Jessica Simpson Probably Bought Her Own Engagement Ring
Two things: 1) Jessica Simpson's ruby and diamond engagement ring, which looks like it was bought by a hoarder at a Gemco fire sale in the mid-80s, is from Neil Lane and cost approximately $100,000. 2) The Black AMEX card that was used to buy the ring most likely had the name "Jessica Ann Simpson" on it. ESCANDALO. Not really.
One of Jessica's friends thinks that there's no way Eric Whateverhisnameis paid for the ring since his financial situation is about as dire as Ashlee Simpson's vocal abilities. The friend tells Popeater, "No way could Eric, who doesn't have a job at the moment, afford to purchase such an expensive ring. Yes, he made a little bit of money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it herself. First, we find out that Jessica doesn't want to have a prenup, and now we find out that she might have paid for her own ring. It just doesn't feel right to me. We all want Jessica to be happy and finally find true love after all she has been through, but she doesn't understand that in the long run if she pays for everything it will hurt her relationship with any man."
Who cares if Jessica Simpson overpaid for a ring that perfectly resembles the garnet and gold-plated ring my sister got for her Confirmation. And who cares if Eric is going to get a chunk of her deep fried money pie when they eventually divorce in 3 (or less) years. The only thing I'd ask Chestica is if the dick gives her the same jolt of FUCKYES she gets right after she bites in a greasy piece of chicken from Popeye's. If she answers yes, I say empty your pocketbook and play on! Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account.
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didn't Brit Brit buy her own ring when she married FedEx? and we all know how that turned out...
This reeks of desperation.
If she wants to be all TRADITIONAL and get married in the first place, then she should at least have HIM buy her a ring, after saving up a couple of months of HIS salary.
That would be the honorable thing to do. I don't think anyone is asking him to buy her a damn rock that. But her buying her own shit looks beyond pathetic and downright desperate.
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It's sad, but every girl needs a big fat ring purchased by the GUY as insurance.
Meaning, the ring says to other guys "I'm taken," whereas the husband-to-be cavorts ringless.
If the engagement falls apart, the girl can hock the ring in recognition for her being off the market during valuable time in which she could have been hooking another hapless dude.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
What? I figured she had that ugly ring in her bedroom drawer and the moment that Nick got engaged, she gave it to her kept man and had Papa Joe take a picture? No way would anyone want that thing for an engagement ring. It looks like one of the $9.99 rings at walmart.
Oh well William didn't buy his fiance's ring either and everyone thinks it's SO SWEET what he did! Sorry, guys you're going to take the plunge by getting married do it right.... No having her buy her own and no hand-me-downs. WORD!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I wish everybody would just stop caring so much about how expensive + how big engagement rings should be.
Really when it comes down to it the whole engagement ring thing makes women look like another produce that men would buy.
I'm very proud to say that the ring my husband gave me not only looks unique as it's vintage and made of coral, but also that it must have cost him $250 at the most. I would never exchange it for a more expensive one.
And I'm not raising my girls to think they should pray for a big wedding + ring.
aaaaaaaahahaahahhaahaha!!! LOVING bigtittayed twat's swirl down the celeb terlit!
I keep deluding myself that Jessica Simpson really is one of a kind. Please. Don't let there be more "women" like her in the world. She is just toooooooo precious, isn't she? (NO Style, Never Any Style.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
That baby's still better looking than the blow up tranny holding it.
We all want Jessica to be happy and finally find true love after all she has been through...
^^^yeah that she brought upon her self for being stupid and selfish to leave Nick.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 6:54pm.
I heard the ring is free if you order two slapchops.
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LMAO!!
It looks like one of those rings advertised in the little magazine that comes free with the Sunday paper. Made from genuine cubic zirconia and 14kt gold plated aluminium.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 5:24pm.
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The new one! The replica looks prettier than the shit she has on now haha!
So what would've been wrong if the guy actually bought her a ring and, well, bought a more affordable one for a few grand? It would've been from him at least.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 6:54pm.
I heard the ring is free if you order two slapchops.
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Now THAT was funny!
WOW, all that money and she buys THAT ring, yikes! That ring looks cheap, the stones look fake. Oh well if she likes it that's all that matters I guess.
And she isn't getting a prenup? I can't even!
I heard the ring is free if you order two slapchops.
doesn't it look as if it's self-adjustable on the palm side. u know like the bubblegum ones used to be. they would either pinch your finger or break if you adjusted them too much. & the stones look like they're plastic. bubblegum budget.
THAT IS SOME AVON CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE SHIT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
So, you probably don't want to marry a dude if you have to supply your own damn engagement ring. Just sayin'. This girl is just getting sad and pathetic...like, fuck Jennifer Aniston,JS is bringing it to a whole. 'Nother. Level.
Oh, and I have nicer rings that cost about a tenth of that ugly shit on her finger.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I'm sure it was a gift from Papa Joe at some point in their odd relationship - now it's supposed to be an engagement ring from unemployed rentadouche.
