The Douglas Family Goes To Disney World
Nevermind Catherine Zeta-Jones dressed like she just got back from an Eat, Pray Love-inspired travel tour for rich white ladies, it's Michael Douglas! Michael, who might still be in the middle of undergoing cancer treatments (I'm not sure), and his family are spending their Thanksgiving at Disney World this year. Yes, THANKSGIVING, but you can't tell from this picture since stupid ass Mickey and Minnie are dressed up for Christmas. Somebody tells those pre-ejaculators that we don't start stroking the candy cane until tomorrow! And somebody pour me another plastic cup of Andre, because I actually looked down to see if Mickey has a bulge. I have problems that cannot be cured.
And it's not officially Thanksgiving until you look at priceless pictures of international gem and hilarious expression maker Kirk Douglas and his wife Anne feeding the homeless (and themselves) at the Los Angeles Mission.
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Submitted by URFUG on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 2:12pm.
I wonder if Kirk ever had any "work" done? He doesn't look like himself. But good for him - he's in his '90s and still getting around.
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Kirk is nearly 94. It's pretty obvious from his tight face he's had work done. I've posted some video of him talking about Michael below. I hope it's true that Michael is beating Cancer!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Kirk-Douglas-Says-Michael-...
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I wonder if Kirk ever had any "work" done? He doesn't look like himself. But good for him - he's in his '90s and still getting around.
GOD he was SO HOT back in the day...
HOT KIRK DOUGLAS
The kids are cute.
See what I did there, I said something nice. But that's all I got. Well I hope MD recovers, too. He looks a little thin here but not too bad. I hope he is feeling better.
OMG thumbnail #7 of Grandpa about to slip blondie the tongue there is extra special... screensaver.
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Cute normal looking kids
No one in Hollywood can scratch Kirk Douglas' back! Love the dig at CZJ. Star fucker.
what do tiger's dream of when they take a little tiger snooze.
Listen, Michael Douglas is going to be just fine. He will recover. He has long-life genes. It's a shame about his voice, though, because he has a really good one. Instantly recognizable.
That's something I can say about the old-timey actors. I wouldn't recognize the voices of any of the new crop of actors. Who could pick Vin Diesel or Megan Fox's voice out of a line-up? Having a distinctive voice is really important for an actor. Look at Donald Sutherland. That man's voice is in every other commercial. And Christine Lahti and Roz from Frasier.
Anyway... We're all farting a lot this morning. My SIL is burping a lot. Out loud, too, which is kind of unlike her.
Mikey looks good! It's nice to see pics like this rather than those horrid looking like he's at death's door ones.
You bitches are evil!
I wish these Hollywood sluts all the best!
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This picture of them makes me kinda sad.
We made the same trek to DW with our kids when the hubs had the big C.
Trying to keep the kids life as normal as possible, I am thinking.
Glad to see someone looking better and enjoying life with his family.
Yes. And he also cannot look her in the eye. Ever.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 7:05pm.
Do you think Michael has to call her Catherine Zeta-Jones?
I heard a nurse tell me the second child seems to look like mom more and the first one favors dad. It's true in our family and a few others.
it's too random to say that sons always look like mom though like someone mentioned. My son is blonde and looks nothing like me- but a clone of dad. I joke that i feel people think I am the fucking nanny they seem surprised when i say i'm mom. My daughter looks like me but a lot better if i do say so myself:)
Genetics are fascinating as hell but goddamn if you aren't thrown for a loop. Like i see plenty of average parents have gorgeous kids and 2 hot parents seem to cancel each other out.
Go Michael. This is actually warming my black heart .
Someone needs to photoshop this same shot and put them in front of Graceland, the Grand Canyon..Niagara Falls. Make it like the Sad Keanu meme.
"I actually looked down to see if Mickey has a bulge. I have problems that cannot be cured."
ahahaha! That's why we love you, MK!
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 3:01pm
I was thinking the same thing, and I'ts probably easy for me to say because I'm sitting here after a Thanksgiving meal, but dear Lord I wouldn't want that man serving me a plate of food.
Sad to say, he looks thisclose to death.
(and I just know now that I said that, I'm going to wind up hungry and homeless)
on the other hand, Micheal looks way better than I thought he would, and those kids actually look normal, healthy, and happy!
Heather Locklear in picture 7? is she homeless or helping?
OMG, Kirk Douglas is still alive!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 7:51pm.
Thumnail 7 is prime JO (that's short for "jerk off" for you fags) material, the taste and musk of a decaying old man is unmatched, unless you're into fucking corpses, that's a whole other bag of worms, you sicko.
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Dude, your posts used to make me lol, now they're just plain nasty. Like Drunken Stepfather nasty. Not funny.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 7:27pm
I didn't know that place would be open today. I don't think there is a day that Disney shuts down for a holiday. I think it would be open even if the rapture happened.
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I grew up in South Florida and every Thanksgiving my parents would take us to Disney. It was less crowded and we would spend one entire day taking Christmas pictures because Miami didn't decorate like 'real' Christmas. Those damn trees were 300 feet tall and the balls were the 2 feet in diameter.
