Charlie Sheen Finally Got Around To Filing For Divorce
Charlie Sheen, the star of a rape monster's favorite show, is adding Brooke Mueller's name to the list of ex-wives he has to write a child support and alimony check out to every single month. 10 months after Charlie said Merry Christmas to his wife Brooke by her choking her ass out, he has filed for divorce. A straight blast of SHOCK to the eyes, I know. I would say that Charlie can now freely fall into a mattress covered with pussy peddler puss without feeling guilty about it, but he did that shit while he had a wedding ring on so play on... play on...
TMZ says that Charlie and Brooke already worked out all the details of their divorce settlement all the way back in May shortly after they quit each other. According to the documents, Charlie will give Brooke around $757k for dealing with his fuckery for almost 2 years. Brooke has to move all of her shit out of Charlie's house, but his checking account is filling her checking account with $1 million for her troubles. Grand total so far: $1,757,000 plus
Brooke will have primary custody of their 1-year-old twin boys and Charlie will get to see them every now and again. Charlie will write Brooke a child support check for $55,000 each month. Brooke wants to make sure that her chirruns are living as high as Denise Richards' chirruns, so she added this little clause: "Under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola."
Lying in the bathroom stall of a T.G.I. Friday's somewhere, a single tear trickles down White Oprah's tangerine cheek... White Oprah has always dreamed of the day she can add a clause like that into her divorce settlement. Seriously, White Oprah better snort that line of crushed Adderall off the toilet seat, pick herself up and get to Charlie Sheen's side ASAP! It's only a matter of time before Charlie looks into the face of the trick he just did a line of coke off of and realizes that he wants her to be his future ex-wife. It might as well be White Oprah! A match like that is written in the glazed eyes of every West Coast dealer!
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Dayum he's ugly! And that Ashton Kutcher mid-part is so dorky lame white dude it's not even funny.
These two have the slimy, hard-faced look of a couple of crack whores or meth heads. Why does God allow them to procreate?
Someone needs to have this fucka spayed.
Yea, and her too!
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they named their twins max and bob? really now? who looks at their newborn infant & thinks, "I'm going to name you BOB."
max is ok in my book, only because of mad max.
hmmm I wonder which twin's going to be the rebellious one & which one will be the nerdy one.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 7:00pm.
If Charlie ever gets married again, rather than just signing the marriage license, the happy couple should sign the marriage license, the prenup and the divorce papers all at once.
Just to save time.
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His 24/7 on-call Lawyers won't like that. Epic billable hours is the name of the game.
Advice to Charlie Sheen: Get a VASECTOMY. You suck at being a parent. Stop helping to procreate more kids that will be emotionally f*cked up, with Mom's that are screwed up, too.
Two people I would not want to be and two people I wouldn't want for parents.
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i'm sure the next trick is already lined up to marry, do coke off charlie's dick, squirt out his next round of kids and sue him for child support...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
So he likes the hookers, and the blow. At least he's stimulating the economy.
Leave him be.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Their baby boys are doomed to have no lips.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He will have a new girlfriend by next week...
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 3:04am.
ubmitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 3:00am.
A Dutch person would, because they don't know that "Bob" is short for "Robert" (nor that "Jamie" is actually short for "James"). So maybe Sheen is Dutch. He sure has the asshole factor that so many of my fellow countrymen have.
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Comparing anyone to "Chuck" Sheen, never mind all
Dutchmen, is just wrong! But it is kinda funny.... : /
ubmitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 3:00am.
A Dutch person would, because they don't know that "Bob" is short for "Robert" (nor that "Jamie" is actually short for "James"). So maybe Sheen is Dutch. He sure has the asshole factor that so many of my fellow countrymen have.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Who names a baby Bob???? Seriously??? really, Bob? I hate these folks and I'll add them to my list.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:54pm.
Sheen sure likes them blonde and generic looking. Now that he has rid himself off this one, he will undoubtedly move on to wife number III,
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That would be wife number IV, he was married to Donna Peele before Denise and Brooke.
An exemplary record.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
You know, if Charlie grew his hair out, he could give Demi Moore a run for her money.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
If you've seen one episode of Two and a Half Men, you've seen them all, pretty much.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Why does this asshole even bother getting married, and why are the assholettes who agree to marry him so freaking stupid?
I never found him attractive. He looks like he scrubs himself down with douchewater daily.
Both of their head shapes and facial feature placements bother me.
And why that fuckin' piece of shit Two-and-a-Half men is still on the air, well that just blows my mind.
