Guess Who's Knocked Up Again?

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit: "... You're probably not old enough to remember this, but having said that, do you remember a 'reality' show/documentary about the Laud Family of Santa Barbara in the early 1970s? All the kids became messed-up..."

They aired the documentary about 10 years ago on PBS and had a follow up. Lance got AIDS and became an activist, staying very close to his mom, who dumped their Republican dad (remember the photo of him smiling with Reagan). Lance died a few years ago.

Check out the Albert Brooks movie "Real Life," a terrific spoof starring Charles Grodin.

My aunt, who has had three children, just had surgery to repair a prolapsed womb. Is Michelle's made out of steel or something that she's able to pump out baby after baby without her organs going south?

Ugh. The Duggars are so, so creepy. I could give a damn about a lot of the financial aspects of this farce they call a family; what bugs the shit of me is the way the girls are turned into little Stepford nannies for their younger siblings.

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You know how the saying goes, 'Every fourth baby born in the world is Chinese.', well you might not have known but every sixth is a Duggar. (Be afraid when 'Duggar' replaces 'Smith'. Be very afraid.)

Josh looks like the type of guy who is seething with rage and hate inside, kind of like a Patrick Bateman. It's like he's fake smiling on the outside but inside he is planning the murder suicide of the family. There is definetly something off about him. I loved their fake unenthusaistic joint announcement "...we're...ex-pcting" with fake forced smiles. I finally just watched the clip and that family truly scares me in their catatonic quasi- cheerful sound of music clan feeling they want us to believe.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

On one of the episodes (one of the few I watched, don't judge me!!!), Josh said he wanted a wife that was like his mother. ??!!! Now, alot of ppl do end up in relationships with/married to people at least somewhat like their opposite sex parent (for straight ppl), but it's not a fucking conscious decision!!

There should be a new reality show where that dick Sarah Palin hunts the Duggars & their kids in the wilderness, instead of wolves. It's really a win win. She won't got to prison but an insane asylum so in the end all the problems related to both the Pahlins and Duggars are neatly ended for all of society.

Submitted by Stessie1216 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 6:29pm.
so many things that bother me but have any of you noticed the following?

Son named Josiah and daughter named Josie

One daughter named Johannah and another named JoyAnna

The have named 4 kids the SAME freaking name. What the hell

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Good catch. I don't know what the freakin' hell is wrong with these people. You're probably not old enough to remember this, but having said that, do you remember a 'reality' show/documentary about the Laud Family of Santa Barbara in the early 1970s? All the kids became messed-up. Look to the past to see the future. In 25 years they'll do a show called 'The Duggars Revisited'. I can only hope I will have departed the earth plane by then.

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Not everyone pays sales tax. Non-profit organizations don't.
As for these people...sickening.
And Today Show, PLEASE stop hosting them every single time a kid pops out! Or they announce a kid *will* pop out!

so many things that bother me but have any of you noticed the following?

Son named Josiah and daughter named Josie

One daughter named Johannah and another named JoyAnna

The have named 4 kids the SAME freaking name. What the hell

And Meredith was kinda short with them this morning, unusal for her, she usually is sugary sweet to the Duggars

So that would make her what, 4 weeks along? hoop de fricken doo. Will people please stop watching these famewhores so they can fade back into the 16th century where they belong!
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!

God, I'm 23 and I cannot imagine having one baby, let alone two.

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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND!!!!!!!!"

Ha, ha!!

But really, as if those fools would know a gay. If anyone gay came around them, they'd kidnap him/her and put that person in one of those cure-gay-people camps (aka, gay reparative therapy). Upon graduation, she/he would be married off to a Duggar, all cured and stuff.

(And what sassy gay person would be around these corny-ass, Bible thumping, schmucks anyway?)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893735.ece

Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:23pm.

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Actually, they do pay property tax. I found it online, as it is a matter of public record. It was something around $11,000 for 2009 if I remember correctly. And of course they pay sales tax. Everyone does. You can't get exempt from that. There is no ministry exemption, as people claim. I'm not pro-Duggar - they bug the hell out of me - but I don't think it's fair to skewer the facts.

