They're Trying To Take Down Gay Fish Again
Guess nobody told Kanye West that the NOISE!!!! is from his MAC BOOK AIR keys wailing in pain as he punches them over and over again with his finger tips during his latest nervous breakdown via a Twatter rant. And I hope nobody tells him, because I love it when Gay Fish gets a case of violent Twitterhea.
This time, Kanye exploded over an interview with Matt Lauer he taped yesterday morning in NYC. Kanye was there to talk about his new album and of course Matt asked him about the George W. Bush thing. As Kanye tried to explain that he believes Dubya is the Shug Avery to his Miss Celie, the Today show producers played the clip of him stomping all over Taylor Swift's dream bubble at the VMAs a couple of years ago.
This twisted Gay Fish's ass lips into a bunch and he vomited out his frustrations in a melodramatic monologue that reads like it came out of the mouth of Norma Desmond as she lay on her velvet fainting couch waiting for Butler Max to bring her smelling salts. The stunt queen extraordinaire never disappoints. Take a walk towards Kanye's "tantrum corner" and read what he blurted out in a series of Tweets:
Man I'm heading to Abu Dhabi finna go to Ferrari Land YESSSS!!! ....But before I take off let me tell you how they did me at the Today show. I went up there to express how I was empathetic to Bush because I labeled him a racist and years later I got labeled as a racist. While I was trying to give the interview they started playing the "MTV" under me with audio!!!!!!! I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it! HE TRIED TO FORCE MY ANSWERS. IT WAS VERY BRUTAL AND I CAME THERE WITH ONLY POSITIVE INTENT.I feel very alone very used very tortured very forced very misunderstood very hollow very very misused. I don't trust anyone but myself! Everyone has an agenda. I don't do press anymore. I can't be everything to everybody anymore. I can't be everybody's hero and villain savior and sinner Christian and anti Christ! I can't take anymore advice!!! I create, I'm creative, I have a good heart, everyone will see and understand one day.
Everything sounds like noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!! I don't trust anyone! Very judged very scrutinized very criticized! I want everyone to know I have lows all the time but I make it through them!
Yo I really wonder if Matt Lauer thought that shit was cool to play the "MTV" clip while I was speaking about Bush? He played clips of Bush and asked me to look at his face while I was trying to talk to him. I wish Michael Jackson had Twitter!!!!!! Maybe Mike could have explained how the media tried to set him up!!! It's all a fucking set up!!!! This is rock and roll life my people... you can't stop the truth you can't stop the music and I have to be strong or "they" win!!!! Sometimes it's not simple, some days it's not easy... I just want to create. I love you guys, thanks for the support!
John Harper was right. Kanye's Twitter voice is based on the life of Tracy Jordan.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
^^ he said this? like that? feed the branches of the people? :scratching head:
On topic: when it comes to this guy, i think the "media" is like a reality tv show, they work with what's already there because it's just too easy. He is like an instant powder drink, just add water. Why bent anything to make him look a certain way, he already does enough of that to himself.
Wouldn't change a thing about him. Rollingstone magazine gave his latest a 5-star rating. Shit, whatever it takes Kanye to start the creative juices flowing...it's worth it. Sorry Taylor and George W.
They have medication for people like you now gayfish!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I must be crazy because I understand exactly what he's saying. The media has an agenda, you play your part or they give it to you.
Kanye, I understand...it must be difficult to have lost a mother who gave you truth and honesty. Screw the mainstream media! Be happy and creative!
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
"Who Datt" speaking my language!
Um, Kanye hunny....? Michael Jackson's dead, mmkay?
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
He's making Michael Lohan look rational and reasonable in comparison. That my friends is no easy feat.
I'm still pissed at him for inadvertently making Taylor Swift the biggest cutiepie star on Earth since Mason Reese. Now she's in my face at GaGa magnitude and her treacle called music taxes my pancreas.
Yeah, thanks Kanye for all this. Why didn't you rush the stage and grab the mike from Santigold, Kate Nash, Anjulie, Janelle Monae, Lykki Li or Ladyhawke? You know, people with actual talent who actually *need* the publicity?
Go away gayfish.
Seriously, MK, is Kanye paying you or holding your dog as a hostage or something like that? Enough of Gay Fish, please.
Is he schizophrenic, bi-polar, ego maniac, stoopid or all of the above. I guess all of the above...he is so vain and full of delusion that it is now tiring. I refuse to read another insane rant and the image of his droopy hairy veiny dick STILL hasn't left my mind...oops there went my lunch!
I love the Liz Lemon rants, but the problem is: "I've met Tracy Jordan, and Kanye is no Tracy Jordan."
(yes I know that is the character's name, not the comic)
*chanting as always*
lol! I liked that!
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EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA! It IS funnier if you read those tweets with Tracy Jordan's voice in mind. "IT'S ALL NOISE!! MAKE IT STOP, LIZ LEMON!"
someone needs a time out... forever.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
i'd like 2 minutes in a gas station bathroom w/ this turd
yea i'll give him something
to write about
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Kanye isn't doing press anymore? Let's celebrate!!!
Oh please, Kant-ya. We're all sorry that no one liked your ballerina movie with the stuffed turkey. We're all sorry that everything doesn't revolve around you, like the sun. I spoke to everyone on Earth and we're all sorry. Now shut up.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I agree w/Kanye. I think he needs to start wearing a tinfoil hat so the gov'ment can't send signals into his brain. Everyone is out to get him. Run Kanye! Run!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 12:17pm.
