More On John Travolta's Spa Adventures
If you're a straight Middle-Eastern dude who has a peen that could give a trick lock jaw, then John Travolta wants you to drop your towel and slide your next to him in the sauna. This is according to Robert Randolph the author of a soon-to-be-released book about Hollywood's "underground" celebrity gay sex spa scene. Robert has already spilled about John's alleged sauna sex fun to The National Enquirer and now he's telling Gawker a little more.
Robert has been following John around the rooms of several Hollywood saunas for 15 years, so he says he knows Danny Zuko is a bottom who has a "You Must Be This Long To Ride This Ride" sign taped to his nalgas. And then Robert started to talk about this one time....
"I walked in and the guy was giving John a blowjob and, like guys do, he pulled his head up when I walked in. Then they left the room," Randolph described Travolta's mate as a "very handsome, very hung" Middle-Eastern man. "I decided to follow them. There was an empty massage room upstairs where guys could go and have sex. I followed them up there and I went in the next room where I normally got my massages, and I watched them have sex. Full-blown sex. Anal." In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.
And John usually only winks at Middle Eastern dudes, but his tastes change all the time...
According to Randolph, Travolta definitely has a type. "His preference is Middle Eastern or guys with dark features," he explains. "His taste has changed over the 15 years that I've seen him visiting spas. First he strictly liked black guys. For the longest time if you weren't black, he didn't want you. Then he was into Middle Eastern men. Then it was Mexicans and other Hispanic guys. Then he moved on to Koreans. I guess he doesn't have much of a preference any more."If there's one thing he likes, though, it's guys with big dicks, Randolph claims. Especially if the men in question are straight. "He does do more masculine gay guys, but his thing is straight guys," Randolph says. "He pulls them in because they're shocked and impressed that it's Travolta and that they're hooking up with him."
Some shit is not right when John Travolta circa TODAY is wrassling up hot Middle Eastern dudes with "slap somebody" dick and there are times when I can't even get a piece on Craigslist! Maybe I should convert to Scientology (No, I shouldn't), because those crazies get all the peen.
That being said, Robert's going to need to pass some pictures across the table before I believe any of this. I mean, there's a really really good chance that it was Ke$ha most of the time.
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Tiggggeeeerrrrrr...
*reaches for frosted flakes n p.noir*
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
G'night Tigah! May your twitches be the bitches that you catch in the tall grass of your dreams.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
nite nite tigerlilly.... hope to chat again soon! my head is sweating.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
@Joe..No that's not Brian..Sorry, so late in reply. Turning the fish to loaves and other fairy tales for my gang. ;)
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
@Tigerlil: OMG that is funny ~ now LOL! And now it's almost like we were there at the bath house too!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:47pm.
hope I look that good at 60.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:48pm.
@ joeshmoe and moomarse...
Hey, it's just the way it is...It's not good or bad, it's just the way it is....And womens get all up in they bisexy shit too, so...What's good for the goose...
I personally don't like it, I gotta say...I like my man to pin me to the wall and fuck me like I be the hottest shit he evah seen, but hell, for all I know he thinkin' about some punk he butt slammed in boarding school (or juvie)...and I ain't gonna lie that I aint never thinking about his best friend...and Charlize Theron...What? Damn that bitch it HWAT...Don't tell me you wouldn't pearl dive in THAT oyster....
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Ahahahahahahaa! Tiger, there is NO way if a boytiger got his mitts on you that he'd be thinking of some pale little James Blunt look-alike he poked in high school, (or juvie) cuz damn Tiger, you be the Charlize Theron of the feline world. Uh huh.
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Michael K, you live in New York City and you have trouble finding a hot piece on Craigslist? Come over here to Tulsa; there's an insane amount of gay guys on Craigslist over here you can hook up with.
LOTS of choices..
bmitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:45pm.
Honestly but isn't John's head so incredibly huge and white?! I can't get over it.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HUGE WHITE HEAD???? Somehow, that gives me the giggles...I mean, who has a huge white head except for...*catches glimpse of huge white tiger head in mirror*...Nevermind....
Nite whores!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I was born and raised in Calif, and if I had a nickel for every star I saw in boys town or a gar bar, I would be rich! so what who cares move on!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:48pm.
