Expect A Steven Slater/Antoine Dodson World Tour in 3...2..
Steven Slater became an international I Quit This Bitch hero legend when he slid down the inflatable evacuation slide to freedom and now he's trying to keep his checking account from quitting his ass by following every single one of Antoine Dodson's sparkly footsteps on the ho stroll. Looking like the Gay Sith League's answer to Eminem, Steven spits out rhymes like fire ash in a commercial for an iPhone app called Line2. This makes my laptop want to grab two beers, open the window and jump out but I really can't fault Steven for grabbing onto the utters and milking this shit. Although, I wish he would've whored himself out for Slip 'N Slide instead...
And why isn't The Backinup Backinup Lady performing in the parking lot of a Dunkin' Donuts or at the opening of a rubber factory yet?!
via HuffPo
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This is so sad. I kind of feel sorry for him. What was his name again?
Please forgive me. He looks like an albino gorilla that is about to rob and 7-11 and that skeers me.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Snideychick sez:
Why does he dance/move/lurch like a straight man? The gays I know have awesome moves!
He should be in a beer commercial.
"compelling"? Really? I stopped reading Out ages ago since they decided to be the gay version of People. They never look very hard for really interesting gays who actually are compelling. Neither does the Advocate. Slater who?
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
At least he's in on the joke.
You GO girl!
Oh. dear. That was uncomfortable.
It gave me a chuckle, so I can't hate.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
most rap music these days suck...this doesn't help...find a new career, stevie...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
OUT magazine named him one of the most "compelling" gays of 2010, while ignoring Cher's Chaz who is about as excruciatingly open with "his" life as one can be.
Im skeered.
Very low budget and unbelievable, he is def the ghey.
No one can touch Antione, he is one bad ass mother fucker!!
He sounds like a stupid whigger. or should I say Figger?
Wasn't he, like, 45 minutes ago?
Here's a lesson from the 15 minutes of fameho playbook: strike while the iron is hot Stevie boy..
Your fifteen minutes are up. Go away.
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Hunter S. Thompson
what a honky
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Sad, but I can't hate him for it. He's picking up a probably very small endorsement check, at the cost of his pride.
I wish he would have been alone, on an un-piloted plane that went down.
Who the fuck does this loser think he is? Like anyone gives a shit about him or his 15 fucking undeserved minutes.
Embarrassing.
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
There is a serious lack of STRUTTIN DAT ASS man.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
YIKES! This shit sucks.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
He better get that money while he can, because he had to settle the lawsuit first his "celebrity" has already cooled.
Pitiful.
Late.
Pathetic.
that is all.
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