Hagel & Child
Katherine Heeeeeeeiiiigl talks all about adopting her daughter Naleigh in the December issue of W Magazine. Hagel says that her sister is from Korea which is why she adopted a baby friend there. And she always knew she wanted to adopt so she made sure her husband Josh Kelley was with her on that subject before she did the vow shit with him at the wedding. Quick quote from the interview: "You have this empathy suddenly -– this compassion for a mother going through anything complicated or difficult with a child. It’s something that I understand now –- that unbelievable drive and instinct to protect."
Uh huh. And since Katherine's interview is all about Baby Naleigh, they all decided to put her on the cover too. But it doesn't look like they got Naleigh's notarized approval first, because homegirl looks like she's about to serve a smack to her mommy's face for putting her on the cover of a magazine in one of Noah Cyrus' day tutus. I'll hold your purse, Naleigh, while you follow through with that SLAP!
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Just look at that diva. Not even 1 year old and she's an attention whore already. Fast-forward 20 years and she's Lucy Friggin' Liu.
As a classic butterface, she knows she's very homely so she picks the ugliest looking baby she can find. Those celebs who are insecure about their looks (basically because they're no oil painting) are always adopting ugly little babies.
again a hot dose of whatEVA she didn't push that damn kid out her coochie it's not the same
I actually like Hagel, but the title of this cracked me up.
Every time I look at this picture, I imagine Bebeh saying "Mommeh, why you not beautiful Asian person like meh? Why you wear fake yallow herrdoo fools nobodeh? Here, give me your cigarette box for to smash. No cigarettes around Bebeh."
This is a child I could see calling the shots, a la Suri--she radiates good judgment and common sense. Maybe in a few years Bebeh N. will bump into Suri at the playground and beat the shit out of her.
(It just occurred to me that Suri dresses like a miniature Amy Winehouse. That can't be good.)
TV show idea: Battle of the Network Former Stars' and Other Hasbeens' Bebehs
That cover has a "mommy dearest" feel to it
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islandgirl on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 12:21pm.
Was it W magazine who had on kim KardASSian with the "artsy" cover? This mag is useless.
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They also had the HOLIE-PITTS before they were the second coming of the baby Jesus.
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Oh yea! Forgot about that. Remember when we all said they were so having sex but were denying it. Good times. Seems like a long time ago. Stupid mag!
Aw I cannot hate on this fab chubster baby. And I don't hate on Heigl as much as I know any proud D- Lister should
As for Ricki Lake, people actually read those posts? Hmmm.
(Actually I did read one which reminded me why normally my eyes glaze over when I see the handle)
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 11/07/2010 - 12:36am.
This little angel looks like she was trying to grab Mommy's face so she could get her undivided attention...
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Ha! To me she looks like she's in the midst of a struggle to go do something funner besides this photoshoot;p
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This little angel looks like she was trying to grab Mommy's face so she could get her undivided attention... good luck with that Naleigh, mommy's a narcissist. I bet she hasn't quit smoking and that she does it around the baby. She must smell like an ashtray.
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I like how the baby is reaching out for someone, anyone, to take her hand, and take her away.
Baby Bjork-shitting-eggs-on-the-red-carpet-costume is horrible. That kid is dying to be back in something comfortable like she used to wear in the orphanage.
Christ-the ho from the photohopping dept musta worked through the night on this pic...
The kid is chunky cutie though...
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 10:21pm.
This reminds me of a Jesus and Madonna pic
Oops. I was sure you meant the other Jesus and Madonna.
This reminds me of a Jesus and Madonna pic because of the beatific expression on the HAG and the 'all knowing' reaching out hand of the baby.
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Team Chubby-ass bebehs.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
All babies should be fat, its something kinda sad about a skinny baby
Why is this bloated stewardess famous?
I really need to know.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 5:07pm.
My kids have all been fatasses and grown out of it by the time they were two or three. Some babies are just prone to the chunk.
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This pic was photoshopped to hell and back and the cute little girl still looks like she doesn't want to be with the mean blonde lady.
(Look at those toes! They're so cute!)
Well I guess if you got everything money can buy, then adopting a minority baby is just the natural next step.
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I love the oil-painting effect of the cover. I think it's absolutely beautiful and the baby is her really cute with her little chunky self.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Naleigh is adorable! The cover looks good.
Way to whore the kid out.
aw, the chubby kid is so adorable! i want to reach into the interwebz and give her a hug.
My kids have all been fatasses and grown out of it by the time they were two or three. Some babies are just prone to the chunk.
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I just want to pinch those checks and snuggle that baby. She is a cutie pie!!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 12:25pm.
That Holie-BillyGoat spread is actually really good, and best part, so prophetic! Hahaha-there are signs of everything everywhere. I really believe you have to watch them like a hawk in the beginning of a romance-you know how they say that you see the reasons it could go downhill in the beginning... I would never make that my first photos hoot with a guy (what a funny thing to say-as if that would ever be an issue for me LOL).
As for this picture, um, I'm sure it's cute for them, but I'm not into babies and children being involved in their parents' spotlight. I think kids deserve privacy, but I also understand wanting to share your joy. Whatev, I don't have any, so what can I say.
Speaking of not having any, a friend and I were talking about how some of the best would-be parents don't seem to have kids because they understand the responsibility that it takes. I feel I'm surrounded by idiots who are being lazy with parenting (like with playing video games all day or saying they'll quit drinking as soon as the baby comes, etc.) and don't understand that to have a kid you should try to be financially and psychologically solid at the least. I guess accidents happen...okay, enough of that.
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I'm not really a fan of hers (although she was totally right about how fucking sexist 'Knocked Up' was), but she looks really lovely in that portrait. I know, I know. I'll show myself out.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:46pm.
I thought I had a better audience than this.
