And It's All James Bond's Fault!
This picture of Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky was taken at the Toronto Film Festival premiere of Black Swan in September, but apparently they retired their genitals from each other long before this shit was taken. A rep for Rachel and Darren tells TMZ that they officially quit each other after 9 years together. They split up a few months ago.
The rep says that Rachel and Darren, the man responsible for bringing us Jennifer Connelly's ass-to-ass scene in Requiem For A Dream, have changed the status of their relationship from full-time fuck partners to friends and will continue to raise their 4-year-old son together in NYC. Rachel and Darren never got married so fortunately for them they don't have to whip out their Sharpies to check the "irreconcilable differences" box on divorce papers.
I haven't heard any whispers around the quad as to why Darren and Rachel broke up, but TMZ has it on good authority that she has been bumping nipples with this bitch for months:
DANIEL CRAIG, you homewrecking slut whore royale! Who knew Daniel Craig had a certificate from Sienna Miller's Community College of Bulldoze Fucking hanging on his wall? Daniel has been with that Satsuki Mitchell chick for years, but I guess he handed her an empty cardboard box and relieved her of her duties.
Now, I haven't seen Darren dick situation (click here for Daniel's), but I can still say with full confidence that this definitely lands under the UP-FUCKING-GRADE category. However, that ass-to-ass scene still makes cameos in my nightmares from time to time so Darren has that going for him. I'll spread my cheeks and sit on the fence on this until the dick situation part gets cleared up.
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I always wonder how many of these rumors that someone has hooked up with his or her co-star are just PR for the upcoming project. I mean, until today, how many people even knew about "Dream House," let alone who was starring in it?
His peen from another angle:
http://www.celebitchy.com/3650/daniel_craig_naked_real_full_monty_nude_p...
Please god let it be a grower!!!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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I wouldn't blame her if she was hitting it. The dude is hot as hell.
Intense eyes. Sexy voice. Rockin' bod. Nom nom nom.
Ewwww..isn't Danie's dick like...tiny?!! He was only hot in Bond...best Bond ever. But his dick! tinnny! And don't tell me about it being a grower - it aint' gonna grow that much!
@ Keshiakola, LOL! I remember first being vehemently against him as Bond, b'c I didn't see the pretty boy, but alas, after Casino, I was a goner!!!
You have to see the movies to get his hotness...and evidently when he was on I think it was Ellen, she couldn't get over how intense his eyes were in real life. And it does show in the movies as well, so yes, he is indeed HAWT!
Has anyone seen Daniel Craig in a movie called 'Mother'??
He was getting in on with a granny-very weird.
I will say that Darren what his name made Coney Island look like a fucking Calvin Klein ad in Requiem for a Dream which I actually found quite contrived...oh yes-I know everyone was gagging over it but not me Im afraid...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Daniel's dick situation is brilliant I tell ya.
DC is spectacular, but that pube hair situation gave me the willies. Just a little (and I mean a little) grooming is all I ask. I would also prefer to see an erect peen. Is that too much to ask?
I approve of this. He's kinda fug in the face, but the BODY. Definitely understand why tricks have to wring out their panties for him.
RW is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywoood. Like, top 3. And a fabulous actress.
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I want red Daniel Craig dental floss straight from the source.
That is all.
Isn't Daniel Craig married to some Malaysian ho
Daniel's dick situation looks smaller than average
Keshiakola LOL
Imma go with Vidz and say it's mostly underwater
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I used to think he was fug, then I saw him as Bond ...............FUCKING HOT and a man's man.
PS: Just because you want him to be gay doesn't mean he is!
That is THE worst picture of Rachel Weisz I have EVER seen that MK has posted because hometrick is gorg.
And she should be commended for poon-matizing Daniel Craig!
Every slut needs a trick-me up!
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I would gnaw on Craig´s bone anytime. Yumsky!
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DANIEL CRAIG, you homewrecking slut whore royale!
I would!
@zsa-zsa HE is the sexiest.
When I saw Casino Royale, my fucking jaw fell to the floor, called a travel agent and immediatedly booked a flight to his peen. Okay, that didn't happen, but it could!
Wow, I think Daniel Craig is THE SEXIEST BOND EVER. Apparently, some won't agree with me...I don't think Rachel is fine at all, not my cup of tea, just an average looking dark haired woman.
Don't think this one will last, if this is true. Can't WAIT for the next James Bond...
Rachel Weisz is a beauty, but Daniel Craig?
He looks like a beefcake serial killer.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
Wonder what IDML thinks of this?
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The fact that Daniel Craig might slut around gives me hope...god PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let him be a cheating ho.
Didn't Rachel have a kid recently? Yeah, when female celebrities bring on the kiddos, the baby daddy tends to run like hell. AAR, if she's fukking Daniel, she traded up. Darren looks like a limp dick next to Daniel Craig. Daniel isn't pretty but he has tons of sex appeal.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:29pm.
DC has a nice dick!
Like it helps old ladies cross the street, that kind of nice?
