Zsa Zsa Gabor Is In The Hospital Again
Seen her in better days breathing in the sweet muskiness wafting off of Burt Reynolds' stache, Zsa Zsa Gabor once again suffered a medical emergency at her mansion in Beverly Hills this afternoon. TMZ says that Zsa Zsa was lounging on her pink silk princess bed under a crystal chandelier when one of her legs started to swell up like the time her vengeful maid switched her Cle de Peau face cream with St. Ives.
Zsa Zsa's personal doctor immediately ran up the marble staircase to her bedroom to examine her. Zsa Zsa's doctor discovered a huge ass blood clot in her leg and called for an ambulance to take her to UCLA Medical Center. Her doctor was worried that the blood clot would travel up her leg and start to fuck with her vital organs. FYI: Zsa Zsa's doctor has x-ray eyes so do not question his skills.
How many times has Zsa Zsa been in the hospital this year? And how many times does she keep slapping at the angels who try to take her to heaven? Keep slapping those angels, Zsa Zsa, because crystals will stop sparkling and marabou feathers will wilt without in the world.
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I thought she was dead already!!!
Remember that story where Prince von Heirloom was helping some women in need and they ungratefully left him stripped and belted to the steering wheel of his Bentley? You know that's just the tip of the iceberg. It'd be classic if, in a clear moment, Zsa Zsa got with her scriveners and wrote him out of the will.
On the other hand, she's been an asshole to everyone her whole life. Maybe it's cosmic payback to be married to the caddish Prince and wheeled around on gurneys as you fade.
I realize she is so old she's practically petrified but IMO, someone needs to take a long hard look at Prince von A-Hole. He would benefit greatly if she karks it.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 6:15am.
That photo must be REALLY old because Burt Reynolds actually looks semi-hot
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He didn't look too bad here, either..
http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2007/02/a_naked_burt_re.html
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Poor thing, I dont think she'll last much longer. That fucking weasel husband of hers wouldn't be doing her health any favours, he can't wait for her to drop off
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
That photo must be REALLY old because Burt Reynolds actually looks semi-hot.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 7:10pm.
My cat pooped out an egg noodle a few weeks ago.
It was whole and everything. The noodle just came straight out of her butt.
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Uh...
I thought she was dead for a while, actually. :/
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Loved her sister Eva on Greenacres (one is allowed some childhood mistakes). Zsa Zsa I know only for her off-screen dramatics. She excelled at being an over the top Drama Queen, I have to grant her that.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I will be really sad when she dies. She was the last of the living soap opera bitches!
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You know Burt's thinkin " Is there a cooler guy than me or what?"
I think it's those Hollywood whackers who were chasing the Quaids.
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I'm sort of impressed that Michael knows about Cle de Peau.
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I second ME. The Banshe spent 10 days in the hospital with a pulmonary blood clot. That shit is not to be trifled with.
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Someone just pull the plug on me when I start to get like that.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Maybe she's preparing to be a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. No? Off base/
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 7:01pm.
Old bitches get those swollen feet and legs. This co-worker bitch I got, her mom is about a trillion years old and this bitch had the nastiest swollen foot holy hell, her toenails got swallowed up hardcore, she uses a walker.
I thought of this bitch when you said ^^^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO4mBPsUQWM&feature=related
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gee, Sucky thanks for that visual...*pushes dinner with egg noodle 'toenail look alike' away*
lmfao
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 7:01pm
Old bitches get those swollen feet and legs. This co-worker bitch I got, her mom is about a trillion years old and this bitch had the nastiest swollen foot holy hell, her toenails got swallowed up hardcore, she uses a walker
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Her toenails got swallowed up??? Merde! C'est bien hardcore.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 7:04pm.
Hey wait a minute! Isn't Prince whathisname who swallowed the bee, her hubby? What was he doing lounging by the pool while her leg blows up and she's sent to the hospital????
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Right? He was SUPPOSED to be on the phone with the taxidermist!
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Hey wait a minute! Isn't Prince whathisname who swallowed the bee, her hubby? What was he doing lounging by the pool while her leg blows up and she's sent to the hospital???? I'm sensing trouble in Paradise! ESCANDALO!
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Blood clots are no joke!
Old bitches get those swollen feet and legs. This co-worker bitch I got, her mom is about a trillion years old and this bitch had the nastiest swollen foot holy hell, her toenails got swallowed up hardcore, she uses a walker.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.