@ joeshmoe and moomarse...
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YEP... it is DEF her fault!!! mmmmm....
But wallslams are pretty special too! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
@ NItty: Is that Brian de Palma she's with, do you know?
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@ joeshmoe and moomarse...
Hey, it's just the way it is...It's not good or bad, it's just the way it is....And womens get all up in they bisexy shit too, so...What's good for the goose...
I personally don't like it, I gotta say...I like my man to pin me to the wall and fuck me like I be the hottest shit he evah seen, but hell, for all I know he thinkin' about some punk he butt slammed in boarding school (or juvie)...and I ain't gonna lie that I aint never thinking about his best friend...and Charlize Theron...What? Damn that bitch it HWAT...Don't tell me you wouldn't pearl dive in THAT oyster....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Joe..Sixty?
Fuck! She looks amazing today..check it out!!!!
http://www.billmumy.com/mumy/galleries/family/friends/hcs08_Nancy_Allen....
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:27pm.
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I guess youse all rights!!! I would take a tongue from anyone too!! hahahahha!!
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Yes..all cats are grey in the dark ;)
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Honestly but isn't John's head so incredibly huge and white?! I can't get over it.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:38pm.
@Angel..
I read that as: I'm more embarrassed for the "water than the barley closeted....
*SHOT and a wedge*
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I think your tinfoil hat may need adjusting:)
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:27pm.
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I guess youse all rights!!! I would take a tongue from anyone too!! hahahahha!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Queer Studies, y'all.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:30pm.
@Joe, I 'member Nancy Allen from "Dressed to Kill" and "Robo Cop", right?
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I remember her from 'Dressed to Kill'..ok, here's what's incredible, she was born in 1950; She's 60 years old. Jesus.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:18pm.
I never thought of straight men as not having fantasies or more over other men... like you say Tigerlilly, they are fuck hounds... but that never occured to me. I just thought they'd think it as gross as I do sometimes, but still I'm attracted to women even tho I'm not gay or bi. But women are beautiful! And sessy too... but guys? No. Stupid me.
shit, maybe I AM gay... hahahaha!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
@Angel..
I read that as: I'm more embarrassed for the "water than the barley closeted....
*SHOT and a wedge*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:27pm.
I'm just saying, that's the rule...Men are as heterosexual as their environment, just like they're as monogamous as their choices. It's in their nature
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I totally agree. I think in a pinch (as you've said, depending on their environment) a hetero man will cave for an excellent bj, regardless of the sex of the giver of said bj. I've always assumed that about men. They blow (hehehe! pun!) a lot of homophobic smoke but at the end of the day, an experienced mouth has no gender and a horny man has no preference.
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Nancy Allen was married to that Hitchcock manque Brian de Palma. She was in "Dressed to Kill," "Carrie," and "Blow Out," where she teamed with Travolta again. (The latter was de Palma's take on Antonioni's "Blow Out.") No one played a hooker with a heart of gold like Nancy Allen.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:29pm.
I'm not a fan of Travvie but this guy blabbing to everybody in order to make a buck off of someone else's sex life is kind of douchy. NO ONE CARES, BRO
Also, TMI.
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Ditto!
OMG please with the explicit details. I'm way more embarrassed for the writer than the barely-closeted homo. Every time, actually.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
@Joe, I 'member Nancy Allen from "Dressed to Kill" and "Robo Cop", right?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I'm not a fan of Travvie but this guy blabbing to everybody in order to make a buck off of someone else's sex life is kind of douchy. NO ONE CARES, BRO
Also, TMI.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:51pm.
That cover is not long after "Saturday Night Fever" when Travolta made one bomb after another. "Moment By Moment," in which he and Lily Tomlin are lovers (true, and I typed this with a straight face) and "Perfect," that movie about gyms co-starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
Travolta was great as Billy Nolan in "Carrie."
By the way, I miss Nancy Allen. She was the shit back in the day.
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Yes! Totally agree about JT..Wasn't it Nancy Allen in 'Dressed to Kill'? Brian de Palma directed and I think they were an item? Maybe married? Yes, I'm old enough to remember this.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:18pm.
