Monday, November 8th 2010
Bulge It Like Bobby
Looking like he just survived a head-on collision with an American Apparel, a box of Christmas decorations and a flock of gay crows, Bobby Trendy brought his impeccable pose game to Melrose in West Hollywood over the weekend. There was even a costume change! I'm not going to say anything more since it's obvious that you want to spend as much time as possible with the satchel of rhinestones in Bobby's crotch and his dusty buns. Have fun!
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The queen buy like insuanrces on old queens then cashes in on them everyones knows!
Everyone is weho knows KNOWS how smart THIS queen is..I workd at the MET life Insuarnace offices..Every two years he would come in with an insurnace claim for $250K!! FYI for $250-no health check up! He buys life insurances on old queens the HE befriends or suicidal men..Then Pooof!! 2 years later... a new Jagyar,Escalde, Mercedez and now hes is driving a ferarrai!!No joke last job he had was Kmart!! Some queen named Ed Gould left him a 22,ooo sq ft home in palm desert and he even had the NERVE to buy insurance on him!
I wish i could do this- but cant! lol!
All I can think is.. ZITS!!! Zits around his mouth from that lipstick makeup crap. Zoinks. Almost as bad as bong zits.
Hey Bobby, wipe your face after your Dirty Sanchez.
Dear Bobby,
Your shit is not cute. Stop.
Sincerely,
The World
Club Kids are so, like, 1988.
really he couldn't even cut the ass out he just pulled it down like he forgot after taking a dump. i am seriously heading out to california and putting on all my dressup clothes and christmas decorations from childhood. instant fame
I don't want christmas tree, I want Bobby to shine in my room during these days. And did you notice a photographer trying to steal the shot with his glamovogue pose in next-to-last photo?
I read somewhere, probably here lol that Bobby T. has major game with the old queens and has accumulated the funds to live nicely. Some tricks should watch and learn from a real trickster at play!!
hideous. the shit going on with his lips is just flat out hideous.
Michael Jackson's Christmas present, 45 years too late.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I think this could be my Christmas Day visiting the relatives outfit... I already own the gold lame leggings and the large gold bow. I just need to figure out the dead chicken on his head and fabulous ankle boots because I don't do ugly shoes. Oh, and I can buy a box of maxi pads to shove down my pants. Done & Done!
Love getting off to an early start on Christmas... Thanks Bobby Trendy! : /
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
I just realized what he reminds me of here.
Has anyone watched Angels and Demons? You know how they break into the tomb of that bishop who's been poisoned about two weeks later and his mouth is blackened and he's all grody, dead, and scary and stuff?
He's got the look!
I've REALLY got to admit, for this he deserves credit because "high performance" artists a la Lady CaCa are too vain to charter this territory.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
OK. OK.
What the fuck? Is this ensemble meant to look like the Village People's interpretation of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"?
Though, he deserves credit. He's got the "rotting corpse" look more downpat than most makeup artists do and I like homegirl's boots. The set of most zombie movies should try using him as an understudy.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
I am hoping his dog was carrying a pooper scooper for Bobby's "accidents". By the way, why is he (she?) always wearing the same freaking shoes, despite his claim that he has millions? I am begining to wonder if they are millions of shiny pennies?
Submitted by excy on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 10:44pm.
God, I miss L.A.
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Me too! : ) I especially miss Boys Town in West Hollywood and the great dance clubs there. I'm a fag hag from way back. Loved the Revolver... don't know if it's gone now.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
I've just decided, I don't want Xmas presents this year.
I simply want my loved ones to donate to the "Ban Forever 21" fund, not to mention the "Bowflinger Begone" fund.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
What the hell is wrong with this man?
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
God, I miss L.A.
Aaaawwwww! MinPin abuse!! SECURITY!!!1one!
This reminds me that we haven't seen a post from "Hot Babe Of The Year" Phoebe Price just recently...
I have a tremendous amount of difficulty understanding the existence of this creature.
