Wednesday, November 3rd 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Verdine White
Here's the giddy to my yup Verdine White sealing up the cracks in the sidewalk with the hot syrup that jumps off the tips of his hair every time he flips that shit.
You know how you've been wondering of if you should pay a visit to the morgue of 90s glamour (aka the cardboard box in your parents' garage marked "WHY?!") to pull out those designer impostor jeans you bought from the juniors department at Bradlees back in the day? Well, this precious portrait of Verdine holds your answer (SPOILER ALERT: Every kind of YES!!!).
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:51pm
I had a broken laptop screen, too. I found this vid that showed you how to replace it yourself, you just had to order the screen from somewhere. The replacement screen for the Dell was $120 and just followed the directions to replace it and voila. It was actually pretty easy to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_FtMr_40-w
I almost feel sorry for this guy...
http://gawker.com/5533246/small-penis-jokes-ignite-airport-meltdown
i'm sure that nobody cares(well, maybe bambam), but... i think i've found my theme song for the evening...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd4jYaoXt-U
i'm drinking wine... don't judge me!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:51pm
Haha, i jacked up my screen last week. It doesn't work anymore, so now I have to pray I can get it fixed, otherwise that's 1200 dollars (not to mention a bunch of personal shit.) down the drain.
*flush*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Ahhh...the Zahra Baker story...I hope both POS "parents" get charged soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. On another note I foolishly cracked my laptop screen (it still works) by trying to use it in bed with a bedridden Mr.K and ended up falling on my head trying to save the computer.
EDIT: And I have a big old Klingon looking bump on my forehead and a nasty scratch, and a hell of a headache.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:40pm.
Hey guys...total sadness. The police who are looking for Zahra Baker just found a bone fragment in the woods. *cries*
I reeeaaaallly want to go home... I feel like absoulute shit. *pours cocktail*
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(((Hugs)))
*clinks glass*
Hey guys...total sadness. The police who are looking for Zahra Baker just found a bone fragment in the woods. *cries*
I reeeaaaallly want to go home... I feel like absoulute shit. *pours cocktail*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 6:04pm.
{hugs to QBk} Toggling back n forth and was about to quit the internet and my comp altogether cause I'm beat.
Omggggggosh!! Oh no. lol! =D Dare I ask what the next move is for whomever? That's an offline convo, for sure, lmaO!
You just take care of that clavicle first, girl, okay?? Ain't nothing raunchy happening while you got shit slinged up or braced up or whatthehell ace bandage shit you probs got goin on and stuff! =P
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:50pm.
*walks into OP room in floor length, gold silk crepe Klein gown, JH's "I see your face" playing softly in the background, seamlessly lifts a flute of champagne off a passing server's tray and heads straight to the double door balcony and silently weeps a little*
Don't put on Bridges of Madison County when you've been reminiscing about the great love of yore. Just don't.
*meek wave to y'all; guzzles champagne*
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HEY CAPPY GUESS WHAT?
NEIGHBOR MAN IS SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Ok, I'm out. I've had it. I'm beat from stress.
See you all tomorrow.
Hope BH gets the stick outta his ass and talks to me like a human tonight.
♥
Madamex:
Yes totally into Boardwalk Empire I've missed like 2 episodes. Only watching meanwhile my main bitch True Blood is back!
*walks into OP room in floor length, gold silk crepe Klein gown, JH's "I see your face" playing softly in the background, seamlessly lifts a flute of champagne off a passing server's tray and heads straight to the double door balcony and silently weeps a little*
Don't put on Bridges of Madison County when you've been reminiscing about the great love of yore. Just don't.
*meek wave to y'all; guzzles champagne*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
well I am off...I will check out the results of that sexual response test later tonight...if the stimuli is ever posted that is. ;-)
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:59pm.
OK let's test all the plus 35 and under 35 guys here. make two lines
We are going to be testing your sexual response to certain erotic stimuli....
Pants on the ground
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*gets in 35+ line*
and I haven't had pants on all day.
