Presenting The New First Lady Of New York!!!!
Andrew Cuomo is officially the new governor of New York, which means the drunk blueberry in his frozen glass of Hpnotiq named Sandra Lee is sort of the first of Lady of New York! The fountains will be filled with malt liquor and frozen juice! The banquet tables at the state dinner will be covered with tablescapes made with shit found in the clearance bins at Big Lots and they will serve Uncle Ben's Risotto. And New York's new official dessert is going to be microwaved Twinkies with banana baby food drizzled on top. Oh, and did I mention it will be a non-stop booze party? My guess is that public intoxication is no longer illegal since the new first lady is always publicly drunk as all fuck. WEEEEE! We'll all be tanked for the next 4 years!
Unfortunately, this means that the rent is still 2 damn high!
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This Sandra Lee can't be any worse than Cuomo's ex-wife, Kerry Kennedy, who cheated on Cuomo with the married husband of the Cuomo's's best friends. That was sleazy. That Kennedy gene, Escandalo!
My Welfare benefits is too damn low!
Oh man how did I miss this shit?? Too funny!!! My favorite shortcut-taking booze hound...maybe she'll make Kwanzaa cakes for all NYers this December!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
She is so ugly. Dresses way to young for her age.
Wah?! He's dating her?! I had no idea. Sandra's gonna class up Albany big time!
^^^^^You are joking right? Cause I don't exactly consider marshmallow fluff cocktails classy! LOL
I like Sandra Lee because you know she is somewhat kooky and I kinda appreciate that in a person. To me, it makes them more "interesting".
I still don't know who this Sandra Lee is. I've seen jokes on here about her, but I still don't know who she is or what she's famous for.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:05am.
Just wait, you haven't heard the last of Carl
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is that the speech where he's holding a bat?
That was Carl's concession speech last night.
Strange for New Yorkers: Carl Paladino makes Cuomo look like a diplomat.
Anywho, Cuomo is really running for POTUS. Visualize Sandra in the White House.
No, NY is not "SO fucked."
And Sara Lee cake tastes delicious with strawberries and Cool Whip.
You don't know what you're talking about on both counts!
Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:05am.
Just wait, you haven't heard the last of Carl
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is that the speech where he's holding a bat?
I woke up this morning like "Another shitty day in my life but at least Crazy Carl didn't win!'
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TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:46am.
I guess I live under a rock because I had no idea who this was.
Is this the "nobody's like Sandra Lee" Sandra Lee? Because otherwise, I have no idea who this woman is. I'm sorry. I only know about the people crammed in my face by the media.
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I believe you are thinking of "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee" which is a snake cake company. However, this trick is just as trashy and cream-filled, if you get my drift.
New York is SO fucked.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Let's just hope his crazy personal life decisions don't transfer over to the work place....
I am NOT PLEASED with the results for California.
NOT.
At.
ALL!
My sincerest sympathies to DirtyWhoreMouth and NY state. I just put on a Leonard Cohen CD and popped a jug of red wine. I should be back on Friday.
I wish she'd come be the first lady of my state.. we have a female governor now who was endorsed by Palin..that tells you a lot.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
No. This cannot be happening. She almost makes Carl Paladino seem like a better choice...almost.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
We had a crazy Homophone and a guy that is dating a drunk cook with her own show, will we see more tablescapes? whatever she calls them
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I guess I live under a rock because I had no idea who this was.
Is this the "nobody's like Sandra Lee" Sandra Lee? Because otherwise, I have no idea who this woman is. I'm sorry. I only know about the people crammed in my face by the media.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)
I hate this skank, and I hate how she always comes on to my beloved Lester Holt when she's doing a food segment with him. Why not just dry hump his leg bitch?
January 20th, 2017. Welcome to the White House - it's Cocktail Time !!
Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:05am.
Just wait, you haven't heard the last of Carl
That was a graceless concession speech. He's kind of scary.
Just wait, you haven't heard the last of Carl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHv-EII7KYQ&feature=player_embedded#!
blue drank and kwaanza cake for all...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Everything about her is so cheap. From her cheap and badly made food, her cheap and tacky looking tablescapes, to her broke ass cocktails. She makes me feel kind of queasy. Forgot to mention even her clothes look cheap.
They got me a low fee mortgage, and helped with my solicitor. They were always there to advise and assist.
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AHHAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!
Delicious delicious!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 9:10pm.
I'm just glad the homophobe Paladino didn't win! Thank goodness.
Co-signed. Compared to Paladino, and the past 2 governors, Cuomo 2.0 and his lady look to be the second coming. Congratulations to my home state on dodging the Paladino bullet.
Wah?! He's dating her?! I had no idea. Sandra's gonna class up Albany big time!
This will be a trainwreck
microwaved twinkies and baby food bananas drizzled on top...bwahahaha. Michael K. I must once again declare you the comedy love of my life. Like I love you more than my Arrested Development DVDs, and that's saying something.
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 11:05pm.
The fox news viewers whining about Cuomo's win obviously know nothing about Paladino!
Quite the contrary, Paladino is right up their alley.
Good Lord. He's gone round the bend. She's the only "food celebrity" who is actually worse than Rachael Ray. Obviously being in the Kennedy family for a few years sent Cuomo over the edge. Lee's food is disgusting and her tacky, low-rent Martha Stewart-wannabe "decorating tips" are a joke.
Uncle Ben's Risotto...that made me laugh outloud MK...hehe
Caveman Lawyer is our new governor. All hail Keyrock Cuomo.
Cuomo
http://www.nyrealestatelawblog.com/acuomo.jpg
Keyrock
http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/425_caveman_lawyer...
(R.I.P. Phil Hartman, you genius.)
Fuck yes. All hail the first semi-ho-lady of NY!
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
I had no idea. Obviously this was kept under wraps until he won.
A big Kwanzaa cake (I do believe her most famous creation) for the happy couple:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
At least that racist, homophobic, cheetah cat Paladino didn't win. I still can't understand how his wife let him accompany his "former" mistress and their child on a trip to Italy without tagging along. I wouldn't trust that shifty-eyed weasel any farther than I could throw him.
The fox news viewers whining about Cuomo's win obviously know nothing about Paladino!
Tacky him. Tacky her. Tacky them. Poor New York! Good fun for the rest of us, who get to watch and giggle, though.
Please help me. What is the relationship between Andrew Cuomo and Sandra Lee?
BLUE DRANK FOR EVERYONE AT THE LOCAL AQWORIUM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw
They better equip the Governor's Mansion with some more toilets, because Aunt Sandy's state dinners are going to make everyone's colons explode.
WTF is up with NY state politics? You all are more jacked up (and, albeit, entertaining) than my states of KS and MO. Thank God my rent's not 2 damn high.
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well at least the dinner parties they throw will have FAAAAAAABULOUS cocktails!!
I am a fan of that cocktail tree
I voted for Jimmy McMillan because rents are too damn high.
Sandra Lee as Cher (barf):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwnBfBcK20&feature=related
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
The second coming of Cuomo! Seeing Spitzer on the tube while hearing the news made it all the more surreal. If Cuomo ends up at the bottom of the Hudson for making enemies with the union bosses, it will have been worth putting up with that blind, corrupt incompetent. I say we let him trip on the way out.
this is the funniest shit ever......tablescapes.....
This is slightly frightening...
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