Act Like You Care: Michael Lohan & LiLo Will Spend Thanksgiving Together
Lindsay Lohan's doctors at Betty Ford have allowed her to leave her sober living facility for 15 whole hours so that she can spend the day with the shaved and deep fried turkey known as Michael Lohan! Gobble gobble gross. TMZ says that LiLo will drive from Palm Springs to Los Angeles to feast with her friends and her on-and-off again father. LiLo must be back in her bed at Betty Ford by tonight, OR ELSE her counselors will punish her by only letting her get a manicure during their therapy sessions instead of a mani AND a padi. Burn.
And while Michael and Lindsay give thanks to the TMZ tip line, on-call paparazzos, mesh shirts, cell phone clips, and the sober baby who pees in a cup for her every week for drug testing, White Oprah will be celebrating without her main ho.
White Oprah was hoping LiLo would be allowed to travel to New York for the holiday, but obviously that's not going to happen. Poor White Oprah. When she passes out under the kids' table with an empty bottle of Wild Turkey hanging out of her mouth, who's going to drag her to the bathroom and hold her straw hair as she yacks up pureed Stove Top stuffing? Nobody does it like LiLo! Doesn't Betty Ford care about TRADITION?!!!
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I feel bad for her, because she will never have the help of a good family.
Deep fried Turkey... That is a good one.
LisaRose, that is an old picture. Lindsay has red hair now, and weighs more than that too.
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
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He shouldn't have his arms around her like that. You can tell she's uncomfortable. A hug like that shouldn't happen for another year after peace is established.
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o.k., just a thought(i know, this is gonna sound stupid)...
so, i read, i think on TMZ, that ML "secretly" had one of his "friends" pony up some money for Dina's project that she has in the works for pimping her son as an "actor" playing a heroin addict... it got me thinking...
i know that i've said before that the fact that Lilo(chuckyface!... tribute to Migraine!)has had more chances/get out of jail free/do whatever the hell she wants cards drawn than a magician blowing the judge. it makes me believe that this is turning me into one of those people that don't buy the moon landing... ya know, like this is all fucking fake!
anyway... i'm starting to think that this whole "family turmoil" is just part of the money making(come on!.. Lindsay isn't gonna make money in anything other than tabloids!)ploy by this pack of fucking grifters.
i think this whole family he/she/they hate/they like/they get along/not get along thing is just another bullshit con...
yep... i think this is the longest post i've ever written... it's on a Lindsay Lohan thread... sad, isn't it?... jeebus, i need to stop reading about this waste.
i don't know if this is considered on-topic, but... really? consider who's typing this.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 8:25pm.
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That all makes sense now...because I've seriously been wondering for years what his job was. I know he claimed to be a "stock broker" for awhile but that could be anything from loan shark to mafia hitman. I somehoe (typo that stays) don't see him frantically trading stocks on the NYSE floor. And Dina only loves money so that explains why she married him. Seriously if DeeDee was serious about her CHILD'S recovery she would quietly make it to the West Coast for Thanksgiving so she and Michael could put on a united front. I guess OK magazine and Inside Edition weren't offering enough $$$ for her 'exclusive'.
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Exactly! If they were putting their child's interests ahead of their own, that's exactly what they would do. But they're not interested in what is in her best interests, just how to make it so that she is viable again, as a money-making commodity so they can hop back on the gravy train.
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Lindsay needs to stop with the tanning, lip injections, leggings, bleached blonde extensions, ratty trying too hard ill-fitting hipster clothes and just go back to whatever is left. I am NO fan and I think she is self entitled, smug, delusional etc...but if she just went back to red, got a cute bob/shoulder length haircut and stopped posing for pictures (which I don't know is possible) and took a serious hiatus and stopped throwing the peace sign (well also wearing 80's sunglasses) maybe she could somewhat eek out an existence. Go to community college in Sedona, Arizona or Bend, Oregon and take some random classes and resurface in a few years...work on a tell all book or something but just disappear. Maybe she could be marginally accepted in a year or so...
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Pretending to care, seriously can we stop hearing about this bitch every day, who the fuck cares what she does for Thanksgiving, girl is a has been.
I hate this whore. But I feel sorry for her... Having to make amends with your sell out dad (cause your mom is too busy to make time to see you) sucks. And that bitch is still going to be pretty...for at least 5 more years
Look at her expression. Now look at her hand. Watta ya' think?
As other posters have said Dinasaurus could have gone to Cali to meet with her for T-day but my theory is that in order for her to satisfy the Docs at Betty Ford, she might be trying to show that she has resolved all of her family issues.
Cue countdown for "exclusive" interview with Michael Lohan from some bottom feeding rag in which he'll prattle on about his "Thanksgiving miracle" with Lindsay.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:28pm.
that is a creepy ass picture.. not to defend Michael but he comes from a very wealthy family thus he doesn't really have to work.. he's still a douche though..
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That all makes sense now...because I've seriously been wondering for years what his job was. I know he claimed to be a "stock broker" for awhile but that could be anything from loan shark to mafia hitman. I somehoe (typo that stays) don't see him frantically trading stocks on the NYSE floor. And Dina only loves money so that explains why she married him. Seriously if DeeDee was serious about her CHILD'S recovery she would quietly make it to the West Coast for Thanksgiving so she and Michael could put on a united front. I guess OK magazine and Inside Edition weren't offering enough $$$ for her 'exclusive'.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
That picture is scary. She looks like a hostage. A.) She is blocking her boob and B.) He's pulling her toward his crotch. Definitely a calculated FU to WO. My creepy dad always tries to hug me when his friends are around. NOPE. NOTHING WEIRD HERE. WE'RE VERY NORMAL.
