Jessica Simpson Is TOTALLY Happy For Nick Lachey
Just so you know, the world's chocolate shortage has absolutely nothing to do with Jessica Simpson finding out about her ex-husband Nick Lachey getting engaged to that Vanessa Minoloblahnicksorwhatever trick. NOTHING. And at the Sizzler the other night, when Jessica was lurking outside of the kitchen door and pounced on the server as soon as he came out with a try full of cheese toast. She didn't do it to drown her sad feelings in cheese, butter and carbs. It was just a regular Sunday night for her! I mean, that cheese toast is pretty damn good. But I digress...
On Ryan Gaycrest's KIIS-FM (via People) radio show this morning, he asked Jessica to respond to the rumor that she's sad about her ex getting married. She said this was not true:
"I am extremely, extremely happy for him. I couldn't be more happy for Nick. I don't know where all those rumors came from. My mom actually called me and told me that everybody was saying that I was 'saddened.' And I was just in complete shock. You know, our relationship was over a really long time ago, so it would be nice if everybody could move on with us and really just celebrate the love between him and Vanessa. I do, and I wish them nothing but the best."
While Jessica is happy, I'm saddened that the ravishing shoulder-to-toe red leather ensemble she's wearing in the picture above hasn't made the comeback it deserves. Please tell me Jessica is going to wear it to Nick's wedding. Please!
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That outfit. Oh my. She never did know how to dress herself, even when her body was bangin'. I think she cries a bucket every day for the man who has yet to ride in on his little GI Joe-modeled Hummer to complete her Barbie Lifestyle. She's full-feminine natural Barbie now, didn't Mattel send you memo?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Wasn't Judge Judy Sheindlin wearing that outfit in a pic on Dlisted a couple of months ago? It looks familiar anyway.
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I don't believe Jessica for a second...isn't she just a sugar mama now?
Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:26pm.
Horseshit. Papa Joe was all about the benjamins and decided that Nick was bad for her "career" and orchestrated their divorce. Her spectacular failure at everything she's since tried was the result of that savvy business decision.
Yes, this is what happened. I think her appeal with the Jackass guys is that, well, they're the Jackass guys and she was married (forbidden) and sort of America's Sweetheart. It was funny to bang her. She was hotter then, too. I think Papa Joe thought rich and famous guys would be lining up for her, but the ones who did were players like Adam Levine just to see if they could and then word got out about her clingy, desperate behavior. Way to go, Papa Joe.
whatever became of that football player that nick was dating?
I don't get it. Why are there two identical pictures up?
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OMG! I think Jessica is totally adorable in that outfit!!! hahahaha
omg that is a HOT MESSS!!! LUVVVVVVVVV
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:24pm.
No one eats Sizzler anymore....I know here in Cali they've shut most of them down for being dirty shit-holes.
When I was a kid...I remember it was a treat to go to a Sizzler and the line was always out the door. Oh how the mighty have fallen...lol.
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OMG Sizzler! Yes, I remember going there some years back. We had just been seated when we heard the unmistakable sound of someone puking their guts out in the restroom. Yes, it was so loud you could hear it in the dining area! We excused ourselves and made a bee line for the exit. Never went back and they shut down shortly thereafter.
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In the next city over there is a place that has dueling Sizzlers practically across from each other. And this is a fairly urban city in the Bay Area. Mr.K actually enjoys and/or wants to go to Sizzler when we pass them. One of my most traumatic memories is when I was drunk on my 30th birthday (still from the night before) and I had to drop off some paperwork to my future place of employment. It was probably 11:00 AM and the only place around to eat/drink was a Sizzler. So begrudgingly drunk I (we) went in and I just ordered those little wine bottles while Mr.K got a steak. I was sitting there in my skinny jeans and the top button popped off. I was like "great, I'm at Sizzler at 11:00 AM on my 30th birthday and my buttons are popping off".Breakdown followed.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
That outfit is HEINOUS. All-leather outfits look like hell on anyone, and that color, ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Goes to show, she has never had a lick of fashion sense.