Sorry, BUT, there is no such thing as a "straight guy" who is lured into gay sex. You may be Bi or gay but you sure as shit are not straight!
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Men are fuck hounds. They have "preferences" here and there, but give me ANY straight man doing life in prison (and that's the extreme) and I'll show you a switch hitter (and not a rape victim neither) at the very least.
A less extreme example is English boarding schools...
Men won't talk about it or admit it, but their sexuality is as fluid as any female drunken college slut making out on camera with another like skank in a "Girls Gone Wild" video...if not more so. Yes, there are exceptions, and I'm not saying that's the rule...I'm just saying, that's the rule...Men are as heterosexual as their environment, just like they're as monogamous as their choices. It's in their nature.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And now the only thing I know is that they stuck John's head on some hot dude's body back in the day. I wonder what he really looked like.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by lora on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:14pm.
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Oh shit, now I feel like an asshole... all I could see was the bottom thingy and it looked like a slug/willie. Needless to say, I won't be taking a Rorscach test any time in the next 10 minutes. :)
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lol I've been asked what the pic is before so dont worry! Last time someone thought it was a dog vagina.
Randolph will be dead and stuffed into a tree trunk by next year. COS will see to that;]
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Travolta loves cock, blah blah blah...
I need somebody to explain that Rolling Stone cover to me. There's a whole lotta WTF going on.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Yuck. All this talk about stretched-out anuses is too much. I'm going to go watch "Milo and Otis," followed by "The Muppet Movie."
Just a guess, but Travolta probably prefers Middle Eastern men because they know how to keep their mouths shut... this Randolph guy should do the same and fuck off.
Aww, Bjork..Here's something that will make you giggle instead of EYARK...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/zoom.php?imageid=37014
@DWM...*snicker*gag*cry* Thanks for putting that in my brain :(
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Why did I google "goatse"? Because I'm the same dumb ass who clicked on the "Two Girls One Cup" link. When will I ever learn?
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:52pm.
@DWM, something tells me they've "experimented" together and most probably the Cult of $cientology got it all on video...
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And that gave me a mental image of David Muscavige coaching, "fuck the GAY out of him, Tom, FUCK the GAY out of him!"
Robert got very jealous because Danny was not into him, Robert did not get why he was not after him,
to me Robert is just a bitter old queen,
yes Robert , he doesn't like you , he never did , he is more into Raul, yes, Raul the messy one!.
Robert is the weird one.
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"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
oMG, I forgot about Perfect with JT and Jamie Lee. I saw it on TV recently and was like WTF at this scene! Crotch thrusting. I like how he keeps looking at his junk as it bounces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkfHzAMHFQY&feature=related
This is the first comment for that vid "this is the most ridiculous thing that has ever given me an erection. without question."
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 6:31pm.
Power bottom with an asshole like the Goatse guy.
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*side eyes iHeart*
You a nassy beyotch!
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I AM SO!!! :P
Sorry all, I figured everyone knew what goatse was! Google with extreme caution!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
I bet there are a lot of thetans in tommys butthole that needed to be inspected.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:18pm.
Sorry, BUT, there is no such thing as a "straight guy" who is lured into gay sex. You may be Bi or gay but you sure as shit are not straight!
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I know right?? I was gonna post the same thing!
OK, here's my take and I'm half schnapped. John Travolta can be whatever he wants to be, seriously who gives a shit? Not me.
PS... I are fine, Jojo! xo
@DWM, something tells me they've "experimented" together and most probably the Cult of $cientology got it all on video...
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
That cover is not long after "Saturday Night Fever" when Travolta made one bomb after another. "Moment By Moment," in which he and Lily Tomlin are lovers (true, and I typed this with a straight face) and "Perfect," that movie about gyms co-starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
Travolta was great as Billy Nolan in "Carrie."
By the way, I miss Nancy Allen. She was the shit back in the day.
I guess we know why Tom and John aren't together.. they're both bottoms.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:41pm.
Nitty Bitty Bo Bitty!
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IG! How you be, girl?
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@IG,
Hush! You just had Bitty! That's what Travolta's mama says to him, btw!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 7:37pm.
@Joe Joe Bean and Island Slut! *nuzzle*drink*purr*sigh*
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Nitty, miss you! Smoocherinos.
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