Friday, November 5th 2010
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
At the opening of the Realm Boutique in NYC last night, Blake NotSoLively came out in an outfit that should only be worn by side-pieces trying to make a break for it before they get a wife stiletto to the neck. It's like you're in the middle of blowing saliva bubbles into your trick's peen hole when you hear a "Honey, I'm home!!!" coming from the hallway. The jig is up. Any master whore will grab their dude's shirt, pull the Christmas skirt from under the tree and tear off the strap from a messenger bag before diving out of the window. That's what this shit looks like.
Wait, does anybody know if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have their Christmas tree up way early?
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WHY WON'T SOMEONE MAKE LEIGHTON MEESTSER HAPPEN?!!!
She is by far the best actress on Gossip Girl. I like Blake Lively, but LM deserves more spotlight than she gets.
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She is a cornball.
"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 12:58pm.
Who has she fucked to be promoted so much? Is she the daughter/related to someone important in the industry?
Honestly I feel like I hear about her all the time but she seems boring... I see so many madison avenue/5th avenue tricks who look just as gorgeous standing around acting like rich snobs...
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She doesn't have to act it. Her family is such rich successful NY family and she's been pushed into the industry by them. So yes, she is typecast. Thank God when that shitass show she's on his cancelled we won't have to see her SJPeePee face anymore. She can go live on a horse farm in Kenesucky.
I love me some bitches like this. They've been dressed by stylists for so long, they couldn't manage on their own if they had a Vera Wang dress and Neil Lane pearls...but they THINK they can dress themselves and everyone will love their outfit. LMAO. Sorry Blake -- this is one big hairy DON'T in Glamour magazine. Go run crying back to your dresser, you stupid ho.
Funny, but this is so wrong, it is almost right. I wish the shirt tails weren't hanging out... this girl might like Issey Miyake, or Rei!
Seriously though. The skirt is not cute. It's just sparkly. You musn't confuse the two. Can this outfit be saved? Yes. Get rid of the skirt, get rid of the belt,replace it with a black belt and you get a C- instead of a D+. She's not really that thin, either. She just looks completely average in every respect except common sense.
Seriously though. The skirt is not cute. It's just sparkly. You musn't confuse the two. Can this outfit be saved? Yes. Get rid of the skirt, get rid of the belt,replace it with a black belt and you get a C- instead of a D+. She's not really that thin, either. She just looks completely average in every respect except common sense.
All that's missing from this outfit is a Halloween wig, some bat wings, and a can opener.
Submitted by Chips on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 2:58pm.
No stylist? Then she doesn't look bad. I love it when celebrities dress themselves.
Apparently, Carrie Muligan doesn't have a stylist either.
Blake NotSoLively = tacky, tawdry trick.
That is all.
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Did she lose like 50lbs in a month or so? She was never this gaunt. In fact, that was the only good thing about her.
I love it. She looks young and cool.
I love the skirt. I've never seen anything she has done, but she doesn't seem as bad as most starlets out there. She does however need to eat a few hundred cheeseburgers and it probably wouldn't hurt to slap on some sunscreen. She's waaaay too young to have skin that leathery.
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Who is she? She doesn't look right to me.
Hahahahahahahahahaha*skirt*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha*belt*
hahahahahahahahahahaha*shirt*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*face*
hahaha...heh...*snort*
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Who the fuck said this bitch was pretty?! She's as fug as Zellweger and Leann Rimes to me!
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That shit is nice. -MK
I don't know who she is and prefer it that way. As for her costume, it's probably an "accident" she already regrets. I used to dress up in some whack shit when I was her age but fortunately no one cared except me and therefore it wasn't transmitted to the world.
She did a pretty editorial piece in Vanity Fair or Vogue this summer, but fuck, she drives me crazy. Her stupid fucking "I care so much" voice on gossip girl drives me nuts. She's so god damn whiney. "Oh mom, I'm just here to support you." "Dad, I love you. I just want you in my life." "Nate, you weren't there for me, 'cause you were doing homework, so I just need a break right now." She's like the star of that lame show but all you want to see is everyone else.
Man everyone is so hard on her! I think she looks cute & I really love that she supposedly doesn't have a stylist which is why she has th GD outfit on. ...& I do think she was a BI last year but it was because she WOULDN'T screw Harvey Weinstein alá Gretchen Mol. Of course, who knows how true that is....
Is she crying?
