Friday, November 19th 2010
And Now It's That Time Where I Ruin Your Day
Jersey Shore two-time dropout Angelina has achieved the impossible: She makes me wish that I was being fucked in the ear hole with a Ke$hit song instead of with her debut single "I'm Hot". Souls will vomit! Ears will file for Chapter 11!
This hurtful mess could scare the mutant crabs off of The Situation's crotch and could melt every thick layer of orange off of any guido's skin. This is what Satan's mating wail in HELL sounds like and your ear drums will jump out of your heard to answer to his call. Congratulations, Satan, you really did TOP THAT.
via Hollywood Life
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i'm vomiting up aqua flashbacks... kill me
www.silkrevolver.com
Sounded like group x "i just want bang bang bang " similar beat similar speak rap only difference is their kind of stupid was so stupid it was funny this was just stupid.. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
BTW, I lasted 19 seconds.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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OK, who divided by zero?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 10:52am.
BBB, I agree that Britney is a part of it, although I think it started in the 80's with Madonna, who used overt sexuality and shock to mask the fact that she couldn't sing.
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DING DING DING! But Madonna IS a dancer...she just knew that dancers get no credit. And she did totally create the whole "Showman Icon" thing...she sure could put on a show. The overt sexuality stuff is actually just her - she loves loves LOVES to be shocking and she brought that to the table to get what she wanted (World Domination) (plus she had Lita Ford and Debbie Harry and such to look up to). It also had a lot to do with the time she lived in and her romance with club life. With Britney they tried to recreate it from inside a board room. That's why Britney imploded...
But you can't blame Madonna just like you can't blame Jesus. People take an idea (especially if it proves to have power over the masses) and run with it all willy nilly. Madonna was actually just doing her thing and it could have (and did, at times) totally backfired on her...it just turned out that, overall, it worked out.
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
It's like a fking disney episode on speed and twinkies. She's so stupid.
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Did she seriously think this would redeem herself? I'm sure her former cast mates are laughing their asses off, seriously after listening to 7 seconds of this I'd feel more dignified being Snooki right now than Angelina.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I just had to do a rant on this piece of shit "track."
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Oh my goodness. Possibly the worst song of all time.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
This is bad. I guess the benevolent, or suffering, ghost in the machine (my laptop) must have intervened because for some strange reason the video just stopped playing at about 1 minute.
I thought this fuckery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoS-RUEbqU, was the worst offspring of these reality shows, but I can see its not. This shit isn't funny any more.
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Ahahaha here's the un-autotuned version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5i5PaBEhnk&feature=fvw
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 10:52am.
BBB, I agree that Britney is a part of it, although I think it started in the 80's with Madonna, who used overt sexuality and shock to mask the fact that she couldn't sing.
(I'm not saying that there are no good Madonna songs, or that she isn't a competent entertainer.) I'm saying she started the slippery slope
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WORD! Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand anyone of those tricks. Always thought Madonna's voice was craptastic. The attention whoredom epidemic truly began with her.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Now I'm just starting to feel sorry for Angelina. This is truly fucking awful.
Well, it's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to.
Fucking awful. Still better than Kesha though and she made it.
Sweet Mary's ASS.....WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCK IS THAT
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
It's hip! It's hot! It's happening! It's today!
Get me Angelina on line one! NOW!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
I love how her cast mates HATE her with every cell in their body. She is so stupid, especially when she gets wasted. She hits people and fucks people and then pretends like she doesn't remember when she obviously is just too little of a person to admit that she's human and fucked up and is too full of her own shit to sincerely apologize. I wish these assholes would go away already. I liked the show at first but now that I see "the Situation's" old mug almost everyday on "Inside Edition" and have to hear about how he makes $5 MILLION a year from pulling up his shirt, I want to choke somebody.
i sprayed iced tea out of my nose listening to that crap.
can we get these kids spayed or neutered?
i am so in favor of mass sterilizations!
these mouth breathers shouldn't breed.
and that also goes for the KardASSians & the Duggers.
