Prince William & Kate Middleton's Wedding Date Announced
If April 29th is your born day, wedding anniversary or the creation date of your favorite dildo, then you should know that you won't be celebrating any of that shit that day. All of your celebratory energies need to be focused on Kate Middleton and Prince Big Willie, because April 29th has been tattooed on the ass cheek of Britain as their official weddin' day! Or for most Brits, it will be another day in April where they get to tell their alarm clocks to fuck off before filling their coffee makers with scotch and Tang. No work for them!
The BBC says that soon-to-be Princess Kate and Prince William have chosen Westminster Abbey as their wedding location, because it's like really British, or something. Westminster Abbey is also the place where Queen Elizabeth got married, and where Princess Diana's funeral took place. Prince William's private secretary released this statement about the wedding plans:
"We know that the world will be watching on April 29, and the couple are very, very keen indeed that the spectacle should be a classic example of what Britain does best. Prince William and Catherine have made it very clear that they wish everybody to be able to enjoy the day with them. Consequently, the day will be a proper celebration for the nation and the realms.Having said that, the couple are very mindful of the current situation, and for example, Prince William has already expressed a clear wish that any involvement by the armed forces should rely in great part on those servicemen and women already committed to public and ceremonial duties."
Coincidentally, April 29th is also the date that at the bottom of the Village Voice's online news section, one of the headlines will read: Drunken Crazed Gay In A Princess Costume Arrested At The Abbey Bar In Brooklyn For Doing Unpublishable Acts of Depravity With A Homemade Prince Harry Doll.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:55pm.
She is one hard looking 28 year old! She could easily pass for 38.
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I think it runs in the family. This is her younger sister (on the left)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-468131/Copy-Kate-Pippa-Midd...
I've actually got a sort of dark feeling about this wedding hoopla, I don't even know where it's coming from. Probably the notion that it won't be long before these two are in their opposite corners frowning and bitter, with the Queen in her own corner frowning and bitter. And that's when the fun will really start!
She is one hard looking 28 year old! She could easily pass for 38.
I am not waking up at 3 am to watch this wedding like my mom made me for Charles and Di's wedding back in '81. Di had one fugly dress too.
Who gives a fk??!! I hear bitches were having seizures over whether "their day" would fall on others' days. Jesus, IT AIN'T ABOUT THE STUPID DAY, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT A LIFETIME AFTER. ugh
If I watch/read about it, it'll only be through the DL. And that's if I care to try to catch a glimpse of someone tripping, queen Mum snoring/farting or Wills goofing off. However, if they're going to be all stuffy-like, then no.
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they had better move it up to March before Prince Cueball is totally bald
Submitted by ObsessedNLuvsIt on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 10:15am.
Welcome, slut! :)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:50am.
Becky Sharp is the protagonist in Thackeray's "Vanity Fair." She was a unrepentant social climber who ultimately destroyed everyone around her with her aspirations.
Have you ever read "Forever Amber"? Same concept, except the protaganist destroys herself. Good read.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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All I care about is the dress. Everyone was waiting for years for William to get married, and now that he is, I realize that I really don't give a fuck. Especially since Catherine is marrying him for who his family is, as opposed to who HE is. Does that make sense? And she looks old as hell.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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She looks like she shares Diana's eating disorder. You know it's true. The Castle is already trying to preempt questions about it by saying she exercises two hours a day. They're anticipating it.
But Prince William looks like a nicer guy than his dad. Maybe he'll help her through it and be a bit more understanding.
Can someone tell me why her name is "Catherine" but she goes by "Kate"?
Why swap in a K?
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Kate with a K is the original shortened form of the name "Catherine/Katherine", which is the name on her birth certificate. "Cate" isn't that common in Britain.
I suppose she's using her full name because it's more official.
FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!
April 29th IS my born day!!!
Sick of these two already.
WHAT!?!
Bitches stole mah wedding anniversary!!
Meh- we didn't even have a wedding, just a ceremony. Whatevs.
Everything about that woman screams COUGAR...28yo???!!! really???!!! those were hard lived 28 years. And there's no way she is a virgin...so they probably amended that requirement for future princesses/queens to go with their virginity intact to the marriage bed. She ensnared him with her sexual skills, I bet.
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I wanna see the dress at the Abbey Bar. THAT sounds like it's going to be more of a party. Tweet it.
I'll watch because I want to see the dress.
yes I said that.
the only way things will seem right to me, is if somehow both Charles and William are passed over, and good 'ole Harry becomes King.
then, Di will have a wicked lil' smile on her face, and all is forgiven.
Submitted by Fronika on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 1:23pm.
That woman looks several years older than she is. She could easily be taken for mid-thirties. Has a look Celine Dion too. ugh
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Wow, I thought this exact same thing. Either she's older than 28 or is not aging well. Her mother smokes, so maybe she does too?
Wills, though, is going bald. But that doesn't matter since as future Prince of Wales Kind of England he has his pick of the litter.
The Queen can afford to pay the security, but since it is a public affair, that is probably her reasoning for the state to pay for it.
