People Are Throwing Their Babies At Giuliana & Bill

I have an acquaintance who reminds me of Guiliana... She has had 3-4 miscarriages but CONSTANTLY posts on FB about her diet, how she needs to lose 5 pounds, how she tries to keep her fat intake below 20 grams a day, etc...

Meanwhile she looks like Ally McBeal-era Portia de Rossi (except for her DD implants).

I'm not saying that gaining 10 or 20 pounds would immediately result in a pregnancy, but why would you put yourself through all that before even TRYING it? It would have to be emotionally and physically easier to gain 10 pounds than go through IVF or multiple miscarriages, right?

He is not in love with her. It is so obvious to me every time I watch the show. She is very ugly and barren.

It may or may not be the weight entirely, but I have a feeling if she put on 20lbs. it would SIGNIFICANTLY increase her chances of conceiving and she might be a size 4! She won't know until she actually tries and stops using Nicole Richie as an excuse. She is not willing to make that sacrifice due to her body issues, so maybe she should just adopt or not have a child if she is unwilling to make that sacrifice.

Yes, some really skinny women get pregnant, but they are the exception, not the rule, especially if you are not naturally thin, but instead forcing your body into that state. The job excuse is total bullshit, it is her personal body issue.

I bet she's a raving bitch with all those hormone shots. And someone better tell her that babies are only babies for a few months. Then they become demanding people that must be parented and paid attention to.

I'm so sick of this bitch! She works out at my gym whenever she's in town and she's such a little attention whore. One day this summer I had a training appointment at the same time as she did, and our trainers were stretching us on adjacent tables. She was babbling on SO LOUD about her damn IVF that I couldn't hear myself think. It's really unfortunate how much she thinks she's the shit - and even with her fame, she has no censor.

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I just read back a bit. Thanks i will tell my kids i wasn't really supposed to be a mother as nature wasn't helping me at first. As said by someone fertile as fuck. That will be a nice story to tell them. I think stoney was spit on. How self absorbed do you have to be to say that about people? Amazing....

Oh and whilst being underfed doesn't help... Eat a sandwich and fall pregnant? Oh if it was only that easy. Being a healthy weight did help me though but it may be something else with her?

Ivf is hard. seriously people who say that maybe she ought to give up and accept it have no fucking clue what it does to you. it is a hellish process but so worth it. The people who tend to be the least sympathetic to me were people who fell pregnant after one roll in the hay. I don't like her but i think she is amazing to be open about it unlike jlo and posh who also had ivf. Jlo even denies it! Silly bitch. No hate on this. Being unable to conceive is really hard on women and you do not just accept it and move on....

Here is my problem with this pithy little Cuntess.

She is fucking Delusional. Camille Grammar delusional. Does she really fucking think that E! is going to fire her "fat" ass if she gains 30lbs (which would put her at normal weight)??? Does she think that Marchesa and going to stop shipping her dresses and say...fuck that you fat bitch!? Has she NOT been there and seen Kate Hudson, Vera Farmiga, Catherine Zeta Jones, Paula Patton ALL have their asses (and faces) blow up for babies??? My GOD...she is so over estimating the importance of her Goddamn job! She and Gaycrest simply shout news that no one fucking cares about from a soundstage in Hollywood and occasionally, work a red carpet. She acts like it is impossible for her to gain weight...bitch, look at footage of you from 10 years ago! She was decent looking and healthy (not to mention she looked very young)-so don't act like your body simply can't get there.

She is such a fucking wanker. Bitch, if Rachel Zoe can eat a goddamn cheese sandwich and get pregnant, so can you. EAT, bitch!!!! Save the $10K, save the gurus, save Bill's goddamn sanity, be the ITALIAN you KNOW you want to be and EEEAAAATTTTT bitch! Do you need some of Giada's recipes?

End of rant. I am sorry, but bitches like her piss my shit off. "I will do anything for a baby!" No. You won't.