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Submitted by vegaschick on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:04pm.

I actually watch the show and I feel bad for Anna that she's going to spend the best years of her life pumping out babies, she seems like a nice girl.

I don't know anyone besides whacked out Christian fundamentalists who actually want a house full of screaming brats, so better them than me. I just have to wonder how many of these families survive on Ramen and bologna all in the name of doing God's work. They don't have that nice TLC paycheck coming in the way Jim Bob does....

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That's what really disturbs me.

My motto generally is live and let live, but I worry about all the others in the quiverfull movement who don't have that TLC check coming in, are living in a shack and scraping up crumbs, while the asshole 'man of the house' is lording it over mom and her 15 babies that are one year apart....that can't be good for them and society in general...

Breeding like cockroaches. I'm willing to bet that if they were a minority, the public would be screaming that they should be using some form of birth control and calling for their heads on a platter, rather than praising them and parading this bullshit on TV.

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:23pm.

HUZZAH for their bull shit "debt free living", it's just another con game. TLC never mentions and the Today show et al. never asks about their tax exempt status, non-profit ministry, why they pay no sales tax or property tax (and live in a 6000+ sq ft house). Plus they now have so many frickin' dependent deductions that the IRS would owe them money every year. I hate these freaks.

TLC wants people thinking that this is a family. It is not a family anymore, it is a business. They profit from the exploitation of religion just like any other fucking mega church. Add in using their offspring for profit they're no better than your local pimp down on the Ho track. These "Quiverfull" baby hoarders make Octomom and Kate look like a breath of fresh air.

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AMEN!!! I fucking hate "Today" for continuing to have these idiots on their show. WHY?! I literally don't know anyone who doesn't despise this family. Who the FUCK wants to wake up with the Duggars announcing ANOTHER pregnancy?! Fuck off Today show, and fuck off, Jim Bob & Michelle.

Did anyone see the episode of "Say Yes to the Dress" (yes, apparently I'm admitting that I watch that shit sometimes) in which Michelle & her entire clan went to the store to pick out a gown for her vow renewals to Jim Bob? That shit was ridiculous. She wanted a dress that was "very modest," which basically meant puffy sleeves & a turtleneck. And every time she came out of the dressing room, Jim Bob would lean down & kiss her. *skin crawls* Somethin' just ain't right with this family, ESPECIALLY Jim Bob. He was a fucking CONTROL FREAK regarding the style of Michelle's dress.

Here's the clip in case any of you hate yourselves & want to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZXMGgG5lM

How much a year can Jim Bob possibly make with a fledgling car dealership ? I just don't get how they are able to "buy" all the major appliances in their house, along with food, clothes(not so much),upkeep etc for 22 people. I'm sure a ton of it is free or "donated" but they also have a big old shuttle bus, RV, etc. It does not add up to me.
EDIT : JUST KIDDING ...my brain is fried today because I momentarily forgot that TLC pays for EVERYTHING.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

"Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:41pm.
More M names for consideration ..."

How about 'Moron' which I think is appropriate...

I sort of think this family are OK-it surely aint my scene and women are not fucking brood mares but as long as they support the whole litter I suppose its their business-its a little worrying how submissive the girls are though and the last one that Michelle knocked out had all those problems so hopefully shes done.
Hey at least they dont jam their beliefs down everyone elses froat!
BTW-on the subject of Octomom-she did NOT have insurance but went to a Kaiser hospital to spawn her litter and Kaiser sent the bill to Medi Cal and so guess whose paying for her fuckery- my state taxes!

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

HUZZAH for their bull shit "debt free living", it's just another con game. TLC never mentions and the Today show et al. never asks about their tax exempt status, non-profit ministry, why they pay no sales tax or property tax (and live in a 6000+ sq ft house). Plus they now have so many frickin' dependent deductions that the IRS would owe them money every year. I hate these freaks.

TLC wants people thinking that this is a family. It is not a family anymore, it is a business. They profit from the exploitation of religion just like any other fucking mega church. Add in using their offspring for profit they're no better than your local pimp down on the Ho track. These "Quiverfull" baby hoarders make Octomom and Kate look like a breath of fresh air.

