In Case You Missed It: New Kids On The Backstreet Boys
New Kids on the Backstreet Boys sounds like the name of a gay parody porn from 1999 that I would've spent 197 hours trying to download off of Napster thanks to my dial-up internet connection always getting interrupted by stupid ass phone calls! So last night was the American Music Awards and I still can't believe I watched the whole thing in its entirety. It felt like I was the only sober bitch at a rave circa 2000.
Enrique Iglesias tried to stroke out my endorphins with a glow stick light show, but it did nothing for me. The Black Eyed Peas (who make me want to give myself a damn black eye) tried to take my hand and lead me to the speaker so that I could put my ear to it and feel the bass hump my senses, but I left them hanging. And EVERYONE tried to get me to skip under a confetti money shot, but I couldn't even bother to get up. And seriously, what the hell was up with those confetti canons?! Is it necessary to bust out a confetti canon AFTER EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE?! A confetti canon is like a hard dick, after popping out its 10th load of the night on top your head, you start to think yourself, "When is it going to stop, because I really need to go and watch the Pawn Stars marathon." The only time I felt that the confetti canon CAME WITH FEELING was during the best performance of the night: NKOTBSB! And that's the only time I dropped E and started to feel the roll.
Seriously, when that line-up of hot old bitches grabbed at their crotches at the same time, every 30-something's panties blew off. Yup, that's why your panties ripped themselves off last night. And there you were thinking that your daily kegel exercises simply made your queefs stronger. Nope, it was the all-mighty simultaneous thrust of NKOTBSB! Staple your panties down to your desk and relive it all over again!
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Bloody hell. No wonder CD sales are down. None of them could sing! It says a lot that the closing highlight were 2 ex-boybands - who were about the best thing in the entire lousy show, Most of them were off tune and had crappy songs.
Was listening to some old singers form the 1960's and 1970's ( Karen Carpenter, Simon and Garfunkel etc etc)who were singling acoustically, just accompanied by their guitars. Fat hope of any of them being able to carry a tune nowadays
No, wait, here's a better video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3LHHOlm6o&feature=related
I, mean, THEY'VE GOT MOVES!!!!
I'm still upset that this band never caught on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00rMX9GFR0&feature=related
Yikes. BSB are way off key. I don't like either band, but will admit that NKOTB sounds better in the clip.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:52pm.
ASSKNOBS! 'cause they want it THAT way!
...Ha! If that's some sort of acronym - it works!!
ASSKNOBS! 'cause they want it THAT way!
what a travesty. some things are better left in the memory vault.
i'm so fucking pissed off that fat nick carter isn't fat anymore.
Ok, I was one of those losers who watched the whole AMAs because I didn't realize that they would have saved NKOTBSB for last, lol. I love all boy bands, but I do have to agree NSYNC will always be the best boy band followed by BSB, then NKOTB!
N'Sync was the best boy band. Then again, I was too young during the NKOTB heyday.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Settles the "Is Michael Costello (Project Runway designer) gay?" question once and for all, watching him boogie down to the boy bands, doesn't it?
I agree that the guy singing along after the scene with Michael is the lead singer for Train, too.
I never got into the hype of either of these bands (I was too old), but I always thought BSB had talent. Never thought much about NKOTB. After seeing this, I still feel the same way.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I will admit that I liked the New Kids when I was little but became too "cool" to like the Backstreet Boys when they came out. Regardless, that was one of the best performances of the night. I would've liked to hear them sing and dance all night than be subjected to some of the other performances. Like, Kesha playing a couple of chords and then slamming the guitar to the ground... real original!
OMG they can't even carry a tune when it's pre-produced for lipsync.
But I can't hate on their fans. I loved me some Bobby Sherman back in the day
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
Man, and I was really respecting Donnie for Blue Bloods. Damn it, Wahlberg!
Well, I was one of those little turds back around 1990ish sporting a NKOTB lunchbox and gigantic Joey McIntyre pin on my jean jacket as I waltzed off to the 4th grade. So yes, this performance made my day.
And it was ABSOLUTELY one of the best of the night, and yes, that should give you some indication of how shitty everyone was. Baby Beaver and Miley sang slow-ass stupid songs, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry tried to make my ears bleed with their awful vocals, and almost everyone underperformed. Xtina looked bloated as hell and seemed to be moving in slow motion...WTF was up with that? It was giving me flashbacks to Britney at the 2007 VMAs.
Pink, Diddy, and Kid Rock were about the only tolerable performances.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Actually I think Nick Carter has some talent, if he can get himself unwrapped from all that cheeziness. Also I have a feeling that he was the one who had to take one for the group from Lou Pearlman.
This is embarrassing.
wait i don't think that was robbie williams. it looks like him but rougher.
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fuck pitch!
and it was soooooooo cute when Joey knocked jordan's knob i mean mike! they should've started making out after it! like lying on the floor!
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oh ouch my ears!!! that was painful!!!
That being said, I did see Jornan Knight live a few years ago -smaller venue, need I say?- and the guy can actually sing so I am a little bit confused about this audio slaughter...