love that fruit by the foot outfit. I forgot how everyone looked like an unemployed super hero in 1996-1999
Whether she's happy about Nick or not, when she finally does get engaged and married for the 2nd time (then 5 more after that), she'll probably whoop it up Mariah Carey style and be in everyone's face like it was the last wedding on planet earth forever. ETA: That vermillion leather outfit is so Encino->Westlake Village. Her figure was still hot then so I can't hate on the whole look. She probably couldn't get the pant leg past her calf the way she's going lately.
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I like Nick Lachey. I mean, I know I shouldn't, but I wathed Newlyweds and he was a seriously decent dude, and wasn't at all like what you'd expect. He was mature, loving, unpretentious, attentive. I would marry a guy like him in a second. I think in the end Jessica is going to regret letting him get away.
I'm sure she'll have her own engagement soon. Of course, since her current man is unemployed, she'll be paying for the ring herself.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Homegirl may have failed in a potential music career and but she's making fucking bank with her shoe line at Macy's.
However, when it comes to love and men she will NEVER succeed and be happy unless she cuts ties with Papa Joe, but I don't think that'll ever happen anytime soon.
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who cares what that untalented, braindead, skeezy lardass has to say about any subject?
the "Rock-afire Explosion" to be exact...good times.
Taking his cue from the Hulk Hogan school of rebound, Nick is marrying the first ho to come along after his divorce from Jessica. No way is that shit gonna last.
never had The Sizzler in Wisco growing up, it was all about Showbiz Pizza and the creepy animatronic critter band.
He looks like a monkey wearing a suit--the suit's wearing him, not the other way around. And she is just NO.
He looks like a monkey wearing a suit--the suit's wearing him, not the other way around. And she is just NO.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:24pm.
No one eats Sizzler anymore....I know here in Cali they've shut most of them down for being dirty shit-holes.
When I was a kid...I remember it was a treat to go to a Sizzler and the line was always out the door. Oh how the mighty have fallen...lol.
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OMG Sizzler! Yes, I remember going there some years back. We had just been seated when we heard the unmistakable sound of someone puking their guts out in the restroom. Yes, it was so loud you could hear it in the dining area! We excused ourselves and made a bee line for the exit. Never went back and they shut down shortly thereafter.
You're welcome for that little story.
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
That's an awesome story!! :))
Imma go eat mah lunch now. lol..
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Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:57pm.Jessica did not look well on Project Runway. Very bloated and worn. I thinks she's hitting the sauce.
Yeah the BBQ sauce.
At least they'll always have that picture to reflect fondly upon
NE = New England. There are Sizzlers in Nebraska.
I have never been to a Sizzler. I am a loser because I just went to their website to search for the closest location. They have 2 in NY, a few in FL and then the rest are out west and in Hawaii. So if you are in NE like me, no Sizzlers to be found.
She's got kind of a spawn of Satan look on her face in the banner pic.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:24pm.
No one eats Sizzler anymore....I know here in Cali they've shut most of them down for being dirty shit-holes.
When I was a kid...I remember it was a treat to go to a Sizzler and the line was always out the door. Oh how the mighty have fallen...lol.
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OMG Sizzler! Yes, I remember going there some years back. We had just been seated when we heard the unmistakable sound of someone puking their guts out in the restroom. Yes, it was so loud you could hear it in the dining area! We excused ourselves and made a bee line for the exit. Never went back and they shut down shortly thereafter.
You're welcome for that little story.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Fashion disaster aside, she still has a neck here, gawd almighty, she still has a neck.
Jessica did not look well on Project Runway. Very bloated and worn. I thinks she's hitting the sauce. God bless her. The only starlet in Hollywood who doesn't use coke, meth or heroin to drown her sorrows for fear of weighing more than 90 lbs.
