Tuesday, November 16th 2010
Bristol Palin And The Situation Teach Us About The Importance Of Abstinence
Bristol Palin, a girl who is only famous for birthing out a baby, and The Situation, an asshole who is only famous for birthing out new and exciting kinds of STDs, joined forces to shoot a pro-abstinence PSA. Clear their shelves, because a million more acting awards are coming their way!
Strangely enough, they didn't convince me to not put my wet parts on hard parts, but they are making a strong case for abstaining from anything with moving and talking pictures on it so you don't have to experience a mess like this again!
And sadly, it's also making me want to abstain from using the word SITUATION. I guess we can call it an "eyebrow case" from now on. DAMN THEM!
via Vulture
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I'm as left wing as they come and can't stand Sarah Palin but I'm all for abstinence.
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Magnums??? Really???? The Sitch probably has roid dick in which case only the pinky finger of a latex glove will fit him...Magnums ha!...bitch, dream on!
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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they put these two together b/c "palin" means repetitious in Latin, right? the real PSA here is: syphilis rots your brain
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
I think this video actually brings good advice... abstain from sex or you will turn out like these two idiots. Sure the two of them may be rich but what else do they have going for them? They are the laughing stock of society.
It's never too late to go back to school and get an education. That should be their next PSA.
Couldn't. finish. watching. these. two. Was too distracted by the urge of wanting a flaming comet to fall from out of nowhere and finish that whole situation.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I couldn't with either one of these bitches. They both look borderline retarded, inbred, and possibly related.
Maybe HE is the babydaddy!?
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I wish I could go back in time 25 years... to convince their parents to have abortions. The day that I listen to any advice from these braindead fake fucktards is the day I cut off my johnson & mail it to perez hilton...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I'd hit it. I had a couple down low guidos in my time.
his acting is a fucking situation..
I need magnums too. I can't even get the regular ones on. Why are they so small?
He should get nekkid to divert attention away from his face
In real life Briston Palin would not talk to "The Situation," cuz he's Italian, which means in Palinese "not a real American". It's the same concept as how she cringes when her probably gay dance partner hugs her while they wait for the results. The whole shit is so fake, it's like "The Kardashians".
I totally endorse these two practicing absintence.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Bristol's body is thick, like her mother's head. The whole shit about calling her a teen activist, when all she really is is a whore who got knocked up with a mother with a name is disgusting to me. I read one blog that discribed Bristol as a beautiful woman, and sincerely i was like what the fuck... lol...America has truly been dumbed down.. Time for Chinese food!!!!
WTF?! This bitch really made it to the finals? I'm pissed!
And who the fuck is taking advice from these 2 pieces of shit?
Oh yeah... Magnums? We all know he doesn't need those!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 8:47pm.
I would like to hear Bristol's thoughts on how Tina Fey owns her mother's bitch ass.
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Me too, three & four ^_^
Just finished watching Dancing with the Stars; she's still in and Brandy's out. What bull; HATE Sarah Palin!
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
fuckin can't stop lolling at the video still of the Situation nuf to comment on the rest !
****deeeep bref*** ETA: the idiocracy sure loves them their breeders lookin' fried to hell & back in ass grease.
Watching Bristol act is like watching paint dry. She is so freaking stale. I mean, I'm sure she's a nice person, but if I had a convo with her, I would find my mind wandering to what I'm going to have for dinner that night.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Can't stand TMZ but they've got some funny screencaps of a facebook war between the palin girls and some kids that didn't like their mama's tv show. Poor Bristol seem to have an emotional age of about eleven.
These two perfectly embody the concept of d-list.
His whole spiel is an act. He says those same dumb ass lines night after night to unsuspecting skanks who have no idea he prefers peen to poon.
And if Bristol is abstaining, it's only because the pickings are slim in her village.
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Am I losing it?
He seemed pretty natural and like he could possibly act. :x
Am I losing it?
He seemed pretty natural and like he could possibly act. :x
I would like to hear Bristol's thoughts on how Tina Fey owns her mother's bitch ass.
Is this commercial for abstinence or Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...20 years later?
Between his crooked face and her awkward lines, I'd never fuck again if I knew something like one of these two was going to be the product of my situation.
