Joe Jonas Stops For Peen
Sometimes it's really the little things in life, or in this case the little circumcised HARD things. CallUsFreaks (via ONTD) posted this priceless picture of Joe Jonas getting closer to a fertility statute in the duty free shop of some airport while Ashley Greene was outside trying to flag down a few paps, or something. You know, when you're walking through a duty free shop and your eyes land on a stone dick, it is your obligation to tickle its nuts while dry banging your culo with the other hand. It just is, so Joe Jonas is totally following protocol.
And here's a few pictures of Ashley and Joe strolling through LAX yesterday. You know Joe is totally thinking about the duty free fertility statue he shared an intimate moment with. Hey, whatever gets you through a photo-op.
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He always strikes me as the kind of guy that if you tried to stick your tongue in his ass, he would start giggling and try to push you away-- no cierto?
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Ashley Greene makes me want to stab somebody. Seriously. Take your wide-waist no-hips ass backward body and Michael Jackson nose and GET OFF MY LAWN. Cuntwhorefaghagbitchslugbeard.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Ashley's butt is as flat as pavement.
That girl has a very weird figure... The girl from Twilight, not Joe.
Adding fuel to the fire!!
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JJ is at the Lima, Peru airport & manhandling a replica of Moche erotic pottery. Moche erotic pottery is known for its, ahem, non-procreative sex scenes.
In plain Peruvian jerga/slang ... Joe Jonas es un rosqueton.
Here's a better view of the Moche figure in question:
http://tinyurl.com/2coxctk
What a homo
The most disturbing part of this is the buy3 get one free....buy 3 what? 3 pieces of gay bracelets?
At first I thought he was in a sex shop and those bracelets in the front were anal beads.
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Joe is a very attractive fudge-packer.
Are there any nude photos of Joe?
Joe is a very attractive fudge-packer.
Are there any nude photos of Joe?
Joe is a very attractive fudge-packer.
Are there any nude photos of Joe?
that thing he's holding would make an AWESOME weed pipe!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 9:21am.
Why is he dressed like a 12-year old?
God, I HATE this look.
A 12yo GIRL at that. Those shoes! Gah!
I couldn't care less if he's gay but what I don't get is why is he trying to hide it?????
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:36am.
Crustina Gaguilera
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 9:46am.
In most cases I sympathize for people who gain weight and are especially scrutinized for it, but Crustina Gaguilera is an exception to this role. I love that she's blown up. Put down the bottle and go back to coke.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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Isnt he a 'bad ass' rock star thats keeping himself pure for marriage??
Isnt she in the kiddie vampire series-Twilight-a completely tedious de sexed version of True Blood-well actually theres no comparision but what Im trying to say is that they go perfectly together..
Oh and yeah-I agree they do look like ghey brother and sister and also how come the dog suddenly appears in half the pics?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Hahahah MK great pic, great caption.
when i fly, i chew gum to keep my ears open...joe probably uses that peen keep his ears (and booty hole open)...it's really NO BIG DEAL....
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Um when are we going to discuss how FAT and outta shape xxxtina appeared at last nights AMA's?!?! How dreadful! I mean c'mon this was BEYOND britbrit's 2007 VMA disaster...
OT: GHEY!
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I hate him, but I also hate that bitch he's dating.
So you were in Twilight, and you weren't even the leading role. How many speaking parts did she even get in that movie anyway?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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WTFever, anyone would look. But I totally thought this was Emo Wentz and the missus, they're so boringly interchangeable.
wtf is that, a cowl-neck hoodie?
I seriously would not know who either of these two were if I saw them in an airport. And I would laugh at their choice of travel clothing.
they look like (gay)brother and sister
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well, well, he stops for peen.
color me shocked.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Wait... does his outfit match teh dogs?
Oh dear lord.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
nice shoes, dorko
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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Peen,Peen,Peen..
Did I mention that I like Peen???
Why is he dressed like a 12-year old?
God, I HATE this look.
Fashion must change!!
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What unusual merchandise to sell at an airport!
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