Charlie Sheen Is Suing His Porn Star Prisoner
Capri Anderson (born name: Christina Walsh), the leased piece who felt the terror when she stared into Charlie Sheen's coke canals of impending doom last month, made the media rounds yesterday to talk about the night Carlos Irwin Estevez brought the rage and forced her to lock her half-nekkid ass in the bathroom. Capri told both Good Morning America and Nightline that Charlie choked her ass out and threw a bunch of furniture at her after accusing her of stealing one of his fancy watches. Capri admitted that she was given $3,500 that night for her ho shit services and also said that Charlie tried to seal her mouth shut with a check for $20,000. But Charlie's queefing out a totally different story.
Charlie denies both choking Capri and trying to buy her off for $20,000. Charlie says that Capri is the one who tried to snatch $1 million out of his ass in exchange for her silence. Charlie believes his story so much that he's suing Capri for extortion. According to TMZ, Charlie's lawsuit states that Capri threatened to fuck with his probation unless he handed over a million dollars. Charlie is currently on probation in Aspen, CO for changing the lyrics to George Michael's "Last Christmas" from "I gave you my heart" to "I gave you a knife to the froat".
The lawsuit is kind of hilarious and should come with its own laugh track. Charlie says that Capri tried to "embarrass him" and cause "damage to his career" by spitting out lies to the media and prosecutors in Aspen. Charlie says that he never whooped that trick and acted like "a total gentlemen" the entire time.
A total gentlemen?! Tell that to the family of the chandelier lamp he viciously murdered! A total gentlemen would've given Capri a hotel robe or a napkin to put on before she locked herself in the bathroom. A total gentlemen would've offered her a snort of his coke appetizer before throwing a Chippendale chair at her ass. A total gentlemen would've calmly sat on the sofa with his legs crossed while he called her a dumb stupid whore whose got his $165,000 watch shoved up her snatch hole. That's how a TOTAL gentlemen behaves!
Charlie is also suing for the $165,000 watch he swears Capri stole. Capri's lawyer responded to the lawsuit with this statement to People:
"It's a blatant attempt by them to muddy the waters and confuse the situation. They are throwing a bunch of mud at the wall and hoping something will stick.At the beginning of the night he was acting as a gentleman, but not at the end when he was threatening to kill her."
And why do I think that OctoSana and Mel Gibson will throw a plagiarism lawsuit at Charlie and Capri for stealing their act!
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It's no secret that Charlie Sheen has an anger management issue and has attacked numerous women. So when are these women going to wise up and steer clear of him? It's not worth whatever he's paying you: if he keeps getting away with these episodes, he will eventually kill someone.
Charlie lost his looks due to the fact that he is really a genuine 100% exclusive fish-fucking str8 hetro man!
This one looks like post meltdown Mariah Carey in the face. Colored contacts work wonders.
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Christ it just shows that Charlie Sheen is truly believing his own delusional bull shit-when he gonna start being accountable??
Fuck him-I cant believe his dad is Martin Sheen who seems so cool.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Gracejones on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 5:28pm.
This guy is as reprehensible as Charles Manson. What really brought this home for me was when that Austrian guy Fritzl, who repeatedly raped and locked up his daughter for 20 years, said that 2 and a half men is his favourite show.
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It's my favorite show, also, and I can not imagine hurting a woman, much less doing those unspeakable acts. I'm almost certain that the Austrian guy had problems WELL before 2 and a half men...
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*lovingly places spongebob band-aid on jack's wounded self*
OLOL! Of course you couldn't have sex with a relative you are from Arkansas...oh.wait.
Bwahahahahahaha! Sorry, dear, I could not help myself.
*flashes jack to make it all better...* They are real and spectacular. At least that is what my uncle says!
*runs away!*
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
The dirty whore will end up getting her own reality tv show and a spread in Playboy.
Maybe even Dancing With The Stars - who knows ?
Vilely Virus, Capri Sun here is your future ...
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I loved this line back in February.
"As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series 'Two and a Half Men,'" Sheen's representative said in a statement.
