Lindsay Lohan Breaks Out Of Rehab, Goes To Forever 21
I'd like to think that Lindsay Lohan stowed away in a dirty laundry cart and jumped out of a moving van once it drove past the security gate at Betty Ford, but apparently the rehabbers are let out daily. Radar says that LiLo usually goes to Starbucks in Palm Desert, CA since one of the baristas there is a part-time dealer who sinks a tiny baggie of the bad shit into her Venti Frapp (that's a good trick actually), but she went to Forever 21 instead the other day. You know, because licking the ink from a broken security tag might give you a quick high.
The store manager (I really can't) tells Radar what LiLo spent $200 on, "Lindsay came in two days ago with another young woman. Lindsay kept to herself, but was friendly. Lindsay bought a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks. Her choices were for leisure wear. Lindsay spent about $200 total and she paid for the items herself. We were surprised that Lindsay was so low key. The only thing she asked us to do was to hold some of the items at the front until she was finished picking things out."
Usually whenever a bitch drags me to Forever 21 (which strangely enough is fairly often), I have to make sure that I'm medically or alcoholically numb enough to deal with their music doing wrong things to my ear drums. So that LiLo bitch is stronger than me (or the licking the ink thing is what works for her).
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Honestly shocked and saddened by this news...
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The only thing that surprises me is that she had $200 to her name.
Looking in the window of Forever21 (with John316 printed on the bottom of their shopping bags) I wonder how many children chained to machines across the world it took to produce their ultra crap. That company makes the world a sadder place for me.
This bitch! I thought we were done with her ass for a while!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by CORNDOG on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 4:22pm.
"You know she probably wears the pj bottoms once then has to throw them out. Otherwise they'd need a hazmat crew to handle her laundry." ?
You think she has the runs?
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Yeah.
Run to the closet: SNIFF
Run to the bathroom: SNIFF
Run outside behind the bushes: SNIFF
Run to Forever 21's dressing room: SNIFF
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Hohan needs to suck it up and go shopping with Joan at Target!
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Forever Skankyone, yep. Bitch is broke.
gets to go out every day? oh yeah, thats gonna save that girl.
when lilo's funeral is blaring across TMZ, that judge can take a nice healthy part of the blame.
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I know I'm an old hag and everything, but is it chic to shop in a torture chamber? The Forever 21 in our local mall shines bright lights out into the walkway so that you get blinded as you're walking past. And don't even get me started on Abercrombie and Fitch. Dark, smelly and LOUD.
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
"You know she probably wears the pj bottoms once then has to throw them out. Otherwise they'd need a hazmat crew to handle her laundry." ?
You think she has the runs?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 1:52pm
That's why she's shopping at Forever 21. She probably got like 50 items for that $200.
I think LiLo completed the inpatient portion of Betty Ford and is now living in one of the on-site residences in the Residential Day program. She's not getting special treatment.
Come at me bitch!
more like "forever 41" in her case.
Mr. M, you can share my bone any time!
Oh dear. LOL! *hugs*
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hmmm, when i was in rehab they didn't let me go shopping or to starbucks.
I've said it many times, I'll keep saying it: she doesn't take the court or the rehab process seriously. She keeps going to spa rehabs, and they keep letting her out to do whatever she wants. All her rehabs (le cirque in utah, promises in malibu, etc) are a joke, and don't attack the main problem she has: her arrogant entitled attitude.
Since they apparently don't want to go there, there's only one thing that will get her attention: a bloody nose. She needs to be thrown into jail, INTO GENERAL POPULATION. She needs to experience a horrific stay in jail (beat downs, intimidation, terrible food, stuff stolen, etc); it needs to be so horrific that every time she considers drinking/drugging, the thought of that jail humiliation & horror rears up. Aversion therapy is the only thing that will work for this bitch, because she doesn't want to get clean; rehab doesn't work if you don't want it to...
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 2:50pm.
