Nothing To See Here, I Hope
The only way Gabriel Aubry could "upgrade" from Halle Berry is if he had a threesome with Shauna Sand and Queen on the Scene (P.S. - Where art thou, QOTS?!) on a bed made from the sheddings of the Shiba Inu 6 while Four Loko rained on top of them, so I won't even use the "downgrade" word to discuss these pictures of him with Kim Kardassian at the Lakers vs. Warriors game last night. Besides, there's really nothing to talk about because they are just sitting next to each other discussing their views on the debt crisis in Europe, obviously. That's it!
You know, there's a good chance that Gabriel doesn't even know he's sitting next to a Kardashian whore. Since Kim has a face like a cartoon panther, he probably thinks he's talking to the Warriors mascot.
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How in the seven hells do you go from Halle to THAT???
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
Submitted by Theater Of The Mind on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 11:39pm.
I wouldn't fuck but I'm asexual for Hollywood peenorz. ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††
"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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They're both tardbuckets.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Sorry folks. This story is true. This self-absorbed skank had a date with him. Her mom is currently feeding all of the details to the press.
Kim has hongray eyes! The new Kim K. is Delyla Majeedian (now she's a real natural beauty:) love her!!
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This thumbnail below proves that there's always a true beauty lurking in the dark ready to snatch the spotlight away from you. Watch out.
Oh HELL NAW! I'm staging an intervention...a skank intervention. Don't do it Gabriel. KimK is a helluva ho.
Nothing is more important in this world than
lookin' spiffy
relax, people. he only wanted the name of the person who did her face, so he knows where NOT to go to get work done.
LMAO at "Since Kim has a face like a cartoon panther, he probably thinks he's talking to the Warriors mascot."
This beady eyed, clef-lipped, long faced creature is so easy. I bet every orifice feels like a gutted pumpkin and he's an idiot by default.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 3:30pm.
But no one ever got famous for being polite except Emily Post, and really, who would be able to pick Emily Post out of a line up?
hahaha. I could--but maybe depends on the lineup.
Things I don't get: What's so great about this guy? Has he cured cancer or something?
He is so fucking, unbelievably gorgeous! No-one should be that goddamn beautiful. It isn't fair to the rest of us lol.
And NO WAY would Gabriel date Kim! And if he did/does than he is using her for publicity. Men that beautiful do not date mediocre looking women. They usually date women (supermodels, actresses) on their own level. Got to love narcicissm folks, the really hot only date the really hot!
Look at her face, hometrick is completely enamored by him. Nice try Kim there's no way he'd fuck on you. Take it back to Kanye and the like, they're the only kind to hump on that used up ass.
Exactly what color is her skin? What is supposed to be? Seems to be a color you would find on a generic box of Crayolas.
It must be very cold in there. He has a winter scarf and cap on. Isn't he precious? I wish someone would through some hot dogs with mustard on them from the rafters.
No, no, no, NO! This is definitely not authorized!!
I'm going to close mine eyes and count to three. And this will all be some whorish nightmare that instantly goes away.
1 2 ...
Kim wouldn't bother me so much if she would drop the prim and proper act...she's always talking about she likes to stay home, she doesn't really drink, and she's a neat freak. And every episode of that show I've seen she talks about some fake charity project she supports or wants to take part in because it's "so special to her". If she was more down to earth and self depricating in a REAL way I could tolerate her.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by Dolly_D on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 6:07pm.
Dear God,
P.S. If its not to much to ask... Please let Gabriel arrive on Christmas Day under my tree, dressed only in a red bow. Just let Santa know and he'll work out the delivery. Thanks!
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Hahaha! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Well, there goes any respect I had for this dude.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Two stupid looking people.
At first glance, I thought that was Eva Longoria on the rebound. Either way, I have no feelings about these two. Go ahead. Fuck. Have babies and break up. Knock yourselves out.
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Silly rabbit.
Dear God,
Please do not allow Gabriel to be seduced by this vapid she-devil. Clearly she works for the dark side. As for Gabriel... well, need I say more? He is named after one of your greatest angels after all.
Signed,
Dolly D
P.S. If its not to much to ask... Please let Gabriel arrive on Christmas Day under my tree, dressed only in a red bow. Just let Santa know and he'll work out the delivery. Thanks!
Somethings strange there, as her hotness has dissipating by the week.
