SANTO DIOS: Courtney Love's Ass Is Back On Twitter
No, this is not a picture of Courtney Love assuming the position for a TSA pat down at the airport. It's Courtney Love once again abusing an innocent chair by posing on top of it with her bare ham hocks out! The rusty wooden barrel that holds memories in Courtney's brain must have burned down again, because a couple of months ago she kissed goodbye to Twatter after she accidentally singed our retinas when she posted a half-nekkid pictures of herself. And now she's back to putting her parts on display. Something tells me that the center of your dinner table is going to look just like this at Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday. I bet she queefs stale Stove Top.
Okay, I need to stop and you need to see the full version of this mess. Make the sign of the cross before you jump, because CLove is bringing religious ceremony into this. JUMP!
Is Courtney fucking a thurible or is that an anal bead from the Scientology gift shop? I don't know, but that itch you feel on your retinas is your eyeballs' way of telling you that you need to marinate your face in a bowl of boiling holy water right now before the dark-sidedness consumes you. Line starts to the left.
Or you can just cleanse yourself by focusing on the graceful goddess of mess Paz de la Huerta.
That made it worse, right? See you in line.
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Why is she pulling th censer from the Byzantine Catholic church I used go to out of her ass? If it was anyone else doing it, it might actually be hot in a twisted way.
You know what, Courtney? Grow the fuck up! (and nobody wants to see your nasty privates).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 9:54am.
IDK I can't hate on that photo of Paz, at least she's not putting on what she thinks is sessy face.
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Half the ugly face in pics makes anyone look not half bad, LOL. i peruse that photo trick often myself.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:18am.
That's funny.
I think that the "making a statement" out of poor quality copout is lowering the standard for all things subjective. If something sucks (whether it be a photograph, a song, or a movie), just pretend you did it on purpose and everyone will think you're a genius because of it.
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Biggest anal bead I've ever seen.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:09am.
Definitely! LOL There is some saying like, one out of focus photo is an accident, 10 is a poor photographer and 100 is a style. ;-)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 9:43am.
Ha!
I dropped my camera a number of times that I cracked the lense so the quality of all my pics is total shit. I suppose that if I wanted to impress people, I could pretend that the grainy quality and blurriness is to be "artistic".
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 8:53am.
LOL
Sadly, they know I talk like this. My imagination is a sick and twisted place.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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I dunno but I think the flashing of niplage more than negates the need for sessy face. Either way the drug-addled whore and Paz need to go on a scavenger hunt for Kurt's lost shotgun.
And HOLE-Y WATER, Mr. K I think I luv you for that.
Just when I was feeling bad about not being able to get to the gym till at least mid-December ... at least my thighs aren't as pasty and flabby and ham-hocky as Court's.
IDK I can't hate on that photo of Paz, at least she's not putting on what she thinks is sessy face.
*runs out of thread*
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Smells like Granny Spirit.
Saw this photo and thought she had a thurible as well, trying to exorcise the demons from that snatch! LOL! We catholics are the worst when we get behind closed doors ;)
* Edited in black and white. Even if you photograph some chick getting anally fisted while lapping up some dude's vomit and fucking another chick with a double end dildo, people will be convinced that it's classy because it's in black and white or sepia.
I know right. I'm a photographer. If I have a photo that I like the composition, but it's out of focus or otherwise messed up, I just process the hell out of it (usually a heavy Lightroom preset). People think the out of focus is intentional and part of it's "statement". Really the only statement is that I suck at focusing. LMAO
I forgot that this one will be 50 in a few years. I agree with the slams of Pax. She's just another no talent, Hipster fuck-toy with a drug problem.
That picture is NO ACCIDENT!
But my eyes have been permanently damaged.
I think I need to call Jacoby & Myers to sue this skank for ruining me. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
The word thurible should be Hot Slut of the Day after this little display!
yes! THIS is what we need more of... love blossoming!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep: "...Even if you photograph some chick getting anally fisted while lapping up some dude's vomit and fucking another chick with a double end dildo, people will be convinced that it's classy because it's in black and white or sepia."
I'm going to show your conservative parents (see Pope thread) what you just wrote. How could you? How am I supposed to eat my cereal? You need a spanking. And not in black and white.
Frances must be so proud! Paz needs to go away NOW. MK I love you more for knowing the word thurible. Ah, catholic school.
"I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!"
at least she reminded me to pick up some ham today....almost forgot! Thanks Court, and note to yourself...YOU ARE NOT HOT!! But now I won't forget my ham for Thanksgiving, so i guess I appreciate her for tha!!
ah she's just getting into the Christmas spirit folks. Silver Baaalls.. Silver B..oh that's supposed to be 'bells' right? Nevermind.
tick tock death clock.
Did that really need to be covered? I see more nekkedness than that watching TV.
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c love is certifiable...imagine what she'd be like if she wasn't medicated...
paz is sooooo gross...every time she appears on camera, i get a bout of tourettes and start shouting at my tv....GROSS....
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Nobody.
