Tuesday, November 16th 2010
QOTD: RiRi Knows Us All So Well
In an interview with The Ed Lover Show on Power 105.1, The Little Meriri was asked if she spends times with blogs and reading her response was like looking into the mirror through my tear-stained eyes. Bitch, you know us!
"I still read the blogs sometimes, it depends on what it is I am trying to find out. I’m a lot more numb to it now only because I understand what it is. It’s a community for people who don’t have anything else to do and hate themselves, they hate their life, they hate their job, they hate their appearance, they are uncomfortable with who they are so what makes them feel good is talking smack about other people who they think they will never ever see in their life and they happen to be celebrities. It seems impossible to ever have the opportunity to say these things to their face, so they get to hide behind their computer."
And now thanks to RiRi I've got my new ABOUT page!
Source: Necole Bitchie via ONTD
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Submitted by kacky on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 1:03pm.
Answer the question, Goldshift. You seem to know why WE come here... why do YOU?
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I come here to read MK's funny (when he's not being a jerk) posts. I will leave a comment if I want to but I never pick on children like some of you do. Who the hell are any of you to say that Britney's youngest child looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome? Are any of you pediatricians? NO. How many of you mothers would be offended if someone said your child looked like they had fetal alcohol syndrome after looking at pictures of your child and never meeting them? It's like when I called Freddy Mercury a pussy and someone got all butt-hurt, even though this same asshole talks shit about GaGa and how she's an Illuminati puppet...even though Freddy too was working for them. Maybe said asshole missed the "Radio GaGa" video, which had the same sick "Metropolis" theme GaGa has been exploiting. Its pathetic that some people here get so butt-hurt Rihanna called them out. Instead of having some class and maybe saying, "Well, if she reads the blogs, then she's one of us" or, "She says we waste our time but so does she," some of you go for the low blows and say something nasty about her getting beaten up by Chris Brown.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 3:33pm.
Well, sure, and I'm definitely not saying that sometimes this place really gets out of hand but if someone irks me, I always have a legitimate reason to. I don't just ridicule certain people (celebrities OR people I know, whether it be online or in person) for no real reason. I don't join bandwagons.
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I love freeze framed pics when celebs are making a retrded, douchey face but they think they look cool.
I would call her thunder thighs to her face lol. And I go on these blogs because MK is hilarious and so are the rest of you. But I guess thinking all the people who say negative things about you are losers is easier than realizing you're not perfect, right Rihanna?
...See!?!? She totally gets us. I was losing faith...feeling jaded, but this wonderful verbal fart comes wafting out and gives me hope....Thank you spawn of Ronald McDonald....I raise a toast from the lab...well fuck it...from the bar....and burb a thank you your way....UuuuuuuurrrrrPppp!
AHhhhhhhh....the break the refreshes...
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
Oh stop. Like you and Schahazerade or whatever the fuck her name is don't project your fucking negativity, by scorning everyone for not blowing sunshine and rainbows up everyone's asses.
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Don't get me messed up. I never said I was above it or that I didn't enjoy it, what I said is that celebrity blogs are a toxic environment filled with unbridled hate it and it takes a certain type of person to frequent these type of sites, I never said I wasn't that type of person.
I just agreed with her sentiment. There's a lot of people in my real life who I despise, and for good reason, a thousand times more than I have any celebrity I disliked, but do I go around telling people how worthless and despicable they are to their face? No because that would be crazy.
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I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here!
And why might people be bitter about ReRe?
Because she has marginal-at-best talent and never struggled for her success. Meanwhile us "haters" are stuck working shit jobs making only a FRACTION of this asshole's income for showing up, stripping, simulating robot bukkake, and generally obscene behavior.
Yes, how cool are you to frown upon the people who have less than you do. What a classist fucking society we live in.
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Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
Oh stop. Like you and Schahazerade or whatever the fuck her name is don't project your fucking negativity, by scorning everyone for not blowing sunshine and rainbows up everyone's asses.
Don't get me wrong, this website can really get on my fucking nerves but do you know what it would make me to berate everyone else here for being negative all the time? A hypocrite.
But what do I know? The internet's for positivity only because god forbid have an unfavorable opinion because that makes you jealous or a coward.
Don't act like you're not capable of judging other people because you just did. I have an idea, if you and Schahajajjkdsoifajajasf are so above the criticism then you don't belong on any of these blogs. No-one's forcing you to keep posting here, but I guess without sites like D-Listed, where would you go to self-righteously play devil's advocate and pretend that you're so morally superior to everyone else?
