Ma & Pa Spears Are Back Together Again!
Eight years after Daddy Spears and Lynne Spears both took their hands off the half-melted plastic ladle in their aluminum pot of coarsely ground loooove, they have put their hands back on and are stirring together again!
People says that Daddy Spears and Lynne Spears were grinding on each other at Boudoir in Los Angeles. YES, a witness-type says they were dancing on each other to their own daughter's songs. Lord, catch me as I fall. Watching Daddy Spears and Lynn Spears rhythmically hump on each other probably looks exactly like two elderly chickens with Tourettes fighting under a blanket in slow motion. Or like Demi Moore dancing in front of a mirror.
Another source says that this isn't the first time Daddy and Lynn have spent time together. Apparently, they've been licking warm grits off each other's nipples since this past summer. The source went on to say, "They are back together and are doing well and happy. They're not remarried but back together."
So now when Daddy Spears checks the possum trap in Brit Brit's backyard, he has a helping hand there to hold up the door while he wrassles up Thanksgiving dinner by the neck. And when the kitchen range breaks down for good, he can push it into the backyard for Lynn to use as a gardening table (my cousin did that shit, so I shouldn't joke) instead of throwing it out. Daddy Spears' partner in ratchetness is back!
And here's Brit Brit spending time with JJ the other day while hurting my everything with those mutant UGGS (?) on her feet.
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I used to despise this woman but now I actually like her A LOT. Besides Kylie, she's probably my favourite Monarch. Her father should be gangraped to death in a Saudi prison.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 6:22pm.
K-Fred is German. Not hispanic.
You take that back!
We've been through enough.
they have the same facial expression in thumbnail 8
Faces of FAS
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I say this, she always looks really happy when she is with her kids. Those boys might be the only thing that keeps her from going bonkers, so i wish her the best.
Lol about the Ross-Shopping, johnnysgirl. I hear ya!!
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Britney looks like a retarded angel. LOVE HER.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Get the pink wig READY YALL !!!!!!!! Brits Mommy needs a little $$$$$$$$$. I hope they cant CONCIEVE any more Brit Brits............GAWD........just GAWD at THAT thought. America might be catching on to the whole *exploit your mentally challenged 28 year old untill the only thing she hears are the voices in her HEAD* thing.
Her parents are creepy fucks.
Britney looks like she shops at Ross. I know this because *I* shop at Ross - but I buy the good shit and Brit clearly buys the crazy shit I look at and say "Who would wear this crap?"
Also, do her kids ever WALK??
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I'd slip Maw Spears the ol' kielbasa... don't judge!
Britney Spears really doesn't bother me. She has an actual personality and isn't afraid to be real. I think she's genuine. I do think she's very pretty when she takes care of herself.
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TIRESOME COW!!!!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
She has looked worse than this (my best attempt at a compliment) but her kid is downright adorable.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Papa Spears became real attractive once he had control of Brit's money.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
I was going to say something nasty and then I saw the pic of Brit Brit with the huge smile and it melted my evil heart a little. She actually looks really happy there.
So mamaLynne finally found a way to get her grubby nail tips on Britshit's money!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
"two elderly chickens with Tourettes fighting under a blanket in slow motion"
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
@koko
I have to say that britney was pretty cute when she first started out. HOWEVER, even that was achieved with a whole team of makeup artists, stylists, hairdressers, derms, photoshop and possibly plastic surgery.
Christina was kinda gorgeous. Tiny little thing with a HUGE voice.
@super martian
Are you Indian, per chance? I'm 24 and my parents get antsy when they see/hear me talking to a guy.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:58pm.
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Tell me about it. I am in my late 20's now and my parents demand to know the first and last name of my dates and the number they can reach him at because I have to call them within a certain timeframe so they know I am still alive. Sweet, I know, but damn.. I am a grown woman haha.
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Do your folks do background checks as well? :P My mom is famous for going on google and digging up dirt...drives me bonkers!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Yay! I'm so happy for Britney... Now that Mommy Spears is putting out in order to get back control, the crazy in Britney is bound to come out...
This is going to be fun to watch.... I love crazy Britney!
Britney has a "uniform". Frilly (usu. see-through)blouse, leg-baring bottoms (short shorts or miniskirt) and boots.
My mom uniform is jeans, black turtleneck or solid top, ballet flats/boots.
It's nice to be consistent ha ha ha.
Gah, don't click on the thumbnail of just Jaden. Those are some weirdass see-thru flappin ears he's got! Otherwise he's fine(well, he's NOT fine as long as he has Britney as a mom, but that can't be fixed).
Looks like Pee Paw Spears looted money from Shwamp Thang and got himself some of that there plastic surgery. So obvious. His eyes look awful.
"Sometimes I get so flushed. Do your palms ever itch?"
Britney was never beautiful, pretty, or cute (and that's fine)--she was always average with a whole lotta luck. She lucked out and got by on her "I'm a sexy slutty virgin tease" schtick. There is really nothing about her that stands her out from any other average middle america blonde chick. She went through a "hot" phase , as in guys wanted to do her, but there was never a real personality or anything behind the looks. She has bugged me from day 1...at least Christina was pretty/cute WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED (she definetly went down some scary path as well).
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She's actually pretty attractive. He looks like a Florida redneck. She could do better.
child pimps of a feather & all...
