Friday, November 5th 2010

Vin In Brazil

Looking like an unofficial juice heads on the down low parade, Vin Diesel and his brahs rode their bikes along the beach in Rio before stopping to bust their biceps for the paps and to check out lady ass. They totally shouted in their outside voices, "Yes, we are checking out lady ass and it's hot! Lady ass is very nice. To reiterate, we like lady ass."

Vin is in Brazil to shoot yet another Fast and Furious shit show, because I really need yet another movie to NOT WATCH on Encore when they replay that shit every hour on the hour for two weeks straight. Why do I have Encore, seriously? Although, they did play Sugar & Spice the other night...

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moriah's picture

Red shirt is so fucking gross.

PinkStripes's picture

What a doofus.

salacious's picture

I remember that not so long ago he was A list for a brief minute and demanded $30 million dollars to be on the second Fast and The Furious, and now this is all he has left as an acting gig.

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Ew, it looks like their butts are swallowing up the bike seats. Nast.
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!

yeah, this diesel character is a total washed up, juiced up fag.

you've just been violated!

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Submitted by sonne on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:03pm.
I liked him in Chronicles of Riddick. Karl Urban was hot in that movie, too
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I agree!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 10:19am.

They look like bears riding tricycles in the circus
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vin's in rio where some of the most beautiful women in the world are and he's riding his bike down the road with a bunch of dudes....
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Miami's picture

Power top.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 10:19am.
They look like bears riding tricycles in the circus.

I ♥ IT HOT DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT

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Wasn't there a blind item about him being gay? oh wait.... publicity.... got it! *winkwink*

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ben_dover's picture

Hannah:Be careful, have fun. Ski masks are so done. Use these masks to fight the power and never bend over in the shower

btw mmmm on vin id do him all the time but no pee pee bulge you know what they say BIG MUSCLE small...

**how old is vin?his legs look old and veiny in the main pic**

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

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I love Sugar and Spice!!!...blah at Vin Diesel.

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They look like bears riding tricycles in the circus.

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DeeDee's picture

I have a soft spot for Vin Diesel. He looks just like an ex-boyfriend but with less roidy muscles and more hair.

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 12:50am.

I think a wise career move for Vin, at this point, would be Jersey Shore.
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That's what I thought these photos were of before I read the text.

I don't like Rio, which makes everyone exclaim "QUE?!" when I say it. Used to vacation there often when I was around 12, seeing how we lived near at the time.

I much prefer the beaches in the state of Rio-de-Janeiro. Well, actually Northeast Coast of Brazil is way better in terms of beaches.

But I guess Rio is more recognizable(and the beaches are also way more poluted too, hah! You could not pay me to go into that water.)

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Diesel's career is deader than Sharron Angle's brain, but it sure is nice seeing Rio on those pics.

I vacationed in Rio a long time ago and it was the best. Hanging out on the beach at Ipanema was heaven. Most beautiful people in the world. Which makes Diesel look like a fat, pasty-faced longshoreman. He is NOT aging well.

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This guy never done a thing for me. Next.

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Forget about Vin Diesel (like you haven't already)! Look at the juicehead next to him. Grotesque.

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oh god, another bunch of Muscle Marys.....

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Looking at these pics feels like watching an episode of "Entourage On Steroids".

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Who are you calling silly cow?

I think a wise career move for Vin, at this point, would be Jersey Shore.

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For the idiots that still think Vin is straight?

Remember how he was romantically linked to Michelle Rodriguez a few years ago?

And we all know she is not into peen.

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Time Warner Cable is such a rip off. WHY can't the consumer order channels on a pay as you go basis?
THAT action right there would shut so much shit show mess the fuck down if people stopped paying for visual fuckery they never look at.

Vin Diesel used to come sit at my lunch counter back in the 80s with his Cameo "Word UP" high top fade haircut along with his twin brother on their ninja motorcycles.. always was a real sweetheart of a guy..
I always hear the gay rumours but when you are that famous you can sleep with both sexes.. who knows and oh god in gay heaven , he must be sick of doing that Fast and Furious Fuckery himself , I would hate to be stuck in that role , 2nd billing to a bunch of car stunts and crashes , played out for Neanderthal Juice Heads to beat off to..
lordy..

can this nation GET any fucking dumber? now crazy is back in power for fuck sakes..

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

buddhistgirl69's picture

I watched Tokyo Drift a few times to see the fabulous Japanese style. They are what we will all be doing 10 years from now. Europe is 2-3 years ahead, Canada is 5 years back... Love looking at Japanese street fashion in their mags.