She thanks God for making her miscarry?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

The only thing more disgusting than this alien breeding farm is the Today show publicizing this mess. I hate the Today show. They're nothing more than a video tabloid.

I thought they put those headbands on babies to keep their brains from falling out.
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"You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time."
"I was promoting the art of dance."
"With nude loitering, nude and disorderly conduct, and nude drunken driving?"
"I was not drunk. I was ON PILLS!"

They have trained those kids to behave for the cameras. I hate it when people put those stupid looking headbands on babies. Shame on the TLC for pimping out these huge families who we all know are getting government assistance from responsible members of society.

Hey, ARtsy! I'm from AR, too, you know.

*fist bump*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:56pm.

QBK and Mr Mercury - don't forget Malachi... *shudders* Children of the Corn!
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MalaCHAI, if you want even yet still more precious spelling LOL

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

I wonder if Josh has found the courage yet to tell his wife and extended family that he's gay? Don't live a lie, Josh!!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:56pm.

QBK and Mr Mercury - don't forget Malachi... *shudders* Children of the Corn!
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That would be totally lost on this fambly - it's a biblical name, and they've probably never heard of Stephen King. I mean, look at Michelle - I doubt she got even as far as the Sally books; she probably only read about Dick, Jane and Spot.

I almost, kinda, sorta feel sorry for her, because the pressure has got to be intense to follow her mother-in-law and knock out babies in droves. But she had to know - even while dating this boy - what would be expected of her.

Although some say the Duggars are fine and run their family smoothly - I just see this as sad and pretty damn strange. Their pooor, aching bodies.

Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:47pm.

Josie and Michelle were at UAMS which is a teaching hospital, and therefore exempt from certain things that other hospitals are not. Apparently they were there because the equipment was state of the art, or something. But I was wondering if there was more to it than that. Maybe not. But from what I have heard living in Little Rock, I don't think I'd want to have a baby at UAMS (University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences).
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I think you answered your own question. State-of-the-art equipment was most likely the reason.

Teaching hospitals are not free clinics. I don't know about Arkansas, but where I live, the funding of teaching hospitals prevents the hospital from turning away patients who don't have insurance - but that doesn't stop the hospital from billing. Here, private hospitals can turn away people who don't have insurance or other demonstrable means to pay, but the university hospitals have to at least pretend to treat the indigent, and afterwards, they do send bills.

Regardless, government funding is still someone else paying the damn bill.

lmao cakey!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

QBK and Mr Mercury - don't forget Malachi... *shudders* Children of the Corn!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:53pm.

artsy - m or f? how old are you? did you go to school here?

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YES, A/S/L EVERYONE PLEASE

ME, I'M 11/F/MONTENEGRO

artsy - m or f? how old are you? did you go to school here?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:41pm.
More M names for consideration ...

Mooriah (b/c Mom's uterus will be as big as a cow's once she's done spitting out behbehs)

Madysyn (with precious spelling, of course)

Mikayla (with soap opera character name spelling)

Mychel (more precious spelling)

Maybelline (wait, are they allowed to wear makeup?)

I'd say Magnum but these fuckers don't use condoms, and probably don't drink champagne either (yay more for me!).
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...and don't forget:

Meelysah
Mahsin
Mytchell
Margyree

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

"been here since I was 6. I'm in the fort..."

No kidding! I was born in the Fort! Well, born there and raised elsewhere, and now I'm back.

How cool to find you. I send greetings from da capital city!

I wonder if they do gift exchanges around Christmas time. Buying 22+ gifts for a family is a little much.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

"That last Jim-Bob/Michelle fetus spent 4 months in the hospital following the C-section"

Josie and Michelle were at UAMS which is a teaching hospital, and therefore exempt from certain things that other hospitals are not. Apparently they were there because the equipment was state of the art, or something. But I was wondering if there was more to it than that. Maybe not. But from what I have heard living in Little Rock, I don't think I'd want to have a baby at UAMS (University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences).

I'm a dork. Someone help me out here. Did their tax or religious status have something to do with them going there?

