Eva & Tony Are Getting A Divorce, And They Mean It This Time!
TMZ reported yesterday that Eva Longoria and Tony Porkme took a machete to their cold dead marriage and filed for divorce. Then Eva's rep squatted on the rumor and pissed all over it. BUT NOW, People says Eva has filed for divorce for real this time. DAMN! Pick a hole and keep it in there! Seriously, when they asked her rep about this mess yesterday, they should've just said, "Ask me the same thing tomorrow."
After 3 years of marriage, Eva filed divorce papers in Los Angeles this morning. TMZ's sources say that Eva is all kinds of devastated. That might have something to do with UsWeekly's cover story that claims Eva closed her legs to Tony for good because she caught him sexting with one of their lady friends. Apparently, Eva found hundreds upon hundreds of text messages between Tony and his possible side-piece. The messages go back a year. The source went on to say, "Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal. Once the trust was lost, the marriage was over. Eva truly thought she was going to grow old with Tony and have children with him. She’s inconsolable."
So Eva is shocked that a professional athlete passed the peen and stuck it in banned pussy without a permission slip from his wife? Yeah, I guess Eva was absent the day the teacher gave a lecture about Elin Woods...Brett Favre...blah blah blah
And you know that "I'm trying to pull out a care, but I just can't" face you made yesterday when you read about their first divorce filing? Well, you can make that face again. You're getting good at it.