Hey, Scahahahgsdghasghsahsade, aren't you making fun out of that big fat girl in your avy? Why? I thought you were so above that! *gasp*
Like I said, hypocrites.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 7:44pm.
Riri, boo, girl, it's you we hate. For realz. Don't try to get all psychoanalytical and shit with your 9th grade education. Perhaps you should hate being a passed around industry blow up doll dressed like a slutty clown with the voice of a billy goat and the personality of a scorpion
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God, I love you! You're almost funnier than MK.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
She's right! :D you go girl!
Answer the question, Goldshift. You seem to know why WE come here... why do YOU?
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
Riri HURT my feelings too :( here is my dear diary, Riri hurt my feelings entry:
http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1033
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Easy to say when you have 24/7 bodyguards and security detail whom you pay to protect you from all your haters. Nah bitch everyone one of us would love the opportunity to tell you to your ugly talentless face exactly what we think of you. So step up. Give all of us who hate your fucking guts the opportunity to tell you to your face what we think about you. Until that time, we'll vent on blogs and hope your spoiled rotten lame ass will read what we write.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:26am.
wasn't she and Katy Perry snarking on people in the audience of some awards show? what's the difference? those two need a whopping slice of humble pie IMO.
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Zing! Right, sugar free. And for the fking record, I WOULD say my snarks to their face.
Now back to my academics, my volunteer work, my wedding plans, my office, my sexy lipgloss applying, my DL snarking, respecting my body, etc, so on and so forth. You know, RiRi, about this stuff, right? Oh no. That's right, you may not. Don't hate on us. You fametards do the exact same shit. Get the fk over yourselves. Next!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Hate to say that this talentless hack is right, but that is the majority of folks on the 'net.
It's why you see so many racial epithets on forums, youtube, etc.
They're laptop warriors, and you know damn well they wouldn't say that shit to your face.
But the fact that she hides her lack of talent, and people calling her on that, BEHIND that fact, is kind of weak.
She knows she wouldn't be anywhere without the auto-tune and the massive amounts of cock she's sucked to get where she is.
But do I blame her for scamming the general public out of their money buying her shit records? No, I blame the people buying it.
You put her in the position she's in where I'm sitting here commenting on her insipid thoughts on humanity and the internet.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 11:16am.
I still say Rihanna didn't deserve to be beaten. But does she get to ride on the sympathy she garnered from her abuse for life, especially after she spat on everybody who defended her by going back together with Chris Brown? Hell no.
No, pathetic would be letting a man beat your ass and going back to him.
I villified this clown-haired bitch back when her assbeatin happened and everyone jumped my shit, saying RiRi could not possibly have deserved it and she did nothing to provoke it. HA! I stand by my original statements on the matter.
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Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
some of you bitter bitches are just mad cause she has your ass down perfectly. seriously, some of you spend way too much time on this site. the days I do come here, its the same tired bitchy comments about the same tired people. now, you're throwing low blows bringing up the fact that she got her ass beat? PATHETIC.
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And yet you still return. If you ask me, if you're taking time out of your oh so very fulfilled life to hang out in a site that you don't like... yeah, that is truly pathetic. At least some of us get something out of it, mainly enjoyment out of MK's hilarious writing... what do you get out of it?
But doesn't this woman enjoy abuse?
You know what? She's probably right. A lot of the people she's referring to represent the masses who slave away at dead end jobs (if we're fortunate enough to have jobs)just so the monthly bills can get paid and food can be put on the table. The majority of celebrities -- like Raggedy Ri-Ri -- lived comfortable lifestyles even before they became obscenely wealthy and they will never be able to relate to the common person who sometime face seemingly unsurmountable day to day struggles.
This bitch's "let them eat cake" attitude shows her contempt for those who aren't privileged (like she is) and who refuse to acknowledge her god like status. Sorry, red weaved ho. Like so many other assholes before you -- who believe your own press -- you'll soon find that fans are fickle and fame is fleeting.
I'm like this in person too. *lifts huge fupa to get to keyboard, spills a little fountain soda on lap, looks around mom's basement and goes back to checking out animal porn websites*
She's absolutely right, but it's not going to change. You just have to look the other way while we do our thing.
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
some of you bitter bitches are just mad cause she has your ass down perfectly. seriously, some of you spend way too much time on this site. the days I do come here, its the same tired bitchy comments about the same tired people. now, you're throwing low blows bringing up the fact that she got her ass beat? PATHETIC.