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*gets in 35+ line too*
*locks office door cause I'm still at work*
Is this gonna hurt?
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I looked up Blue Waffles but I don't understand why that oyster has hair growing on it? ;p
madam ex is your avie an abstract rendering of a Blue Waffle?
Sorry Provy I have been distracted to distraction over here....... *gag*
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
I remember.
Two girls, one cup.
One man, one screwdriver.
Chocoteeth.
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FFS. The blue waffle agggaaaaiiiinnnnn? Next up, two girls one something and one man/screwdriver things. Arg!
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SOWWY- DAMN DOUBLE POSTS BE GONE ===== POOF!
Anyone watching Boardwalk Empire on HBO??
Michael Pitt is getting more sexy and hotter as the days pass, Im so obsessed with him, Ive been since Hedwig & The Angry Inch, but he was a youngster there, he is now a full grown man and delicious.
Great show BTW!!
@SNOWY, get the burnt red album of EW & F....that is their best, its the greatest hits, and there isnt a song on there that should be skipped while listening, love that band, always did....FABULOUS!
I was excited by his boots, love them, then read a few posts down and I have NOOO willpower, so I googled images of Blue Waffles, I am now forever scared and afraid to use my Who Haa again. God damn, WTF??? Some things can never be unseen...thats what I get for being a nosey bitch.
OK call me crazy but I want to bang the everliving SHIT out of that Zak dude on Ghost Adventures.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Joe: It is much worse than bruising. Take my word for it: you don't want to see it.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:11pm.
I'm guessing Joe Schmoe is now in the fetal position on the floor beside her computer.
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Hahahahaha..actually, no. I took your advice and didn't go a-googling. The adjective "blue" concerns me; I'm picturing bruising. *sweating*
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Kick the Bucket
Where's the stimuli?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:59pm.
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I have resisted the urge to satisfy my curiosity. Please don't make the mistake of looking.
I'm guessing Joe Schmoe is now in the fetal position on the floor beside her computer.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:59pm.
OK let's test all the plus 35 and under 35 guys here. make two lines
We are going to be testing your sexual response to certain erotic stimuli....
Pants on the ground
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*gets in 35+ line*
and I haven't had pants on all day.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:59pm.
I feel you are making a mistake.
*straddles porcupine*
There, just took care of a few hundred pricks in just one sitting.
*gently pulls quills from yes yes*
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:42pm.
@ Mr. Mercury
I thought EVERY day was sex ed day here...lol.
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lol some days more than others. I credit all the pervs here for my knowledge of the Blue Waffle, which had somehow heretofore escaped my attention.
I'm sooo happy to say I have only tangential awareness of said blue waffle. I've certainly never seen the pic (vid?). I'm not generally squeamish, but I don't like gross-out for gross-out's sake vids
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*crying* You know that I have to go look this up now, don't you?
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Kick the Bucket
OK let's test all the plus 35 and under 35 guys here. make two lines
We are going to be testing your sexual response to certain erotic stimuli....
Pants on the ground
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:53pm
I'm sooo happy to say I have only tangential awareness of said blue waffle. I've certainly never seen the pic (vid?). I'm not generally squeamish, but I don't like gross-out for gross-out's sake vids.
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Don't look. Once seen, it cannot be unseen and can access places like under your bed. You will never be able to leggo that Eggo.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:01pm.
Fishy, it's normal for most men over the age of 35 to start to lose their sex drive.
Men peak at 17 or 18, women? 30+
Yeah how fucking fair is THAT?
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I don't think that all men lose their sex drive when they get older, they just don't have the errrr...*vitality* of younger men to do the deed as much or as long. It's not a question of not wanting it as much. (I think, based on painstaking field research)And it doesn't mean that they're not great lovers, either.
I would have gone ballistic if you hadn't said most. ;)
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:42pm.
@ Mr. Mercury
I thought EVERY day was sex ed day here...lol.
