Expect A Steven Slater/Antoine Dodson World Tour in 3...2..
Steven Slater became an international I Quit This Bitch hero legend when he slid down the inflatable evacuation slide to freedom and now he's trying to keep his checking account from quitting his ass by following every single one of Antoine Dodson's sparkly footsteps on the ho stroll. Looking like the Gay Sith League's answer to Eminem, Steven spits out rhymes like
fire ash in a commercial for an iPhone app called Line2. This makes my laptop want to grab two beers, open the window and jump out but I really can't fault Steven for grabbing onto the utters and milking this shit. Although, I wish he would've whored himself out for Slip 'N Slide instead...
And why isn't The Backinup Backinup Lady performing in the parking lot of a Dunkin' Donuts or at the opening of a rubber factory yet?!