Wednesday, November 24th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Old Spice Dude And The Dos Equis Guy
The Brawny Man is totally fapping to this. Here's The Man Your Man Could Smell Like and The Most Interesting Man in the World together at last. Obviously, this picture was taken from inside of Chuck Norris' head.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 7:07pm.
@Koko sweets, ugh, my emotions have been all over the place due to all these damn big changes and shit upon me, plus the last semester of crap and being behind in deadlines. So, sorry if I sounded crankers. *swigs wine while I wait for bboy (aka 'omp' cause he just calls me up to state the fucking obvious and pointless ALL THE FING TIME ARG) for another event tonight*
Last stupid task then Ima focus on papers most of this weekend and try to hop on the DL for all you guys' snarks. I hope you had a good turkey day.
Errybods, much love to you and stay safe and stuff. Snark on.
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Has anyone seen this?
http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2007/12/09/how-young-do-hollywood-trainwreck...
It's the young actress from the O.C. (Marissa's little sister). I'm surprised I hadn't seen it yet. I checked on IMDB, she's got a few movies coming up, and she's on Gossip Girl. I guess no one's making a big deal cuz she's just under the radar.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3LHHOlm6o&feature=related
I, mean, THEY'VE GOT MOVES!!!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALL!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I find nothing interesting about the most interesting man. I would bang the old spice dude raw though
oh fucks...this pic is made of my PMSing wet dreams LAWD -- awshit, there's them thar hubs of mine hollerin about burning stuffing or some such -- sherry is reeeeeally good shit to cook/keybor with ;D okxoxobye!
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 10:10pm.
Maybe Spanksgiving then! At least your show isn't interrupted
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Well it's the little things in life ! I hope everyone has a great gorge-a-thon tomorrow and limited family arguments and/or disagreements. Oh, who am I kidding...I'll be on here tomorrow trying to kill time in between my food comas and TV programs (and spanking). The very essence of Thanksgiving.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Maybe Spanksgiving then! At least your show isn't interrupted
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 9:42pm.
Also, KoKo when your husband starts yanking it in front of the TV while you are trying to watch, wish him a happy yanksgiving or wanksgiving
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Usually he's nice enough to not change the channel as long as he can feel a boob. I can continue watching my soulless reality shows and crime documentaries.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Also, KoKo when your husband starts yanking it in front of the TV while you are trying to watch, wish him a happy yanksgiving or wanksgiving
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I invited Richard Simmons over to my house for Thanksgiving and all that fucker did was spread AIDS all over my dining room chairs.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
CAPPY
I was kidding about the jizz thing because I don't know how to spell jist/gist/gyst ?? I would be super annoyed as well if the adult children were nagging and the ex was complaining and bitching. I say this with a grain of salt because I probably wouldn't be able to follow this advice but don't engage (the negativity) and kill em' with kindness. If you show you are annoyed then that will help confirm (falsely of course) that you are the bitch/enemy whatever. Pretend to be busy in the kitchen and drink your pinot !! Good Luck !
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I am SO glad it will just be me and Mr.K and the two cats tomorrow (and a bunch of holiday appropriate side dishes and desserts). I foolishly went to the DMV today thinking it would be slow(er) but I was there for 3+ hours sitting next to a woman and her daughter who were angrily flipping through a VOGUE or Cosmo and stopping on every page saying "ewww she's fat" or "she's not a model, she's ugly" or (mother to daughter) "if you ever wear anything like that or get that big I will not be seen in public with you". Part of me wanted to move but I decided to stay because I knew that bitch was horrified having to sit next to a "fat" (to her), jeans, sweatshirt and beanie clad chick (me).
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 6:26pm.
What is OMP ? I mean I pretty much (think) I get the jist (jizz?) of what you are saying but I can't have an opinion until I know what OMP is !!!
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Koko,
I'm not part of that jizz shit. Let's make that clear, please, for once and for all. Eiles, QBK, Breaky and Cakey can attest to that. "OMP", was my new phrase earlier for my b-boy ('obvious mcpointless' due to his stating the obvious and pointless all the damn time). I asked the question hoping for advice cause my guy and I just got engaged and his grown (spoiled) children are acting like little spoiled fools.