When I was in rehab at age 17, they did not allow us to have passes to the outside world AND those fuckers made us watch Bambi on Thanksgiving. For Christmas, we opened our presents together in a community room and all eyes were on me as I tore the wrapping paper off a GIANT pack of tampons. Merry fucking Christmas!
White Oprah is an enabling leach, but Daddy Lohan is an abusive manipulating, ex-con. He spent over two years threatening LiLo and now she's spending her Thanksgiving with him? Now that he knows his methods of intimidation work, he's going to keep using the same tactics the next time Lindsay does something he doesn't agree with.
Come at me bitch!
What does she have until midnight or something? She's lucky she escaped the county jail although I'm sure the prisoners had Thanksgiving dinner also.
Oh, this is juicy. Big Daddy Dysfunction is doing a Hail Mary pass cum interception in order to block the biggest Thanksgiving Turkey of them all-- The White ShadOprah. Looks like Betty Ford's detox program just shed a 50 year old peroxide poison form her system. Now if they only have something to flush out media-whoring fathers.
WO's so full of shit. If she wanted to spend time with her daughter so badly she would have flown the family out to be with her (since she couldn't make it to them). My guess is those therapists are showing Lezlo the light and she's pushing WO away. And/or she's using ML for his money (I never knew he was that wealthy).
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:53pm.
When he was in jail he was suing for part of LiLo's earning. So he either needed the money or it was a power move. Only a real asshole would sue for money his daughter earned.
hmm maybe he's cut off then.. blows my theory the only reason lilo reconciled with him is so he'd pay her rehab bill.. :P
I got a little hate in my heart this tanksgiving, hope the slowhans have it even worse.
I'm really hoping that none of the staff saw fit to inform Mr. Lohan that his left cheek was orange.
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Dear Lohans,
True delusion is when you think people give a shit what you are actually doing for Thanksgiving. Go eat your turkey and then drive off a cliff on the way back to rehab.
Kiss noise,
The citizens of Earth
Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 2:28pm.
that is a creepy ass picture.. not to defend Michael but he comes from a very wealthy family thus he doesn't really have to work.. he's still a douche though..
When he was in jail he was suing for part of LiLo's earning. So he either needed the money or it was a power move. Only a real asshole would sue for money his daughter earned.
Its a 90 day program and she is there for 98 days and has 39 days left so its normal for her to be going out.
This is her 5th rehab and she is an actress she would probably have been out in December if the Judge wasn't forcing her to stay until Jan 3rd.
Who even knows if she is actually spending the day with Michael she might just stay in her apartment and be back for curfew.
that is a creepy ass picture.. not to defend Michael but he comes from a very wealthy family thus he doesn't really have to work.. he's still a douche though..
Daddy Dumbest is probably paying her bills now that she's broke and has no immediate prospects. So, BFC wants Daddy Bill-Payer to be happy. And, if being with LiLo makes him happy then so be it.
Methinks that Daddy has a vested interest in her being able to make uncontanimated pee-pee. Insurance companies who underwrite films require it. Without underwriting LiLo can't earn her (and his) keep in the style of luxury Daddy demands.
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He probably smuggled her some drugs just so she'd take the pic with him.
she and him,are as relevant as yesterday rain,
but i guess we must speak about her,
she still a druggie and her father still an asshole.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 12:45pm.
You know what that picture is? Michael Lohan saying a gleeful *FUCK YOU* to WO, in the ongoing competition to be Lilo's confidante; (i.e. meal ticket)
Yup! I wonder if she minds that these special, bonding moments of her father trying to regain her trust and a relationship with her again get sold to TMZ the minute he has the chance.
Well at least her Father is not going to let her drink or take drugs...not like Dina, Lindsays enabler.
This looks a reenactment of the Miley/Billy Ray Vogue shoot. Creepy all around.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 12:58pm
The only reason why I am sober this holiday (besides being broke) is that i'm not spending the holiday with me family.
However, I would be getting plastered if i were spending it over my friend's house. So it works out either way.
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
She was one of two things I hated about Machete.
The other was Jessica Alba's ~acting~
One of these two needs to murder the other. That would make this a way cool Thanksgiving.
PLS, I always forget! Happy T-Day, Dog!
*steals WT's beer*
KSucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
thanks for the validation, Leenie. cheers, everybody! *raises beer tankard*
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Guys, she Lindsay Lohan. She's a STAR. She doesn't go to jail for real sentences, she doesn't have to stop for stop signs, or women crossing the street pushing a stroller. She can do whatever she wants.
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Who the fuck are these people
I thought rehab was in place of jail where one has no privileges. So why is she allowed privileges?
Happy Shanksgiving, err'botty!
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I don't know much about rehab(except I may be there one day), but I didn't know they just let you come and go as you please? Whatever...she'll be up to her old tricks again soon enough.
And, WT, no! CHEERS!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Mr. Mercury on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 12:58pm.
So, you've met my family evidently.
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I hate these two. Is it too early to start drinking yet?
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cth, the black guy was the carjacker! It wasn't his pants! jeez! hahahahahhaha
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
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must be nice to be in a rehab that allows you to leave, hope she doesn't run into any "Black guy pants" on her stay out.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 12:42pm.
What the fuck? We all know visiting family during the holidays will FORCE even a sane person to drink.
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So, you've met my family evidently.
*drinks straight from the bottle*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Why was Michael's hard-on cropped out of this picture?
I have to say, I think Dad is a fucking douchebag, but he does seem to be the only one interested in Lindsay getting healthy.
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He looks like he's gonna smother her with his popeye arms.
Lindsey looks so comfortable in that picture with her stalker. How sweet.
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You know what that picture is? Michael Lohan saying a gleeful *FUCK YOU* to WO, in the ongoing competition to be Lilo's confidante; (i.e. meal ticket)
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