Saturday, November 6th 2010
Would You Hit It?
As Randy and Evi Quaid furiously write their HOLLYWOOD WHACKERS manifesto in a flood tunnel under Vancouver (it's the only place where there thoughts won't be recorded), Dennis Quaid sent a flood of hot sweat running down into his ass crack while performing with his band The Sharks for a group of HOLLYWOOD WHACKERS at Aqua Lounge in Beverly Hills last night.
Even though Dennis is making facial expressions like a parched dog begging for a drank from the garden hose, I still would. But this kind of concerns my ass since this means that I'm entering the phase of my life where I start to have the same taste for hot pieces as my mom. Yeah, no, let me just back up so we can pretend I never went there.
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True confession: A friend of mine has the serious hots for DQ and so we went to see him and his band perform at the Tractor in Seattle 20 years ago (?). She even stalked him backstage. Weirdo!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 11/07/2010 - 4:29am.
Thanks for the repoly, Hoitry-Toity, but obviously you are not a sister with accurate fruit-dar.
Most homosexuals also are married to fish, fuck fish, and make babies with fish. This is called 'being in the closet'.
Trust us. Dennis likes to pack the fudge!
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I, an out, proud and card carrying homosexual, try not to speculate on someone's sexuality without some sort of proof. I said "try" because I have, on occasions, gotten carried away with the mob mentality and threw such assertions against individuals without proof, but NEVER with bitter malice. However, when I am more in control of myself, I try to avoid that. Here is the reason why: It seems that some of us in the gay community use it as a slur and in a demeaning way, much like a homophobe. I have seen it being used against individuals with pure venom from many a vicious queen. These things, I never do! I am in agreement with the opinion that coming out is personal and it should not be forced upon someone, particularly, when their livelihood is concerned. And as we all know, Hollywood, despite the gays in there, is, ironically, one of the most homophobic place there is.
He's giving me a John Doe vibe.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell is still here and still a flaming assbag, I see. And amazingly, I still want to beat the everloving shit out of it with a crowbar.!
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Yes, Miss Salacious, whenever A-list Hollywood homosexuals such as clooney, pitt, cruise, or quaid have facelifts(and all of the above HAVE) then the deceitful controlled media NEVER says a word about it!
Only when the 'work' is truly hideous, like with Michael Jackson, are the public informed.
These pictures are way too "Pepaws Gone Wild". He needs to be hit with a water cannon and a scrub brush.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 11/07/2010 - 4:29am.
Most homosexuals also are married to fish, fuck fish, and make babies with fish.
Aren't there also some homosexuals who like to fish, eat fish, or raise tropical fish?
I wouldn't hit it, but he looks energetic and fun. He was good in that movie Frequency.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I'd hit it. Absolutely.
Get him out of those wet clothes and into...well, you know.
I forgot: he was a raging coke addict in the eighties, wasn't he? Did he ever REALLY quit? Sorta doubt it.
And WTF? He has TWINS? Doesn't that mean it's time for him to grow the F* up, stop embarassing his tots and take care of them instead of hanging out in bars till the wee hours of the morning? His poor wife!
NO way would I hit that. I guess craziness runs in the Quaid family. Geez. As if Randy's behaviour isnt nutty enough, his younger brother seems coked up and in the middle of a giant midlife crisis.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 11/07/2010 - 4:32am.
We also suspect that Miss Dennis has had a recent facelift. The work was good. Does anyone know who the surgeon was?
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I tried looking for more info on the subject but after I googled "Dennis Quaid plastic surgery" or "Dennis Quaid before and after pics", all the results that come up are "Meg Ryan plastic surgery/ Meg Ryan before and after pics"
Regardless, I found this pic from February this year, and he definitely had crow's feet then, which he does not have any more. Well spotted Mrs. PC!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/02/dennis-quaids-shirtless-photo/
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
The last time I really saw Dennis Quaid was in 'Far From Heaven'. I kept thinking then that his body was great, but that face was weathered.
If he he HAS had plastic surgery, then I certainly cannot tell from these photos. Anyone have any other links to prove otherwise?
And I'd fly towards peen to if I had to look at Meg Ryan's TupperWare facial fuckery for years on end!
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We also suspect that Miss Dennis has had a recent facelift. The work was good. Does anyone know who the surgeon was?
Thanks for the repoly, Hoitry-Toity, but obviously you are not a sister with accurate fruit-dar.
Most homosexuals also are married to fish, fuck fish, and make babies with fish. This is called 'being in the closet'.
Trust us. Dennis likes to pack the fudge!