***goes back to listening to Hungry like the Wolf full blast***
oh ouch my ears!!! that was painful!!!
That being said, I did see Jornan Knight live a few years ago -smaller venue, need I say?- and the guy can actually sing so I am a little bit confused about this audio slaughter...
***goes back to listening to Hungry like the Wolf full blast***
omg i wanted nick to start making out with jordan and then maybe joey could join in and then jonathan!
that would be like an oprah "full circle moment" for my teen years!
and yeh i think that was robbie williams at the end mouthing the "words"!?!?
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Admittedly, he's probably spent most of the last several years raising a family or something, but that Brian guy from BSB needs to work out if he expects to dance and then sing in tune. I don't recall him singing that poorly in the past. Maybe he kept in shape in the old days by running to escape the oleaginous clutches of Sweaty Lou Pearlman.
I never thought I'd say this, but kudos to Nick Carter for his professionalism. Obviously, the guy is willing to work to have a performing/singing career. He should probably use this as a platform to do his own thing. The other three were bringing his game down. Maybe some sort of solo career catering to 30- and 40-something women who get no kick from Buble.
I wonder what Markey Mark thought of his brother prancing around like that, now that he is such a "serious" producer? hahahahah
Will I.Am wore a hat made of LEGO'S!!!!! He is epic!!
It seems like only black dudes look cool doing synchronized dance moves. White boy bands end up looking mentally challenged and hilariously effeminate. Temptations and Tops? Yes. Commodores? Yes. Jackson 5? Hell yes. White boy teen bop band? No. Hell no.
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 1:12pm.
Just go ahead and cancel that ticket to Tampa next month. We are DONE professionally.
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*tears up lady friend application*
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 12:47pm.
That group shot is one big, gay midlife crisis.
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Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 1:12pm.
Just go ahead and cancel that ticket to Tampa next month. We are DONE professionally.
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/sarcasm I would never cancel your fauxlesbian subscription! *besos*
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
I think the one guy singing along in the audience (right at the end) was that singer from Train, not Robbie Williams.
Anyways, the 13 year old in me was losing her shit last night. Loved it! MK, I'm going to need more pics (close-ups of Joey McIntyre, please)!
Seriously though, how the fuck did Danny become the hottest NKOTB member? Lord.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
"Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 1:23pm.
Isn't there one BSB who's a no-show? There's always got to be a Marcia Brady ruining the reunion. And if it's not Marcia next reunion show it was Jan!"
Kevin left the group because he felt he was too old.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
fuck these bitches we all know its all about MENUDO back in the day!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.K. can i get an AAAAMEN!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Who was the one dude in the audience shot singing along towards the end? Please tell me that was Robbie Williams. That would be awesomely, unintentionally funny.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
Isn't there one BSB who's a no-show? There's always got to be a Marcia Brady ruining the reunion. And if it's not Marcia next reunion show it was Jan!
I never watch these awards shows anymore, the "artists" just make me want to shoot myself in the eardrums. Now that I'm actually thinking about it, the last whole award show I watched was when Nirvana played. The one when the bassist nailed himself in the head with his bass and Dave was yelling "Hi Axl, hi Axl"!
Anyway, nkotb sound way better than bsb in this video, even being...10-15 years older than bsb?
Good for them.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 12:47pm.
That group shot is one big, gay midlife crisis.
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Just go ahead and cancel that ticket to Tampa next month. We are DONE professionally.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
They burned some layers of shame off with this.
I LIKED IT
Endorphins? Do you mean serotonin or dopamine, MK?
Wow, I guess all those people complaining about the American music scene were proven wrong last night.
Yes, this is sarcasm.
Bitch please! If they sucked 15-20 years ago as two separate boy bands, why would they not suck today? The only difference is that now, some of them have kids old enough to be embarrassed by what dad is doing, which is the same damn thing he was doing at the age of 16!
FAIL.
It should be illegal for either party to use the words "Kids" or "Boys" in their names.
That group shot is one big, gay midlife crisis.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Regardless of their voices, the sound in that theater was awful...they should have spent more money on good sound equipment and sound checks than they did on lights, fireworks and confetti.
As for NSYNC, Lance Bass and JT were the ugliest...and still are. Fatone actually looked good way back in the beginning, but I would still take him over JT or Lance's cavernous ass.
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Was never a BSB fan, but went to NKOTB's concert last year. :-D I will watch them over Kesha, Bieber, Taylor the Angry Muppet and Miley ANY DAY.
I admit I totally enjoyed that LOL
Submitted by chaka1
"Nick Carter for some reason was the hottest one in that set."
Totally agree on that. The boy has kept himself up well. Looks very healthy considering the mess of a family he comes from.
Interesting that the ones who look hotter now are the ones who weren't conventionaly pretty back in the day.
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"...Be Good"
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Needs less BSB, more NKOTB!!!
Jackie, it's "Give It To You". I lost my shit when he sang that on the first leg of their reunion tour in '08.
You can make fun if you want, but NKOTB still has the ability to make me feel like a 13 year old girl. I love their songs today as much as I did back then. They were incredibly fun and I had a great time. I'll be trying to head down to Miami for this concert.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
never mind.