Sebastian Bach's Still Got It
The ghost of Taylor Momsen's future look, Sebastian Bach, was slipped into a pair of handcuffs first thing this morning at a bar in Toronto after he allegedly murdered a wine glass by throwing it across the room before biting at an employee who was trying to control his rage. Sebastian not only looks like one of the Real Housewives of Orange County without her face paint on, but he fights like one too. I'm into it.
The Toronto Sun says that 42-year-old Sebastian got into a fight with the staff at Riley’s Old Towne Pub. When they told his ass to get out, Sebastian headed for the door with a glass of wine in his hand. They told him he had to leave the wine glass, so he pulled an "If I can't have you, nobody can!" and threw it at the front door. That's when the owner of the bar tried to hold Sebastian down until the cops got there. While the owner hugged Sebastian hard, he got bit in the hand. The cops arrived and found 1.95 grams of weed in Sebastian's pockets. He was charged with with assault, possession of marijuana and mischief. He will face a judge in Toronto sometime today.
All of this foolery could have been avoided if Sebastian politely excused himself from the argument to smoke a little of the good shit in a bathroom stall. Instead of biting into a ho's hand, Sebastian would've wanted to bite into a piece of fried grease at KFC. And trust me, unless you're Vampireina Jolie or pepaw zombie Keef Richards, biting into fried grease is much more delicious than biting into human skin.
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"Sebastian Bach's Still Got It"
if by "still got it" you mean "scar the chidren mentally" then i agree. didnt anyone tell him halloween is over now?
SB never ages... hawtmess ==)
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Gaston Lachaille:"It is not impossible, it just happened! I was refused, rejected, rebuffed and... repudiated!"
*best "Bill Lumbergh" voice*... i'm gonna have to ask somebody to go ahead, and... yeah... take a pair of tin snips to his pointer, and pinky fingers.... yeah, that would be great.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Back in the day I walking walking through Times Square one night behind a bunch of skinny girls in spandex pants. As I passed them I saw it was Sebastan Bach & his bandmates.
WTF is growing out of Sebastian's left eye?
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can see he still is a world class prick...very macho Sebastian throwing wine...what a pussy. I saw him on some show with Ted Nugent and some other hard core rockers starting a band...and he came off as such a wuss. He put on tight running shorts and had to lose weight...kept the band waiting all the time, and then when one of the guys porn star wife...the real pretty one with dark hair, had some models over for photos, he acted like a horny 12 year old...and his wife was there with him while he was oogling these porn models....I would've punched him in the nuts right then and there...he seems like a world class douche to me...back in the day and now...word to you Sebastian you are not in the 1990's or mid to late 1980's anymore, take Mr. Vince Neil and change your outdated image cause you guys look ridic.
The only thing Sebastian Bach "still got" is my contempt. He was soooo hardcore back in the day sporting around that homophobic t-shirt like it was some big joke. What new single is his old ass promoting: "Eighty and Life"?
Submitted by jsl48813 on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 1:32pm.
Dude looks like, "Buffalo Bill" from "The Silence of the Lambs. "It put's the lotion in the basket..."
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Leland Stottlemeyer, for all you Monkies out there that don't know. I about fell over the first time I watched it and put that one together..
42 ??????? holy fuck. I would have guessed 62.
Partying like a rock star your whole life, is not good for you, kiddies.
Anyone else remember that mess of a reality show he was in w/ his family? Jesus.
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Marsha Brady Winners 2010
Axl Rose: http://www.live4ever.uk.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/axl-rose64.j... (Because she's so down [low].)
Ted Nugent: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2008/08/ted-nugent-200a-082...
Vince Neil: http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/03/17/previews/Vince%20Neil-SG...
Gene Simmons:
http://www.mutineermagazine.com/img/blog/0809/gene_simmons_000.jpg
(Slash is excused because at least his hair covers most of his face; plus, I heard he's nice.)
Bret Michaels:
http://www.inewscatcher.com/timages/cf3ff6f959e3a009422486cbca83ee6d.jpg
Yes, Sebastian wore the infamous "AIDS" t-shirt then backed off when he started getting heat for it. Someone refresh my memory here, but didn't this creep also get hauled into court for kicking a 15 year old girl in the face at one of his concerts? He seems like an accident waiting to happen.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
i dont know anything about him, except that i also loved him in gilmore girls. so sue me.
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Caprica, I think that's an awkwardly angled view of the metal "devil horns".
*******Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 12:42pm.
Somebody please tell these hair metal fools that after years of hard living, it's time to put away the long, teased hair and tight leather pants look. It just doesn't work anymore.******
I find it really fucking embarrassing. Let's not even get into how Axl Rose looks these days, desperately clinging to what's left of the hair he had back in the day. Sad. Just cut the damn thing off.
That's why weed is better than booze. MK's right, he should have smoked.
Who this? Should I know?? Why's he got a half shaka hand gesture up??? So confused
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
He should cut those fucking disgusting split ends off.
