Courtney Love Bought A Tea Date With Adrien Brody
Supposedly, Courtney Love's financial situation is about as messy as the back of Tommy Girl's silk chonies when Beck's name comes up on his caller ID, so how did she queef up thousands of dollars at the Peace and Justice auction in NYC on Friday night?! Page Six says that not only did Court buy a walk-on role in Paul Haggis' next movie, but she also put down $17,000 to have tea with the lusciously gorgeous afghan hound known as Adrien Brody.
Did Courtney pay for that shit using dozens of prepaid credit cards she came across during her crawls through the gutter? Or did she sell one of her organs to a group of scientists who want to know how she's lived so long on a diet consisting only of nicotine particles, under nail dirt, (insert the name of every and any narcotic) and the dust bunnies that fly off her keyboard when she busts out a Twatter rant. Can't say I blame her, because I'd Aron Ralston one of my arms to watch Adrien Brody dip his tea bags.
Apparently, so will Gerard Butler. One of Page Six's sources say that he and Court got into a major bidding war over a tea date with Adrien.
Adrien is probably going to wish that The Butler won that battle when Courtney asks him to feed her a piece of his dickscotti. And for $17,000, the crazy bitch has every right to ask!
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Aaron Ralston commited two cardinal sins. He went hiking alone AND he didn't tell anyone his plans so that someone would look for him when he didn't return home. Very, very stupid on his part and yet he continues to milk his "15 minutes of fame". I find that very disturbing.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
"dickscotti"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MK you never cease to amaze me with your genius.
Adrien, bring a bodyguard with you. And a priest, and a cop, and Dr. Drew.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
It would take 10mg Klonopin, a bottle of Vintage Moet Chandon & a Hazmat suit to have tea w/Courtney.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Poor Adrien :-(
From the choices given, I'd have tea with Peter O'Toole cause I lurv him, then MK and after the shyness passed, I'd hope he'd be as hilarious as he is here.
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 3:26pm.
Mr. Mercury,
Yeah the Nirvana $$$ is still ROLLING in. Even almost 20 years later theres a Nirvana song playing probably at least 5 or 6 times a day on all the Clear Channel Radio Stations and thats just in the US. She gets royalties and publishing royalties EVERY TIME those songs are played.
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Wow. That's amazing, I guess I hadn't thought about the longevity of Nirvana. Courtney caught herself a meal ticket in Kurt, alive or dead. Thanks for the info!!
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
You can almost tell when C-Love has gotten some Nirvana checks because every few months she goes IGNUNT.
Case in fuckin' point!
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Mr. Mercury,
Yeah the Nirvana $$$ is still ROLLING in. Even almost 20 years later theres a Nirvana song playing probably at least 5 or 6 times a day on all the Clear Channel Radio Stations and thats just in the US. She gets royalties and publishing royalties EVERY TIME those songs are played. I used to work for a publishing company and those checks are pretty crzy. That doesnt include itunes, merch etc. I dont know what the $$$ is like now because everything is differnt since when I worked for one of the majors in 1997 when they were still making fucktons of $$$ but I'm sure she's getting paid.
Also rich ppl have a different idea of broke. Supposedly LIlo is BROKE and can't afford treatment but she spent $200 on socks and jammies at the store the other day...excuse me?
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
maybe courtney will give him some fashion tips as they snort "sugar" with their teas....
oh well, adrien, this is what u get for dressing funny
maybe courtney will give him some fashion tips as they snort "sugar" with their teas....
oh well, adrien, this is what u get for dressing funny
YTF does my last post look so fucking wonky?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:45pm.
Ferreals...I dread dinner dates! Take me to a bar instead anytime.
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-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
I feel bad for Mr. Brody.
OMG, someone mentioned that god awful movie Splice. Oh, Adrien, what were you thinking? He's lost some of his luster recently.... I'd still have tea with him and eat crumpets off his...but I wouldn't pay for it! :P
Dear Gawd, the cooties that must roost
on her tongue!
*shudders*
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Courtly Love is like Evi Quaid with a better income stream.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
howdareyou I agree re POT but those were just my choices, I want to hear everyone elses...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:40pm.
