Eva Longoria Tells AC Slater Everything

Why is she crying to him, didn't he cheat on his wife?

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 9:20am.
People, please tell me why, why is Tony Parker even remotely attractive?? Man, looks like an ugly beast! This lady also not as "hot" as Eva. She's ok, average, but Eva is "pepper pot" hot. What the fuck is wrong with people today.

What happened to scruples?

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So by your definition, only "pretty" people should have sex? So bc she is not as "hot" (cough cough gag) as Whoria, she shouldn't be allowed to have the same things in life?
Talk about no scruples.

Anyone watch Mario's new reality series? Who knew he'd be a control freak. He seems all nice on Extra but I feel he's someone who calls people fat behind their backs and probably can't eat in the same room with someone with a blubbery stomach. You can bet he'll leave his girlfriend if she doesn't lose that baby weight FAST. I don't predict them to last a year unless she's willing to put up with Mr Bossy.

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I kinda feel bad, I know its celebrity marriages, but I liked them together, they seemed to be in love or just acted very well (*shrugs*).
She came from nothing and look at her now, she doesn't need his stank ass, what a deceitful piece of shit.
He's handsome and all (At least I think so) but that is a scumbag move, sometimes emotional cheating is worst than the actual fucking...cause they will fuck em and get tired of em and come running back to the wife, but this shit, is long lasting and really, really intimate.
I feel bad for her. She's beautiful, kick his ass to the curb and get whatever you can.
I wonder what their pre-nup says??

I heard they had an open marriage and are both into same sex, group sex, etc. I do feel sorry for Eva and every successful woman because their marriages always end in divorce. Better to have a series of young male lovers and then marry when you're in your 40's.

I have never been so happy to hear of a couple breaking up!!! I hate this ho with the red hot intensity of a thousand burning suns!! She gets what she deserves after bombarding us all for years with how much she and that freak loooooooved each other and had seeeeeeeeeeeexxx with each other and did EVERYTHING together... Well, surprise, Puta!!! apparently not everything that ugly man did was wiht you!! and to the ho he cheated with---my god, do you really want that puta's sloppy seconds?? You can do better!

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My god, I despise this fat freak with the motor skills of a hooved animal. ~~ eat.pray.vomit

Mario needs to STFU and quit spreading peoples business. Oh how soon we forget when Mario Lopez cheated on his WIFE Ali Laundry. She divorced his ass like 3 months after they got married. so Mario Lopez do us all a favor and zip it!

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People, please tell me why, why is Tony Parker even remotely attractive?? Man, looks like an ugly beast! This lady also not as "hot" as Eva. She's ok, average, but Eva is "pepper pot" hot. What the fuck is wrong with people today.

What happened to scruples?

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 10:35pm.

And HoityToity - I must respectfully disagree; Mario is disgusting.

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That's okay, we agree to disagree on this one. But let this be the last time we do that--I cannot stand it when we are not one (sigh)!

Yuck, I can't stand Eva & I can't stand Mario. These two make the most annoying "BFF" duo ever.

Tony is a dog for cheating, but I have to admit that I kind of snickered when I heard the news because Eva has always been so annoyingly outspoken about how "amazing" & "perfect" their relationship is. She was also an over-sharer about how hot their sex life was. Dishing to your girlfriends about the good sex you're having: Cool. Dishing to "Extra" about it: Tacky.

Mario Lopez is so obviously gay.

I mean, can't Ricki Martin show him the way?

It's become embarrassing.

As far as Eva, well, yeah, Eva....you're an old bag who married a hot kiddie NBA star, what the hell did you expect!!!

Not that Eva is ugly, she is pretty and not ancient, but c'mon.

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I don't know if anyone outside of LA knows this, but Eva, Mario and Ryan Seacrest are BFFs. Eva is always calling Ryan up on his morning radio show to pitch the chisme around. I'll bet she talks to him soon about her horrible cabron of a husband.

lol mk

Who cares!?

AHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAA

since when does a str8 woman share this kind of heartache with a str8 guy with whom she is not romantically involved ?? if this isn't proof positive that mario's gay, then i don't know what is.