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If you need an "audience", sally jesse raphael, you'll have to troll elsewhere. Why not visit Robby Nova and his "world"? That's approximately pathetic enough.
I wish that the Big One would just rip OH from the face of the Earth.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Ohhh, ricki's a shit stirrer and has written many posts that are so ridiculously, passionately harsh, they make me laugh. He's(?) got some good writing skills and I'm pretty sure he's writing w/ a wink, even if he says he's not. Let's relax.
The bebeh is cute. Her mother is gross.
She is a cutie! No not Katherine, but the baby.
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Kaiser wondered in our last story on Naleigh - is it pronounced “Naw-Lee” or “Neigh-Lee”? Heigl said on Ellen that her name will be pronounced like “Neigh-Lee” http://www.celebitchy.com/71205/katherine_heigl_reveals_photos_of_her_ne...
I guess that means "naylee."
lol, or maybe "Ny-lee." Ny-lee High-gull.
Submitted by onthefringe on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 11:54am.
These two look like they don't get along. Oh and congrats on making a fat Asian kid - you don't see many of those around.
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That smoking Indonesian kid looked rather chub to me. I used to work with several Vietnamese-Americans, and their babies were just as chubby as most caucasian babies.
i just noticed that "earth mother teresa" look on her face lol. she was never a good actress! baby is cute
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:18pm.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:08pm.
My daughter's name is Asha and everyone who sees the name pronounces it Asia which just kills me. I think 4 strangers have gotten it correct in 10 years. I can imagine no one will pronounce Naleigh right either.
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My nephew's name is Asha but I've never heard my sister mention anyone having trouble pronouncing it. And how do you pronounce 'Naleigh'?
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I can't find a clarification for that...it's either Na-lee or Nay-lee....it's kinda bugging me now;p
PS. Pronouncing Asha as Asia just seems like drama-making to me lol. It's a pretty straightforward spelling, that one.
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I read somewhere (maybe Marie Claire) that it's pronounced "Nay-lee."
It's just one of those annoying "lee/leigh/lea" names that every little girl aged 8 and below seems to have nowadays.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Thanks for answering my question, islandgirl. I'm glad it was something surgically fixable since life can be hard enough without chronic pain.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
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Do you make your own crust? I'm terrible at making dough of any kind. I can bake a perfect roast chicken but basic chocolate-chip cookie dough eludes me.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:41pm.
Evil, some people just invite it, I guess.
I have quiche to make so I'll BBL. Cya!
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Oooooooo, Quiche! Yum! I love a good quiche, especially with a yummy, buttery crust. There used to be a place near me that made the best quiche, but sadly, the owner passed, so no more buttery crusted quiche for me! Spinach was my fave!
Sweet Jebus. Nothing but Ricki hate in every thread today!
Are you people NOT familiar with our regular Oscar the Grouch?
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:08pm.
My daughter's name is Asha and everyone who sees the name pronounces it Asia which just kills me. I think 4 strangers have gotten it correct in 10 years. I can imagine no one will pronounce Naleigh right either.
Asha is a pretty common Hindu name, so make more Indian friends and ease your frustrations ;) I don't find Naleigh all that cute though. I mean, she's kinda cute in an Inuit way.
Off topic: My baby niece came over for deepavali visiting today and oh my god, is she cute!!! She smiles at everything and fell asleep in my arms. My uterus just skipped a beat, I think I'm in love.
OT: I really like this cover, love the oil-painting effect and it would really stand out to me in a magazine rack.
So what if Ricky hates fat people and thinks the baby is fat? Aren't we all used to him already. Sheesh people, you'd think he was insulting you own ugly crotch fruit.
I'm team fat babies/reasonably sized adults btw.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
Apparently, Ricki has wandered away from his position of regularly posting shit over at PerezHilton.com.
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Heighl looks kind of expressionless, but the baby is cute.
I'm more interested in the article "On set with Sofia Coppola"
Clarity and openness are good, just ask Dr. Phil. Reconciliation seems like the next logical step. What say you guys?
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Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:39pm.
Ricki Lake is a good troll, except when she claimed she wasn't a troll when no one had actually accused her of being one. She slipped up there. Still, she got a lot of bites so...
angel_i did when she said the video link in her signature about internet trolls was about me. Kewlz.
1/10 on the stupid fucking outside comment meter. I thought I had a better audience than this.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 2:39pm.
Ricki claims to be a gay man.
Ancient. 27.
I really don't like getting bogged down by fat babies and irate mother types. The mom squad can save their ire for drunk drivers, 'cause I dislike kids to the point of normally excusing myself entirely, comments included. I just really wanted to highlight how much Kheig has let her stringent and ruthless ideals of success at all costs wane recently. I mean, no one making Life As We Know It is on top of their game. The Heig I know would never allow children to take over her 'me' time. The Heig I know wouldn't be parading Baby New Yearess around like a goddamn prop bouquet from 27 Dresses like shes Mother of the Year. The Heig I knew made fun of those girls and put cigarettes out on the hems of their dresses and pissed in back-alley dumpsters when we needed to pee on-the-go, fleeing from yet another drug deal gone wrong at some seedy club champagne room in East LA. That girl's carrying around fucking Kitson diaper genies and shit now. Talk about bullshit. So I apologize to fat babies and stuff but really that wasn't my main point. I just want my Kheig back to being the steeltrap thundercunt icebox bitch I fell in love with. Motherhood does not agree with her at all. And something tells me poor little Naleigh is one chocolate stain on the white carpet away from sleeping in 'the back nursery.' *chills*
Isn't it obvious that Ricki is a pudgy 45 year old limp dicked mo that truly has no life outside of the internet and hates women because he has mommy issues.
Evil, some people just invite it, I guess.
I have quiche to make so I'll BBL. Cya!
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