Say you're Clove rich, who would you pay to have tea with?
1. David Bowie
2. Peter OToole
3. Michael K
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I'd pick O'Toole. Michael K is probably too quiet in person. O'Toole would have all the wildass stories of drunken debauchery to tell.
Hey. What. Wait. Courtney is how old? Not a damn line on her forehead and no chicken skin on her neck. Hell I'm gonna start smoking, mainlining and drinking gin and juice 24/7 so I can look as good as her.
Frankly, my dears, I believe Brody is getting the far better deal here. Put aside your knee-jerk reactions and really think about it... CL is an absolute hoot-fest! A virtual hotbed of filthy entertainment.
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Snowy I would never pay to have tea with anybody, or do it even if it was a free gift.
I hate to dine with people I don't know, I'm very shy about eating.
I'll fuck someone but then be freaked out about them seeing me eat!
hahahaha
Brody better show up drunk in self defense.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Say you're Clove rich, who would you pay to have tea with?
1. David Bowie
2. Peter OToole
3. Michael K
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Poor Adrien, he's going to want to smoke a few before he goes on that date.
Love the teabag pic.
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Wait. What is this auction for? Where are the proceeds going?
I hate rich people.
How nice to have $17K just sitting around to blow on a tea date with some dude with a big schnoze.
No one knows her true money situation. While she probably blew through a lot on drugs, travel, crap clothing, and mascara, this chick had a lot of money to begin with. I don't think she is broke yet by any means.
17k for tea with a dude? *mind.boggled.*
I'd shell 17 bucks for a few beers and some titty shots of CLove thats about it.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Reminds me of the batchelor auction on "Cheers" when the never seen before older lady bar fly drinking away with a face like White Oprah and a voice like Bea Arthur outbids everyone (including Woody) for Woody and when he walks up to her to say Hi she just blows her cigarette smoke up and says "You better be good."
adrien appears to be on a downward spiral...does he get a percentage of the money c love shelled out to sip tea with him?
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
Why would anyone get into a bidding war to have tea with Brody. He tried to mack on Paris Hilton so I can't think the conversation would be very riveting. And he's bascially a straight to dvd actor now. The Piano was a long time ago.
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Um, wasn't that "The Pianist"? Whatever, I agree with the straight to DVD business. Strangely enough, I watched "Splice" last night and laughed myself silly while Adrien had sex with a monster. He seems to be just picking up checks and making shit movies anymore, like "The Jacket".
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:18pm.
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Oh was that ever hilarious!
The visuals!
Thank you Louise.
I'd totally pay to have tea with CL. She fascinates me and I'd enjoy fucking with her mind a bit.
Brody, you might want a pair of earplugs too.
Why would anyone get into a bidding war to have tea with Brody. He tried to mack on Paris Hilton so I can't think the conversation would be very riveting. And he's bascially a straight to dvd actor now. The Pianist was a long time ago.
it's all part of her scheme.. He'll pay her a king's ransom not to show up.
I am constantly amazed at the amounts of money these people spend...where are they getting it? Are the royalties from Nirvana still rolling in? Who's paying for Courtney's plastic surgery? With people struggling all over the country to keep their heads above water, this kind of spending becomes outright pornography to me, like Kim K's 100K purse shopping spree. I could drink a cup of tea and look at a picture of Adrian B. for free.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Buying a walk-on role, buying a tea date, the entire planet laughing at her leaked nastyass pics and stupid twatter rants, and bitch still doesn't get the clue that her career is fucking over and that neither her kid nor anyone else wants anything to do with her.
Just go OD already.
MK- we need to track her down, tie her up, and lock her in a closet. Then, put on the Snickers lady costume and show up to the date in Court's place. Adrien will never know the difference. We can do whatever pervy thing we want to do to him and blame Courtney.
:( Poor Adrien. Hope he's caught up on all his Hep vaccines and his Rosetta Stone Crackenese course!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Brody would be well-advised to order a strong scented tea to mask Love's BO, because I can smell her from here.
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