I knew you would compare it to TOP THAT!! HA! You never disappoint MK!
a bad ass girl FROM THE HOOD? LmffffAO
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REST IN PEACE
Cody Corson & Nicole Ayres
This sounds like the kind of song The Breakdown sings in those sado-dungeon nightclubs he performs in. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 1:15pm.
She might be hot in some unforked communion family type of sitch.
This Jerry's Kids muthafucktress!
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1) not even
2) lmao!
wow, that needs new superlatives to describe how awful it was.
going to wash my ears out now.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Wow... what modern Shakespeare (pronounced Shake-a-spear in this case) wrote this?
Wait.
Is this that trick that thinks she is hot too?
She might be hot in some unforked communion family type of sitch.
But anywhere else, she'd be on a telethon to help raise funds to make sure other children aren't born looking like her!
This Jerry's Kids muthafucktress!
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Willow Smith is a musical genius compared to this piece o' shit.
UNHEAR!!! UNHEAR !!!
I refuse to listen to it just like I refuse to watch their show. Go away now, little skank!
I can't even stand the way she talks, so there is no way in hell I'm going to listen to this fuckery.
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#4 on the way 1.11.11
I made it to :07....my ears went back
Coma Caca!
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This is enough now....Get back in the Clown car with all the rest of the assholes from The Jersey Shore and drive off to oblivion.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 10:44am.
"From Jersey diners to handing out shiners"
Has anybody seen "Idiocracy"? It's happening now, not 500 years in the future.
It's been happening for awhile.....
Submitted by oggie168 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 12:00pm.
It should be a felony to make Kim Z. sound good in comparison to oneself.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:46am
LOL! Fuckin' A babybunny! You are a patriot for coming up with that idea!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought this fuckery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoS-RUEbqU, was the worst offspring of these reality shows, but I can see its not. This shit isn't funny any more.
I like that wallpaper.
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"Im hot im hot
like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top"
Ha that is what I call this obese girl with ginormous hips that insists on wearing skinny jeans, Icecream cone
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I'm scared to push play. I drank too much wine last night, but I pulled it together and am functioning this morning. I have a feeling this may cause a setback.
What the fuck just happened...
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I tried, I really tried but even Kim Whoretrashian's was better, and trust me that was horrific too. Why do brain dead fugly fake ass ho's insist on singing...it is just tortorous (sp?)...anyhow since they don't do Chinese Water Torture at Gitmo they could always resort to this and Kim Whoretrashian's music...that would prolly work better...anyhow after five minutes of this shit every terrorist in the place would be confessing AlQuada secrets like crazy!! Hey now that really is an idea!!!
Makes my head hurt; the beat was totally off and it sounded like something Weird Al would've made back in the 80's. Please make it stop...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:37am
It's good these girls have you there. I don't envy you or anyone trying to raise a teenage girl in 2010!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I literally was too scared to listen to it.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:29am.
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Lucky! I'd give my right nipple to escape raising girls in this society (I'm raising my neice because her mother is a slut - coincidence, right?). Wish you could sit in on the whore talks. I'm always comparing them to their slutty friends and how they dress. I took them and their friends to see Paranormal Activity and made 2 of the friends change their clothes because they looked like Streetwalkers.
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:16am.
I have no teenage girls in my family to have the "whore talk" with now. All nephews. Those must be some conversations!
I confess to watching Joan Rivers' "Fashion Police". Don't judge. Anyway, there's a segment called "Starlet or Streetwalker?" which is riot, and at the same time sad because there's no difference!
JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who told these reality tv people they can sing? This girl is about as hot and talented as a pile of horse turds.
We are definitely going to be watering our crops with Gatorade soon.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:03am.
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You're right Madonna started the "sexy" movement. I was a kid in the 80's, but I don't think she made all the little kiddies want to be whores. Lol.
The whole "it's cool to be a slut" crap started in the last decade. :) Just my thoughts cuz I'm constantly having the "whore talk" with my 13y.o. daughter and 14y.o. neice.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 11:04am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 10:52am.
OMG!!! I sang that in a talent show! LOLOLOLOL
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hahahahaha SO GHEY!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus