Billy Ray And His Mullet Are Back On The Prowl At The CMAs
As Tish Cyrus trolls around the door to Kip Winger's bus hoping she'll be able to ride that peen while crossing another name off her cum bucket list, Billy Ray hit the carpet at the CMAs in Nashville tonight wearing a mullet that'll make any middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier lock her drawer, take the rest of the day off and invite him over for a little sweet tea under her carport. Business in the front, party in the back where a trash can full of Meister Brau is on ice and Noah Cyrus will carve you a fresh piece of raccoon from the barbecue.
And you can almost smell the matin' odor wafting off of Billy Ray in these pictures. He's ready to git him another wife woman! Sandra Lee better curb her cocktail time or she might go from the First Lady of New York to Billy Ray's main mullet fluffer.
Here's a few more pictures from the CMAs tonight so far. In order: BR, Carrie Underwears, Katherine Hagel with Josh Kelley, Lindsay Lohan a hot bitch named Lynn Anderson, Julianne Hough, Kellie Pickler, Sandra Lee, Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban and Falcor Rimes.
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sushi, I think she started off playing it, but on the chorus it looked like she was concentrating on the vocal and skipping the guitar part.
omfg, I just found out Justin Bieber was in my town tonight. No wonder there seemed to be fuckery in the air.
I'm 38 and don't have nearly the crows feet that Julianna Hough has. And she's supposed to be, what, 22? Come on, Jules.....
TEAM GOOPY!!!!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Did you think Goopy was playing guitar? It looked like she was faking it.
Yeah, Goopy sounded as good as anyone else who sang. But she looked stiff as a board and pigeon-toed or something.
Thank goodness for that, so I have something to bitch about.
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:16pm.
Julianne Hough's song sucks! I agree with Fishy, there are some good country songs out there you just have to look.
My favorite singer is Miranda Lambert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpSgA8ddoY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpSgA8ddoY
I can't fucking stand Carrie Underwood's strained singing. That song about her mother not worrying really sucked ass.
I hate to say it but Gwenyth wasn't bad.
Goopy isn't a bad singer.
*ducks*
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Douchechill!
I remember a few years ago when Faith Hill was shown getting all pissed when Carrie Underwears won an award over her. So this year Carrie is one of the bitches.
And cuntry music is all about cheatin', so LeeAnn isn't gonna get any shit from these people.
HAHA Kidpepple in his tassles. Does he think this is country circa 1982?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Yep. Billy Ray looks like George Michael.
MK, shed some light on Keith Urban please. Why does he look like that? Specifically, why does he look like a dweeb from middle school who gets the shit kicked out of him everyday?
cprincess
Country is ok these days if you give it a chance. Lots of catchy sentimental songs with clever hooks.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I sincerely hope that mullet is a wig....
It is.....right?
OH FUCK! Did you know there is a country dude named Jon Stewart? The fuck!?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Little Keith Urban must have some mega lifts in his shoes to reach up to his wifes frozen face...
The annoying chick from dancing with the has beens-isnt she Gaycrests beard nowadays-I have heard her song - I wouldnt exactly describe it as singing-shes the type that when I was at school I singled out for extermination-I hate perky little types-they always make me want to kick their teeth in...
Tell you what Carrie Underwears has a good stylist cos she always looks really good.
Im surprised Leanne Rhimes showed her face-I would have thought all those country folk would have kicked her man snatching teeth in and anyway has she put out any records recently that have been hits-she needs to now shes got a gigolo to support...
WTF is Heigel doing there and shes looking very Joan Crawford in the face-has she been at the botox?
Whats up with New Yorks new first lady-shes gonna have to put those tits away-all those East Coast wasps and jews dont go for the trashy look...
Lynn Anderson is by far the most glamorous.
Anyhoo-country is kinda crappy nowadays but I love me some Johnny Cash,Patsy Klein and Wynonna...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:06pm.
I guess Leanne is the cunt in country.
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Awww I thought she did ok.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
No I missed those cracks about the outsiders but they are richly deserved. At least Nicole K won't try to sing. I saw Moulin Rouge in the theater and will never look at musicals the same way.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
muppetmouth=granny without her teefs in.
yeah, they all do seem to be bitches, too. Did you hear those cracks at the beginning about those outsiders from hollywood thinking they could just come to nashville and take over country music? I really think they were serious, not just joking.
I hope Sissy is gonna sing.
Billy Rays face looks like George Michaels from a few yrs back
I guess Leanne is the cunt in country.
fishsticksfan, I thought the song sounded familiar, couldn't place it, but I thought she sounded terrible. She looks like an old granny, too and is probably a granny actually anyway.
But everyone applauded and acted like it was the best performance in the history of the world. I thought she was gonna barf at one point.
Garrranteeee I'm waiting for GOOP. Reba was doing this weird methmouthed thing with her jaw.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
howareya!! ARe you seeing Reba's muppet face while covering If I was a boy?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 9:48pm.
Am I the only watching this crap?
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lolol, I'm waiting for GOOP. I thought I missed her a couple commercial breaks ago when she wasn't mentioned as "coming up," but I think they're saving her for the end.
I have to say that all these country people are kind of bitches even the dudes.