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I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here!
wasn't she and Katy Perry snarking on people in the audience of some awards show? what's the difference? those two need a whopping slice of humble pie IMO.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:12am.
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
I'm fucking fat.
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ROTFLOL!! *dies; buys Sucky morning coffee*
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Whatever she thinks of the rest of us, I'm dying right now because she's on Good Morning America completely fucking up the lip-synching!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
hahahahahahahaha sucky!!
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"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:10am.
I'm fucking fat.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
some of you bitter bitches are just mad cause she has your ass down perfectly. seriously, some of you spend way too much time on this site. the days I do come here, its the same tired bitchy comments about the same tired people. now, you're throwing low blows bringing up the fact that she got her ass beat? PATHETIC.
Hmm, let's see...
Ri-ho-ho has gotten smacked, talked smack.
All that's left is for her to smoke smack.
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
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YES!!! Thanks for giving me even more reason to hate your overrated ass RiRi.
Oh and count me in with those who'd have no problem telling her that to her face. FAIL.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
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I am posting this again, because so many of you have not looked at it. You will laugh...
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/53378978.html#cutid1
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I don't wanna see you cuz I don't miss you that much
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Can't stand her and her obnoxious voice. Another untalented celebrity who needs to talk smack or get smacked to remain relevant.
bitch if we're so miserable why u still read them. oh and btb i WOULD say everything i say online to faces of every fucking stupid celebrity i talk about. then i would knock the fake ass veneers right out ya damn grills
Did she attend Brown or Vasser?
Typical celebrity ego shit. "You only don't like me because you're fat and jealous!!!!" Bitch, you're not perfect, you're not God. People are allowed to dislike you, you know. You're not above anyone.
I hate this dumb cunt. Also her hair looks straight from the Ronald McDonald House of Happy Wigs. OMG I MUST BE FAT AND RETARDED.
The most shocking part is that some of "these people", the horrible, hating, non-celebrity people, are Rihanna's fans. Although I never met one, I'm sure there is a Rihanna fan out there.
At least I'm not the one wandering around in underpants.
I thought u were serious and went to the About link lol
I'm shocked she can manage to read at all considering the millions of dizzying/blinding/LOUD colors always surrounding her face/body.
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And yet...she admits still reads them.
Aw Riri, did the nice man at your record company tell you that? Well Riri, I shall lay out my current situation and you can decide whether I'm a loser or not. I am a (published) writer, independently wealthy and living in a tax haven. I'm young, pretty, fit and have a hot, intelligent husband. I also have lots of cool, talented friends and only have to work about 4 hours a day. I generally take the weekend off.
The real reason people read this site is because the writing is funny and creative.
Love your videos by the way but lose the ketchup hair, it looks a little silly.
No one cares what this fat punching bag thinks. Go get beat up more.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She came across as not all that smart on the Graham Norton show. Colin Farrell on the other hand...but back to Rihanna. This is the arguement idiots always trot out: your just a jealous hater, blah, blah, blah. No, sweetheart, you need to get some education, read more, etc. and then we'll talk.
Bitch needs to get a clue. She's just pissed off all the stuff on blogs is negative about her. And rightfully so.
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
You don't need to hate your life in order to hate other people. So there.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
i have hated you from the start. i hate you even more now. die please.
In some way she's not exactly wrong - then again replace the negative in her description with appreciation and you have the average fan of a popstar.
And pardon me, RiRi has not anywhere near the talent to be reckoned as an artist for her art, so she goes for (her own words:) "... a community for people who don’t have anything else to do and hate themselves, they hate their life, they hate their job, they hate their appearance, they are uncomfortable with who they are so what makes them feel good is ..." obsessing about popstars no matter how artificial they make themselves appear. Lifesize barbiedolls like youknowwho.
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cannot find reality.sys - universe halted.
Dear B.B.:
As in Brokedown Beyonce, because that's basically what you are. While I thought you were cute and fresh when you first landed on the scene, I enver thought you were a vocal powerhouse or that talented. You were cute and non-threatening and a welcome vacay from the likes of your namesake.
NOW you wanna trip and act like you deserve Grammys and shit?
B.B., PLEASE!
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This ignorant trick needs to go away and get her education.Go and read a book you ignorant trick! I can not wait til she is in her mid to late 20s and her relevancy will be nothing...........when she is used up and DONE!