Tuesday, November 2nd 2010
When The Biebs Gotta Go, The Biebs Gotta Go
The pap who took these pictures of Justin Bieber running out of The Grove says he had to go Tinkle Tinkle Little Star in a major way and that's why he's doing the pinch. Well, we now know that The Bieb is potty trained. Yeah, you're welcome for that.
And I have to say that I approve of Shawty Mane's hipster baby glasses. But that's just because next to Daphne, Velma Dinkley is my favorite member of the Scooby Doo crew. Zoinks indeed!
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This dude is scarier than usual.
OD'd on Gerber's apple juice?
Quick! Someone 'shop a pic of PedoBear "praising" Beebster!
wtf is with the glasses?
I thought only toddlers grabbed their wiener when they had to go pee. I mean, grabbing doesn't really help stop it, does it? He even ACTS like a toddler.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
fuck Justin Bieber...ritzyroxie as a lover of all things fuzzy (better than two leggeds...is all I can say!) your rasta bunny is too much!! Love his little dreadlocked rasta ass...damn that made my day!!!
Seen on the innanets:
Dear God, Please bring back Bob Marley, In return you can have Justin Bieber. Amen.
Poor baby, looks like he has a yeast infection.
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Shawty Mane is only 5'2" tall.
Justin Boobie poses with his mouth too much.
Is there a reason why he must draw so much attention to those feminine suckers? I bet I know why.
Rhymes with Joe Bob.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Cool douche glasses, bro.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
I'm sure his clitoris was twitchin' again!
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he so gangsta!
the resemblance of a bieber wearing glasses is uncanny with:
http://www.reidreport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/elton-john.jpg
I have never heard his music, and never will, so I guess his success will always remain a mystery to me. If it weren't for dlisted, I would not know he exists.
Well, let's wait 10 years for the appearance on child star rehab.
Shit! Double post.
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I see some Celebrity Jeopardy! in future. He will will fail, miserably.
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A wombn in love with her vulva can heal galaxies of unchallenged pain and frustration.
~ Diva Nejah
I see heroin addiction/trouble with the law/tranny prostitute scandal/jail etc in his future...kinda like a Danny bonaduce type.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
he really is a ugly kid...and that is it just a kid...a very feminine looking kid...and I for one cannot wait for his 15 minutes to end...sick of all the prostitots male and female getting far too much press for no talent and no due paying whatsoever...
What is he 5 years old? This guy is mentally ill.
someone is trying tooooooo hard to convince us that he has a penis.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Bieber walking through the Grove in LA, is like an injured tuna swimming in a frenzy of great white sharks. Is he stupid or something?
I'm surprised that he didn't have one of his "handlers" handle that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 10:02am.
Velma at the petting zoo....
ACCESS DENIED!
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MK whatsamattayou? Shaggy said "Zoinks". Velma used "Jinkies!". Bieber needs to put those ridiculous glasses back on his grandma's bedside table before he falls down and makes a booboo. Did he make it to the toidy or not?
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I feel sorry for this kid. For some reason, I get the feeling that some Lou Perlman type is raping him daily.
I hate you Biebs for making me think about your junk. *slumps in seat next to PedoBear*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 10:02am.
Velma at the petting zoo....
LMFAO,WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT??????
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 9:45am.
why would he be running OUT of a restaurant if he had to pee?
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Good point.
Maybe he's not completely potty-trained yet and has to use his big boy potty at the hotel.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Velma at the petting zoo....
http://famoustvtoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/scooby-doo-porn-velm...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
This kid is totally a Velma/Sam Ronson hybrid. amirite?
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
LMAO @ petting zoo!
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restaurant? I thought that was some petting zoo... looks like barn doors he coming out of... still ghey.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 9:45am.
Is he a freakin 2 yr old? Who does that hold your pee pee thing after age 3?
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I've done the grab and twist... typically at sporting events or concerts where there are long lines. The difference is, a mature adult male will stick his hand in his pocket, reach over then twist the fuck out of it... all of this taking place INSIDE the pocket.... not grabbing it like a Bieb on the outside for the world to take pictures and post on the innerwebz.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
He's surrounded by grown ass men drawing paychecks from him. Pity the child.
why would he be running OUT of a restaurant if he had to pee?
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Is he a freakin 2 yr old? Who does that hold your pee pee thing after age 3?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 9:25am.
Thank you, Dr.!!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I think his little clitoris is itching and he needs a jonas brother to help him with that.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
lmao at Velma.... so ghey
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
He looks like he put on Mommy's glasses for dress-up.
His babysitters in thumb 3 are looking at him like "please don't go pee-pee in your pants".
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Can this kid look anymore like a 5 yr old than these pics? What's next - a pacifier in his mouth? Is this some Benjamin Buttons shiite?
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
he is so Velma!
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Maybe Kim K gave him a std and he's just itching it?
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*snort!* Biebs, holding your tube sock won't stop you from peeing. Just saying.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 9:18am.
Jacko, who does he have to grab it like that? Does grabbing it make the urge to urinate go away
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think of putting a water hose in a bind to stop the flow of water (or in his case, a swizzel stick)... the urge is still there you just prevent it from coming out...
warning: in some cases this has been known to cause damage and even prevent men from getting an erection.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
All I see is Shiloh Pitt.
LOL he DOES look like Velma! Jinkies!