If anybody still thinks I'm part of that bullshit nutjob crew, then just disregard my legit question.
'Nite all.
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Oh, look at that, boss man is letting me go 1/2 hr early. Jeysus. *eye roll*
I'm out ho's have happy turkey days!!!!!!
EAT DRINK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULD!!!!
*MUAH*
What is OMP ? I mean I pretty much (think) I get the jist (jizz?) of what you are saying but I can't have an opinion until I know what OMP is !!!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Men who Look Like Kenny Rogers posing with his girlfriend.
((( hugs Cappy )))
*slings wicked homemade holiday treats*
Always thankful for your friendship!
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
{{{major hugs n p.noir glass to Mercury}}} Been thinking about you, friend. =D
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:40pm.
Queenie it's Maksim from DWTS, he makes me moist, LOL
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Nice choice, Snowy. Maks is hottttttttt!
Mmmmm.
My pies are almost done! This year it's boozy pie, as in Rum Pumpkin and Bourbon Pecan (with extra pecans). I'm anticipating a major coronary sometime later tomorrow, but let the good times roll, right! Extra homemade whipped cream for everyone!
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
M.E. take a damn day off. You got my vote.
Alright, I'm back w/ a srrs issue y'all, while i'm cooking.
K, OMP (previously 'bboy') is a dad of 4 grown ass chirrun (18 to 25 yrs) from a divorce. He's been divorced since 15 years. 15 fucking years. TWO of his damn spoiled ass adult chirrun (with the exception of the 25 yrd old and the 18 yr old) are NOT letting him live a happy life w/ a new person (me. FKING HOLD OFF ON THE JOKES, SNARKS!).
They iz siding w/ their cray-cray mom (the ex) and her miserable outlook of OMP being "indebted" to them forever.
(here comes my pseudo-scot/irish blood:) I FUCKING AIN'T GONNA PUT UP W/ THAT SHIT, AND HE SHOULDN'T BE 'INDEBTED' WHEN HE'S BEEN THERE AND THEN SOME! FKING UGH.
The crazy ex is still alone, miserable, delusional and manipulative. ALTHOUGH, since I said to OMP "oh fking no. tell her I ain't having a three-way (aka third party in my relationship OH FKING HELL NO!)!"
Are we right to put the kibosh on this bullshit of bullshits that people pull to keep hanging onto shit??!?! I don't fucking think so.
DLers, what yall think?? Help a bitch out please. Thx
-edited, argh
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
I'd totally let these two spitroast me.
Snowy - IDK if Survivor is on.
As for days of...I HAZ TURKEY DAY!!! YAY!!!
Poor M.E. never gets a day off! :(
Hey M.E. is Survivor on tonight? It was always on Thanksgiving night before and it was always a clip show....another reason Thanksgiving sucks this year, that was like a family tradition
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
I will haz Friday off from the office, but the restaurant is going to be open, so I'll have to deal with that fuckery.
Sweet Jebus, took me an hour to straighten out the checkbook, pay bills and finally pee.
What's new?
Two funny guys!
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:18pm.
Sucky: My Dad is Scottish and a ginge, do you want to fuck him?
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I already did.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Queenie it's Maksim from DWTS, he makes me moist, LOL
hugs back to cappy and OMGWTF, anyone with Scottish relatives has to LOVE that movie
"HEED"
HAI BRANDI!!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Dos Equis guy! I'm really hoping to have a few drinks sometime this weekend. We already had our turkey dinner last Sunday and we didn't include a single alcoholic beverage. :( I would've said something but if I drink I do it on the down-low cuz my mom doesn't really approve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3LHHOlm6o&feature=related
I, mean, THEY'VE GOT MOVES!!!!
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:27pm.
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OMG, that clip is just one big quote-fest. I couldn't even list them all. LOL
and LAPAGLIA. sigh. He was at his hottest there.