They keep that on, and cancel Arrested Development after 3 seasons. I just don't know anymore.
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Why even bother getting married? Or does he like to be "in love" for that split second and can't simply just go for some hookers?
Sheen sure likes them blonde and generic looking. Now that he has rid himself off this one, he will undoubtedly move on to wife number III, model Enhanced Cover Girl. What amazes me the most is that these guys keep on making the same mistake. Why get married when you are obviously not the marrying kind? And as for these women, what gives you the idea that you can succeed where your predecessors failed epicly? And more importantly, why try at all unless you're a sucker for STD's or a good beating? So many questions, but who's gonna gimme some answers?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
If he hadn't married Brooke-with-an-E, his kids would be bastards. That still means something. He'd owe child support in any event. If he were to lose his CBS gig, his Armani-suited lawyers will get the support adjusted downward.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:40pm.
You never know, John Mayer might even like it too much...
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Which daughter- Lindsay or Ali?
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onthefringe on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:31pm.
Dina Lohan feels she has failed as a mother because she did not get her daughter matched up with Sheen... yet.
Come at me bitch!
Charlie is fug. You would have to pay me big bucks to screw him. Bleccchhhh.
That is why she has been being so nice to him in the press. She wants a huge chunk of change.
Although I don't find him the least bit attractive I can see him working the "playboy" (uggggh!!!) thing for another year or two until that stupid show is canceled and then he will be veering into Mel Gibson pariah territory. Then there really will be a dead hooker.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
He gets like 2mil an episode so he can afford it
All I can do is applauld this woman. I will never make this kind of money.
That pic looks very swingers, middle-aged from the 80's, but then again, they always will.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 9:34pm.
If Emilio Estevez was your brother, you would probably behave like this too.
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Wasn't "Men at Work" about garbagemen?
Art imitates life.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
If Emilio Estevez was your brother, you would probably behave like this too.
You'd have to be either a hopeless drug addict (exhibit Brooke) or functionally retarded (exhibit Denise) to marry Charlie Sheen. I predict his next wife - because we all know he'll get married at least one more time before dropping dead - will be Demi Lovato.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 7:58pm.
Why do I work a real job?
Because you have some dignity?
two days worth of work
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:33pm.
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I wouldn't touch him with John Mayer's dick, and you just know that's been EVERYWHERE. :P
Shut up with your sorbet shit!
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Look inside executioner's hood,
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:28pm.
I couldn't fuck him in the missionary position without laughing. His sex faces probably look like Halloween masks.
Here's a challenge.
If you were one of said whores, would you rather do it facing Charlie or let him take it from the back?
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Dina Lohan feels she has failed as a mother because she did not get her daughter matched up with Sheen... yet.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:25pm.
His no-lips and hooked nose freak me out. How does he get so many women?
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His no-lips and hooked nose freak me out. How does he get so many women? They're usually trash, but how do they actually fuck him without bursting into laughter looking into his face.
Unless...ugh, I just grossed myself out...you know he likes the buttsecks.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Awww...if these two lovebirds can't make it, then who can?
Seriously, Carlos here, the Quaids, The Lohans, Kanye, Aguilera and Leanne Rimes are 2010's Algonquin Round Table Of Crazy.
i think he deserves solitary confinement for 11 months.
oh, wait - no iPods were involved?
well, then let him be free to beat as many hos as he needs to - he's Emilio Fucking Estevez, godammit! google him!
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shit, when will this fucking manwhore wake up and stop getting married? that's the whole trouble, it's like trying to stick the round thing in the square hole. stop being mr family man, cause you are NOT.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
$55,000 each month??
WHAT THE FUCK.
Why do I work a real job?
All I have to do is get bitch slapped by Charlie Fucking Sheen for 2 years? WTF. Strange life we all live.
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There's a fantastic archive of late '60's and '70's cigarette tv ads at this link. If I don't fuck it up, there's a pretty hot commercial with Holland Taylor enjoying a new Camel Menthol:
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Nice grease stains on your Charlene Tilton dress, you dumb whore. What were you eating, fried chicken?
I thought him and this one were perfect for each other-2 crack heads together but she probably drew the line at hookers joining them...
I would say that they all need him to collect those large pay checks- he needs it for the coke, hookers,hangers on and enablers and they want their child support.
Denise Richards strikes me as being as interesting as a plate of oatmeal but at least she seems like a reasonable mother-as for the other ho-hopefully there are round the clock nannies...
On another note-I am completely bored with Charlie Sheen-he needs to stay the fuck home with his hookers and coke and give us all a break from his crap...
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