Fitting Picture Is Fitting
Taking a break from pulling the White Chapel Asylum wagon around the yard for the kids, LeAnn Rimes posed for this Twit pic with her rent-to-own piece Eddie Cibrian. This mess pretty much speaks, queefs, farts and barfs for itself. LeAnn later Tweeted that it was just a joke and they aren't really engaged to be married. But when they do finally get engaged (and they will, because Eddie needs the money) it will still be a damn joke.
I haven't been to Eddie's and LeAnn's Twitter pages for a while and now I know why. There are 86,400 seconds in a day, but LeAnn and Eddie found a way to push out at least 90,000 Tweets a day and that's being modest. No wonder their relationship lasted long after the sweet nectar dissolved from their system. They spend more time staring at Twitter than staring at each other's faces! "It's the key to a successful relationship!" - From Ashton & Demi's Center for Couples Counseling
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Gretchen Intervention!!!!
5150, stat!
OK, so there is officially someone on Dlisted more psycho than myself.
I can rest easy now.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
kokokitten,
Paging Leann!!!!!!
Oh wait, she is already here. Now the trick is deciding which one of these "let's post about gretchen because I am so above it all " posters, is her.
nightowl,
Let's not forget, So are you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, that is right, the rules that you impose on others don't apply to you.
So you can sit on this site posting ALL DAY and EVERYDAY long, even while you are at work and you want to boo hoo about someone else.
I must be doing something right!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just wanted to point that some posters (ie-Pearl Necklace/salacious/Kid L/kokolitten) seem to have reading comprehension problems.
If you read BG DUI report, it said that she was arrested a little after midnight. I was still posting. So please explain if I am BG, how was I still posting if as you say, I was being arrested? Your own logic works against you.
So is that the best you can do to redeem LR is , to argue that I am "Brandi" despite the fact that it doesn't even fit with logic or the facts.
How interesing, so since Kid L, kokokitten, pearl necklace are posting about me before I get here, does that mean that they are obsessed with me? Adn what I find even more interesting is that the "best defense" they come up is to call me BG.
She's heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!
(Gretchen, that is)
I just saw that Robin Roberts in interviewing the whore and adulterer this week and from the previews, it looks not only excruciating but ripe for outtakes on Dlisted.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Husband stealer!
What?
I thought that reading EC and LR twitter pages was a sin and meant that you were obsessed according to some posters on this site?
What does it say about their relationship when Eddie thinks that proposing to Leann is something to be made fun of? This is the second time that he has pulled the fake proposal thing (ie-told x17 that they were celebrating their engagement).
The things Leann will do to promote her failing album.
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WHY, WHY, WHY, would you post this ??? Oh it's a joke, hee-hee. So desperate and pathetic...and yes, paging Gretchen !!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
srsly, where you be, Gretch? anyhey, Gretch, if you ever took a deeeeeeep breath and got some perspective on this, you'd realize that this porcine ho bag with the gubmint name LeAnn Rimes and your crazyfun self are head & tails of the same worn wooden nickel. Heads: ho bag is fucking around with a douche bag and declaring it "god ordained" or some such xtian-fundilicious by-product, while said douche licks her taint for dollars & re-newed fame. Tails: you/Brandi, on the other hand, ranting about the big bad cunt bitch who "stole" your -- ahem, Brandi's husband. Both of you are losers for thinking for even one second that your power lies in bagging and keeping some sorry ass douche that at most you hit and QUIT after fuck #1. Dust yourself off, go get a mani-pedi/botox-infused spa, put all your energy in yourself & your kids & TAKE DOUCHE'S ASS TO THE CLEANERS, because pretty damned soon that will mean you're taking LEANN PIGRIMES to the cleaners. Learn a thing or two from Shar Jackons, ho. And thank me later. Period, END.
Where's Gretchen? I'm too drunk to describe all the ways this picture is pure fuckery and I need Gretchen to break it down point by point for me.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
She posted her Hallowe'en pic on Twitter (yeah, I know, every day is Hallowe'en when you're as busted as LeAnn), and she was supposed to be a sexy devil. I'm telling you, she looked like a chupacabra
How homewreckingly romantic. Who sponsored this pic: Controlled Demolition, Inc?
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:05pm.
Ugh, what douches, and LeAnn is so annoying with all of her attention whoring and obsessive/compulsive twittering. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU ASSHATS! Nobody gives TWO SHITS about your little cheating scandal and ex-wife drama and lame relationship. YOU ARE IRRELEVANT. STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE CARE!
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the sort of remind me of StAngieHo & Company...
fame whore cunt show. pass...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Oh go ahead, Eddy! You've already fucked up the rest of your life, career and future... you may as well hang on whatever life your clingy fuck-friend has for the rest of the ride, right??? Well, yeah, until someone else comes along, eh?!!!?? you scumbucketfromhell, you!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
eddie sybian??