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Post showing evidence that suggests Sarah isn't the real mother of Trig:
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/07/sarah-palins-faked-pregnancy-big-...
Who da thunk it?
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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like his little dick would need a MAGNUM condom...lmao
Pauly D maybe...hehehe
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Agh. Two halfwits pretending to "talk". "Bris" needn't tell "Sitch" anything about abstinence since it's obvious he cannot get laid. His cannoli has no cream in it, his meatballs are tiny from 'roids, and his tanning has cooked his two remaining functional brain cells. These two are so vapid they cancel each other out.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I for one also believe Bristol gave birth to Sarah's "other kid". There's something too fishy about that whole thing. I was alwats hoping Levi would confirm it but either he doesn't know or he's keeping his mouth shut for some reason (lord knows he'll run with anything to the press).
Question: Who gave birth to the little Special Needs baby-- Sarah or Bristol Palin? Click here and you be the judge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQdYdCfl60&feature=related
What I wouldn't give for a Grizzly with the munchies to shred this whole inbred clan of fucktards.
Seriously.
This teenwhore grunts out two fuck trophies, and now is doing a PSA about abstinence?
The planet needs an Ebola cleanse, and let the single cells rule this rock for a while. We are too stupid to live.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Submitted by M.E.: "DO NOT PREACH ABOUT ABSTINANCE WHEN YOU ARE AN UNWED TEEN MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"
Especially one supported by wealthy parents, you (Bristol) self-serving, hypocritical, blob.
ProfessorVP:
I had not caught wind of the possibility of Bristol also being the mother of Trig. ESCANDALO!! Won't put it past these mountainbillies - you can't underestimate idiots in their pursuit of power and fame.
there needs to be a psa specifically directed for the "Situation" to inform him he's gay.
This PSA is so awkward, random, wtf, poorly acted that I cannot stop watching it.
That was so annoying it made me antsy; I'd never have sex again if it meant those two NEVER do something like this in the future...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Just in case anyone didn't know, Bristol cranks out luuuuv chillun like a salad shooter, and in reality, the "special needs child" Sarah Palin privately calls "the little retard" is really Bristol's. There is absolutely no evidence Sarah gave birth to it. Not only did Sarah's staff have no clue Sarah was pregnant, Sarah was a frequent flyer right up to the time she supposedly delivered. At the same time, Palin missed months of school, out with "mono." Y'know, the kissing disease of the 50s. Also, Sarah refused to release her medical records when she ran for VP.
Submitted by YourCuntiness on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 6:27pm.
Why the hell is her face so fat?
Because the rest of her is also fat.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Also.. this is so awkward. Both act like virgins terrfied of each other. What next? Advice to just avoid other people? A GUARANTEE way to not have sex. Stupid Republicans.
Why the hell is her face so fat?
I can't "bitch, please!" this one enough!
This is so lame that I could shit.
I realize in my fit of rage I spelled *desperation wrong.
My bad.
*puts straw in 5th of vodka*
I think this advert is a genius move on the part of the pro-abstinance people. Just looking at these 2 fucktards is making me never want to bang a guy or a girl ever again.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
Sorry, but I think I'm in the vast majority when I say my vag slams shut at the thought of boning The Fartuation.
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 6:09pm.
*slaps yucko*
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!
Don't be giving none of those producers anymore ideas damnit!
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Now you tell me what is wrong with the idea of having a serious role model represented in the ranks of young women of Hollywood? God only knows we could use some respite from skank-whores like Emma Watson, Carey Mulligan and the like.
lol@ "cooter cringer"
@M.E. :D
I mean, srsly? These 2? I thought the title was an MK smartass joke.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 6:04pm.
His face is making my cooter cringe. He's fucking UGLY!
Not even a full bottle of vodka in would I fuck him out of despiration.
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BWAHAHAHA!! Seriously, M.E.! Dude is a genuine cooter cringer. I can't even look at the guy. None of those Jersey Shore people. I feel like I somehow share in their scumminess if I look too long. I feel the same way about the Kardassians, Gosslins, and Speidi. Oh, I could go on....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*slaps yucko*
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!
Don't be giving none of those producers anymore ideas damnit!