Pink Really Is Knocked Up
A week after UsWeekly put a magnifying glass up to Pink's womb and diagnosed her with the BABIES!!!!, she has confirmed to Ellen that her days are now filled with pregnancy farts and freaking out about whether she's going to caca on the labor table. Alecia Moore and Carey Hart are contributing to the overflowing human race and having a baby. A baby who will probably grow up not knowing the hell a plastic bag is. Now that plastic bags are banned in L.A., what is my mother going to put over her head when she gives herself a hot oil treatment. L.A. needs to think of the thirsty follicles out there! But I digress...
Pink tells Ellen why she wasn't shouting the news from the top of her Twitter, "I was just really nervous. I have had a miscarriage before, but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you. I worked for it...It was not an 'Oops.'" Pink says they aren't too sure if their baby friend has a peen or poon, but she's leaning towards the latter, "But the doctor kind of told me what she thinks. I'm terrified because she thinks it's a girl! My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me,. I'm terrified one of us will go to jail."
Usually a platinum pompadour only works on a bitch whose first name is "Wayne" and whose last name is "Cochran" but Pink is pulling that shit off in a "divorcee who works part-time as a perfume spray girl" kind of way.
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Interestingly, this doesn't fill me with a sense of dread at the prospect of another Miley or Lindsay being brought into the world.
I can see her being the kind of mum that doesn't tolerate shit.
I am pleased for her
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I don't why but I just get the feeling that Pink will be a really great Mom.
Submitted by stank on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 10:26am.
Pink and her husband separated a short while back. Now they're expecting a child? If they're thinking a kid will bring them closer together, they're delusional. Even healthy marriages have difficulty surviving a child.
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ITA - Pink might be trying to have a glue baby. Best of luck to her and her husband anyway. Maybe it might stick.
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LOVE PINK and I wish her everything wonderful in life.
I always thought Pink was a bit hermie...
Submitted by URFUG on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 3:23pm.
WTF, P!nk is HUGE compared to Ellen!
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Uhh, Pink is huge compared to Captain Lou Albano.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Congrats, Pink! She's a celeb I genuinely like and don't have any negative things to say about
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I like her, I think she will be a good mom. She knows first hand how parents actions can effect kids so hopefully she will keep that in mind with her own.
WTF, P!nk is HUGE compared to Ellen!
Congrats to them. Regarding her having beat ass producers, Butch Walker does most of it, and he is the farthest thing from a beat ass producer there is and a pretty awesome performer himself.
She's only successful because she makes some ridiculously catchy songs, not because of her output in music. Her producers are the same as Britney and Ke$ha, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 12:00pm.
M.E.:
I agree.
And I also think that is what led her to be a better artist. She fought for creative control, stripped herself free of this 'white girl R&B' label, took the parts of the image they created for her that she liked and moved on.
Every album she puts out has some poppy first single and cutesy videos, yes, but there are always great songs on every album with depth that she wrote. She can sing any genre of music she wants. She has the pipes for it. I don't know why people always clamor over Xtina's vocals, because that trick tends to OVERsing, which is just as bad as Briitney NOT singing at all.
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You said it!!
Bet ellen can't decide if she wants to move her hand up or down.
I see the child coming out covered in tattoos and giving the finger.
Love her, love him.
If TheRealMeanGirl comes by, tell her I said "Oooh, Ponk's husband... *stools*".
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Surely Brigitte Nielsen is too old for this baby business.. Oh wait..
I'm neutral about Pink. Happy that she gets to start a family. But when she finally comes out as a Late in Life Lesbian, are you going to scream "Noo Way! I never saw it coming!"? Pretty sure the announcement will be met with a collective "well DUH!!"
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 11:29am.
She has that happy pregnancy glow, I hope it works out for them.
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That's not a pregnancy glow. She was just backstage doing bench presses and chasing after the female interns.
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HAHAHAHAH I almost spit out my tea.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 11:54am.
why do i believe that a ball gag, strapon, and a whole lot of crying happened to get this woman(still not buying it!) pregnant?
