Zach Galifianakis Tricked Us All!
Rip the stoner hero cape (made from Burrito Supreme wrappers, In-N-Out tray liners and Pizzarias bags) off of Zach Galifankankfdnadkslf's shoulders, because he admits that the joint he took a hit of on Real Time wasn't stuffed with the green flowers from heaven's gardens. It was just cloves! Yes, CLOVES! That shit I can never find in my Hoarders-like kitchen cabinet when I'm trying to make a damn pie. Then I run out and buy some like an asshole only to find a full jar wedged in the back of my cabinet a few hours later. THAT SHIT! First, Prop 19 gets pounded down into a mound of unsmokeable shake, and now this!
This is what Bill Maher told Wolf Blitzer last night about Zach toking it up on his show:
“If it was a real joint, Wolf, I would have smoked it … I think it was cloves or something. Zach’s crazy, he’s not that crazy.”
But seriously, this is almost the same excuse I gave to the food delivery dude who stared at the Ziploc bag full of herb I had on the table. "Um....That's just a special kind of Oolong tea I buy at the herbalist. I have a cold, okay!"
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I think Zach Galifinakis and I would get along really well.
Except we would just talk in quippy one-liners all the time.
Through no fault of our own.
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Clove cigarettes are disgusting and give me a headache.
Clove cigarettes are illegal now?! Wow. Teenaged Goth kids just got edgier.
And I saw this Zach guy on Bill Maher and on Jon Stewart and I thought he was funny and humble and pretty cute... I liked him. But I've never seen him in a movie so I don't know anything about his acting skills.
that zach dude is very impressed with his old self, isn't he? douche.
Mmmmm...burrito supreme.
I'm seriously puzzled as to how in all my years I've never encountered a clove cigarette, even one being smoked by someone else.
I don't get it. On the one hand you have that series "Weeds", which strikes me as quite daring, on the other hand there is a lot of upheaval going on because someone supposedly smoked a joint on TV. The US sometimes is a land of contradictions.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i will never, ever again trust the stories you tell about your life being sad and tragic ~ you get groceries DELIVERED and you regularly keep a big bag o' weed on the table... oh you fancy, huh?
Why is this news? The bottom line is that nobody except Galifianakis will ever know for sure if it was real or fake, nor should anyone care. It's TV. The whole thing was likely a stunt dreamed up by Bill Maher as a generator of buzz and increased ratings.
The marijuana debate is just an excuse for everyone, supporters and non-supporters of legalization alike, to get up on their fucking high horses and preach whatever pathetic gospel they happen to believe about the "benefits" or "dangers" of marijuana. Just SHUT UP.
I watched this and roared. He's actin' all buzzed and blares out: "Look at the dragons -- look at the dragons!"
Fail.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:17am.
I told everyone it was not a joint and people were all "Oh quit being a bitch Evil, is was too!" Yeah well I was right!
He makes me sick! He isn't funny. He is fat, and he is ugly! I hate him!
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well, that might not be the WHOLE reason for the "quit being a bitch Evil".... you never give up the frosting!!!LOL!
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I like pot, but I am not dependent on it, nor do I smoke it every day, or even every month.
However, when I DO want to smoke, I smoke it, and I smoke it lightly, not to get out of my mind high. I have too much shit to do!
My chemistry just is not made for those other powders, although I have tried some of them. I am not one to judge anyone on what they smoke/snort, just don't do it to the point where you cannot function or it changes your mentality entirely.
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i dont like pot, i never have. i think there is a difference between people having one or two drinks and someone having one or two drags off a joint. 90%, maby more, don't have a drinking problem and will stop at one or two cocktails. One or two drags off a marijuana joint is much more mind altering than two cocktails. potheads just LOVE to sweep it under the carpet and romantize it as just being "a weed" and "natural". You will hear it at every turn: Oh the good stuff. Oh the harmless stuff. No it's not. Not unless you are stupid enough. Not enough to fry your brain and be a burnout.
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Reminds me of every fucking Thanksgiving.
Beforehand I always buy either Pumpkin Pie Spice or Ginger when what I really needed was ground Cloves.
Story of my life.
I have 3 things of Ginger in the spice cupboard right now and just a few traces of cloves in a tin container from my bridal shower in 1982.
I always forget the extra can of condensed milk too.
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smoking cloves, cigarettes and other carcinogineneinnin filled substances is bad for your health and bad for the environment. I'm goin 'green'.
*smokes meth out of a light bulb*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Not shocking clove cigs were banned. If the gov't has their way, all natural herbals will be deemed "toxic" and made illegal. Watch 'Food, Inc.' if you want a glimpse into how our food/health industries are run. The word cartel is very fitting.
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The new clove cigars are made with :
"These cigars are predominantly natural tobacco with non tobacco ingredients added"
"Filtered Clove Cigars match a selected blend of imported cigar tobaccos with fine cloves and Indonesian spices for a rich flavored and refreshing cigar experience."
The original clove cigarettes read as:
"(XX Brand) cigarettes are blended with perfectly aged tobaccos for a smooth, long lasting smoke. Their brown wrapping is uniquely created to suit your distinct personality."