Wow--- Yestaday at El Lay Fitness when I was doing bicep curls, they hurt like Hell. No wonder---- I totally forgot the avocado mask for my nips. Wot a dumb fuk I am sometimes.
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If Mario weren't her fag hag, he could fuck her.

And I have never found him attractive. Looks like he is also suffering from a touch o'tard.

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'cordin' to Ted of Awful Truth, their marriage has always been open and that, mes amis, is a dangerous path to tread. So, it seems that fuckin' around was a-ok but sending horny texts wasn't...? Hmm.

And HoityToity - I must respectfully disagree; Mario is disgusting.

That is just messed up! Cheating with a teammate's wife is all kinds of no no! That is almost like cheating with your sister-in-law! By the by, could Mario look any hotter? He makes my tongue hang out like a freakin dog everytime I see him on TV, pics or wherever.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 6:06pm.
Mario summed it all up with these words: "Eva wants everyone to know, she's devastated by the rumors of Tony's infidelity. She loved her husband and is heartbroken about their split. But she's strong."

In other words, she's trying to be very subtle in saying, "Blame him!! It's his fault!"
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Yep. Subtle as her faux bff Jessica Simpson and her Walmart "engagement" ring.

As Mario Lopez did bicep curls in a three-way mirror while an avocado mask moisturized his nipples, Eva sat on a bench press seat next to him and told him that UsWeekly's story about how she found hundreds of horny text messages from Tony to a female friend was true.

THIS. Is why I shamelessly dryhump your ass, MK.

On t: Longwhoria looks like a freeze-dried Kim Kardassian with the all the ass juice sucked out.

I'll bet she is missing all that money she dropped on their fancy wedding right about now.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 7:08pm.
Oh damn, that Erin chick looks soccer mom in the suburbs ordinary. I'd be pissed too. Eva may be hamster like in face and stature, but she's a hot hamster. Oh no you di'int Tony.

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Really? I think Erin is a classic beauty. Much hotter than Eva.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 7:08pm.
Oh damn, that Erin chick looks soccer mom in the suburbs ordinary. I'd be pissed too. Eva may be hamster like in face and stature, but she's a hot hamster. Oh no you di'int Tony.

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Really? I think Erin is a classic beauty. Much hotter than Eva.

Cheaters are scum.

This cunt is blabbing already? Shut the fuck up, Eva. This is what you get for shoehorning a young guy into marrying your sorry older ass. I'd tell you to have some fucking dignity, but apparently that concept is alien to you.

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called it, dontcha know. (see previous thread) ;)

"As Mario Lopez did bicep curls in a three-way mirror while an avocado mask moisturized his nipples..." - MK

THIS is priceless.

Eva...I'm here for you baby.I'll take you to the hoop like Tony never could. ;-)

mmmbut of course. ;)

"a tasteful woman" - WTF? Tony is fug, why would she risk everything for him?

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 7:40pm.
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Agreed!

"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!

Who runs to Extra, tells everyone her business and expects to get sympathy? What a dumbass. I would have had more respect for her if she just kept her mouth shut. Fucking famewhore.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 7:18pm.
Tigerlilly- Here you go:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/17/brent-barry-divorce-eva-longoria-tony-park...
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Thanks, but I don't find Tony's side trick offensive looking...In fact, bitch looks like she'd be a hot lay...Eva? Not so much...Meh, another athelete cheater... oh well...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

erin's do is screaming i'm not a slut...but girl u so are. u so are & not in a good way.

Tony is probably celebrating!

"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!

Tigerlilly- Here you go:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/17/brent-barry-divorce-eva-longoria-tony-park...

Ooh, some Tiger Woods shit 'bout to go DOWN! You know if he married that rat faced midget, his side pieces gonna look rough. I mean, Elin was PURTY and look at the mess he poked his Tiger Wood in...I WANT PICS OF DA TRICKS!
And Eva, did you REALLY think he wasn't bangin' ho's on the side? Really???????????

