The Goblin Of Louisiana Strikes Again
I swear, Lil Wayne gets a paternity request as often as I get an anonymous e-card from inSPOT. Whoops, I got another in my inbox. And whoops, Lil Wayne's got another one in his inbox too. Yes, another one. Even Maury is through with Lil Wayne's gremlin sperm attacking ovaries and he no longer has the voice to narrate Weezy's paternity results.
A woman in Missouri claims that every time she stares into her 8-year-old grandchild's face, "Magic Dance" from Labyrinth plays in her head and this could only mean one thing: the kid is related to Lil Wayne! TMZ reports that while Lil Wayne was making soap bar art at Rikers, he was served with a court order forcing him to submit a DNA sample before December 9th. The legal papers state that the woman has reason to believe that Lil Wayne knocked up her daughter 8 years ago. The daughter's name isn't anywhere on the court papers and TMZ doesn't know why this is so.
If the DNA results prove that Lil Wayne's the father, the kid will be his fifth...that his ass knows of.
Weezy and all his baby mamas must be looking to spawn. I mean, everybody knows that if you're going to mess with Weezy like that, you not only have to put a condom over your head to blur the intensity of his face, but you also have to put a condom over every inch of your body! Weezy's all-powerful goblin chowder can seep through your pores and travel to your ovaries. You don't play with that. Dude seriously has bionic bunny sperm.
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Ii hereby volunteer to give him a vasectomy free of charge. As soon as I find my garden clippers.
Lol. He looks like that gremlin named stripe. What an ugly mother-fucker!
My sister had a baby with a man she was married to and earlier that day he had another daughter born to him... guess who wasn't faithful? The girls (sisters) are very close and attending each other's weddings in Mexico this year.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
I just can't even, don't even WANT to, imagine how he conceives so many children.
How fucking hard up for money do you have to be?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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People who spread around lots of DNA eventually acquire and spread HIV
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
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Submitted by Gem on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 8:22pm.
Between Little Wayne's face and Billy Ray's spiffed up mullet, I'm going to be having bad dreams again tonight....
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*passes Gem x-strength dreamcatcher dusted w/ a light coating of xanax*
Seriously. Today was WTF day, for sure.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Between Little Wayne's face and Billy Ray's spiffed up mullet, I'm going to be having bad dreams again tonight....
Lil wayne's coming. *crosses the street*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
WTF???!!! He looks like one of those shrunken heads - every time I look at this....*thing*....it makes me itch! brrrr!
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
He still looks like one of those jungle pygmies in The Mummy Returns.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
condoms rock!
Another walking STD. He's short and ugly. But you know every ho within a 5 mile radius of him tries to jump his stick hoping to get a monthly paycheck out of his sperm.
YES! Bonus points for the Labyrinth reference. Jareth for LIFE!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:15pm.
Obviously Mexicans aren't he only ones who can become breeding machines.
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kiss my ass!
I blame this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oS5EJanmGw
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:26pm.
"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:15pm.
You may want to delete this comment before someone has you banned. It is a bit racist."
As a girl who is Mexican, I think it's fine.
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Originally Posted by Mossgard
The issue here is not t he dildo OR the fact that you consider it huge by comparison.
The issues are..... do you try to hide it thinking he may be a little intimidated by it? No. If he's not a big enough boy to seperate play from reality then maybe he shouldn't be having sex. And what would you do if the two of you discussed toys and then he discovered your hidden prize? Trust is the main thing, his inferior but adequate size is not.
Secondly, play is about fun, not comparison. That's why you have a large dildo becasue you don't have a large penis to play with. That doesn't mean it's the only size you enjoy, just that it would be silly to have him, a size 5 and a dildo, also a size 5.
It's like my Suzy Suc-O-Matic....if I had a girlfriend that sucked, it would be silly to keep my Suzy around becasue it would be a duplication of services. Same with your Mr Gigantica .... keeping him around is not a duplicate service since your boyfriend has such a small pecker.
You know what I mean.
Tell him and let him deal with truth.
I think if you're just in the same room with Lil Wayne at least one chick will get pregnant. I still don't understand how he knocked up Lauren London.
Sexing Lil Wayne?!? Only one words come to mine UGH!!
So, is it just me or is anyone else going to use inSPOT to fuck with their friends????
I wouldn't fuck him or even touch any part of his body if he was the last man on earth.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
I couldn't, I just couldn't. There's not that much money in the world.