Um, maybe Randi was actually right about the Hollywood whackers slipping him roofies? Ok, probably not, but believing that makes me feel better about previously finding him pure hotness.
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He looks just about how I feel right now. And my phone is being a retard. GOSH!!!!
A Michael Lohan/William Shatner hybrid. Mmm, sexy.
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He's giving bad performance face... I wonder what the music sounds like.*not really* I'm getting a Bruce-Willis-trying-too-hard vibe off of this.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
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Who else thought this was Michael Lohan??
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Simply too old for this shit.
Hot!
And I loved the goofy fart-headed Jerry Lee character.
He was HOT! (And stupid.)
He looks pretty coked out to me. Booze and coke.That will do a number on your head!!
Hekki, I agree - it's very mid-life crisis.....for someone like this one, I'd say end-of-life crisis....dude's in AARP/assisted-living territory and should not be allowed near a mic. He's only 4 years younger than my mother. He should be home sharing diapers with those twin babies of his, not "singing" at some dive, his sweaty and decaying carcass a testament to the evils of aging...
I'm still more fond of the crazier Quaid.
There was a very hot scene in "The Big Easy" between him and Ellen Barkin. I still think he's hot. Middle-aged men make the best lovers, cuz they know the lay of the land. So to speak.
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oooohhhh look at him sweat
when he rocks out
cause hes a serious mooosician
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I've always thought Dennis was hot (he looks like I guy I dated in the 90s..lucky me! ;) but in the main pic, before I scrolled down and read it was Dennis, I thought it was a pic of Michael Lohan. :( Sorry, Dennis
He's always been one of the sweatier leading men. Just watch his films and you'll see.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 3:29pm.
Dennis is an obvious and annoying nelly homosexual.
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As much as we wish it was true, but not all men are latent homosexuals--it is still a sad state in nature (sigh).
Anyhoo, love and kisses to you.
He looks like I usually do after a few hot flashes. Meh.
That being said, sure, why not.
As if someone like that would want ME, mind...
I don't mind older dudes in bands but not when they sing shitty music like Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" Yuck!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Would so NOT hit it ever times 1000. I'd hit Randy first. Call me crzy. :)
And, grammar nazi's: MK usually has PERFECT grammar and It's Saturday and MK's posting awesome shit so let's all quiet down now please.
PS. Have you been to ROL ? It sounds like a dyslexic, retarded 6th grader wrote it.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Dennis is a singer? I had no idea!
Submitted by super-ette: "um. NO. Aging frat boys are not my type. AT ALL."
Same here. Also, I am of the unpopular opinion that adult men who form their own bands are lame. Like this guy I know, who started a band when he was in his late 30s because he always wanted to be a rock star. I know I shouldn't shit on someone's dream, and they were pretty successful in local bars and clubs for a time, but there was something sort of desperate and delusional about it. It was like a mid-life crisis dude buying a Ferrari and going to Hedonism or something.
Although he did bang a few groupies, from what we hear, so maybe it was worth it.
I know. I'm mean.
I was unaware that he had a band.
"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!
That is a little too much sweat. He needs to go back stage and do a quick wardrobe change.
Dennis is an obvious and annoying nelly homosexual.
(Are there nude photos of Dennis?)
I like Quaid, but the non-drenched in sweat Dennis. This one is somewhat gag-worthy!
A little too much aqua in that lounge for me.
Nice cleavage, Dennis..
My impression of him from the past is that he's got a certain boyish charm, nice body and nice voice, plus,I don't mind a bit of crazy (I agree with the posters that see the crazy in him), BUT as these pictures clearly demonstrates he's got no dignity which makes it a NO for me.
Uhm....that is a lot of sweat.
But I'd take it anyway he wanted it. Dennis is HAWT! Always has been.
*ques up "Inner Space" and "Jaws 3"*
Not only would I hit it, I'd hit it two, three or four times, around the clock, upside down, backwards and in a crowded elevator.
<"Submitted by LunaChick on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:33pm.
Nope.
Because I'm sometimes a grammar-nazi, I must point out it's their, not there. (...their thoughts won't be recorded)">
Not necessarily. If he means the Quaids, "their" is correct. If he means the Vancouver tunnel, then it's correct as is.
Randy Quaid running from "Hollywood Whackers", Dennis performing for them. It just don't get any better than this...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
dennis' body is hot and all, but i believe the crazy is in his dna...he looks like the type that would be face down in a pool of his own sick any night of the week that ends in "y"...not hitting this..
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Never understood the appeal of this gay, even back in his heyday. I'll hit it -- with a car!
He's aging very nicely. I wouldn't hit it, not for the age thing. Not for me.