Got A Peen? Well, You Won't Be Interviewing Portia de Rossi Then
Portia Lee James de Rossi DeGeneres (that sounds like I'm ordering a light wine and a frozen pizza) has made the host of Australia's Sunrise show David Koch scream "SEXISM! SEXISM! SEXISM!" after she told producers that she would rather talk to his female co-host about her new book than him. WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE RICH WHITE MEN?!!!
In Portia's book, she writes about her battle with anorexia and how she came to terms with the fact that loving labia is in her nature, so maybe this is why she prefers to talk to the ladies. Portia also refused to talk to Fox FM's Hamish Blake and Andy Lee, but it's David Kroch that is throwing up his arms about her NO PEEN policy.
David Kooch tells The Herald Sun (via News.com.au) that in his 8 years of talking to people on TV, he has never once been turned down for an interview because he's a dude. David Kock went on to explain how he feels,"If a male said I don't want to be interviewed by a woman, there would be a massive outcry of discrimination. Obviously she has got issues and I feel quite sorry for her...I admire what she and Ellen have done for community tolerance and inclusiveness. But it is a real contradiction for what she stands for, which really surprises me. Maybe she is uncomfortable with men, but she plays opposite male leads."
Or maybe Portia is so afraid that locking eyes with David via satellite will awaken animalistic desires in her loins. But seriously, coming from someone who was raised by women only, it might be hard for me to talk about important things in my life (examples: peen, dick, wang, dong, schlong, etc....) to a straight dude. Wait. What am I going on about?! I'm lying. I could have a deep conversation about dick with a subway pole. Why do you think they don't let me go down there anymore?
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David: Just playing a little catch up.
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Every woman and girl from the beginning of recorded history to today who's been silenced, subjugated, marginalized, minimized, de-humanized; blocked from the vote, from the bank, from bars; blocked from the boardroom, and once let in, still also 100% responsible for the housework and children; paid less for the same job; told directly and indirectly that their bodies are for sale, for the appreciation of the male gaze, that it's too fat, thin, loose, tight, short, or tall; that we should smile more and lighten up; that boys will be boys; that we are lesbians if we rebuff you; that the old boys club/network is OK, but not the old girl club/network. That we exist in relation to others, specifically males.
Note from the commenter:
There are few males who would publicly announce a "no female interviewer" policy, although I am fully confident that these males exist. Perhaps Portia could have walked that walk instead of talking that talk to avoid screams of sexism and setting back the women's movement (which should, if it's not always, predicated on equality for all, not just women), but this in NO WAY lessens my approval of her sentiment.
Submitted by oggie168 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 12:18pm.
I once had French Onion soup, so I am somewhat of an expert on the French,
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I once had a French manicure, so I'm thinking of applying as editor to French Vogue.
LMFAOROFL AT SLUTTY'S Comment!!! ahahahahaahahaha
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:43am.
Portia de Rossi, I thought that was a French portable toilet that sprays your ass with cheap sparkling wine.
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I once had French Onion soup, so I am somewhat of an expert on the French, and I believe it means what is sprayed in the toilette after drinking cheap sparkling wine, very similar to the French saying "tu poope cheap vin in le toilette."
Does anyone want to bet that this whole contoversy has been manufactured to try to create some buzz around this book? Maybe the hope is that people will get curious as to what deep and dark and itchy feminine excretions Portia can only talk about to another female.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I can see where she's coming from. I'm a woman, and whether I was gay or straight I wouldn't want to talk about my sexuality with a man. I just wouldn't feel comfortable knowing he's probably cracking a damn boner listening to it
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
In regards to her anorexia, that was back when she was on Ally McBeale and it was blatently obvious she was either withholding food, or yacking it back up as she was a walking skeleton.
I am curious as to who wants to read the book anyway? I mean she has pretty much vomited up the entire contents of the book already in interviews, so what's left to read?
As for her anorexia- Boo Hoo. Like another poster said, we have all had issues we have dealt with at one time or another.
Slitty, no tequilla problem here. I told Jose to fuck off years ago as he makes me violent and gives me the impression that I can take on a guy three times my size in a fight.
*crosses off the bars I'm 86'd from*
I absolutely jager do not have jager a drinking jager problem so there is jager no reason jager to send me to jager Betty Ford jager!
GOD!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
As bullshit names go Portia De Rossi takes the cake...I am all for showbiz people to adopt professional names but I always thought hers was just ridiculous. It sounds like she stole that from a romance novel about an Italian Contessa who gets porked by a stable boy with long flowing hair like Fabio (ugh). And Martini & Rossi red over ice was tasty and very popular in the disco years...I remember stealing sips of it when adults weren't looking. Not like I was Drew Barrymoore or anything :-P
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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I know someone who knew her a long time before she was famous, they have told me numerous times that she is one messed up in the head chick. As in, real mental disorders. So, it's actually pretty sad.
I suspect that Stoney, M.E., & Rusty has tequila issues. *calls Betty Ford Center*
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:40am.
Most everyone has some type of personal battle going on, whether it be anorexia, tequila, gambling, overeating, tequila, drugs, alcohol, tequila, sex, tequila, etc.
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The only tequila problem I have is with Tia Tequila. Bitch needs to crawl under a rock and rot.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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I love how he's presenting her as troubled or a bitch for making reasonable demands and having personal preferences. I mean, please. And since he's probably been curled in the fetal position feeling emasculated ever since being rejected (after he was done whining to the media and having a good cry), he should probably be worrying about his own issues instead of "feeling badly" for some woman who seems to be doing just fine.