What colour is that anyway?
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:48pm.
I guess the last time you ate there WAS the last time. :-P
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Truth hurts :(
*salutes Cheese Bread*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:18pm.
WHAT THE FUCK THE ONE THAT'S LIKE 15MIN AWAWY FROM ME ISN'T THERE ANYMORE FUCK GOD DAMNIT
FUCK
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I guess the last time you ate there WAS the last time. :-P
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Oh - the stripes on Nick's tie go one way on one and the other way on the other. Wait. No they don't. Need help.
She would look pretty foolish if she said she hated millafolders and was jealous Nick had found a stable relationship, while she is dating every tom, dick or harry that will have her.
yeah, I remember that too, she thought she was so fucking cute when she farted. ugh. go away now.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:28pm.
So whats up with the double picture? Is this a find the differences game or sumpin??
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The game is: Figure out which picture Jessica Simpson looks more glamorous in. SPOILER: YOU CAN'T.
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LOL!!!!!
I thought I was having difficulty!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Damn I forgot what she looked like when she was that thin.
This should tell her she needs to get away from daddy and take control of her life.
A) This statement of hers couldn't be any faker if she had a spokeswhore composing it for her.
****Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:59pm.
Yeah. I'm sure she's deliriously happy about her post Nick life--yo-yo weight gain, questionable fashion choices, rent-a-dicks, and her non existent music career. Yeah, she is SO happy
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What s/he said, exactly!
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B) I almost didn't recognize her in that red sausage peel she is wearing. I totally forgot how thin she once was (not that I mind her full figured, it suits her).
So NO; she won't ever wear that sausage skin ever again... unless she miraculously loses half of her current body mass.
C) Who gives a damn about that trick that z-lister what's his name is schlorking down the isle with?
Next!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:28pm.
So whats up with the double picture? Is this a find the differences game or sumpin??
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The game is: Figure out which picture Jessica Simpson looks more glamorous in. SPOILER: YOU CAN'T.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So whats up with the double picture? Is this a find the differences game or sumpin??
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Horseshit. Papa Joe was all about the benjamins and decided that Nick was bad for her "career" and orchestrated their divorce. Her spectacular failure at everything she's since tried was the result of that savvy business decision.
"Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:18pm.
Yeah this is low rent, but when I was younger Wendy's used to have a buffet. It was fun to go there on lunch break, except for being bloated and tired when you got back to work."
It really isn't. I'm a proud survivor of both the KFC and Carl's Jr. buffets. Represent!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
No one eats Sizzler anymore....I know here in Cali they've shut most of them down for being dirty shit-holes.
When I was a kid...I remember it was a treat to go to a Sizzler and the line was always out the door. Oh how the mighty have fallen...lol.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I think that Jessica, while she's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, has a pretty face. Even with a little bit of extra weight, she'd look perfectly fine--and perhaps even really good--if she'd fire her GD stylist and wear clothes that FIT. Same goes for Mimi, although she'd be a harder case.
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Yeah this is low rent, but when I was younger Wendy's used to have a buffet. It was fun to go there on lunch break, except for being bloated and tired when you got back to work.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:03pm.
She needs a gig, how about a Mickey D's spot with her rollin' around in pig shit while crushin' a McRib?
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lolol, sounds as appetizing as Kim K and her damn salad commercial. Because god knows, if a salad makes your ass that big, I'll have the fries, supersize, please.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:14pm.
I have not seen a Sizzler on the East Coast since 1995 when the one in Manhattan closed down.
Is this still in business in other parts of the country?
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WHAT THE FUCK THE ONE THAT'S LIKE 15MIN AWAWY FROM ME ISN'T THERE ANYMORE FUCK GOD DAMNIT
FUCK
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Mmmmm Hmmmmmm ..... riiiiiight Jessica. I think once she broke up with Nick she thought the men would be begging her to be with them, instead she ends up being clingy and scaring them away.