Ma & Pa Spears Are Back Together Again!
Eight years after Daddy Spears and Lynne Spears both took their hands off the half-melted plastic ladle in their aluminum pot of coarsely ground loooove, they have put their hands back on and are stirring together again!
People says that Daddy Spears and Lynne Spears were grinding on each other at Boudoir in Los Angeles. YES, a witness-type says they were dancing on each other to their own daughter's songs. Lord, catch me as I fall. Watching Daddy Spears and Lynn Spears rhythmically hump on each other probably looks exactly like two elderly chickens with Tourettes fighting under a blanket in slow motion. Or like Demi Moore dancing in front of a mirror.
Another source says that this isn't the first time Daddy and Lynn have spent time together. Apparently, they've been licking warm grits off each other's nipples since this past summer. The source went on to say, "They are back together and are doing well and happy. They're not remarried but back together."
So now when Daddy Spears checks the possum trap in Brit Brit's backyard, he has a helping hand there to hold up the door while he wrassles up Thanksgiving dinner by the neck. And when the kitchen range breaks down for good, he can push it into the backyard for Lynn to use as a gardening table (my cousin did that shit, so I shouldn't joke) instead of throwing it out. Daddy Spears' partner in ratchetness is back!
And here's Brit Brit spending time with JJ the other day while hurting my everything with those mutant UGGS (?) on her feet.