@WTFOMGLOL
OMG LMAO!!!! My sibs and I love to quote that movie, thanks!
Happy Givesthanksforallyouhave Day!!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:19pm.
Question, what is the best way to make a guy who is unable to feel empathy feel like the douchebag that he is? (I have to leave in 15 minutes, so make it a quickie!)
I once told a guy it was obvious he and his mother never bonded when he was an infant, so that's why he couldn't really relate to people and was a cold bastard.
The look on his face told me I hit a nerve! He tried really hard after that, but by then I was over it.
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Maybe he had Aspergers ?? If so, there wouldn't have been much you could have done about it. that's just how they're wired.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:27pm.
Whenever I'm jonesin' for the Scots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Q8SRwIo3E&playnext=1&list=PL11785319588...
ROFLMAO
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LMFAOOOO "...try one of ya bras on ya wee guurrll... shut it!!..." lol
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:19pm.
No empathy? If he's a sociopath then save your energy trying to make him feel anything. Just stick around for the fucked up fun of watching him in action if you want but don't expect a thing from them. Fascinating to see sometimes but a hassle; ain't gonna change.
GOBBLEFUCKINGGOBBLE WOOT!!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Whenever I'm jonesin' for the Scots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Q8SRwIo3E&playnext=1&list=PL11785319588...
ROFLMAO
GOBBLEGOBBLE HWORES!
I am thankful for......
MK
The Brad
All mah Dlisted friends that GET. IT.
Mah wittle furball meow meow army
Being able to put out a spread for tomorrow and swimming in gravy
Grocery store Thanksgiving sales that let me stock up on other shit
And that for most of us, we have weathered stormy times and the political climate of smite and petty bullshit and have come out better for it and are able to find real value in the things that can't be bought.
HAPPEH TURKEY MURDERING DAY!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
{hugs Snowy} I love the Scottish!
*toasts to ginge Scottish heritage of Snowy cause it's toast time and I'm balls out w/ the drinks, fuck it.*
=D
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:10pm.
woo HOOOOOOOOOOO Imma get mah drank on tonight!
French wine and champagne with dinner ... then tomorrow I face the misery that is my MIL, and her shite cooking.
Queenie, I had no idea we were sister's in-law!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:10pm.
me too!!
and this year they downsized into the retirement community so she has a tiny dining room now but INSISTS on still having all 5768 of us crammed/trapped in there. Cause of course, none of us could do it "right" like her.
this should be fun.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:18pm.
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who's the hottie in your avvie?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Sucky: My Dad is Scottish and a ginge, do you want to fuck him?
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
LOLOL McFucktard! I'll drank to that tonight!! Fuck it!
Oh, and same here, meeting w/ the rabid complainers for most of tomorrow THEN I'M QUITTING THOSE BITCHES ONCE I DRINK ALL THEIR SHIT. WATCH ME! Ugh. I have a love/hate relationship w/ Turkey day.
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:02pm.
*break from studies and cooking*
Y'all, my bboy is now officially re-termed Obvious McPointless, aka 'OMP'. I've fucking had it with statements/questions about some damn obvious shit or pointless notations. That is all.
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LMAO @ OMP! I worked with this hipster doofus who was the most annoying asswipe ever - I used to call him Douchey McFucktard.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
QUEENIE YOU BITCH
me too lol!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
woo HOOOOOOOOOOO Imma get mah drank on tonight!
French wine and champagne with dinner ... then tomorrow I face the misery that is my MIL, and her shite cooking.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:24pm.
Queenie- Like I said, he feels no empathy and views tears as a sign of weakness.
ME- not talking to him will not make him feel bad.
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set his car on fire
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BWHAHAHHAHAHA, DListed diplomatic relations R O C K !!!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
*break from studies and cooking*
Y'all, my bboy is now officially re-termed Obvious McPointless, aka 'OMP'. I've fucking had it with statements/questions about some damn obvious shit or pointless notations. That is all.
No, wait, have a good rest of the week, everyone!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
I have NEVER in 15 years worked a Friday after Thanksgiving