I don't get it. Josh is the oldest of, what, 19 kids? I was the oldest of 3 ( by 5 and 10 years), and that was enough to keep me on the Pill til the age of 30. Religion is one hell of a drug.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:14pm.
Mackynzie. The child was doomed from the start, even before that stupid name was glued onto it. All these people are insane.
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I like the name!! not the spelling but the name is reserved for precious angels!!!
*side-eyes my daughter* :P
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I also like the name...but not the spelling.

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:40pm.

been here since I was 6. I'm in the fort...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

More M names for consideration ...

Mooriah (b/c Mom's uterus will be as big as a cow's once she's done spitting out behbehs)

Madysyn (with precious spelling, of course)

Mikayla (with soap opera character name spelling)

Mychel (more precious spelling)

Maybelline (wait, are they allowed to wear makeup?)

I'd say Magnum but these fuckers don't use condoms, and probably don't drink champagne either (yay more for me!).

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

"I live fairly close to this compound... it's unreal."

Jack-n-the-hat, are you a native Arkansan or a transport like me? I live in Little Rock.

Submitted by The Bitch In Red on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 11:53am.

Who the fuck is paying for all these kids?
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Everyone else in the country is, in more ways than one.

That last Jim-Bob/Michelle fetus spent 4 months in the hospital following the C-section (fuck me for even knowing that shit). That's an easy half a million bucks. After being home a couple days, it had to go back to the hospital due to poop-shy issues or something, for another couple of months. And Empty-Headed Michelle had serious pregnancy issues.

Even decent health insurance plans have lifetime maximums. These crackers have used theirs up, I am certain, and once the insurance company says they're done paying, the kid qualifies for Medicaid. The mother, at this point, is probably on Medicaid, because no insurance company in their right mind is gonna cover any more of her uterine fuckery.

Jim-Bob is/was in real estate. He probably was part of an association, where he was part of a group health insurance plan, and probably paid less than a thousand a month for a family plan. The rest of the damn group ends up with higher premiums because of this.

Health insurance is NOT magic money. Someone is ultimately paying, and it isn't the insurance companies, because they're only in business to MAKE A PROFIT.

I think the daughter-in-law will be the breakout. After 5 babies, she'll bail, because she probably only signed up with this fug family for the fame. Once she realizes she can't keep up, sow-wise, she'll leave the gay hubby and write a tell-all.

I hate these people.

"That's what I could never get about the Duggars. Any couple with even just one kid knows it's virtually impossible to find the time and privacy for sex. How do they manage to do it with all those kids around? Plus, if I were one of their brethren, it would seriously ick me out to know that I'm watching my brother and sisters while my parents are down the hall screwing."

Something tells me that they don't go at it for very long. Michelle is on her back, Jim-Bob is on top, he pumps for two minutes, injects, pulls out, and he's done and off. That's it. So when you spend two minutes doing your bedroom business, you don't have to worry about privacy or being seen screwing. They barely screw to begin with.

LOL snowy!!

*bows up and gets all redneck like*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

LOL JACKO, i was wondering if you'd defend lil G!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:14pm.
Mackynzie. The child was doomed from the start, even before that stupid name was glued onto it. All these people are insane.
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I like the name!! not the spelling but the name is reserved for precious angels!!!
*side-eyes my daughter* :P
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

lmao lora!!! I can hear him now:

*talking to the girl*
"what What WHAT areyoudoing?!! So his parents shot out a bunch a kids and he thinks you should do the same to yourself? TO. YOUR. SELF.?!!! you're a stupid bitch..." he's a funny fucker.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

I'm seriously hoping there is a rebel in that clan that is willing to lace the drinks with some birth control pills. This shit is seriously getting out of control.
Enough with the baby making! The earth is full!

Mackynzie. The child was doomed from the start, even before that stupid name was glued onto it. All these people are insane.

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 11:56am.

Submitted by lora on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 9:52am.

THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHA that made me spit out the tea i was drinking!!! LOL!
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hahahahahahahahaha :P
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After talking to Anne and Michelle he would then swing his scarf around his neck and say "What a stupid bitch!" and sashay away.