Look at her back in the day!
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/6/17/f_1212442934fm_c0735da.jpg
(I almost forgot [and I'm sure he and his publicist wish I did] that he's the one who wore the t-shirt that read "AIDS: Kills Fags Dead." He later offered this lame-ass apology, saying something like how his grandma died of cancer and that he wouldn't like it if someone was wearing a t-shirt that read "Cancer: Kills Grandmas Dead." Because so many people have those t-shirts.)
He was pretty funny on "Celebrity Fit Club" except for when he had a tantrum and spit on someone.
Two words, Sebastian: Conditioner and Scissors
Bjork, I was one of the lucky winners Banned By Metallica from Napster. The irony is I bought all their CDs (even Reload), but let my college boyfriend use my computer unsupervised. I guess I should be grateful he only downloaded Metallica songs.
This guy is an asshole! I remember him wearing a tshirt that said, "AIDS, kills fags dead". I've disliked him since then.
Priorities, people! The real issue here is his non-existent eyebrows! He has joined Whoopi Goldberg, Glenn Close, and a lot of other scary eyebrowless fuckers.
Metallica was so douchey to Napster.
Limewire has been shut down.
He was awesome in the Gilmore Girls. He's known to be a bit of a hot head though. I've seen ciips of him freaking out and having a full on tantrum during an interview. He's an angry drunk
dave mustaine = complete tool.
I do NOT like that guy. Never did.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango
I still think Lars Ulrich is hot, though :)
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It's already been mentioned on this board--the documentary "some kind of monster" about metallica. Did you see it? I will never look at lars the same again. blechhhhh! (not that any of them came off that well) and dave mustaine...ewwwww!!!!
sebastian was always good for a laugh. i'm going against the grain here to say he looks pretty good for 42, CONSIDERING!
18 and life to go....
Dude looks like, "Buffalo Bill" from "The Silence of the Lambs. "It put's the lotion in the basket..."
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 1:11pm.
Hey Sebby......split ends are no longer hawt. You need to chop off about 6 inches.
Or, you look too fucking old to be a guy and have hair that long.
42? I question that in that a) he looks like shit if that's his age, and b) his band was around when I was in jr. high I think, and he didn't seem that young even then.
Bjork - HEY!!!! I was like 15!! Give a dumb cunt a break!
*listening to White Lion*
Submitted by M.E.: "Back in the day I would have given Sebastian my cherry. Yes. I would have. It was between him and Kip Winger. *hides*"
You'd better hide.
Back in the day I would have given Sebastian my cherry.
Yes. I would have. It was between him and Kip Winger.
*hides*
I meant to say Celebrity Fit Club! Duh!!
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I was thisclose to meeting him back in the day ... dude was SMOKIN' hot.
Now? Not so much.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Awww.... I really liked him on Celebrity Rehab. I hope he gets his life together.
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He had a great voice and I really liked him in Gilmore Girls. Dude can act.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 12:15pm.
looks like Owen Wilson dressed up as Vince Neil for Halloween.
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I also thought it was him!
It's one thing to lose your looks or not age very well, but there's NO excuse to end up looking like Vince Neil.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 12:15pm.
looks like Owen Wilson dressed up as Vince Neil for Halloween.
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Ha! Ha! Jack, that is one of your funniest posts! (And dead-on!)
Team smoke-a-bowl is right! I know they say all alcohol is the same, but I feel kind of let down that Sebasty wasn't doing Cuervo shots with Molson chasers.
Wine? Please. Probably white zinfandel!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Bye Morb! ♥
Hey Sebby......split ends are no longer hawt. You need to chop off about 6 inches.
Gotta get ...... time to go to sleep now so I wont fall asleep at work tonight!
Good to see everyone!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 1:05pm.
Morb - have you visited the forum lately??
Me? Nope. Keep forgetting aboot it.
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No.. last time I went in there it was as dead as the old lady they rolled in last night to my work.
I hope they have VO5 in Canada because that shit is drier than mah crotch after marathon sex!
*squirts a 'lil K-Y on Bach's head*
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Morb - have you visited the forum lately??
Me? Nope. Keep forgetting aboot it.
I thought that was Melissa Etheridge after a really long night.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
“All of this foolery could have been avoided if Sebastian politely excused himself from the argument to smoke a little of the good shit in a bathroom stall”
Exactly MK. That's what you or I would have done.
Fuck the wine, Vaporize! Vaporize! Vaporize!
"The ghost of Taylor Momsen's future look"
I guffawed at that.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 11/15/2010 - 12:37pm.
i didn't consider sebas the hot one in the band...there was a hot piece that played the drums, who was quite furry in the right areas that i thought was waaaaay hotter...
Agreed, I love me some Lars Ulrich
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M.E. - I'm great. Don't get much D time anymore :( and I miss you bitches like crazy!! So many new faces up in here.