Eddie Cibrian & LeAnn Rimes Are Engaged: Take 9,934,897
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes recently EHEHEHEHEHEHE-ed about a Twit Pic of him fake proposing to her in front of their future wedding chariot of love. They said it was all just a joke. But E! News is now saying that Eddie has slipped a shiny ring (bought with LeAnn's AMEX) on Falcor's paw before jumping on her back to take a celebratory ride through Fantastica. Apparently, the two are engaged for real. Yeah, I'm not sure I'll believe this until I see a wolf with a boy's head in his mouth. This is what E! has to say about this mess:
Eddie Cibrian is going to make an honest woman out of LeAnn Rimes. Though it didn't happen on Halloween, the recently divorced actor indeed popped the question recently and the duo are engaged, a source tells E! News.So no wonder Brandi Glanville wants to have a civil sit-down with her kids' future stepmom... Glanville, who has two children with Cibrian, told E! News today that she planned to meet with her sworn enemy pal-in-the-making next week.
That stampeding noise you hear isn't LeAnn running around gloating to anybody and everybody about this shit. It's the mob of bitches screaming "What goes around, comes around...karma....blah blah blah". But I say, good for these two wrong bitches.
I mean, LeAnn is obviously with Eddie because the dick hits her right. The dick is so good that it has her nostrils flaring like a coked up bull and makes her squint so hard that Eddie has to pry her eyelids off with a wooden spatula. And Eddie's with LeAnn, because he likes to buy purdy and shiny things. So it's a mutually beneficial relationship that will probably end with a story on Radar Online about how Eddie down low dicked some cocktail waitress on LeAnn's favorite chair. But so what.
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously?
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Well they always say, "if they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you." I think you can tell that I don't think they will even make it to the altar let alone a real lasting marriage.
Glitter Kitty,
Well if you weren't spending so much taking the time and energy to post comments about me, I would have thought you were in a straight jacket.
Well you are just doing what you do best, right? Start fights.
snideychick,
Apparantly you do, since you are here commenting on it, right?
Let's not forget Glitter Kitty, I mean takes the time she is supposed to be working just to comment about me.
The reason women have such animosity towards other women is b/c of cheating whores like LR. Makes me sad.
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FUCK!!! AMAZING!!! This is the first time I've seen both their eyes!
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They fill you with the faults they had
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Squinty McCheater was a no-show at the Shape party, because she's allegedly sick. Maybe she got an eye job and was finally forced to look at herself in the mirror.
He is so hot, a shame he is such a d-bag.
I cannot stand these 2 jerks! There was always something shady about Eddie Cibrian. He looked like a stealh asshole! And Leann, with her beyond squinty eyes and gummy-ass Terminator grin, simply bugs! Can't wait 'til Karma hands both of them their asses...on a silver platter!
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I would hit that man from the back to the front and back again. He is fucking H.O.T.
she has the body of a young boy that being said I wish these two the best (I doubt they will make it to the alter)
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Imho she left a gay man to be with another gay man who is just banging tons of chicks to try and 'seem' hetero. Just an opinion!
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I loathe these two.
And if she thinks he'll be fidelitous, she has another thing coming... Reality check coming up.
And OMG.. I can't stand Dr. Phill ( and I know this is not OP) but it was about putas and putos.. unbelivable!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 10:21am.
Hey LisaRose, go get married, have your husband fuck another woman and humiliate you, then tell me how we are all just misunderstanding the situation
AMEN!
Awww and LeAnn thinks she will now be the one and only... LOL...
Hey LisaRose, go get married, have your husband fuck another woman and humiliate you, then tell me how we are all just misunderstanding the situation.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Because marrying the whore you cheated on your spouse with ALWAYS turns out to last forever.
/sarcasm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 9:34am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "What chaps my ass about these two isn't that they cheated. Yeah, it sucks but it happened. It's that they won't shut the fuck UP about it."
Agree.
Also, people keep saying that Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie got a free pass. But they didn't. The fact that people still bring up their names when talking about "homewreckers" is proof that they are. And that shit happened YEARS ago. Dlisters are STILL calling AngieJo out for it. So Lee Ann will be getting shit until Eddie dumps her ass. And probably another decade after.
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But I'm talking about in the press. Here at Dlisted, everyone is fair game and we talk about Holie and Julia's.
The difference in my mind is that Julia = America's Sweethear in the press. Angelina = Second Coming of Christ.
The press is calling out Rimes on her affairsm and painting her in the unflattering light that they haven't with Hollywood royalty.
I don't know...I think the hate thing for squints 2.0 is two part. One, she is ugly as hell. Two, I don't know....I have too much love for other women to be a nasty desperate bitch and sex on someone else's man. I think we (women) sometimes project that other women will understand (because we're women:)) how it would feel if it happened to them, so they won't do it to us. But the fact of the matter is, many women feel NO kinship whatsoever with anything other than their low self esteem and need to feel wanted.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 7:49am.
What chaps my ass about these two isn't that they cheated. Yeah, it sucks but it happened. It's that they won't shut the fuck UP about it. A year later and she's still doing interviews talking about it. Whatever you are, own it. You're a cheater, fine. But these two flaunt their relationship like they fell the fuck outta heaven in each other's arms instead of having the common sense to live a downlow life together and avoid criticism.
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It's probably the glue that is keeping them together.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "What chaps my ass about these two isn't that they cheated. Yeah, it sucks but it happened. It's that they won't shut the fuck UP about it."
Agree.
Also, people keep saying that Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie got a free pass. But they didn't. The fact that people still bring up their names when talking about "homewreckers" is proof that they are. And that shit happened YEARS ago. Dlisters are STILL calling AngieJo out for it. So Lee Ann will be getting shit until Eddie dumps her ass. And probably another decade after.
Personally I feel LeAnn was probably in a sexless marriage. Dean was probably wonderful to her in many ways but I feel she was a virgin when she met Eddie. Eddie swept her off her feet and it'll probably be LeAnn who gets hurt in the end or it could be a relationship that lasts forever. I think LeAnn also likes that he has kids and it makes her feel normal to have this instant family. LeAnn is another one of those overworked showbiz kids who didn't get to be a kid. Let's stop hating on her so much.
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She is a dog even with her chin implant, nose job, and all the other procedures she has had done. He is gorgeous but I think he is using her. The thing is they were screwing while he was still married. I don't think he is in love with her.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 2:48am.
Look I am married myself so hardly going to cheer for her, but why all the hate for her? Seriously this happens all the time and surely she is hardly the first celeb to cheat with a married man? Is it because she is not as pretty as Julia, Angie Ho etc? Because they all jumped on married peen as well. I know Angelina gets her fair share of hate but this backlash against Leann seems a bit over the top. If anything he is in the wrong having a wife and kids, at least Leann could argue she was married to a maybe gaybe husband for 8 years and upgraded with Eddie.
Sorry Gretchen I know you will be desperately trying to untie your straighjacket reading all this and will want to reply but I don't get the amount of hate for Leann. And I actually HATE her music so I am not a fan.
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I keep hearing this "because she talks about it all the time." Um, didn't Angelina shove her fucking partnership down our throat with their wild lovemaking stories as well? That they weren't boning each other until it was over and were friends but fell in love on the set...blah blah blah.
At least these two don't paint themselves as the Holy Mother and Her Disciple off to save third world nations and New Orleans.
They may martyr themselves but I think its because unlike the other Hollywood cheaters, they get asked continually about their affair. They don't get the pass that Julia Roberts & Angelina get.
What is it going to take to get these two to shut up and GO AWAY? An act of Congress? Time for Dems and Repubs to unite over this issue!
This bitch must be doing some Cirque de Soliel shit ,like anal while somehow bending backwards to tickle his taint with her tongue.
It's the only explanation for this fuckery.
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Nick and Manillafolders don't bother me at all and lol re Jessica's gonna gain 20 lbs
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Maybe this is why Eddie's ex went out and got shit faced and charged with DUI.
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What chaps my ass about these two isn't that they cheated. Yeah, it sucks but it happened. It's that they won't shut the fuck UP about it. A year later and she's still doing interviews talking about it. Whatever you are, own it. You're a cheater, fine. But these two flaunt their relationship like they fell the fuck outta heaven in each other's arms instead of having the common sense to live a downlow life together and avoid criticism.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Trust me on this one!! These TWO famewhores are LOVING the attention!!! They are MILKING this event for all the press!!
Trust me! there wasn't one single remotely interesting article on either of them for YEARS! now they are the celebrities du jour!!
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 8:12pm.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Millivanilli are also engaged. Jessica is going to gain 20 lbs in the next week, trust.
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ITA; why isn't MK talking about them instead of these two famewhoring game players?
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ita as well...so hope mk does a post on those two. tho love to hate on leann & her man. they look like they're related on some level.
AND why is everyone looking like a lizard...leann & eddie, david cassidy & now tilda. the hell?
speaking of hell...a daily bible guide on dlisted...have to love it.
countdown clock till hes fucking someone else fo sho!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 7:18am.
I think marriage is exactly what these two deserve. I couldn't think of a better punishment for their immoral acts.
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^^^^^^this...right here...and i'm not even a fan of marriage...
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I think marriage is exactly what these two deserve. I couldn't think of a better punishment for their immoral acts.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep: "I hope this stupid woman doesn't think she was special because she was the only woman he was having an affair with when he was married. I'm sure she wasn't.... He looks like he fell out of 1990's Sears catalogue. He should be on a yacht, standing around in his underwear staring at his watch. She looks like a llama on meth."
I'm on the floor, Khensu! And even better, it's all true.
But she DOES think she's special. She's better than any woman he's ever met. He said so.
Getting married will take the fun out of it.
Just watch, he'll be bonin' his next leading lady in no time. Trust.
Oh and I also co-sign on putting a gag on these two. Incessantly twatting all their activities just shows that they are insecure about their relationship. Yeah i'm looking at you too Dummy and Ass-wipe Kutcher.
LMAO @ y'alls and MK's descriptions of LR ahahahahahh
I am already bored waiting for their breakup
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I wish the media would stop covering their famewhore asses. Nobody cared what they were doing until they started slutting it up together. I forgot LeAnn Rimed even existed until her grade-school catfight remarks with her man's wife were all over the news.
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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/05/2010 - 3:54am.
You aren't alone.
I want a partner, but more or less just a fun/sexual relationship, and if we end up falling in love, that's cool but I'm not in a rush. I just want to wave my freak flag for a while.
My problem with marriage is that it seems like there's just no pleasing each other.
"This one's too clingy; that one's too distant. "
"This one's too attractive so I can't trust them; I'm not attracted to this person so I have a porn addiction instead."
"The sex is too good; The sex isn't good enough."
"All we do is have sex; we don't have enough sex."
I feel like I can't win because no matter what I'd be doing something wrong. I don't want that.
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Aaaaand...GO.
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-EveryStrangersEyes
Test. (What the fuck? It ate my signature quote!)
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Why, why, WHY do people keep getting married? They (especially in Hollyweird) get married once, it doesn't work out. They get married twice, it doesn't work out. They get married a third time, it doesn't work out, etc, etc. What the hell is wrong with just living together? No engagements, no marriages, no pressure, no divorces. Better yet don't live together, keep seperate homes for fuck sake!
I feel like a fucking alien in this society. Im single and love it! Never married, never will be. If I meet someone I like great, if I don't great. If I do happen to meet someone I DO NOT want to move in with them! I want to keep my own place/space. Is that so fucking weird lol?
I will never understand why every fucking major relationship some people get into has to end in marriage (followed by divorce, more often than not)!
Eddie is a drop-dead-GORGEOUS homosexual and further proof is provided by Eddie's 'hookup' with this elderly fish!
Look I am married myself so hardly going to cheer for her, but why all the hate for her? Seriously this happens all the time and surely she is hardly the first celeb to cheat with a married man? Is it because she is not as pretty as Julia, Angie Ho etc? Because they all jumped on married peen as well. I know Angelina gets her fair share of hate but this backlash against Leann seems a bit over the top. If anything he is in the wrong having a wife and kids, at least Leann could argue she was married to a maybe gaybe husband for 8 years and upgraded with Eddie.
Sorry Gretchen I know you will be desperately trying to untie your straighjacket reading all this and will want to reply but I don't get the amount of hate for Leann. And I actually HATE her music so I am not a fan.
That dog-ugly creature had a hit like 10 years ago and the guy thinks he's ogling at millions of dollars?
"Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously?"
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Gretchen does.
This is just like Tori and Dean all over again. These men pick the ugly ones with low self esteem, tell them that they are a beautiful princess, and BAM meal ticket!
I think it's likely that they were already passing their respective genital organs around before they met. Once she serenaded him with "Can't Fight The Moonlight" it was a done deal for him.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
And what's with cocktail waitresses?
I mean, not all of them, but are the...*ahem*...high profile ones just a synonym for "klassy whore" or what?
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