Teri Hatcher Is Quitting Desperate Housewives
The Daily Mail says that Teri Hatcher has turned in her resignation letter to the Desperate Housewives producers, and that Felicity Huffman is following her towards the exit door. There's rumors that Marc Cherry, DH's founding house queen, will close the curtain after the show's 8th season, but now it might end early due to Teri and Felicity giving their final bowels (typo and it stays) early.
A source-type (aka Nicollette Sheridan with a pillow over the phone) says that Teri already has a new TV pilot lined up and wants to focus all her time on that, "She has another production deal in the pipeline and she is in the early stages of developing a sitcom that she wants to start work on immediately after she finishes Desperate Housewives – she wants a new show in time for the mid-January pilot season. Some of the crew are disappointed in Teri, they feel like she is abandoning the show that revived her career. Desperate Housewives can’t really continue without Teri or Felicity because they need the original stars to pull in the ratings."
ABC didn't have shit to say about this.
You know, it's time for Snatchers to get back on the highway and move on, but she should really take a break from TV. Snatchers should instead pursue her true calling: working as a web cam ho by day and a graveyard shift titty shaker by night. Seriously! For the past couple of seasons, Teri's character has been putting Wonder Bread on her family table by doing professional ho shit. And I don't know how many talk shows I've seen where Teri shows off her stripper moves for the audience. Bitch loves it. So Teri should slip on her favorite g-string and pop that pussy proudly now that nothing's holding her back!
And since Eva Longoria will have time on her hands, she can work on a remake of the art house classic Over Her Dead Body.
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This show has been a busted mess since day one. Good riddance, no talents who write, produce, act and air this reality TV template. The masses would now like to be properly entertained.
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I am proud to admit that I have never watched a single episode of Desperate Housewives. Nor have I ever watched Sex in the City, E.R., Friends or any of the other shows that were media darlings. I tried to watch an episode of the new media darling, Glee, but I just couldn't do that to myself. Fuck the media.
Additional: Her face looks painfully tight.
If she smiles to wide, her face will split open like a too-ripe peach.
That shit is still on t.v.? Whatever. No wonder she's bailing the sinking ship.
Wait...that show is still on the air??
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The only reason none have them (except Nicolette) have left earlier, is because of their big fat paychecks. I watched the first 2 seasons, but I couldn't take it anymore.
Snatcher especially is such a douche. I can't even believe she has another show in the works. Her face scares me, and she's so self-absorbed. How long before she's on Dancing with Stars?
I think Felicity is a decent actress, but she lost her dignity being on DH for so many years. She should have left years ago, and gotten her own show, or done film.
Eva's character on DH was kinda funny, but I think she's a one-trick pony, and another one who is too self-absorbed, and media hungry.
I'll be glad to see that show go. It sounds like such a nightmare.
Ha. A friend of mine worked on DH until this year, and he said that none of the actresses will talk to or even look at each other when they're not on camera. Their promo shot for this season had to be separate photographs Photoshopped together because none of them can stand to be around each other. He said it's a nightmare set, one of the worst he's ever worked on. It's surprising that no one has walked out until now.
II was surprised to find out it is still on!!
Is anyone else think Desperate Housewives is a desperate attempt for hausfraus to live a Sex and the City lifestyle? And SATC is passe. So any show pathetically attempting to remake SATC for prime time TV is beyond BAD.
Marc Cherry must have some sort of agreement with the Hollywood Actors Nursing Home.
At a certain point, a transfer takes place.
I mean, that pic is beyond humiliating. Is she trying to look sexy?
Put on a negligee, you're not fucking 25.
As for Felicity Huffman, she's not going to the nursing home. I hope she's going on to great movie roles because even though she's a hatchet face, she is talented as hell.
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"The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" was on tonight. (Geesh, Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet, and I'm being fisted with Christmas already.)
Desperate Housewives should quit Desperate Housewives
Separated at birth? Teri Hatcher and...
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I watched the first season of this show, moved and it took the damn cable company two weeks to move my service (I think it was thayt shitty Time Warner at the time) and I missed some episodes so I though fuck it and didn't bother with it. It was okay the first season but it was way to soap opera for my tastes. The only thing I remember liking about it was the set which they had used in The 'Burbs (awesome movie). It was kind of 'Burb-ish so I gave it a chance but the storylines were just meh. I'm surprised too that it's still on.
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If Teri Hatcher's new sitcom role is that of a low-rent post-plastic surgery Michael Jackson impersonator - then count me in!
If Teri Hatcher's new sitcom role is that of a low-rent post-plastic surgery Michael Jackson impersonator - then count me in!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!! This cunt is SOOO ugly with her wacky nose/face job and horrible body, IM GLAD she is gone. I hate her character and she makes me GAG!!!
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Oh and I just started liking this show. WTF?
Am I the kiss of death to shows?
Fuck, I hope not. Would hate to see NBC's comedies like Community go away just because I enjoy them.