A little whore will sing her heart out an then? Everyone golf claps while gritting their teeth. I mean guys in glittery blouses supposed to be serious western and they are botoxed to the nines and throwing side eyes?!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Am I the only watching this crap?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
And not for nothing, Nicole Skidmark, we are not fooled by your attempts to look the same height as your dopey husband. Especially in those idiotic shoes. Ditch him and find a tall husband. Or is that impossible for you?
I thought for sure that was Brad Pitt at first. Which really isn't a compliment to either one of them.
So this is Sandra Lee, our First Lady-elect. She looks like the Valene Ewing exhibit at Madame Tussaud's, but more drunk. If I had to go to work in Albany every day, I'd be shellacked all the time, too. It's the ugliest of the capital cities. (Never let Nelson Rockefeller design anything. You'll regret it.) I think Andrew Cuomo should break up with her and replace her with Sara Lee.
Sandra Lee???
Nicole Kidman's shoes are nice, but they simply do not go with her dress.
I dunno man; Billy Ray is looking more than a little like George Michael circa 1990. I don't think this is deliberate, just an unfortunate coincidence. Cyrus is obviously trapped in the late '80s/early '90s, which I guess was his heyday. Jerry Seinfeld was right: Dads develop a look in their prime and then keep it forever.
Sorry but pretty much everyone looks *low budget glamour* in these outfits.
And Leanne put some fucking pants on!!! No body wants to see your cooch.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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I'm not so bothered by Billy's mullet rug as I am about his flavor saver.
Nicole looks like a freak!! To go from being so pretty to so ugly!! Too funny. Too ironic. So deserved.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:46pm.
Whoever Julianne Hough is (1st pic 3rd row) that's a look that would make any actress look gorgeous.
She was one of the dancers on Dancing with the Has Beens until she left to pursue her career in country music. I'm not a country music fan so the only other thing I know of hers is her Juicy Fruit commercial, lol. She looks better here (at the CMAs) though, she used to have that pretty, but generic, fake blonde look....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dip_ThFvjKI
billy ray hey looks like a don johnson wanta be.
why is carrie changing her dress every single commercial? + she's in the oil of olay commercial.
reba is destroying beyonce's song.
only watched for george strait...disappoints & lady antebellum...love them.
Lynn Anderson! Good to see her out and about. You look a hell of a lot better than Granny Freeze, and you can sing too!
What the fuck is Sandra Lee doing there?!?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:46pm.
Whoever Julianne Hough is (1st pic 3rd row) that's a look that would make any actress look gorgeous. Certain people should clip that photo out and bring it to their hairdresser 'Antoinne' and say "this".
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ITA. It looks pretty and natural. I like the makeup, too.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Nicole Kidman has something strange going on in the facial region. She really looks like she is thinking, "Oh dear God, make Keith stop touching me!!"
Poor Kelli Pickler. She looks like someone from The Real Housewives of Nashville and who drinks before 10 AM.
Whoever Julianne Hough is (1st pic 3rd row) that's a look that would make any actress look gorgeous. Certain people should clip that photo out and bring it to their hairdresser 'Antoinne' and say "this".
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:41pm.
here is lynn, singing one of my favorite songs from when i was a little girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ
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I KNEW her name sounded familiar!
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Reste
Seeing Falcor Rimes in motion is a million times worse than seeing stills of her. She is one of the ugliest fuckers I think I've ever seen. And fucking Taylor Shit sounds like a 4th grade talent show reject.
here is lynn, singing one of my favorite songs from when i was a little girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ
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The McCanns Did It
mm. no
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:05pm.
looks like
kuntry brad pitt
jag off sportin' power mullet
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Ahahaha...very funny. I tried composing some haiku about the busty old gal next to Katherine Heigel but I figure I'm 20 pounds and a pair of flesh-coloured support hose from being her, so I'd better zip it.
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Hmmm.
Guess I am only one who thinks Nicole and Keith look adorable here. Her shoes rock.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:27pm.
In my gayelle dreams, the busty blonde showing her engagement ring is Carrie Underwears' fiancé. I mean, look at the 11th pic... see the sexual tension between these two? Right?
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I don't know. In my gayelle dreams, the busty blonde would find another busty blonde. Underwears has no tits.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
A- There's no fucking way Julianne Hough is even in her 20s. I'm picking 33.
B- Hagl looks like she somehow got her cunt loose from the eraser end of my pencil after I twirled it to make her hair go crazy.
C- Where the fuck is Joan Van Ark hiding now that Kidman has depleted the Botox supply in LA?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
1. Bill Ray's hairpiece is a no
2. Carrie Underwood...yawn
3. Katherine hockaloogie is annoying
4. I don't know who Lynn Anderson is, but her dress is hot
5. Nicole Kidman needs to stop messing with her upper lip and thank God she finally went back to red after all those years of white blonde hair and dark witch-arched eyebrows. Blech.
6. LeAnn, LeAnn, unrepentant and shameless as ever
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Good god, Heigl, Nicole and LeeAnn look like utter shit. BTW, LeAnn? Where's Eddie now? I hope you chained his nutsack to the ground, because it's like they say, once a cheater...
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"