LOL leave Prince Wills hair alone. He has been getting those implants, which he should, he's way too young to be going bald. Once his hair is fixed he'll be the hot one again.
That woman looks several years older than she is. She could easily be taken for mid-thirties. Has a look Celine Dion too. ugh
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
That last paragraph is hilarious! But what about the "crazed gay in a bridal tuxedo foaming at the mouth" crashing every taping of Anderson Cooper's new show? Would MK forsake His Boo for Prince Hot Ginge?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I would be interested in the wedding Prince Ginge would have to MK. That I would attend, THAT i would watch on tv.
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Run while you can, William! RUN!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 10:31am.
It's the same day Adolf Hitler married Eva Braun I read this morning.
Awwwwwww!
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Yeah, that was the same day Hitler lost the war and they decided to off themselves after the ceremony, before the Russians had a chance to get to them. So romantic :P
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I just read that the families are splitting the costs of the wedding and taxpayers will have to pay 20 million for security. As a taxpayer this would KILL me. Ridiculous. The Queen can't fucking pay for the whole shot? Sell a crown, bitch!
*booking a holiday to Afghanistan for the 28th of April right now*
Btw,
Catherine/Katherine are the same name, Kate/Katie/Kathy/Cathy are short forms of both names. Always been. This wasn't made up yesterday.
they also look like they just blazed a fat joint. lol, his CGI smoke cloud :D
HA! the prince is dressed like the monopoly guy! ello gonva!!!lol. Ugh, they suck! NEXT!
I'm sick of hearing about these two already. Next April is going to be brutal!
Yawn. I'm sure this shit hole country has nothing more important to do with public funding than waste it on these fucking in-bred leeches who've never done a day's work in their lives.
Oh. No. You. Didn't, Few Words! Cracking the fuck up right now.
I don't understand the release.
For the nation "and the realms." What the fuck does that mean? "All our previous colonies still stuck in the imperial lifestyle"?
"Very mindful of the current situation"? Again, what the fuck is that referring to?
"...any involvement by the armed forces should rely in great part on those servicemen and women already committed to public and ceremonial duties." -- As opposed to... what?
What's with all this Catherine bullshit? I guess they're trying to make her sound all fancy and shit? She'll still go down in history as Waity Katie the Queen who trapped a king by dancing around in lingerie at Freshers Week. Stay classy Kate Sharp
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:30am.
i hate charles and he should never be king. EVER. would that mean horsey face bitch camilla gets to be queen?
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When they got married, it was decided that when Charles gets the throne, she would be "Princess Consort Camilla" and not "Queen Camilla."
i wanna catch
the bouquet
cause good way
to sniff out desperate broads
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As a subject (what a strange notion) of Her Majesty and observer of royal ebb and flow I have this to say:
1. All of the most interesting and productive periods of British history occurred during the reigns of queens 2. The succession is sacrosanct to royalty and Charles will be King before his son and heir 3. William and Kate are exactly the seen-to-be-hardworking if dull couple needed to hold the fort during changing times.
And who doesn't love a royal wedding: the dress, the diet, the photo-ops, the souvenir mugs. Royal families started out as pirates and pillagers and will do anything necessary to secure the business.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:49am.
Day-um! Y'alls mean! Calling her Becky Sharp is a horrible insult!
Can someone tell me why her name is "Catherine" but she goes by "Kate"?
Why swap in a K?
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An insult to whom, Becky? ;)
I have been wondering about the "Kate" with a "K", too. Seriously, what the fuck? Ever hear of Cate Blanchett, Cate Edwards? I went to school with a number of Cates with a "C".
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:50am.
Becky Sharp is the protagonist in Thackeray's "Vanity Fair." She was a unrepentant social climber who ultimately destroyed everyone around her with her aspirations.
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thanks cokey!
i'm sure i'm going to be too busy living my life on the day of this blessed occassion...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
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my whorey ex wife
saying fuck you, thank you
after i banged her
one for the road bitch
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Hey FewWords, I'm late for the party I'm sure, but who is that in your .gif? Hilarious!
ima gonna dj the reception
play some coolio for
the queen
jello shots for
chrome dome willis
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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Becky Sharp is the protagonist in Thackeray's "Vanity Fair." She was a unrepentant social climber who ultimately destroyed everyone around her with her aspirations.
Day-um! Y'alls mean! Calling her Becky Sharp is a horrible insult!
Can someone tell me why her name is "Catherine" but she goes by "Kate"?
Why swap in a K?
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:39am.
"Indeed, on the day Prince Fug & Becky Sharp announced their engagement, the Ireland story was buried on Yahoo!'s news page."
um, ok this might be a stupid question, but what's the Becky Sharp reference? anyone?
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wasn't she the piece from Tom Sawyer ?
Beyond that .. no idea, sorry.
"Indeed, on the day Prince Fug & Becky Sharp announced their engagement, the Ireland story was buried on Yahoo!'s news page."
um, ok this might be a stupid question, but what's the Becky Sharp reference? anyone?
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i hate charles and he should never be king. EVER. would that mean horsey face bitch camilla gets to be queen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. a man who wants to be someone's tampon cannot be king. it's not right.