This Blake chic cracks me up. First she buys the director line "fucky times will get you the part" and flatlines there. Then she come out in daylight looking like a special needs orphan. Fking confusing.
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Well, I don't think she got uglier. She did have a nose job, but everything else looks the same.
LOL...someof you bitches in here are acting like she has a Cammy Diaz face or something :) It's plain but it's not tragic....
"Wait, does anybody know if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have their Christmas tree up way early?"
lol!
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Who has she fucked to be promoted so much? Is she the daughter/related to someone important in the industry?
Honestly I feel like I hear about her all the time but she seems boring... I see so many madison avenue/5th avenue tricks who look just as gorgeous standing around acting like rich snobs...
Is Hollywood really at an all time low for finding talented, interestingly beautiful actresses?
Yeah, I already knew the answer to that as soon as I typed it.
Why is she famous? When was the last time she ate anything?
I agree with the poster below who said she used to be pretty. I definitely think it's excessive dieting/drugs. And why isn't that Leighton chick the one getting famous? She's young and very healthy-looking. She's actually a natural blonde also, if that's all they're looking for. Blake Lively has appeal, but I see her as an actress who should make it when she's older, but not a young "it" girl. And the more she lets them throw her at every media outlet, the less the public will respond. The appeal has to be based on some role like "Pretty Woman" or some Sandra Bullock shit. That's how you create a star.
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-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
I don't hate the skirt! But does anyone else get a bootleg AJ Langer - circa the 90's - thing from her?
Outfit aside, JUST CINCH IT! (SNL fans remember The GAP bitches), I don't hate her.
She's cute, normal looking.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Another reason this one will never happen-homegirl canNOT dress and tries too damn hard! This is her winter outfit, and the rest of the year it's ho shit. Pff!
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"...tits sag, IQ doesn't."
-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
Annoying bitch and the most horrible disaster of putting together of pieces which Im sure she looked in the mirror and called herself FABULOUS!
I can't with her.
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Ugh. If she gets any skinnier.
She used to be gorgeous, WTH happened? Loved her on Gossip Girl. It was hilarious to see how after she got her titty balls installed EVERY single outfit show wore on teh show had a neck line that dropped to her pelvic bone.
She's pretty, I guess, in that blonde captain of the lacrosse team with an intimidating body and a permanant tan kinda way. But for Hollywood standards, she's SO BORING and vanilla.
P.S. Apparently she's being considered to play Daisy in The Great Gatsby opposite Leo. PUKE!!
Looks like sucking on Harvey Weinstein's peen is taking it's toll on her.
Can Hollywood please stop trying to make this bitch happen? She's got the homeliest mug, plus two awful looking tit implants. And let's not forget to mention her heinous so-called acting - not that lack of talent bothers those film execs, but still!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 11:20am.
I kinda think the skirt is cute...even the belt if it were another color than tan. The shirt is ridiculous looking, especially hanging out the bottom. Reminds me of damn cut off shorts with the pockets hanging out...so damn fugly.
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I agree with all you've written here. That skirt would be have been pretty with almost ANYTHING other than what she's paired it with.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
NO, cowjam, carey pugsleyface cheeky fat mullijowls would not make a good daisy!! damn.
please god not scarjo either.
blake before scarjo.
It grosses me out that she did this on purpose. Because any attention is worthwhile attention, non?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
i loveloveloved when mk said "why is hollywood still trying to make blake lively happen?" bc those were my thoughts exactly!! her pr person must be paying vig. she's in the ny post everyday... WHY??
Looks like her stylist wanted to sabotage her.
I kinda think the skirt is cute...even the belt if it were another color than tan. The shirt is ridiculous looking, especially hanging out the bottom. Reminds me of damn cut off shorts with the pockets hanging out...so damn fugly.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Oh and I'm pretty sure those booties are LAST season Chanel...The SHAME!!! You'd think she'd be hooked up being Anna's muse and all...
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Mrs. Harvey Weinstein is a fashion designer. Perhaps she had a hand in this fuckery. Full disclosure: I used to think that Blake was a beautiful girl. WTF happened to her face??? Curse you, Mrs. Weinstein!!!!
And wouldn't Carey Mulligan make a better Daisy Buchanan?
Another one with a hot bod and an effed up face. Kinda reminds me of Gisele.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
juniperjump: I loved your avie's movie!!
I'm out.. Be well, be safe, be happy.
God- she is not an attractive girl.
she used to be pretty, now she has lost her looks. drugs?
lol @ the christmas tree skirt...so true.