*sigh* What more can be said?
I don't think Britney will ever get her act together anymore. I don't think she cares anymore
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Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 9:00pm.
Aren't those kids like 4 or 5. They should be walking. She doesn't need to carry them like babies!!!
Remember, this is shitney we're talking about; the same chick who put soda pop in their sippy cups instead of juice, then wanted to make them have laser teeth whitening at age 2 when their teeth turned brown from rot. Bitch has no common sense; those aren't kids to her, they're "my stuffed dollies who have come alive..."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
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BWHAHAHAHAHAH!! Conservatorship = free cheeto "pills" to share w/ ex and fall fake in love all over again. Awww.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Yeah, she does, but unfortunately that look skipped a generation.
And those kids probably cannot walk anyway. They probably won't learn to read and write until they are 15.
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Aren't those kids like 4 or 5. They should be walking. She doesn't need to carry them like babies!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you...
That's too bad. They would have made perfect partners for Trish and Billy Ray
Those boots make her look so short and squatty...plus the added cheeto weight doesn't help.
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 6:58pm.
Depends on whetehr she got knocked up trailer-park bayou style, at age twelve.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He looks like Randy Quaid!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Is it just me or does Lynne look kinda great AND NATURAL esp for her age.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
WHEN YOUR BOOT FLAPS FLOP YOUR SOCK SLOT DROPS...that is all.
9 times out of ten, when I see a Britney Spears photo I want to take a scalding hot shower with Clorox and scrub with a Brillo pad.
Am I alone in this sentiment?
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Shitney's days of looking good are behind her. With her floppy dried up titty bags (with downward turned nipps), tree trunk legs and slumped posture, she looks like a hagged out mid 40 year old woman. Her mom looks way better than her...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
The kid doesn't have FAS. Have you ever seen Britney before all the plastic surgery, when she was a kid on the "Mickey Mouse Club"? She looked slow.
Tip: turn off the volume.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g290QqBBFo4
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:58pm.
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Tell me about it. I am in my late 20's now and my parents demand to know the first and last name of my dates and the number they can reach him at because I have to call them within a certain timeframe so they know I am still alive. Sweet, I know, but damn.. I am a grown woman haha.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
BLUE BALLOONS AND SOFA BATTERIES! CHOCOLATE TIMES ON THE TOILET WITH TOILET MASK FLASH! GREEN BEANS AND TENNIS BALL CANS! CALL THE COUNTY!
It's a cellybration...
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I'z bringin' the green bean casserole.
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Are those TAX free green beans? *side eye to ESE*...
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Are there any other kind?
*side-eyes everyone*
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TAX SIDE EYES....
back fat Sally Mack....
*curls up into a fetal postion*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
BLUE BALLOONS AND SOFA BATTERIES! CHOCOLATE TIMES ON THE TOILET WITH TOILET MASK FLASH! GREEN BEANS AND TENNIS BALL CANS! CALL THE COUNTY!
It's a cellybration...
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I'z bringin' the green bean casserole.
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Are those TAX free green beans? *side eye to ESE*...
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Are there any other kind?
*side-eyes everyone*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Not only does she dress stupid, she dresses her kid stupid too. Nothing goes together. I heard rumor that one of her kids was Autistic.
I remember watching one of those "Behind the Music" type things about her when they talked about how when Britney was 14, Lynne met up with a 17-year-old senior who was filthy rich with a mansion and tried to set Britney and him up.
My folks still give me shit about guys and I'm in my twenties so I cannot imagine my mom forcing me to date an older guy (course 3 years difference is not large but it is when you're 14 and 17).
Britney has never had any control of her life and has just been her parents' puppet. No wonder she's batshit.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:30pm.
aawww, come here Tiger!... *motions to scratch behind Tiger's ears*... i was just warning you of the fees that would befall you for such an elaborate cellybration. i didn't want you to go into the bathroom and... wait... why does your nose look all powdery? those TOILET BATS have lead you astray, haven't they?... i've seen that glaze in your eyes before!... Tiger, i'll pay the taxes for ya!! NNOOO!!
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It's too late to CALL THE COUNTY on me...I've succumbed to the TOILET FLASH MASK...and you needn't blame the TOILET BATS...You tired of my BOOT MOVES...years ago...Don't deny that you have been sharing TENNIS BALL CANS with another...I can smell it all over your SOFA BATTERIES...so please, please, just let me be... and soothe in solitude my aching BUTT BURN...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think it's quite possible he has generational FAS...guess which side THAT came from.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:30pm.
aawww, come here Tiger!... *motions to scratch behind Tiger's ears*... i was just warning you of the fees that would befall you for such an elaborate cellybration. i didn't want you to go into the bathroom and... wait... why does your nose look all powdery? those TOILET BATS have lead you astray, haven't they?... i've seen that glaze in your eyes before!... Tiger, i'll pay the taxes for ya!! NNOOO!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
BLUE BALLOONS AND SOFA BATTERIES! CHOCOLATE TIMES ON THE TOILET WITH TOILET MASK FLASH! GREEN BEANS AND TENNIS BALL CANS! CALL THE COUNTY!
It's a cellybration...
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I'z bringin' the green bean casserole.
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Are those TAX free green beans? *side eye to ESE*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...