He either got a taste of the fame whore lifestyle when he was being seen with Halle and is craving more, or he's not entirely straight, and this is a guy/fag hag situation.
She looks like she's making panty pudding....He is delicious but going from Halle to Kim is like going from sour milk to organic fresh half and half. YUM!
Judging the body language, she's more into him than he is into her.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 4:48pm.
the scarf is a turn-off-why do straight men insist on wearing them? Is it a hipster thing or just a style thing or what? Ew.
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of men wearing scarves as accessories... not really a fan of men wearing accessories period. I like them to be not hung up on fashion and looks. That's for women and gays. But to each their own. Some women like the metrosexual look.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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STEP OFF, BITCH!!!!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Gabriel is super sexy.
Halle will regret dumping him as soon as she is dumped by his replacement.
Kim should ease off with the paint on her face....it's way beyond make up.
She looks like she is auditioning for Cirque du Soleil.
I think he looks sexy with the scarf. In European and Asian countries a man's sexuality isn't defined by whether he wears a scarf or not. People who live in countries that have a lot of fog, mist, rain, etc. use scarfs to keep the damp and chill off their necks and chests so to them it's natural and even a habit to wear scarves.
Dayum, he's prettier than her. And his is a natural beauty.
Kim K is the new poster child for madamism. Gabriel Aubry is still hot, though.
the scarf is a turn-off-why do straight men insist on wearing them? Is it a hipster thing or just a style thing or what? Ew.
He like them stupid, rich, and dark skinned.
"Hollywood" must be one endless revolving door of STDs.
now I can't fantasize about Gabriel Aubrey anymore cause he has been infected by that std plastic ho KIm Whoretrashian...ick and nast...her face has lost humanity and she looks like a mannequin...but a real ugly mannequin...I swear if I have to see her fake nasty std ass on one more magazine cover I will absolutely freak! She repulses me to the core!! nasty std infested ho!!!
now I can't fantasize about Gabriel Aubrey anymore cause he has been infected by that std plastic ho KIm Whoretrashian...ick and nast...her face has lost humanity and she looks like a mannequin...but a real ugly mannequin...I swear if I have to see her fake nasty std ass on one more magazine cover I will absolutely freak! She repulses me to the core!! nasty std infested ho!!!
On People.com a source (AKA Kris Jenner) "confirmed" that they are dating. You are now dead to me Gabe. Dead. To. Me.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
now I can't fantasize about Gabriel Aubrey anymore cause he has been infected by that std plastic ho KIm Whoretrashian...ick and nast...her face has lost humanity and she looks like a mannequin...but a real ugly mannequin...I swear if I have to see her fake nasty std ass on one more magazine cover I will absolutely freak! She repulses me to the core!! nasty std infested ho!!!
This is something their publicists cooked up, obviously favoring Kim.
He is a top model who has had excellent campaigns. Why would he subject himself to be next to this waste of urine?
She's pretty, but she's such a bitch. But not bitch to the point of being a cunt as her gorilla sister is. But no one ever got famous for being polite except emily post, and really, who would be able to pick Emily Post out of a line up?
No way is he or will he start a relationship with this fake ass skank whore. You think Halle would ever let Nahla near Kim? No way.
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In a time of universal deceit
- telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
*George Orwell*
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Those who exchange liberty for safety deserve neither; AND LOSE BOTH!
*Benjamin Franklin
Publicity stunt! We all know she likes black athletes!
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Publicity stunt! We all know she likes black athletes!
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
He is waaayyyy tooo good for her.
I'll bet he smells nice too. sigh
She is desperate for ATTENTION! stupid girl. Another stupid girl is Kat Von D's house getting burned down! LOL http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1345
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She must be desperate for attention if she's flirting with a white man.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 2:15pm.
Kim's makeup always reminds me of Charlie Sheen's line from Ferris Bueller "You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much eye makeup. People say she's a whore."
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hahahahahahaa!! classic
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I don't know about this, he is letting her leg touch his. It would be so nasty to have dated a man now dating Kim, because in some sick and horrible way you would now be connected to her.
Body language:
KIM: "You can use my face as your very own personal bidet"
Halle's sperm donor: "Sounds tempting, I will call you, don't call me"
Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 1:56pm.
And we all know models aren't known for their intelligence.
Uhh, generalization much?
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