This is just a money grab. Since the is grandma, and not the daughter, I will spell it out.
Lil Wayne, you are NOT the father!
(Followed by grandma running out of the courtroom and sinking to her knees in a corner).
His random tattoos, especially the "jail ink" on the face, make him look like someone who suffers from the occasional psychotic break.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:22pm.
god he is so hot I could shit.
SHIT A BABY
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
And he has stogie breath!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
He's got the most random fucking tattoos ever... "I am music" scribbled over his right eye? seriously?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
HOw a piece of shit like this became famous is beyond me. He's a criminal who does not deserve the money or "fame".
Makes me fucking sick.
Ugly though he may be, Lil W. is getting his. Groupies don't care about looks as long as they can hook up with a "star". He might be the baby daddy for who knows how many kids, but don't the women who participated in fucky times carry 50% of the responsibility to not get pregnant? Or is he that big a meal ticket?
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:17pm.
I'm sure that a person has to have some sort of evidence that there was even a possibility of contact with a celebrity. From this story, it sounds to me like the girl was underage, got knocked up, and wouldn't tell her mother who the father was/might have been; I can't see any other reason the baby's granma would be the one starting the legal action. Maybe she has since dropped hints about it. And maybe the babymama is dumb enough to think that not ratting him out proves her love, or some shit like that.
In my state, for noncelebrities, the baby's mother just has to make the accusation. If the man is proven to be the father, he has to pay for the DNA test. If he doesn't show up for court/submit to the test, he's presumed the father.
This guy is beyond ICK NAST
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Ewww!! How could he have people wanting to sleep with him. He is extra creepy looking!
in a few short years we will be surrounded by a bunch of roach looking humans...all curtesy of this fugly person and the stupid chicks that willingly lay under him...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
We think Miss Wayne is homosexual. Why does he.......aww forget it....no way is he gay.
"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:15pm.
You may want to delete this comment before someone has you banned. It is a bit racist."
As a girl who is Mexican, I think it's fine.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
MK needs to post some new shit STAT, I'm sick and tired of refreshing this page and trying not to puke when I see Wayne's atrocious mug. Hell, I'll even settle for a Phoebe Price post.
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god he is so hot I could shit.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ha, one look at him and everyone screams "guilty!"
He's being accused. Like Michael Jackson was all the time.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:15pm.
You may want to delete this comment before someone has you banned. It is a bit racist.
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WHO FUCKING CARES!
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Wait so is there more "evidence" than just grandma has a hunch? How does that whole testing thing work anyway? Do you even have to give a good story to get a DNA test from a celebrity? I mean I always hear about the crazy stalker ladies that are absolutely sure that Keanu Reeves, Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio etc are the father of their chilren. These dudes should just have a DNA sample at their lawyer's office at all times.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
My favorite part of Labyrinth was the Magic Dance, specifically the part where Bowie threw the baby up in the air and walked away. I didn't get why Jennifer Connelly didn't want to just stay there hanging out with David Bowie, except for the part where those monsters tried to pull her head off and play basketball with it.
But having an ugly goblin baby with Lil Wayne, I just don't get. I mean, he seems like the type that wouldn't even take you on a McDonald's date before wanting to fuck. And really, how badass is a motherfucker if he can't get the chick to just blow him? Why does the bitch have to get hers, too?
neuter his ass
w/ rusty knife
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Why would any woman want to the horizontal hokey-pokey with him?
Icky to the nth degree.
*voms*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:08pm.
These ladies are doing it wrong. If your babydaddy has to pay support to a bunch of kids already, your payday is going to be slim. Rudimentary math. Although these people aren't too swift to begin...
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Honey, you're asking dumb bitches to do division. Shit's HARD.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
would not hit
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:11pm.
This is the ugliest POS I've ever seen. And how he gets pussy is beyond me.
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He has "I am music" & a gun tattooed on his forehead.
Boobshit Mcgee needs to step up her stupid head tattoo game.
Waiting 8 years to collect checks from a millionaire sounds fishy.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
He wasn't even famous eight years ago!! Who would let this freak stick his fuck-meat in them when the only thing they could hope to get out of his Frankie Muniz-approved ass would be a plastic pimp cup and a Sisqo cd?
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A wombn in love with her vulva can heal galaxies of unchallenged pain and frustration.
~ Diva Nejah
He must be incubus. There is no way any woman in her right mind would willingly sleep with him.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
For the fuck of shit, people, WEAR CONDOMS.
Damn!
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