So..........the original clove cigarettes had far less tobacco, and more CLOVE LEAF than then new cigars.
Wow. That made a lot of fucking sense.
cloves cigarettes smell divine, but they taste like shit come to think of it...I have not had them since 2001...so I wonder if they have come up with better tasting ones.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I did not even know cloves were banned; they were pretty popular in college. How is hookah still legal, then? It's more potent than cigarettes and contains a lot of same cancer-causing chemicals.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:40am.
cloves are available for purchase in my neck of the woods.
clove cigarettes, i mean. aka clove cigars, according to their packet. and they were always brown, so...
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They are not the same.
At all.
There is a HUGE difference in the taste, the smell and what is actually IN them.
cloves are available for purchase in my neck of the woods.
clove cigarettes, i mean. aka clove cigars, according to their packet. and they were always brown, so...
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LOL at cloves being a gateway drug!! hahahahaha
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"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
this is why I don't get how on one hand everyone is claiming weed will be legalized soon, but then smoking other things is being banned everywhere, if pretty soon you can't smoke cigs in your own home, where is everyone gonna smoke their bunts?
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How in the hell can the government band clove cigarettes of all things, if they are used for cooking and are made from a natural source?
Oh wait weed grows naturally too and its illegal so..
hmmm who was this tard girl you are all referring too who can't tell the difference between weed smell and clove!?!?!
ha ha cupcake, last night I was arguing with one of my friends, I insisted it was real, he was sure it was fake! LOL jokes on moi!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:23am.
OH damn, cloves are banned now?
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LOL! They ban cloves but not cigarettes filled with:
"carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, hydrogen cyanide, ammonia, and other toxic irritants such as acrolein and formaldehyde."
Makes sense to me!
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Cloves? CLOVES??!! But that girl on the panel sniffed it and thought it smelled real.. Fucking trickster, don't bring it out unless you've got REAL WEED next time!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:17am.
I told everyone it was not a joint and people were all "Oh quit being a bitch Evil, is was too!" Yeah well I was right!
He makes me sick! He isn't funny. He is fat, and he is ugly! I hate him!
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well, that might not be the WHOLE reason for the "quit being a bitch Evil".... you never give up the frosting!!!LOL!
on-topic:... i couldn't care less, i'll try, but... it's gonna be a challenge
off-topic: is PSL here?... i need to ask her a question
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snowy - yes, banned. Banned in an attempt to curb underage smoking, which, IDK how the FUCK banning cloves will do that since, kids smoke whatever the fuck cigarettes they can get their hands on, whatever mom, dad, grandpa, brother, sister, aunt smokes.
I think it's retarded.
How is it that shows like Intervention can show somebody shooting up heroin all day long but I'm supposed to think it's a big deal that some fat hamster fucker smoked a joint on TV? Hmm....
ESE - I'm feeling stabby today. I'll bring back Odin when I am calmer.
OH damn, cloves are banned now? I think they are kinda a gateway drug to cigs so that's good, plus the smell makes me wretch now, even tho I smoked them as a teen
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:17am.
Just watched Get him to the Greek this weekend. I couldn't stop laughing, but I have a weird humor...
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I loved that movie!! "ok, but I'm not sucking his dick" hahahahahahaha FUNNAY!
On topic: He was okay in the hangover, NOT the funniest character BY FAR. I don't think he has a big future in movies other than Hangover sequels or National Lampoon straight to DVD dollar store buy one get one free movies.
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"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Is anyone's kitchen NOT Hoarder's-like? I have shit in the cabinets from like 20 years ago.
M.E is right, here is a blurb about it:
Clove cigarettes and other flavored cigarettes are now illegal in the USA.
The ban is one of the first visible effects of a new law signed by President Barack Obama in June that gives the Food and Drug Administration wide-ranging authority to regulate tobacco.
Part of the new "Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act" has a ban on flavored cigarettes which went into effect September 22nd. This part of the law has provisions that include a ban on the use of flavors in tobacco, other than menthol. This will include clove cigarettes, a product popular in the US for decades.
Never thought it was... he is the same character from the hangover in all I've seen him. Maybe I'm wrong.
Just watched Get him to the Greek this weekend. I couldn't stop laughing, but I have a weird humor...
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I told everyone it was not a joint and people were all "Oh quit being a bitch Evil, is was too!" Yeah well I was right!
He makes me sick! He isn't funny. He is fat, and he is ugly! I hate him!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:13am.
totally off-topic(really?!... what the fuck do i care?) thank you for the switch in avie... i still think you should be the swimming polar bear, though
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well if it was cloves, he must have gotten them out of the spice isle because clove cigarettes were banned in the US as of September 2009.
They can only be sold as clove cigars now, which are NOT the same.
DAMN IT M.E.
*cancels cross country move*
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well he still a fat butt and unfunny ,
he is a total hobo
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I knew this douche-bearded little one trick pony wouldn't actually smoke a joint on tv. He's probably never smoked one. Poser ass bitch.
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Fucking actors
Snowphat - that be a big NEGATORY.
I figured it was fake. Doesn't the FCC have rules about shit like this?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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