I don't get why the fuck she would want a former mediocre football player who probably had to shell out some mad cash during his divorce.
I should feel sorry for her, but she's a lost cause who should be crowned the queen of Pathetica.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 5:27pm.
holy crap! i've got such a good idea for her initials! but, i digress..
i still think that Jessica's pretty... the baby.. yeah, that's another story for another day
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I think she's pretty too. Not too bright, but pretty.
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I hate when people put those headbands that look like bridal garters on babies' heads. This one looks like she was gift wrapped by the Crypt Keeper, confirming my suspicions about his sexuality.
http://www.weddingbitz.com/images/lace%20garter.JPG
Submitted by caprica six:"I'm sorry, her ring looks like someone ran over it flat. "
I totally agree. I don't like very high settings, but this thing is weird-looking.
Does she not realize how utterly ridiculous she looks announcing her engagement right after Nick and Vanessa?? She looks like a desperate FOOL!!
She's a mental midget when it comes to men post-Lachey.
holy crap! i've got such a good idea for her initials! but, i digress..
i still think that Jessica's pretty... the baby.. yeah, that's another story for another day.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
That ring looks like something my grandmother would have ordered from QVC for $50.00
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 4:29pm.
This is a replica of what her engagement ring from Nick looked like:
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Damn you just made that ring look even cheaper and fuglier. I didn't know it was possible.
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Which one? The new one? LOL
Are her inititals really JAS?
LOL, I thought of "jackass."
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Jessica definitely bought that cherry ring pop herself. She is looking way too desperate right now.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 4:29pm.
This is a replica of what her engagement ring from Nick looked like:
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Damn you just made that ring look even cheaper and fuglier. I didn't know it was possible.
I have seen that ring for sure on HSN as MK reported yesterday. No way would I pay 100K for a ring that I can buy for under $100. This looks like trash. Oh wait...
I'm still in awe over how ugly that ring is. I can't even get over it. Scandalous!
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Submitted by Brooke276 on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 4:57pm.
GEMCO???? Are you kidding me??? I literally snorted when I read that. Does anyone else remember trying to sneak their dirty ass into Gemco because you didn't have a membership card???
You'd find some abuelita rolling her shopping cart in and then come in 5 paces behind saying "GRANDMA! GRANDMA!" while the Card Guard flexed his eyebrow at you but let you through???
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Yes! That card was gold back in our house. You kept it like you kept your military I.D. Didn't nobody get my Gemco/Memco card.
Wow, this is shocking news! Next we'll find out fire is hot and Queen Latifah is gay.
Of COURSE she bought her own ring. She's probably not really engaged or even dating that dude.
She should probably get a refund if she paid $100K for that. Really, she could've done better by going to Jared's.
I personally keep the money and the dick separate.. I will never pay for dick!
GEMCO???? Are you kidding me??? I literally snorted when I read that. Does anyone else remember trying to sneak their dirty ass into Gemco because you didn't have a membership card???
You'd find some abuelita rolling her shopping cart in and then come in 5 paces behind saying "GRANDMA! GRANDMA!" while the Card Guard flexed his eyebrow at you but let you through???
Submitted by LASux on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 4:45pm.
Can someone please explain WHY the media covers this horse face with the man hands? She Can't sing. She can't act. She is uneducated. She can't dress and she's a heiffer. Yet she is in the news as if she is Ava Gardner or something.
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uuummmm.... boobs... what are you, new?!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Can someone please explain WHY the media covers this horse face with the man hands? She Can't sing. She can't act. She is uneducated. She can't dress and she's a heiffer. Yet she is in the news as if she is Ava Gardner or something.
Her ring looks just like a small child.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 4:04pm.
Considering what she had when Nick and her were together? major DOWNGRADE. But whatever.
I'm still going to believe that she lost it when Nick went public with his engagement to Vanessa and then she bought her own ring and announced her own engagement.
Eric isn't stupid. Why not marry a rich twit?
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This is a replica of what her engagement ring from Nick looked like:
http://www.inspiredsilver.com/p2257_925-sterling-silver-250ctw-engagemen...
And a replica of the wedding band:
http://www.inspiredsilver.com/p429_925-sterling-silver-eternity-wedding-...
Yessica buying her own ring is as shocking as Ricky Martin announcing he's gay.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Of course she paid for her own ring. Desperate fucking tramp!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Dolly_D:
Apparently, cubic zirconia digger, because between the two of those, they would have done better fishing for a ring at Chucky Cheese.
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Its like Brit and KFed all over again.
What is the male version of a gold digger? Cuz Eric is dat.
Considering what she had when Nick and her were together? major DOWNGRADE. But whatever.
I'm still going to believe that she lost it when Nick went public with his engagement to Vanessa and then she bought her own ring and announced her own engagement.
Eric isn't stupid. Why not marry a rich twit?
I agree with Provy... job well done, Eric.
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