He was just preventing! Preventing what, I'm not sure, but whatever it was, he meant to prevent it.
You know what you're getting with Charlie, so deal with it. 20,000, dollars plus the asking price is a pretty good deal for spending a night with the guy. (As long as he was sharing. If he wasn't he should get the zappy chair.)
I'd like to think that this chick did in fact steal his watch and bring on his rage, because you know what side I'm on, but the text messages prove OTHERWISE. He's a doll, but he's a dumbass for the countersuit when there are text messages. DUMBASS.
Submitted by Gracejones on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 5:28pm.
This guy is as reprehensible as Charles Manson. What really brought this home for me was when that Austrian guy Fritzl, who repeatedly raped and locked up his daughter for 20 years, said that 2 and a half men is his favourite show.
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It's my favorite show, also, and I can not imagine hurting a woman, much less doing those unspeakable acts. I'm almost certain that the Austrian guy had problems WELL before 2 and a half men...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
....so is Emilio just as fucked up, but hides it better, or is he the Good Son?
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This guy is as reprehensible as Charles Manson. What really brought this home for me was when that Austrian guy Fritzl, who repeatedly raped and locked up his daughter for 20 years, said that 2 and a half men is his favourite show.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/josef-fritzls-favorite-tv-show
Martin Sheen gets to wake up every morning and know that this piece of feces is his son.
He is such a little wussy. He needs to quit abusing women, get off the drugs and learn to be a responsible adult and parent.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 1:33pm.
Kinda like on "Cops", when the crackhead called the cops, cause someone sold him a pebble instead of a crackrock.....
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lmfao. True. true.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 1:07pm.
Aside from Nevada......prostitution/being an escort/paid whore is still illegal everywhere else right?
So, can't she be jailed for admitting getting paid for sex?
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Technically, they could both be charged with prostitution. She for soliciting and he for hiring her services and fomenting the crime.
This is what Sophia had to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCw
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I believe that Charlie Sheen (and his brother Emilio Estevez) are the most deeply closeted homosexuals EVER!
What must Martin think of his sons? At least Emilio keeps his head clean (no pun) for the most part.
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Those who exchange liberty for safety deserve neither; AND LOSE BOTH!
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There is no doubt that what Charlie Sheen has done was wrong, but she was whoring around.
They both can eat a dick. Charlie Sheen, maybe it'll answer all of your problems about why you hate women so much.
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I think Sheen is verrrry talented and yet, what Capri went through evokes some sympathy because to a lesser extent, someone once happened to me a long time ago:((( With a former Met. Ugh.
LOL !!!! That was funny as hell. Why did you give Mel's tossed away beat piece an idea. Bitch probably calling one of her thirty two lawyers right now, trying to see if she can SUE Carlos ass.
If you can't even close your mouth because you're so used to having a dick in it, no one is going to take what you have to say seriously. Good luck cum dumpster.
Charlie is currently on probation in Aspen, CO for changing the lyrics to George Michael's "Last Christmas" from "I gave you my heart" to "I gave you a knife to the froat".
Hysterical!
Kinda like on "Cops", when the crackhead called the cops, cause someone sold him a pebble instead of a crackrock.....
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Is Charlie Sheen not the devil?? Truly!! I keep asking myself: What if he was my kid? UGH. :(
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What ever happened to the "Hookers" tag? Haven't seen it in a while and it surely applies here...
MK must think this trick has staying power...giving her, her own tag after only one scandal
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Aside from Nevada......prostitution/being an escort/paid whore is still illegal everywhere else right?
So, can't she be jailed for admitting getting paid for sex?
Myle's twin and Junky Sheen should go to jail for being themselves.
It's a joke like some people said.. what she did was illegal , she is a prostitute. Charlie was using drugs... is like who ever did the less of the wrongs gets to win... BITCH PLEASE!
Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 1:00pm.
A prostitute can't sue a john.
What SHE did was illegal.
This girl is living in a dreamland if she thinks she's gonna win a lawsuit.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:16am.
Only Charlie Sheen could sue a hooker and win.
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ain't that the truth.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 12:47pm.