The hell? I thought rehab was rehab and since the judge put her there for the next few months, that means she has to stay there. How is shopping and spending money she doesn't have "helping" her?
Skank.
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Out-patient therapy is what they probably call it. Miss Cokey is allowed out but undoubtedly she has a handler somewhere nearby who monitors what she does. I had a friend in rehab who could leave the facility if I took responsibility for their actions. Which goes to show that rehab is pretty much a joke if I was allowed to take someone out of it. You know I can't behave myself.
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"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 2:21pm.
Forever XXI sells "fashion" items that are meant to be worn once..... say a night at a club. The quality is well, there is no quality.... Nordstrom Rack all the way........
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Indeed! Nordstrom Rack all the way! My ex used to be the chef at one of their cafe's, and he got a discount buying at the regular store and the rack. We both loved shopping so it was awesome!!!
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The hell? I thought rehab was rehab and since the judge put her there for the next few months, that means she has to stay there. How is shopping and spending money she doesn't have "helping" her?
Skank.
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Wow it's a good thing she's paying her dues and learning her lesson for breaking the law *HUUUUGE eyeroll*
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i'm starting to really think that the whole court case, rehab, jail thing is all just done on a stage somewhere. jeebus, i'm starting to sound like those people who don't believe in the moon landing! this chick has not a care in the world. i'm left with only one question... where the fuck does this bitch get money?!?!
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She is allowed to go shopping and for coffee now that she is no longer inpatient at the clinic and is doing Residential Day Treatment.
Forever XXI sells "fashion" items that are meant to be worn once..... say a night at a club. The quality is well, there is no quality.... Nordstrom Rack all the way........
I don't have any money right now, so I don't shop. It sucks, but I do what I have to do. Lindsay, you are a schmuck.
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
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She may have bought stuff this time, but next time, she'll be shoplifiting from Forever 21. Mark my words.
Wow, I've been a Hot Slut for 1 year and 51 weeks. Time flies.
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Will you kindly get the fuck up out of my face?
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She can't afford rehab yet can go on shopping sprees, what an idiot.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I can't stand Olberman. He's as pompous and condescending as Glenn Beck. Can't stand that personality type.
Congrats on the baby!! Babies are awesome. :)
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 1:39pm.
Is this an open post cause no one talks about Lohan anymore. Washed up gringe.
Well. seems Olbermann got kicked out of MSNBC over some campaign contributions. Damn! I like him. Haven't seen him in a long time cause i'm to exhausted with my new baby, but still.
Forever 21 is below Wal-mart in quality & price. Their stuff is so cheap. She must really be broke.
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I thought she didn't have any money?
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
- 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
You know she probably wears the pj bottoms once then has to throw them out. Otherwise they'd need a hazmat crew to handle her laundry.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 1:39pm.
Forever 21 sounds like an awful store with terrible clothes.
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It is.
All the high dollar shopping in Palm Spgs and she went HERE?
"Usually whenever a bitch drags me to Forever 21 (which strangely enough is fairly often), I have to make sure that I'm medically or alcoholically numb enough to deal with their music doing wrong things to my ear drums."
Yes! Been in this store twice and the music almost made me stop liking music.
Is this an open post cause no one talks about Lohan anymore. Washed up gringe.
Well. seems Olbermann got kicked out of MSNBC over some campaign contributions. Damn! I like him. Haven't seen him in a long time cause i'm to exhausted with my new baby, but still.
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Forever 21 sounds like an awful store with terrible clothes.
Bet that old man paid the $200 she sucked him in the alley.
Forever 21 is bottom of the barrel in cheapness. Oh and whackness too....their stuff is lame-o.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
This is just another attempt by LiLo to stay relevant and in the general public's memory.
Forever 21? Bitch is oficially broke. I mean, this cunt spent her time shopping at Chanel and shit.
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Cheap poor quality store!
Did one of her "sponsors" finance this shopping spree?
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