There's only one thing left: crucifixion.
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lololol
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kanye aint been the same since his mother's death ..i worry for him..
hmmm, kanye's right.
next.
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kiss my ass!
He needs to be in a padded cell.
Sounds like he's 10 minutes away from joining the Quaids' Anti-Starwhacker Coalition. Yup, Kanye, the media is out to get you and MJ.
The only person I know who has a Christ fixation/persecution complex like Kanye's was diagnosed schizophrenic. I'm not a doctor, just sayin'
I didn't see the interview, because I'm tired of washing my eyes out with Clorox, and piercing my eardrums with knitting needles when I listen to Kanye, but maybe he has a point? Maybe he was sabotaged- I don't know, his bitch fueled, incoherent rants don't help in ascertaining the true nature of the events.
There's only one thing left: crucifixion.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Hey, we knew all this in Nov' 08.… That if you'd disagree with Obama or his worshippers, you're a RACIST!
The word racist and bigot mean nada - thank the racists a-hole democrats for that.
Ah… the Democrats… the party who brought us the KKK, Segregation, and filibustering the Civil Rights movement. Robert Byrd, and Harry Reid with his “light skinned negro dialect.” comment or how about Ol' Bill Clinton?Demanding the black man get out of the Senate race **so his white democrat could win** - where's the outrage? Oh, that's correct, there's only outrage when the name is Palin.
All democrat, all fucking racists KKKers - who've set back race relations 50 years with their class warefare and race baiting.
Meanwhile, Barry parties in India. The Republicans have elected more minorities in it's party history - What a FUCKING JOKE!
Uh....... NO it's NOT rock and roll, dipshit. Don't insult rock and roll by associating it with your crap self, Kanye. What a whiney butt cry baby. He likes to dish it out but he sure as hell can't take it.
Kanye, no one takes you seriously. FYI.
MTV.com has a story about the Kartrashian's NYC store and this is what Sasquatch said about Kanye: "He's our fashion muse ... nothing happens in fashion unless Kanye blesses it," Khloe dished at the New York opening of Dash on Wednesday night, where Kanye was also in attendance. "He blessed Dash New York, and look at the turnout."
Ummm....has anyone told Anna Wintour this?
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:53am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:32am.
Liz Lemon, I wish Michael Jackson had Twitter!!!!!! Maybe Mike could have explained how the media tried to set him up!!! It's all a fucking set up, Liz Lemon!!!!
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit, this is perfect.
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Awww kanderso I wish I could take credit but I got the joke from this guy
http://twitter.com/john_harper/status/25438212598
yeah he does have like a metal plate in his head from that accident
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Waaaaah, my pussy hurts and no one will rub it. GROW A PAIR KANYE.
um, ok...Kanye...whatever you say. *extreme sideeye*
i can deal with the mile long rants, massive ego trips and general douchiness. but i can never forgive making Taylor Swift a household name. damn you, Kanye!!!!
Blahblahqueefbelchyblahfartwindbagqueefqueefqueef.
Dear Trout Face:
Has it ever occurred to you that people "do you" like that becuz your words and actions beg for it? Have you ever owned your own behavior even once or is EVERYONE ELSE wrong and you're just a perpetual victim?
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:32am.
Liz Lemon, I wish Michael Jackson had Twitter!!!!!! Maybe Mike could have explained how the media tried to set him up!!! It's all a fucking set up, Liz Lemon!!!!
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit, this is perfect.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:33am.
No one else think he could actually be crazy? I mean, if he's faking this then it's pretty fucking stupid. It's not like this publicity is helping his record sales? It's just making him more of a pathetic laughing stock.
Someone on here mentioned that he was in a serious car accident some years ago. I'm starting to think he suffered brain damage, or something...because this is just really too ridiculous to be believed.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
and I do apologize to homeless people for comparing them to Kanye.
This guy is losing (lost) his marbles. Whaaaa I’m a big douchebag whaaaaa. Fuck off and die you useless cunt!
I swear I fucking HATE this pathetic shitstain.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:40am.
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Someone needs to put him in his little-man car seat and shove a dildo under his tonsils.
He wants to piss all over ppl and soon as Big Brother Brass Balls show up, slides his knickers down and let the head crown...YEEEZY goes running.
STFU GAY FISH!!
Nice to see that the "crazy conspiracy theorist" title isn't just limited to homeless people.
Why does anyone care what this douche has to say?
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Why even go on The Today Show?
Who watches that shit.
He sounds like an old queen who has run out of lube during Fleet Week.
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"You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time."
"I was promoting the art of dance."
"With nude loitering, nude and disorderly conduct, and nude drunken driving?"
"I was not drunk. I was ON PILLS!"
Courtney Love still takes the cake for epic twitter meltdowns, but Kanye is good competition.
No one else think he could actually be crazy? I mean, if he's faking this then it's pretty fucking stupid. It's not like this publicity is helping his record sales? It's just making him more of a pathetic laughing stock.
*genuinely confused*
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
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Liz Lemon, I wish Michael Jackson had Twitter!!!!!! Maybe Mike could have explained how the media tried to set him up!!! It's all a fucking set up, Liz Lemon!!!!
Bwahahahaaa
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
If you don't trust anyone, GO LIVE IN THE FUCKING HIMALYAS AND STOP SPEWING SUCH AMAZINGLY STUPID SHIT!!!
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