LMAO@ Slitty.
*rims shot glasses with salt*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:40am.
Most everyone has some type of personal battle going on, whether it be anorexia, tequila, gambling, overeating, tequila, drugs, alcohol, tequila, sex, tequila, etc.
LOL!!!
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:42am
Please do...STAT! PRONTO! ASAP!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
btw Hamish and Andy (the radio guys she also rejected) are very nice so she seems to be only interested in ultra-serious interviews. I saw her interview on Ellen's show, she cried a lot.
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hmmmm...well portia doesn't care for cock and this dude is acting like one, so......
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
LOL @ Slutts!!!
*cuts up limes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Are there nudes of Mr DeGeneres?
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Portia de Rossi, I thought that was a French portable toilet that sprays your ass with cheap sparkling wine.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:35am
Well, if it's HIM, then I may allow him to apply :)~
HE will be happy about that. I'll tell HIM.
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I'm so sick of hearing all the hype of her battling anorexia; people oooohing and awwwwing over her reaching 87 pounds. Sure she could have died, but so can the person that does the extreme opposite & overeats. Most everyone has some type of personal battle going on, whether it be anorexia, tequila, gambling, overeating, tequila, drugs, alcohol, tequila, sex, tequila, etc.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:35am
Well, if it's HIM, then I may allow him to apply :)~
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
So how about those Bears last night? Whew! I thought they looked only ok for playing against Miami's third-string QB, and winning 16-0.
But that's just me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Leandra on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:28am.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:05am.
Those freaking painted on eyebrows make me crazy. No straight woman would ever be so bad with makeup.
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Oh, really?
http://yourbeautyspot.ninemsn.com.au/glance/991119/men-prefer-the-natual...
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
I need a smoke now, DWM.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He's doesn't want to f- her, he just wants to do a professional interview. So if she said she didn't want to be interviewed by Negroes 'cause she can't relate to them, that would be okay too? Somewhere between Ally McBeal, Arrested Developement and whatever else, she has done interviews with men and lived to tell about it. If you want inclusion, and equal rights in society, you have to include and equate everybody, even, (the horror) MEN! What a hypocrite.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:29am
COSIGNED...cheeto dicks need not apply
What about if its attached to a real fun guy? Who...erm....posts at this site....so i've been told.
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Whenever I hear "Portia de Rossi"...I think of Asti Spumante. lol...
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I can't make up my mind on this one. Fuck it. I'm going to get a McRib for lunch.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:29am
COSIGNED...cheeto dicks need not apply
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Wow the misandry is flying around here today. As for the guy he should count himself lucky to not have to deal with talking to this self indulgent tard about her pity party bullshit book that will be in the 2 dollar bin inside of a month.
David Koch is a loud, unsubtle goofball on morning TV because he is so perky that it probably wakes people up. It would be weird hearing him asking about lesbianism and anorexia.
He's always complaining too. He is the one that let the world know that JUSTIN BIEBER hates being touched. Like, "Don't fucking touch me, dude". Bieber is sensitive.
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*canceling in protest Amazon order for "Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain"*
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Hehehe Dog!! Hi Leens!! :P
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:09am.
I FUCKING HATE when someone bitches about someone but qualifies it by adding that they feel sorry for them.
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Thanks for speaking the truth.
I can understand her. She will be talking about very intimate and painful issues, it's not that she'll be talking about her new haircut or spray tan, for fuck's sake.
Yes, she wrote about her experience, but that's the beauty of writing, it makes you relieve without feeling exposed and vulnerable.
Writing about something and talking live about something are such different things, she has the right to try to feel as comfortable as can be.
I prefer to have a female gynecologist. Nobody accuses me of sexism.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
ElB and DWM, having to bring along a magnifying glass on a hook up kinda kills the mood, know wha'mean?
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Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:05am.
Those freaking painted on eyebrows make me crazy. No straight woman would ever be so bad with makeup.
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Oh, really?
http://yourbeautyspot.ninemsn.com.au/glance/991119/men-prefer-the-natual...
On topic, it's obviously easier for her to talk about her self esteem issues with a woman. If the host is able to relate to her, it makes a much better interview. Now, I'm not saying that dude has never been obsessed with his weight, but I somehow doubt it.
Submitted by The Fly on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:22am.
Kathy then said that if you are blonde and thin you deserve to made fun of.
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And if you are a ginge and can still look ugly after 500 hours of plastic surgery, you deserve to made fun of.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:22am.
...and yes Men have dicks!...
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Not always. There are men who just think they do. The rest of us laugh and point.
You had to do it didn't you! Memories *sob*
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:22am.
PERVERT
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:25am.
Not always. There are men who just think they do. The rest of us laugh and point.
Sigh.. it's a shame when they are so small on such a nice person.. ruins shit
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:22am.
...and yes Men have dicks!...
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Not always. There are men who just think they do. The rest of us laugh and point.
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:22am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:15am.
Portia de Rossi sounds like the name of some bottle of cheap ass liquor you bought during your college days because you were too broke to afford the classy shit.
You know, like Boone's.
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LMFAO - kudos! That being said, a lot of Aussie men are known to be quite...brash and skeevie. She probably doesn't want to discuss her sexuality with a leering, crotch picking douche.
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Well! My Aussie male friends & family represent that remark! ;)
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~Serving fine tilapia dinners since 1978~
Stoney -- was that good for you?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:02am.
Much ado about nothing.
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Seriously, IG. It's an interview, for chrissakes, not a gynecological exam!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Maybe she would let the subway pole interview her?