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Britney is a stump from the swamp!
And Eva looks like a little rat sans fards.
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BUT, in Eva's defense, she looks like a fancy, uptown little rat avec fards....Wait, did I just say something nice? I'm allergic to that mess. I need to take a Benadryl just in case....
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Seasons 4, 5 and 6 were actually very, very good but this year (season 7) the show stinks. Even the return of Paul Young (the fabulous Mark Moses) can't save it. Recycled plotlines and new tedious ones (Mike and Susan are poor, boo hoo!) make me wish something really out of left field would happen to shake this shit up! When the show is good the sharp writing really shines but it's been coasting all season so far.
I didn't realize this shit show was still on the air. Ugh.
Snatch & Huff should be on their knees thanking Cherry for giving them the best jobs of their lives.
I thought Desperate Housewives had quit the airwaves some time ago.
This show is still on tv? Huh. I didn't even realize that.
Not a surprise. I was wondering why she didn't take a hint from Dana Delaney, Drea De Matteo and Julie Benz and walk last season. This year so far, Hathcer's storyline has been *horrible*. Single mother poverty, getting involved with the sex industry, getting her nose out of joint over the other house-hoes (lack of) parenting skills...ALL been done before. No wonder the guy playing Mike left the show and Nicolette Sheridan must be thanking her luck stars in Greek as we speak that she got pushed out off the sinking ship in time.
The Felicity Hoffman stupid upcoming Tom potential infidelity plotline...hasn't this been done with the pizza parlor story and Tom's psycho bad seed illegit daughter? I don't blame her for bolting too. And why bring in someone as charismatic as Vanessa Williams and have her play the cunty-yet-unthreatening sidekick of Gabby and Bree? It's almost like they have no clue what to do with strong women-of-colour on that show (Alfre anyone) except for Gabby.
Call that strangler kid from last season back (the *only* good actor on the show aside from Hoffman) and have him throttle the show out of its misery. It's more "desperate" now than "housewives".
I suffered through one episode and have never looked back. And in that picture she looks like she is getting ready to steal Christmas.
I have no doubt that DH can continue easily without them. Snatcher always got on my nerve. I liked Felicity tho.
Let's be honest, that Teri Hatcher show is going to blow. She's going to regret this move. She's pulling a Kathy Lee Gifford here.
She has Michael Jackson face now. Just all twisted grin and too-small nose.
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Never watched DH, but if this is true, my Mom's going to be sad and my Dad is going to be happy as hell, because he is tired of watching that shit with her.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who quit this bitch after season one.
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Another show?
Shit.
I want to see LESS of her and her floppy tits, not more!
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I can't wait for next seasons new show on Fox...Desperate Cougar Housewives That have Sex in the City and The jersey Shore.
DH is a ridiculous show, and if it was self-aware and parody-ish during the first seasons, they are taking themselves WAAAY too seriously as of late, as do their stars who are all has-beens at their best and screeching insufferable pains at their worst. Not even Gale Harold's yumminess got me to watch it again. I have no idea how they do mantain their ratings.
Felicity is a good actress, maybe the only good one in the bunch: it makes sense that she wants to leave this show behind, now that it has overstayed its welcome. I also liked Marcia Cross a few years ago, but her niche is clearly soap operas so, less of a range there. But Teri and Eva? IMPOSSIBLE. Teri does not even look HUMAN anymore, with her botched face lift, and her clumsy ditziness stopped being funny two episodes in the first season. Eva is just diva-ish, self-entitled and all-around unpleasant. I say good luck to those two in booking jobs after DH.
Didn't realize the show was still on. Most likely Snatcher's new show will be a flop.
Is anyone even watching this show anymore? I left halfway through Season 2.
Speaking of "Desperate Housewives," "The Real Hookers of Atlanta" is on tonight. Hydra is giving birth.
The show has run its course. Time to end with a big bang. I hated Teri's character and her storylines anyhow, and she looks annoying in IRL too.
Bella - totally agree about the unsexy men. Not much to look at this season!
This is news? Hell, I didn't even know this show was still on!
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Never watched the show so I'm just talking out of my ass but the whole MILF/Desperate Housewife concept seems like it would be better as a week long mini-series. I mean how many storylines can their be with bitchy, soulless, unemployed middle aged women. The whole Milf/Gilf thing is way past its prime.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
...The first season of DH was vaguely campy fun...it seemed like a somewhat witty satire on the whole soap genre...
....but the 2nd season was utter crap and the show never really rose much above that level in following seasons...and Hatcher and her character were probably the weakest links in this dismal crapfest...
...ecchhh...there really is nothing but crap on television these days...
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Britney is a stump from the swamp!
And Eva looks like a little rat sans fards.
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Breaky, it is proportion of her body....now Britney has stumpy legs!
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I haven't watched even one solitary episode of this shit show.
If Teri really wants to make America laugh, she should star in a reality series.
That will generate big laughs!
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