Dont ever watch that other WB show... "Better with you" not sure if its still on... I watch 2 min.. not even 3... It was not funny, extremley predictable jokes that seem so forced.. everyone talks in this sarcastic non funny way... even worse than the monotony of "TandaHM"
I know you are smart Hekki... so dont!!
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A prostitute can't sue a john.
What SHE did was illegal.
This girl is living in a dreamland if she thinks she's gonna win a lawsuit.
If I were in a hotel room with Charlie Sheen, I would *expect* him to try to beat my ass (and/or stab or shoot me). It's what he does!
She looks like the highly photoshopped version of every girl I went to high school with. I guess you can be *anyone* and be a star in porn.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Charlie Sheen can just go fuck off and DIE DIE DIE you worthless piece of shit motherfucker!
aaaahh...I feel better now, back to work.
Michael K- I don’t know about you, but according to the chipmunks Fyodor and Mazeltov that I like to let let strut around the living room they think a better idea might be if them two bitches get together for one more night of preferred debauchery, but this time instead of charging CoCo some astronomical fantasy, ‘Capri Extortion’ should charge CoCo a cut price of only $600 K and there upon after servicing CoCo, Capri Extortion should then let CoCo violently cry in her arms.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/11/coco-sheen-is-now-counter-suing-...
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Submitted by Paquita: "He is looking worse and worse everyday. I caught a "Two and a Half Men" episode and he just looks junky skinny. The boy/teen is too big to be playing that dumb teen character... I never found it funny"
For the first time in years, I clicked on the show for about three minutes. In that three minutes I found out that the kid is driving a car now, as well as wisecracking, Charlie is still a lovable scofflaw and Ducky is still a gonadless nerd. I didn't get to see Holland Taylor or Conchata Ferrell, both of whom I love.
So basically the show is just repeating itself over and over and over and beats you over the head with its stereotypes.
Glad I don't ever watch that piece of shit.
I have enjoyed Charlie as an actor in other things, though.
I was trying to figure out what that was in Charlie's mouth. Then I just discovered that Denise Richards realized he makes for an excellent poo bag when she takes her 37 dogs out for their morning walk.
M.E. me too!
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I don't know why, but for some reason I believe him this time.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 12:09pm.
Neither of these bitches has clean hands. Ask Judge Judy what THAT means.
Charlie didn't want to call the cops when he caught her trying to steal the watch because he was using illegal drugs. She didn't want to call the cops because she was there being a prostitute. It's ironic/hilarious/galling that they are now using the legal system to try to get back at each other.
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Ding Ding Ding!
Snowy - I think part Duex was funnier.
LOL I think the whole movie is on YouTube
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THTS RIGHT!! LOL Have to watch it now.. I need a good laugh. Since I am not in USA anymore I dont get the holidays... and its only Tuesday PPFFT!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 12:14pm.
OH wow, I forgot John Cryer was in Hot Shots too
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snowy - Imma have to rent Hot Shots again then.
me either ME but I thought I saw him in the trailer I posted earlier so I did the research and lo and behold, he was!
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He is looking worse and worse everyday. I caught a "Two and a Half Men" episode and he just looks junky skinny. The boy/teen is too big to be playing that dumb teen character... I never found it funny.
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Duckie was in Hot Shots???????????? I do not remember this.
OH wow, I forgot John Cryer was in Hot Shots too
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I was at my parent's house last weekend and they were talking about their favorite TV shows and of course TWO AND A HALF MEN was at the top. They also thoroughly enjoy 'Everybody Loves Raymond', 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' and Jeff Foxworthy...the whole time I was sitting there seething inside and wondering where I really came from.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Neither of these bitches has clean hands. Ask Judge Judy what THAT means.
Charlie didn't want to call the cops when he caught her trying to steal the watch because he was using illegal drugs. She didn't want to call the cops because she was there being a prostitute. It's ironic/hilarious/galling that they are now using the legal system to try to get back at each other.
DirtyWhoreMouth --
Gotta give you props for that Avi! Pap, take that you ungrateful adopted bitch!!
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