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lol some days more than others. I credit all the pervs here for my knowledge of the Blue Waffle, which had somehow heretofore escaped my attention.
I'm sooo happy to say I have only tangential awareness of said blue waffle. I've certainly never seen the pic (vid?). I'm not generally squeamish, but I don't like gross-out for gross-out's sake vids.
That's Antoine Dodson in 40 years.
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I STAY LATE AT WORK THAT'S THE DAY THEY DECIDE TO POLISH THE DAMN FLOORS! OMG I CAN'T SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND 45 MINUTES! FML! I FEEL LIKE KENDRA MUST FEEL!!!!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
LMAO @ Mrs Slutty Campbell
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:42pm.
@ Mr. Mercury
I thought EVERY day was sex ed day here...lol.
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lol some days more than others. I credit all the pervs here for my knowledge of the Blue Waffle, which had somehow heretofore escaped my attention.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Spicey - I have a couple to choose from. Thank you ♥
*puts sticky note on purse to stop for batteries*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:36pm.
Considering BH is on day 5 of being "deathly ill" I doubt I'll be getting any sex soon.
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I hear you. Unfortunately I broke my collarbone last week, and even though I'm dying for it, I know the old man won't give it to me for fear of hurting me. Even if I beg and plead for it.
*kicks kitteh*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:01pm.
Fishy, it's normal for most men over the age of 35 to start to lose their sex drive.
Men peak at 17 or 18, women? 30+
Yeah how fucking fair is THAT?
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I don't think that all men lose their sex drive when they get older, they just don't have the errrr...*vitality* of younger men to do the deed as much or as long. It's not a question of not wanting it as much. (I think, based on painstaking field research)And it doesn't mean that they're not great lovers, either.
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Kick the Bucket
@ Mr. Mercury
I thought EVERY day was sex ed day here...lol.
@ M.E.
Sounds like a dry spell for you...I hope you have a vibrator handy like you told Vanitas to get ;-)
"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:34pm.
hahahahahaha Mr. Mercury do not use a dipstick please to check these levels!! NO DIPSTICKING!!
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LOL Jack...but I'm all alone in my office.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Considering BH is on day 5 of being "deathly ill" I doubt I'll be getting any sex soon.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:22pm.
"Your boyfriend is a SCORCHING hot homosexual with sizemeat hands. He doesn't like your stinkfish. Yuck to your fish dinner. Please post nude photos of your GORGEOUS homosexual boyfriend."
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ding ding! We have a winner! Thanks Sluttsville, that was priceless and right on the money!!
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
hahahahahaha Mr. Mercury do not use a dipstick please to check these levels!! NO DIPSTICKING!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Yow...is it sex ed day on the D? This thread smells like sticky underwear, empty beer bottles and "was it good for you?" after-cigs. There I was working and missing all the fun, more fool I.
*makes note to check dipstick for testosterone level*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:22pm.
"Your boyfriend is a SCORCHING hot homosexual with sizemeat hands. He doesn't like your stinkfish. Yuck to your fish dinner. Please post nude photos of your GORGEOUS homosexual boyfriend."
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Hilarious...u are killing me here.
"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:22pm.
"Which was good as he was bad at foreplay."
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how. dreadful. this is my favorite part of the evening.... JUST SAYIN!!!
And spicey is motherfucking DOCTOR RUTH!!!! you go, girl!
lmfao at "senile libido" hahahahahaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:07pm.
Fishy, I didn't say all men, I said most. But like women, each guy hits puberty at different ages, so therefore, their time in sexual peak before their hormones start dwindling, is longer rather than the boys who could grow full beards by 8th grade.
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Question: I wanted to suggest that she get a vibrator ask him to use it to get her off. Is that a fair suggestion? Also, sometimes I think it can turn him on.
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Fair suggestion.
Cheating asshole ex loved using a vibrator on me. Which was good as he was bad at foreplay. I pity the women dumb enough to marry his ass (he is on wife #2, wife #1 being the whore with whom he cheated).
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley