Thursday, November 4th 2010
Light As A Thetan, Stiff As A....
Thanks to Tommy Girl's acute ability to imagine almost anything as a gigantic dick, he was able to bravely hug on to the tip of the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, and then repel down its shaft. You know that shit was making his Scientolohole slobber something messy. Yeah, it was kind of gross for the people down below who realized that the sticky globs of caramel milk hitting the top of their heads wasn't pigeon caca, but Tommy had a good time and that's all that matters!
Here's more of Tommy doing big boy stuff for Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Do not look directly into the dark eye of his Ken Doll crotch or you might start feeling a little glib later on.
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And this just in:
Tom Cruise is really weird and perhaps a closeted homosexual!
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
As cray cray as this man is, he seems to completely disappear into his characters for me. The dude is talented and a true movie star, despite it all. He just has that quality, and I don't think even Brad Pitt can match it. Sucks he revealed himself so much that it ruined some of the mystique, but his films usually rule.
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"...tits sag, IQ doesn't."
-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
This movie is going to suck. And it's no surprise he would resort to cheap parlor tricks in order to take the attention away from his horrible acting. He is a self absorbed phony with a Napolean complex.
Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 6:22pm.
I'm just being a dick. Carry on with your spelling Nazi-ism. You can do an accented small E on an MS keyboard with (NumLock on) Alt-130 (release Alt).
I'm not a fan, but I have to applaud his courage in doing his own stunts. It certainly adds credibility to the scenes when you know that's actually him and not some no-name stunt person.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 4:15pm.
MK, honey, we love you, but its "rappel" or "abseiling" if you prefer. "Climbing" works, too. Best wishes from The Spelling Nazi.
It's "it's," too. Best wishes.
Touche with an acute accent over the e. I have a weird keyboard with strange symbols where the punctuation marks should be. I think IT IS Turkish.
what a self-absorbed tool he is.
Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 4:15pm.
MK, honey, we love you, but its "rappel" or "abseiling" if you prefer. "Climbing" works, too. Best wishes from The Spelling Nazi.
It's "it's," too. Best wishes.
Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 4:15pm.
MK, honey, we love you, but its "rappel" or "abseiling" if you prefer. "Climbing" works, too.
You are right of course... but the words 'shaft' and 'repel' in regards to Tommy girl is funny enough for me!
MK, honey, we love you, but its "rappel" or "abseiling" if you prefer. "Climbing" works, too. Best wishes from The Spelling Nazi.
Great way for him to get publicity to try and fill half the theater.
Besides him being batshit crazy I can't think of anything else that justifies any negativity towards him, so.
Where's a gale force gust of wind when you need one.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Jump, Tommy! Zenu will protect you!
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Former CO$ member, Marc Headley, talks of his experience with Tom Cruise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2w4smK41IU&feature=related
The selection of Katie Holmes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQrSYxy5m4&feature=related
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:06pm.
Excellent. I like how you roll.
Say what you will about Tom and his cult crazy, but he's still hot. But it's too bad Tom's cult leader is the only one getting a piece of that charismatic hotness. And more important, Tom's fat bank account.
Please don't hate me Dlisters, but I would still hit it. You know, like if he was the last man on this earth.
Dirk hit it right on-he's desperate. Besides, with his magic OT VIII powers, he would never all, just magically float to the ground. (insert eyeroll)
There's something desperate about him these days...
Poor Tom. He should quit the business, let Katie out of her cage and settle down in the Keys with John Travolta.
Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 12:54pm.
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The other day my brother was offering me dvds and I said no to Knight and Day because I can't stand Cruise. I figured WTH and took The Bounty Hunter because I can watch Slut Butler. Then we had a family dinner at Crapplebees.
He desperately wants to prove he's still a Hollywood stud. Trying to keep up appearances with hair dye and probably plugs, ridiculous shoe lifts, fake trophy wife and so on. I agree he should stop the action hero/wannabe young hunk charade and try to find interesting parts. I actually liked him in Collateral where he played a hitman with grey hair.
DWM - the links I sent you are from a website 100% against Scientology, and have created this website to expose the lies.
Climbing buildings is soooo glib...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
I'll have to second Mrs. Patrick Campbell's thought regarding who does actually watch these movies?
Perhaps it's the boyfriends and husbands of the chicks who watch shit like Bride Wars or The Bounty Hunter.
They probably go out to eat at Applebees before the movie at the Cineplex.
I'm so afraid of heights now that I get uncomfortable standing at the foot of a building that tall and looking UP at it...no amount of money could get me out on a flipping silly band dangling off the side of it!
He's still a big douche though.
I'm scared to click M.E.
What if they come get me in the middle of the night.
Where is my tinfoil?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
DWM - Decoder link:
http://www.xenu.net/archive/dictionary/
DWM - here, check this link...lots of links to help you decode CO$ gibberish:
http://www.xenu.net/
another mission impossible? this freak should go the magnolia way and find interesting parts and shit and stop trying to project his illusions to the world.
I just watched his Scientologist rant.. WTF was he saying?
I know there are words there and I can recognize them as english.. but I have NO IDEA what he is saying.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I wish Dubai would implode.
*chanting as always*
Proof that he is batshit insane...who the fuck agrees to do their own stunts when it means hanging off a 5,000 story building??...or however tall it is.
I still laugh my ass off at "Scientolohole" ;-)
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Wow, that's an awful lot of crotch shots for one post.
Now let's see him do an upside-down kiss, ala Spiderman, but between him and Will Smith. Now that's the money shot.
i really don't want to see undershots of tommygirl...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
He's gross.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
If there was any real danger, I doubt an insurance company would insure this production. Unless they're AIG, all bailed out and governmenty protected. Other than the scary evil face in thumb#3, there's no real proof that's Tommy in any of these pics, and the bg in #3 could be faked.
Fucker tries so hard, and I still can't stand him. Where are the gravelings when you need them?
Dope on a rope. ********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
No, that building isn't a phallic symbol, no, no, no. Would have loved to hear the idea guys talk this up "Tom will scale the world's tallest building because there is a superthing on top he needs to steal back. Or something. It will be awesome". Bwhahahahaa! Actually, it won't be awesome. It will end up in the 2/$5 bin at a Walmart near you in six months.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Do people (people with a functioning brain, that is) actually pay money to see Tammy's movies?
(Tammy's culo is self-lubricating!)
He does his own stunts to appear more manly, I think.
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DWM AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls off chair*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
I never tire of watching the "increasingly odd Tom Cruise" from the BBC's old Time Trumpet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI_EHDgfskk
wow he is doing his own stunts...this is more for publicity than anything since nowadays that type of scnes can be done with green screen in the safety of a studio and computer generated. He wants to be a dare devil in his old age...bitch please.
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Whoa!!! That's a tall building!!! Tom good for u doing the stunts yourself because that is crazy!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Spiderman, you are not.
damn, I have to say, that's kinda brave!
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SPidergay Spidergay.. does whatever a regular gay does
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Whatever else you say about Tom, he sure has cojones. I would never never do that.