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Oh damn, that Erin chick looks soccer mom in the suburbs ordinary. I'd be pissed too. Eva may be hamster like in face and stature, but she's a hot hamster. Oh no you di'int Tony.

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HE PROBABLY SAW THE BITCH WITH NO MAKE-UP! DO WE HAVE TO KISS HER ASS FOR GETTING DUMPED LIKE THE LOSERS DID TO SANDRA BULLOCK? FUCK HER!

This is why I hate all hollywood fucktards. Instead of divorcing as most people do (privately, grieving, etc), this bitch has to first sell her side of the story to a tabloid weeks ago, then she knowingly lies to everyone when another organization scoops the tabloid magazine's article the day before it is to launch, then makes the biggest spectacle out of it she can, to try to get maximum publicity. She's a liar and a self centered arrogant hollywood fucktard; that's all she'll ever be...

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LMFAO I never thought I'd see the day when MK would link to Bleacher Report.

And the BR thing that MK linked to is old. I was looking through the pictures, and Jason Kidd isn't with Hope anymore. I think everyone else is pretty much the same, shockingly.

I have to say this though. Eva, who works in LA, married a PRO ATHLETE that is based in San Antonio, Texas, but travels all over the damn country for games at least 6 and a half months out of the year. The distance alone would put a lot of strain on even the best relationship. And did I mention Tony is a pro athlete? Not all of them are cheating scumbags, but a lot of them have trouble keeping it in their pants. But if I had beautiful girls throwing themselves at me like they do, I'd probably have trouble too (although that doesn't excuse them cheating on significant others).

I'd be really surprised if Tony was the only guilty party in all of this. I'm willing to bet Eva is no saint either. She's playing the victim card well, so far.

He's a former teammate THIS year, last year he was on the roster as far as I know. That means he was carrying on an affair with a teammate's wife. Most athletes will forgive a lot, this isn't one of those things. Player's don't react well to the idea that their teammate would even go there....this is going to be big.

I feel bad for Barry, they were high school sweethearts and went to college together. She has, for now, a foundation to help abused children. Some people might say cheating on your spouse and breaking up the marriage is one form of child abuse. One reporter tried to call her and she was crying and said 'no comment'.

I don't get why they denied the divorce rumors. I knew she was full of shit yesterday.

This is not good for the Spurs' playoff chances.

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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.

Never mind.....the teammate is a FORMER teammate and he and his wife (if it's Erin Barry) are already getting a divorce.....that is if anyone cares :)

damn Mario Lopez is a slime...of course he is gay and gayer than all the $2 bills I have...I cannot believe he posed with his baby daughter on the cover of a mag, completely deleting the one that carried the baby and birthed her...he is such a major douche...and if she needs a gay shoulder to cry one...don't pick one who cannot wait to blab to every media outlet there is. Lord do I loath Mario Lopez...but on to Eva...girl, when he cheated on you earlier in the marriage and STAYED IN TOUCH WITH HIS FIRST (that you know of) SIDE PIECE ON FACEBOOK, that should have been it....cause the rest is just going to be more Tiger Woods, Jesse James endless ho's coming forward and you would think Tony of all people would have been hip to this by now...all these ho's marrying proballers need to wake the fuck up...these men no matter who is at home, WILL NEVER BE FAITHFUL....no matter how gorgeous you are...Elin was no dog, and neither was Sandra...and they got royally fucked over by their husbands...Tony, you are just a douche in my book now...not sexy in the least and Mario has always been a douche, he just keeps proving his douchiness more and more...Eva, find a better gay that Mario Lopez...cause that bitch is lame!!

oatmeal scrub! ROFL

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I wonder if his teammate and wife are going to divorce over this too....hmmmm....or if the teammate will now be traded. I'm more surprised that he would do this with his teammate's wife than I am that he would cheat in general, although he never seemed smart enough to get away with it and clearly he wasn't. He was 21 when they met and she was just becoming a big thing so I think he was caught up in her hype. They met in the Spurs LOCKER ROOM for craps sake. That's worse than meeting in the club!!

I wonder if Tony will accept my friend request ;)