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ahahahahaha!
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M.E.:
I agree.
And I also think that is what led her to be a better artist. She fought for creative control, stripped herself free of this 'white girl R&B' label, took the parts of the image they created for her that she liked and moved on.
Every album she puts out has some poppy first single and cutesy videos, yes, but there are always great songs on every album with depth that she wrote. She can sing any genre of music she wants. She has the pipes for it. I don't know why people always clamor over Xtina's vocals, because that trick tends to OVERsing, which is just as bad as Briitney NOT singing at all.
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why do i believe that a ball gag, strapon, and a whole lot of crying happened to get this woman(still not buying it!) pregnant?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Kids, I am confused. How can someone with a dick (look at the pic!) get pregnant?
I should have paid more attention in biology class.
Breaky - I think Pink has sustained because she did her rebellious shit before she became famous, and after her first studio recors as "Pink" she didn't conform to the stereotypical "pop star" and broke out to do HER music. Which seems to have worked.
DP
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That awful hair has to be banished for all eternity. Her hairdresser must be on the good shit.
Love Pink and wish her the best for her baby friend. Should be inneresting when she is 8 mnts preggo. Good lord, the maternity clothes to come will be hilarious!!!
I think Pink is pretty and if you want to compare her against the other pop tarts that came out during her time (Christina, Britney, Jessica) she has held up the best.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 11:29am.
She has that happy pregnancy glow, I hope it works out for them.
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That's not a pregnancy glow. She was just backstage doing bench presses and chasing after the female interns.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I love her! Awesome voice, funny, seems like an all around cool chick. I wish her luck!
She has that happy pregnancy glow, I hope it works out for them.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
You don't have to be pregnant not to want someone touching your belly. Inapprops!!!
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aww, i like these two and i am truly happy for them. congrats!
Haha!! MK, you rock! Thanks for the shout-out to Wayne Cochran, King of Pompadours! He's now a TV preacher, but man he knew how to WORK. Check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie1qej4mbwY&feature=player_embedded
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I like Pink, she might not be the prettiest pop star out there, but the world has its share of vapid pretty talentless starlets as it is. Pink has the voice, has the moves, has all the right attitude. All the best for the new BABY!!!11
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 10:56am.
MK get some clips of La Streisand on Oprah. It was a big gay event.
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oh god YES! all that Hollyweird royalty and Queen O still managed to highjack the show. I really want to punch her out.
on topic: Pink's kid will be end up being a buttoned down Republican ..now *that* would be some good karma.
wow i was convinced she was man before the operation i guess this proves me wrong. i'm still shocked her manly ass hips can handle this shit. hate her
I'm happy for her
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I don't see it.
I like Pink and I approve this baby-thing growing inside her formerly vacant space.
Hey, she can't do any worse than those other pop tarts that have eeked out babies!
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Pink seems to be channeling some Kelly McGillis old lady lesbionic! Seems ironic she's preggo!
Good for Pink! She joins Mariah for next year battle for covers!
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i keep picturing pink's pregnant belly at 8 months but still w/ that v thing she has going on around her lower waist.
bunch O dykes
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MK get some clips of La Streisand on Oprah. It was a big gay event. Caught the last part where Redford was there and then her "amazing" new home that you, too , could have for a billion bucks. Amazing how tiny Babs stands and how top heavy these days. White Aretha.
I like Pink. WIsh the best for her.
And I can relate in the not wanting a baby girl department.
I didn't mind it when people I KNEW rubbed my prego belly, but a stranger? FUCK YOU DON'T TOUCH ME!
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 10:43am.
Moms-to-be have told me they hate it when people put their hands on their bellies. I can see how it might be tiresome after a while.
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Ugh. When I was pregnant, people in stores used to come up and want to rub my belly for luck. No joke. I look like a damn lamp to you, asshole? Get away from me!
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Moms-to-be have told me they hate it when people put their hands on their bellies. I can see how it might be tiresome after a while.
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Pink is looking a little lady-wrestlerish to be called that. She needs to change her color.