Not that he doesn't have a right to exist.
I'd like to interview his parents.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
His bulge is made of maxi pads. Trust.
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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This is what happens when you combine Trick-or-Treat with Christmas.
Liza Minnelli is not going to be happy that Bobby stole her pants.
24 karat fuck up
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I suppose THIS is a cry for help, but damn... it's one hilarious cry for help.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 7:41pm.
Haha, ESE, i was looking for the words "sizemeat" and something about 7 inches....:-))
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whaddya want from me?!... it's my first try!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Haha, ESE, i was looking for the words "sizemeat" and something about 7 inches....:-))
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
can someone please explain to me what is happening?
o.k... i'm gonna give this a shot... humor me, will ya?
Mr. Bobby Trendy is a blatant closeted heterosexual. are there any pics of Mr. Trendy wearing a suit and tie?
what? it's a tribute! HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Holy cow!! My eyes!!
I have to admit, I have a Asian "Bobby Trendy" gay friend. I had a Bobby Trend ! "What the Fuck! Yikes" moment when he went dressed as Cat Woman on his Facebook last week. Ugh he had a small Bobby Trendy pack too!! Some gays don't know what to do with their package.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 7:24pm.
I'd hoped we'd seen the last of him.
No such luck Mike. As long as there is a hot glue stick to melt, sparkly things to attach to the body, and the clearance bin at Michael's, we will have the specter of Bobby wandering Melrose Ave. I personally feel he reached his acme of creativity wearing that gigantic ball of crushed wrapping paper for a hat; this pre-holiday thang is all backsliding.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Dear god WHY??!!!?????
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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I'd hoped we'd seen the last of him. :(
I am overwhelmed by an all-encompassing, bonecrushing desire to ignore this tool.
He looks like something the Dollar-Tree just barfed out it`s Christmas Bin. I m all for fabulous, but this trick is too much. And i could have happily lived without ever seeing those pale buns of his.
Who do i sue for this eyeball-fuckery?
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
He is still hanging around!
"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!
Min Pins are the best doggies in the world! Just sayin.
How does this dude even make/get money?
Werd.
Team Save the Puppeh!! His ass is gross, and so unappealing...if he is trying to catch a date he needs to firm up those buns...they look like to sad flat pimply pancakes...really Bobby...you should hide that sad ass...and Team Save the Puppeh....I always worry about Puppehs that are left with such egotistical vain idiots...are they fed right, are they cared for...or do they insist on having to watch Bobby and all his fuckery and sexual antics...poor baby, lets put the puppeh in therapy...(or let me rescue him/her)!!!
O Bobby, you so fancy. Them stoopit disco whores ain't got nuthin' on you.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Those are some underbaked buns if ever I've seen a pair. Did Bobby steal those white mounds of Pillsbury Grands biscuit dough from Poppin' Fresh?
Those fucking platform shoes need to be burnt, stat.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Ugh. I DL'd and watched season 1 of the Anna Nicole Show this weekend, and every time this thing was on the screen I had to look away. Unfortunately he was one of Anna's main antagonists that season, along with food, Cousin Shelly, and whatever Howard had her on, so he was pretty much in every episode. I hate that he's relevant for selling her a bunch of cheap ass furniture and not even delivering it on time. Although covering his face or whatever it is he's doing now is an improvement over the super glossed lips and eyeshadow he was sporting back then.
But if this bitch did the splits; would she stick to the floor?
There are gays, and there there are GAYS. This dude is the fruitiest fruit to ever flit down the street. He was Anna Nicole Smith's interior designer; that should tell you all you need to know...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
A fucking FREAK.....but.....still entertaining.
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:30pm.
The only codpiece choices are moose knuckle and and Ken Barbie smooth. Which do you prefer?
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:18pm.
I was hoping you felt that way because I bought you the same green outfit for Christmas
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Ahahaha...I insist on a built-in codpiece. Camel toe is so yesterday.
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Reste
...and for the love of Dog, someone save that mini Pin!