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Couples that do this usually aren't very happy together. Just sayin'.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
....and then, after the fake engagement, the loony bin truck put them in straightjackets, took them away, locked them up for life, and they never Twittered again.
The End
(*if fairy tales came true*)
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 2:51pm.
It looks like Jean-Claude VanDam proposing to David Lee Roth.
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hahahahahahahahahaha
They will be divorced by next year.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
I love how they refuse to hide in their house in shame. No matter how much people rage about them, they still do their thing and they don't give a fuck. I find that hilarious.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
This couple reminds me of my ex and his piece.
My ex called off our engagement on Facebook, and then the next day, he came out with some broad and they went on a "look at us, were so in love!" tour. It killed me at first but meh, they deserve each other.
Both Leann and Eddie are fucking pathetic.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
gretchen is probably too busy drawing a red "A" on every Shape issue she can find.
Why so fake, LeAnn and Eddie?
by now i pity her(Leann Rimes), i guess they are expecting good sales with her CD.
and that's how you stay current
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.
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WHERE IS GRETCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 3:44pm.
Snideychick sez:
This thread is not complete without a comment from Gretchen.
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I guess this has been blown out of proportion , In Hollywood
many girls or guys cheat and steal each others husbands or wives , so whats the big deal,anyway shape is not such a good magazine.
Angelina Jolie is a great example of it and she gets better covers and better deals.
and if they did not like Leann then they could of said listen bitch you are a husband stealer we don't like you ,but nooooooooo, they waited until Brandi ,Gretchen and their family complained.
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"You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one."
-- HBI Member, Robin
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"Don’t fuck with my reality. I’d rather know an ugly truth than be mislead by a pretty lie. Just lay it on out there, say what you mean and don’t paint the turds."
-- HBI Member MisTre
She looks good from the side. Hide her face and she's hot.
Ugh, what douches, and LeAnn is so annoying with all of her attention whoring and obsessive/compulsive twittering. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU ASSHATS! Nobody gives TWO SHITS about your little cheating scandal and ex-wife drama and lame relationship. YOU ARE IRRELEVANT. STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE CARE!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Is Gretchen their publicist?
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 3:44pm.
Snideychick sez:
This thread is not complete without a comment from gretchen.
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Just you wait ...
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Snideychick sez:
This thread is not complete without a comment from gretchen.
She has no ass.
This will end as soon as their mutual dislike for the ex-wife gets old.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 3:25pm.
oggie168's avie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
I get sidetracked in every damn thread because of you!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
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Sorry- that gif cracks me up.
oggie168's avie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
I get sidetracked in every damn thread because of you!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 3:05pm.
These two asshats are completely disrepectful.
LeeAnn -- when he has moved on to a hotter, younger, newer piece I hope she does this SAME shit to you. And you know what, I don't want hear to shit from you about his cheating ways.
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She'll probably write some dumb-ass "he done me wrong" song about it, cleverly omitting how she was the one to help him done wrong with his first wife.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
ZOMG, when I first looked at this picture I thought it was Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough. Of course, that may never happen.
LUNATIC!!!!!!
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TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
I really don't think she's hot, and he seems like a douche, so too me it appears to be epic fail. I care about as much for them as I do Spencer and Heidi.
Remember how sweet LeAnn was when she first came out singing "Blue"? Who knew she would turn into a narcissistic, skanky mess.
These two asshats are completely disrepectful.
LeeAnn -- when he has moved on to a hotter, younger, newer piece I hope she does this SAME shit to you. And you know what, I don't want hear to shit from you about his cheating ways.
I absolutely despise women like this. Think they have won some prize. You have won a cheating, slimey, disrepectful lying piece of garbage....I know I am envious. *rolls eyes*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Wtf's wrong w/ these two. ??
LOL Hekki, right!? Either she's all bug-eyed at the prospect of sealing this dumb deal or Eddie's already proposing to some new chic.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Her eyes look open in this pic.
Are they doing this just to spite Eddie's recently busted on DUI ex-wife?? Are they doing this to spite the people who bitched about her Shape cover? How dreadful!
Trust this bitch, a man who will play these head games with (aren't we funny?) you will eventually play them against you (isn't he cruel?). Karma is gonna kick you square in the ass, dumb ass slut.
Go record an album or something. Eddie needs lunch money.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I want to smack that mock "I'm so surprised" look off her face. Brandi must be wanting to kill herself right now between this and the DUI.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
It looks like Jean-Claude VanDam proposing to David Lee Roth.
When he dumps her, she's going to go CRAZAY ala Brittany Spears style....dickmatized chicks usually do
Cringe.