Wonda Land's picture

Vin honey, you're needed at my house, stat. And lose the wife-beater on the way over.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 9:20pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 8:23pm

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There was some article somewhere talking about cable tv losing more subs again.

Of course they blame the internet, blahblahblah...

Much easier to be that way instead of realizing they overcharge for a service that has become less and less appealing over the years.

I'd almost feel bad for the Premium channels trying to make some decent stuff, but I just can't when their ability to do so is not up to par(not for the price they charge anyway.)

I still chuckle at the old "Mad TV" parody of "XXX". The scene of the "Vin" attempting to kiss the comedienne playing Asia Argento is a classic. I was fascinated that they could "out" someone in such a hilarious manner.

Another Fast and Furious? No thanks...if I wanted to see fast and furious I'd watch There's a Hockey Team in my Ass #3

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

What a bunch of unattractive over-juiced men. And he's totally a power bottom.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 8:23pm

I hear you. I'm tempted to finally cut some of the channels (I'm tired of paying $100 for internet and tv, tv being the higher of the two) but everytime I try those bastards reel me in and give me some spill about not being a la carte, if I want one I have to pay for them all. At&t's just lucky I like their asses so much or I'd tell them to fuck off. It's either them or Time Warner and there's no way I'm dealing with Time Warner. Besides At&t gives visa gift cards so I guess they're not all that bad.

stefystef's picture

He is juicing BIG TIME! He's never been that big.
Is Vin going to finally come out the closet?

He looks more gay every time I see him.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 7:04pm

Same here. I have the highest package and every movie channel under the sun and there is NEVER ANYTHING ON. What's the point of having 1000 channels if there's nothing on? About 85% of those channels I can do without by the way.
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You and me both...I keep getting lazy and not calling the cable company to stop this parade of nothing. I do enjoy the HBO etc series, which is the only reason to keep this shit flowing into my house. How many times can you hit the remote and the only choice is some weeper on Lifetime?

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"The man's as gay as a picnic basket".

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 7:04pm

Same here. I have the highest package and every movie channel under the sun and there is NEVER ANYTHING ON. What's the point of having 1000 channels if there's nothing on? About 85% of those channels I can do without by the way.

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"lady ass" ??!? HAHAHAHAHAHA..vin is one of the gayest guys in hollywood.

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Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:04pm.

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Submitted by sonne on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:03pm.

Karl Urban was so yum there.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 7:01pm.
I somehow have a million Encore channels and right now some of the choices are 'Jonas Brothers: The Concert' or 'Gigli'.
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Koko I get that too. Also every "premium" channel known to man other than Starz (which sucks major donkey balls). I think I now get about 500+ channels on my flatscreen and THERE IS NOTHING ON I WANT TO WATCH. Am I alone here?

*goes back to drinking heavily*

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

I somehow have a million Encore channels and right now some of the choices are 'Jonas Brothers: The Concert' or 'Gigli'.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:04pm.
How do they wipe their asses with those huge, roided up flippers? Ack....I don't wanna know.
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My Dlist civic duty is to tell you these 'roid boyz use the plastic stick that holds toilet paper on the end. You can find them in the superscary Dr.Leonard catalog that goes to 100 year old people who have special needs.

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meatheads on parade

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Encore movies suck. Why watch porn when they don't even show penetration? Fuck that shit.

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Ok, i m officially HATING Time Warner now. Here i was, feeling special for getting all the Encore channels as an "apology" from TW for fucking up our phoneservice for 3 weeks, and now i see, that its just the ho-standard program.
*pouts*
That is some bullshit!!!

And i made the husband watch Steel Magnolias on Encore some weeks ago......He still hates me for it.
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He cannot act worth a shit he is horrible! That being said I would totally do him! He's hot

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Submitted by Frost on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:26pm.

Seems like being a daddy agrees with him.

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Someone's calling him "Daddy?" Where do I get on line?

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

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i'm slow and sarcastic.. can I have a mooooovie on Encore

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Seems like being a daddy agrees with him.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 6:01pm.

I somehow get Encore free with my cable package and there is NEVER a decent movie on. EVER!

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Their main channel sucks. You have to go to their off-channels, like Encore Drama, Romance, Mystery, etc... Sometimes they play very rare, not on DVD films, and if you're lucky, you might catch a very cool TV movie from the 70s or early 80s.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!