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How old is she now? 47? Will we be subjected to these pics til she's carted off to the nursing home.
CL, you do not look good! You look better than some other women your age, but get over yourself.
You're past your sell by date.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Is she "playing" with the float from inside a toilet?
Does she really think anyone wants to see her naked (or clothed) on Twitter or anywhere else?
I mean, let's face it, she had Cobain in some sort of Svengali hold, she HAS NEVER BEEN PRETTY!
SHE HAS NEVER HAD A GOOD BODY!
Has she ever had a hit album after Kurt stopped writing her songs?
Why can't she just go away, and spend his money on some island somewhere?
Why does she have to fucking INSIST on trying to be relevant??!!
Doesn't she have enough.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 2:29am.
The New York Times recently did a piece (har har) on her which said that she really wants not to be a batshit crazoid exhibitionist and wants to be taken seriously as a fashion muse and something-else-or-other. It seems that many designers love her ass and give her free clothes so she can prance around in them in public (or not, as the beginning of the NYT article noted - she was running around buck naked right before the interview). Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Anyway, this photo is no surprise. Imagine having her as a mother. I feel so sorry for Frances Bean, but at least she seems to be free of Courtney.
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I totally saw that article, she was naked all the time, and I just remember thinking, is this 1998?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
It looks like she's blasting a dookie.
That Paz broad is so fugly. I hate judging people on their looks, but when your successful resume isn't that much thicker than one TV show and a bunch of artsy* nude photographs under your belt NOT TO MENTION being pals with Terry Richardson, it's pretty much open season.
* Edited in black and white. Even if you photograph some chick getting anally fisted while lapping up some dude's vomit and fucking another chick with a double end dildo, people will be convinced that it's classy because it's in black and white or sepia.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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The New York Times recently did a piece (har har) on her which said that she really wants not to be a batshit crazoid exhibitionist and wants to be taken seriously as a fashion muse and something-else-or-other. It seems that many designers love her ass and give her free clothes so she can prance around in them in public (or not, as the beginning of the NYT article noted - she was running around buck naked right before the interview). Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Anyway, this photo is no surprise. Imagine having her as a mother. I feel so sorry for Frances Bean, but at least she seems to be free of Courtney.
Submitted by get serious on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 1:31am.
Someone please explain this to me. Why is it chicks like her work hard to scream to the world "I'M A WHORE!"? What's up with releasing the inner whore here?
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She's about 2 years away from polyester stretch pants, Hawaiian shirts and assisted living.
She is the epitome of desperate.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I know they sell those bottles of Holy Water.
What is in them....I would think, priest pre-come after looking at pedophile websites, and pond scum.
That sounds about right.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Someone please explain this to me. Why is it chicks like her work hard to scream to the world "I'M A WHORE!"? What's up with releasing the inner whore here?
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Meanwhile, her daughter is probably spending once a week or more on a therapists' couch.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
That thing was strategically placed - thank God - and my guess is that it took her several tries to get it right. That's not drug-induced behaviour, that's good old-fashioned calculation. Anything to get herself in the picture, literally. Daddy issues?
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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Sun, 11/21/2010 - 11:42pm.
Also people tell me I look like this whore. I am like bitch back the fuck up. I am only 27. SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD face.
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Lol, chill!
Back in the 80's, people CONSTANTLY told me I looked like BOY GEORGE!
I'm a girl, btw.
Also, I used to get Goldie Hawn when I was older and she is 25 years older than me.
Once I got Hillary Clinton. I'm still in therapy over that one.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I knew Courtney was probably lonely...she probably has a hard time getting a date after driving the only man innocent enough to marry her crazy...but getting fisted by a catholic incense burner isn't going to ease her loneliness or give her redemption.
Also people tell me I look like this whore. I am like bitch back the fuck up. I am only 27. SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD face.
Who else died over the NKOTBBSB preformance? I felt like I was 5/15 all over again
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 11/21/2010 - 11:31pm.
You know, I've been places, I've seen things…
It's not bad. The other Twitter pictures on her site are revealing. (And why "CourtneyLoveUK"?)
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 11/21/2010 - 11:31pm.
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
The vibrating grapefruit must be Corts favorite.
You know, I've been places, I've seen things… I'm not a child, I've been around the block. I mean, I was born in Brooklyn. I rode the NYC subway for decades. I saw a lady having an abortion in the Port Authority bus station bathroom.
I have tried and tried, and I just can't bring myself to click on this photo. I'm afraid the way I was afraid to try LSD; I knew something terrible would happen to me, that I would become irrevocably, permanently deranged. And all the post-viewing remarks have made it even tougher, because I *know* I am missing out on some great jokes.
Is it like a goatse-type experience, this photo? I mean, how bad is it, really? Will Thanskgiving be ruined? (Actually, Thanksgiving is *always* ruined by *somebody*, though not usually a celebrity.)
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Did anyone else notice that Justine Bieber now tries to talk with a slightly black dialect? It was quite odd. I finally had to turn it off and go into la cocina and bake some banana chocolate chip cookies, with which I have sickened myself.
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