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Actually, yes. I saw it doing that just the other day. Then it held a bake sale for starving children in Bangladesh.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I just now saw the NSFW pic. I'm a straight woman, yet I see nothing that is remotely attractive about male genitals. What's wrong with me?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Daniel and Rachel together? Fucking hot.
Click below to see a nekid Rachel and compare notes.
http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/25836878
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:29pm.
DC has a nice dick!
Like it helps old ladies cross the street, that kind of nice?
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I'm always amazed and somewhat bewildered by the rich fantasy world of my fellow dlisters. I see a picture of a guy in trunks, no more no less, but you guys open a window of opportunity for unsavoury thoughts. That's what I love about coming here.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 11:58am.
I do not find Daniel Craig attractive at all. I'd take Darren Aronofsky any day - the man is directed two of my all time favorite movies. He's smart, and doesn't need to show his body to get attention.
COSIGNED. Daniel reminds me of an easter island head. I think Aronofsky is a genius and i find him very attractive because of that.
Rachael is gorgeous and has a beautiful voice.
Daniel does however have a BIG dick. Half of it is underwater. But the putty colour of it is very off putting. White dick has always reminded me of those cheapo, pallid chicken sausages, complete with mysterious blue veining.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
Daniel Craig looked great in his first Bond film, but he was a lot more attractive in "The Layer Cake."
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I'm not impressed with Daniel Craig's dick. I hope for his sake he's a grower. But even with that, I doubt it's anything to write home about. His face reminds me of a kind of rugged version of Vladimir Putin.
I' m rooting for Darren A on this, only because I like his films. I finally saw Requiem for a Dream for the first time about a month ago, and I'm still haunted by it. I thought I was the only one still having nightmares about the ass-to-ass scene. The worst part was when that chick was lubing up the dildo peen...vomit.
As far as long engagements go, I always believe it's the guy who doesn't want to commit. I can't think of any woman who would push out a kid (with resultant permanent lifestyle and body changes that go with that) and not want to get married. I guess if he's a philanderer, drunk or junkie, maybe the woman would hesitate, but shame on any woman who would sleep with someone that low.
mr. big dick
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:29pm.
DC has a nice dick!
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PICS OR UR LYING!!!!
(or maybe it's "nice and small"?)
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There are lots of pics of DC on the internet...most on pay sites though. Let me amend: I think DC has a nice dick.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I thought he and Satsuki recently got married?
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:21pm.
Girls, let's just decide that must be a REALLY cold bath! Yeah, shrinkage. RIGHT?? :(
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Sweetas! I WANT to believe! REALLY I do! But come to think of it, if I am not to be the recipient of the aforementioned peen, I don't care if it's an innie. ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:29pm.
DC has a nice dick!
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PICS OR UR LYING!!!!
(or maybe it's "nice and small"?)
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
My God, I'd ride DC like Secretariat. Love him as Bond - brutishly fuckable.
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Interesting. Daniel's got elephant trunk.
Peen is peen. PFT. Whatever.
DC has a nice dick!...that pic of him in the bathtub comes from the movie "Love is the Devil". which is about the painter Francis Bacon. DC plays Francis' lover. Also check out DC in "Infamous" (the best movie about Truman Capote). DC has an amazing kissing scene with Toby Jones, so DC is no stranger to the gay.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Bella on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:18pm.
It isn't that small, doesn't it just look that way because of the light/shadow situation in the picture? His dick lies to the left side and part of his dick is shadowed, making it look a lot smaller.
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Excellent, try, Double-o Seven.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Bella thanks for making me look at that Vienna Sausage again!!! I don't know if your theory hold (bath) water but I'm too scared of getting caught examining it!
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Girls, let's just decide that must be a REALLY cold bath! Yeah, shrinkage. RIGHT?? :(
It isn't that small, doesn't it just look that way because of the light/shadow situation in the picture? His dick lies to the left side and part of his dick is shadowed, making it look a lot smaller.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 10:14am.
DC is bi i think. And years long engagements are fucking annoying.. why bother getting engaged at all? Just admit you are not into the marriage thing. Another one to watch for soon is Naomi watts and that weasel face she's been engaged to for eleventy twelve years. Christ.
Naomi & Liev? yeesh. I could've sworn they were married. Aren't they on the outs anyway? Staying together is for loser morons, clearly!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:08pm.
Deb let's bleach each others minds!
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Deal, snowy! God I wish I could just FORGET! I prefer "Clean Linen" Clorox. That good for you?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
When a person can't tell your dick from your balls, it's time to form a size complex.
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The sound of the BR
Soooo small. Why would he show it?!?!? Blech ...
Deb let's bleach each others minds!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:00pm.
ewwwwwwwwww I just looked at the peen! whhhhyyyyy. so small!
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Oh why is right! The peen is no larger than the right ball. Maybe he's a grower? It is so wrong for a man that hot to be so microdicked.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ewwwwwwwwww I just looked at the peen! whhhhyyyyy. so small!
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I do not find Daniel Craig attractive at all. I'd take Darren Aronofsky any day - the man is directed two of my all time favorite movies. He's smart, and doesn't need to show his body to get attention.