-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"

Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 11/20/2010 - 12:33am.
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I dunno if you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...but Camille (Kelsey Grammar's ex-Gold digga), couldn't wait to brag about the fact that she had a surrogate for both her chirrun. She laughed and said something like, "you get to have children and keep your figure," *throws head back and laughs like Alexis Carrington*. (No she really did.)
But seriously, that's what she said and that's exactly what I thought when I read about this Chupra wanna' be...
Don't whine to me if you aren't willing to do the hard work: And in her case the hard work is eating 1200 calories a day.
Someone call 911 if she's reading this because I'm sure she just gasped at the thought and passed out.

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Here's what I don't get. She blabs on and on and on and ON (see MK's link) about how not being able to get pregnant is NOT about being too skinny... then at the same time says.. but I DID gain weight.. I gained 5 pounds! OK... HELLO, that is WHEN she got pregnant. After she gained weight!! So.. then she miscarried (yes, devastating).. but does that not tell you something? You finally GOT pregnant after you gained weight... after trying for what, 2 or 3 years??? Perhaps you didn't gain ENOUGH yet. Eat *two* sandwiches this month .. and have another go at it. (Not minimizing the trauma.. it's just that I find it mystifying that she cannot grasp the obvious here.) And I do like Bill.. and feel for him. Good guy.. ano wife.. it must get old, for real. (I used to like the show a bit.. but can't stand the E channel.. so don't watch anymore)

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 4:42pm.

"It's great to have IVF, etc., but I think it comes with great emotional cost and great expectations on the part of the couple and eventually the child."

This part of your post reminds me so much of a couple I know that took 13 years to conceive. They went through hell and back to have this baby, constant tears and disappointment, marital problems, depression, therapy, and countless medical procedures. Now that the baby is here the mother is stressed because she feels like she became a mom too late in life plus her son isn't what she was expecting. She thought she would have a perfectly behaved child genius who's destined to save the world or something. The kid has his own unique personality though, so he's not living up to the fantasy she had for so many years. She just seems so disappointed with everything. You'd think she'd be grateful to have him at all after everything she went through...

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Bill actually seems like a cool guy; he's good-looking, too. Howevah, she is creepy-----weird looking and pretentious.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

Who's this? That really dumb trick from E!?

I really don't like her. She asks the dumbest shit when she gets near hollywood types on the motherfucking red carpet.

Guiliana looks like a walking skeleton. SKELETOR!! have you own freaking baby you spoiled jerk. He will leave her in time. He doesn't seem that happy with her on the show. Just my gut feeling.

I knew a pregnant bitch who would only have an apple for lunch even though her doctor told her the baby was underweight. I can't even imagine what kind of mother she turned out to be.

Giuliana looks like a character from the cartoon Antz. Her head looks huge cuz she is so damn skinny. I watched an episode of her shit show cuz I like to watch mindless junk while I'm folding laundry. You don't really need to pay attention. But, I distinctly remember her saying she didn't wanna gain weight because the designers send her sample size 2's. She's deep, that one.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

I used to not be able to stand this chick. I used to think she was ugly and looked like an alien. But I do feel for her on not being able to conceive. Being too thin can cause issues but i do not see her as being stick skinny, like that ugly Bethany Frankel. See what happens when you starve youself, you give birth to a baby that is less than 5 lbs. That is just wrong, full term.

I still wonder how that Pringle chip w/ hair Kelly Ripa managed to carry 3 kids. Some people just need to take a sabbatical from work, lay around in sweat pants for a few mos eating Cheetos and Rocky Road. It worked for tons of chicks I know.

She has pointedly stated that she DOES NOT want to gain weight like her sister did with her pregnancy (who WAS small like her), and it is very much a concern. Those words came out of her own mouth.

It has also been stated that she did a cleanse to quickly lose weight after not conceiving in the past. Her issues with weight WILL manifest in her child one way or another, sooner or later, biological or adopted.

I am long on sympathy for those whose obstacle is nature/biology/God/whatever, but I have very little for those "suffering" due to VANITY.

EDIT: And Nicole Richie was skinny when she had that first kid, but she was also in her mid 20's, so she's not as good of an example as everyone like to use.