The kids look totally normal. Aactually, they look like a pretty normal family. But...
I bet CZJ was a cunt all day because she hates Disney World and Michael was probably rolling his eyes at her cuntiness and the kids were like "can't we just once have a nice holiday?" to each other and promising that some day they would when they were old enough to have their own apartments.
I also bet a million dollars that she doesn't let Cameron anywhere NEAR her kids. (Not that I blame her, but I bet she's totally cunty about it.)
Thumnail 7 is prime JO (that's short for "jerk off" for you fags) material, the taste and musk of a decaying old man is unmatched, unless you're into fucking corpses, that's a whole other bag of worms, you sicko.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Damn that is some straight-up turkey roll crap they be servin.
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 7:27pm
I didn't know that place would be open today. I don't think there is a day that Disney shuts down for a holiday. I think it would be open even if the rapture happened.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I was at Busch Gardens today riding roller coasters til I almost puked so HELL YES to them going to Disney World! I had a turkey dinner in the Colony House so it made it all official and shit that I did Thanksgiving. lol
CZJ is wearing some straight-up Young Indiana Jones Chronicles hat right there! (from her olden days...)
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I can't hate on Michael too much...with his cancer and all.
Do you think Michael has to call her Catherine Zeta-Jones?
What did ole' Kirk make a phone call to get his old ass face in the spotlight? Damn. If you're going to do something nice, keep it to yourself.
you are so down n out and you got nothing and this walking drooling bag of bones feels sorry for you? He Pities You? He takes time from his busy schedule to feed your sorry ass? You need to quit listening to Obama and quit drinking and get a goddamn job and have some self respect and tell Kirk Douglas to sit down in a freakin' chair he don't belong taking care of you at this point.
EWWWW....the made the kids go to EPCOT???? Booorrriiinnnggg.
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Holy cow - her kids are already that old?? Doesn't it seem like a few years ago she was preggers at the Oscars?
Why did they release this photo to the press?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:51pm.
Boys look like Mom, Girls like Dad. Always.
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This is very true in my case. I look like my father had me alone. When I was a kid, all the other kids would ask if I was adopted when they saw my mother.
Well I cannot say anything shitty about CZJ and Michael Douglas because hes looking good and who cares if it Blohans tanner-cancer fucking sucks-my brother in law has been having chemo,radiation and god knows what else for nearly a year and hes still with us even though hes nearly dead from the treatment so I wanna wish all good thoughts to anyone who dealing with it anywhere....
Kirk Douglas on the other hand-few years ago I was in a restaurant in LA and had to watch him dribbling his peas and being a fucking asshole to everyone with it....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I loathe CZJ. I loathe her so much I won't even type out her heinous name.
On the other hand: "Somebody tells those pre-ejaculators that we don't start stroking the candy cane until tomorrow!" AAAAAHHHH!!! Priceless, MK!
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TexnDoc, that is not true. I totally look like my Mom. I got my Dad's body type, but my face is so my Mom.
To say "always" is not correct.
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Wow I have no snark about this. Must be the turkey.
Mickey wouldn't have a bulge as it is usually girls under those costumes....
Happy turkey day everyone!
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I could only sit through half the movie. I never really got the Tom Cruise is evil thing, until I saw Knight and Day. There was a deeply sinister presence lurking just behind his beady eyes and manical "smile". I totally get it now. And Cameron though she is likeable in everything, couldn't save this turd fest.
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I hate cowboy hats on bitches who aren't cowboys, but you do have to hand it to these people for mostly keeping their children out of the spotlight.
Still, I wonder if there are nannies cropped out of the picture.
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Why is Joan Rivers eating all the homeless peoples' food? That ain't right!
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For a dying man, Michael Douglas looks damn good. Store-bought tan and all...
I think Catherine looks nice too. Kirk still has them all beat. *LOL*
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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:33pm.
OMG! I just watched that tripe. Julia roberts was AWFUL in it. And I almost had a seizure rolling my eyes when she was in india.
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I kinda had the same reaction after watching "Knight & Day". The movie was stupid and Cameron Diaz character acted like a stupid twit.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:51pm
Not in my case. I look just like my mother. Unfortunately.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I think Michael is going to pull through. He looks good in the picture. CZJ will have to wait a bit longer to cash in.
Personally, I think I'd lose my appetite if the person serving me looked like old Kirk, but then again, I've never been homeless. Good on the old man for showing up and all, but they should have just let him be the greeter. Following strokes, my dad had the shakes so bad, and so much difficulty speaking, that if he tried to dole out food that stuff would have been flying all over the place and his efforts to apologize would have produced so much spittle no food would have been safe in a half-mile radius. (Miss you, dad.)
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I love how unfortunate/hilarious it is that the little boy looks exactly like one of the most beautiful women on the planet while his little sister looks exactly like Michael Douglas.">
Boys look like Mom, Girls like Dad. Always.
Nevermind Catherine Zeta-Jones dressed like she just got back from an Eat, Pray Love-inspired travel tour for rich white ladies,
OMG! I just watched that tripe. Julia roberts was AWFUL in it. And I almost had a seizure rolling my eyes when she was in india.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.