Who are these people and why are they on my screen

7 pounds is not enough of a weight gain for someone who is so thin and having problems conceiving naturally.

I think she looks weird, like a lizard.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

I feel sorry for her. Being pregnant and giving birth is like no other experience, So if you want babies and cant have them, that just makes me sad for any woman.

Wow the niece is giving her baby up for adoption, if she wanted a child so BADLY why wouldn't she allow the baby in to their "loving" and financially stable home?

I don't watch their show and I don't watch E! but she seems
like a anorexic cunt with a face like ET.

She and Cat Sandler are two of the most irritating unattractive women on TV. I can't believe any one watches Ghouliana and Bill's show. It's so contrived and desperate. And going through your miscarriage on tv for ratings is pathetic. I'm sure the excuse would be. If I could help JUST ONE WOMAN by telling my story it's worth it. Puhleease. We know it's all about making money and trying to get a season 3.

It's no wonder some women have such difficulty getting and staying pregnant. Their bodies are barely healthy enough to sustain themselves, much less a growing fetus. Having a miscarriage due to not maintaining adequate weight is your first sign that you are not ready to put a baby's needs ahead of yours.

I don't think it's god or mother nature, it's biology. Biology is clearly not fair. I feel for the women who have to deal with not being able to carry a baby when they feel they're meant for the whole nine of motherhood. I also feel science is a double-edged sword when it comes to fertility. It's great to have IVF, etc., but I think it comes with great emotional cost and great expectations on the part of the couple and eventually the child. At what point do you just let go and decide to go a different route? I guess for me, just me of course, that if I get pregnant one day, great, and if not, that's okay, too.

I don't know the answer, just wondering.

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 4:07pm.
This may sound radical, but have they ever considered remaining childless?

They're both obsessed with their careers; the child would be raised by a nanny anyway.

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Because so many people in this world feel their personal DNA is superior and the world would somehow be missing out if they didn't reproduce. *barf*

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

Submitted by Datura on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 3:07pm.

I do feel bad for these people (and for anyone who wants a baby badly enough to go through all kinds of hell to conceive or adopt), but I saw the episode of their show where the fertility doctor tells her that she needs to gain some weight and she goes on and on about the wardrobe at her job and how she needs to be a stick figure for work. What a fucked up job she must have.

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My personal opinion on her weight obsession is that she is 100% full of crap. Yes, there is body pressure in Hollywood, but there are plenty of actresses, TV hosts, personalities of reasonable, yet still fit weight. Some, in fact, have quite bodacious sessay curves. Her obsession with being "sample size" is her own. I'm pretty tired of this "I'm the skinniest" contest some of these chicks insist on competing in. They are just so afraid of losing their edge to another chick they perceive as threatening. It makes them look like a bunch of headcase morons. Her fear of losing her job should be based on the fact that her lack of personality/talent/professionalism becomes more glaringly obvious each year.

Okay. Snarktastic rant over.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

As to what others are saying, I don't know.

Maybe some people are meant to die young, some people not.

Some people are meant to be healthy, some not.

Some people are meant to have children, some not.

I don't think having children is a right, it is a privilege that unfortunately seems to be almost strictly reserved for the most brain dead losers in our society, but what can you do.

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This may sound radical, but have they ever considered remaining childless?

They're both obsessed with their careers; the child would be raised by a nanny anyway.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato

Not allowing this praying mantis face bitch to procreate proves there IS a god.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:02pm.
I love hearing people say that women have no business being mothers if they can't conceive naturally. Seriously? Mother nature? God? Fuck God. Infertility takes a serious toll on many people. Is your answer just to tell them to suck it up?
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When they look like this self-obsessed cunt, then yes! Just imagine the rat-like creature that'll nibble it's way out her cooch. *shudder*

Do people ever think umm "maybe we are not suppose to breed" take the signs and run with it! Your no Duggar.. these two would probably only spawn another celeb twit, ho strolling for the limelight. Give it up!

Adopt an Asian baby. It will be less trouble, be more respectful and grow up and attend Stanford on a scholarship.

Submitted by PrezidentLeila on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:20pm.
Maybe you guys can help me with this one...I was at a neighbors house and her daughter was visiting (she was in her early 30's) I had just found out I was pregnant. Her daughter wanted to know my story and how long it took me to get pregnant. I got pregnant one month after quitting birth control. Her daughter then tells me she's been trying for almost two years with no luck and she is seeing a fertility specialist. I felt horrible and didn't know what to say. I told her to hang in there, that it would happen. I regretted saying that as soon as those words left my lips. What should I have said?
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I think that was an OK thing to say.
Here is a really good website on things not to say though.
http://www.resolve.org/support-and-services/for-family--friends/infertil...

I have no idea who they are, but I can relate. My husband and I have been trying for 2 years now.
We can't afford to do IVF, but are sticking with injection medications. I did get pregnant once, but miscarried.
It's a very difficult situation. Specially when you're surrounded by god awful people who should never have children, but get pregnant anyway and then abuse and neglect their kids.

God Damn! look at her mouth. can I get a "nnayyyyy"

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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK

These people are annoying.
And I hate Fridays in the cube at 3:30...having to read Dlisted in a tiny minimized window.

Submitted by dubious1 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:36pm.

Some people just shouldn't have kids.
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A higher power is trying to tell you something. She seems too self-absorbed to mother a child. Do they weigh her daily at E? I can't process the notion that she is not allowed to gain weight unless she is pregnant. That is wretched.

She is so annoying, and their story is so annoying. Who cares if they have a baby or not? They are just way too self-absorbed. Can you imagine how they will sell pictures of their "miracle baby" to every tabloid and magazine. bleeech

Not to mention the health problems down the road with those IVF treatments.

I began to question my birth control method of staying prepubescent ballerina thin after Nicole Ritchie conceived. Damn her.

I do feel bad for these people (and for anyone who wants a baby badly enough to go through all kinds of hell to conceive or adopt), but I saw the episode of their show where the fertility doctor tells her that she needs to gain some weight and she goes on and on about the wardrobe at her job and how she needs to be a stick figure for work. What a fucked up job she must have.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

I agree with everyone...EAT! Gain some weight! I was painfully thin when I married because I ran miles upon miles, spent evenings at the gym, and ate nothing but baked chicken breast. After 3 frustrating years of trying to get pregnant, I finally took the doctors advice: cut back on the work outs gained about 15 lbs, and viola', turned up pregnant. I figured gaining and losing a little chub would be alot easier and cheaper than IVF and all the other infertility treatments, turns out I was right.

Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:25pm.
I've been saying this for months: GAIN SOME WEIGHT, WOMAN. I'm not surprised she miscarried, and it's why I'm so shock Chupa's preggo.

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Yeah, but it depends on the person, I guess. Nicole Ritchie and Celine Dion were both toothpicks when they first conceived and yet they went on to have healthy babies.

That said, I'd have Bill's baby, but he has to drop that ano witch and put a ring on *my* finger first ;)

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Just a friendly reminder for chi-chi awareness month ;)

I work in the same building as their OB/Gyn and he's a very nice guy, but even *he* rolls his eyes when someone mentions their names.

Unfortunately, he can't dish any dirt b/c of HIPAA laws.

STOOPID HIPAA LAWS!!!

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Just a friendly reminder for chi-chi awareness month ;)

Frankly, I just don't see the downside to an inability to conceive.

Some people just shouldn't have kids.

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I don't think you said anything wrong, president. I would have probably said "I know so and so who saw and fertility doctor and now has x number of kids. good luck with the process" or something like that.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:10pm.
And if you talk to anybody who has just suffered a miscarriage, they will tell you that the LAST thing they want to hear is "it just wasn't meant to be." Oh really? You think I wasn't MEANT to have children? You think God doesn't want me to be a mother?

Bravo...

In other news, Giuliana totally looks like a bird. Blame Mother Nature for that!