Courtney Cox & David Arquette Are Just On A Break!
David Arquette has already opened up his mouth hole wide and spewed out every detail about his split from Courtney Cox including how their genitals haven't barfed on each other in 4 months and blah blah blah... So now it's Courtney's turn, but she kept her legs firmly closed for this interview and didn't discuss her vagina's post-David adventures. Courtney told Australia's TV Week (via People) that she has no plans to melt down her wedding ring and turn it into a BFF split heart pendant to give to Jennifer Aniston.
Courtney says that divorce is not in their near future, "I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us. Sometimes you just realize 'Wow, we actually have grown apart."
When asked about David telling the world about their personal shit, Courtney said, "David is a kook. It's not shocking and Howard Stern he loves him and I'm a fan of Howard Stern . . . David is an entertainer and I'm sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories."
Sometimes when you've been with a bitch for 20 years, 10 years, 6 months, a week, whatever, you get bored with putting your tongue on their same old fuck part. You know every crinkle and wrinkle like the back synopsis of a Showgirls DVD (seriously, I have that shit memorized). So you go out and lick on other fuck parts, and sometimes by licking on a bunch of other fuck parts, you realize that the first fuck part is still your favorite to lick on.
Whoever said "absence makes the heart grow fonder" really meant to say "absence makes the dick grow harder." My guess is that Courtney and David hope this happens for them. Or maybe bitch doesn't have a pre-nup and she's not about to blow a goodbye air kiss to half of her money IN THIS ECONOMY. Yeah, that's probably it.
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Submitted by kari on Tue, 11/02/2010 - 11:57am.
"I've met someone else and want to string you along in case it doesn't pan out. Then I won't be alone."
That's what all breaks are about.
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Yeah David Arquette actually seems like he might be a sweet, devoted man and he probably worships the ground she walks on. Aren't those the kind of men who always get dumped because they're "boring." But hey I don't know either one of them.
Yeah David Arquette actually seems like he might be a sweet, devoted man and he probably worships the ground she walks on. Aren't those the kind of men who always get dumped because they're "boring." But hey I don't know either one of them.
Yeah David Arquette actually seems like he might be a sweet, devoted man and he probably worships the ground she walks on. Aren't those the kind of men who always get dumped because they're "boring." But hey I don't know either one of them.
Taking a break is another way of saying one of two things.
"I don't want to hurt you so we'll take a break and ease you into the actual Divorce" or
"I've met someone else and want to string you along in case it doesn't pan out. Then I won't be alone.
The only thing taking a break from this shit is their publicists... I am damn sure when Courtenay's lawyer told her how much it was gonna cost to dump this child clown she decided to go all in again.
At least she's being classy about it.
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I think the Arquette family is LOADED so it's not like David needs the money. They're not divorcing now but they will.. oh yes, they will.
This was all her idea and he's a wreck.
She'll fuck a few guys who will never call her again, decide she doesn't was to be Jen Aniston, and lo and behold, they'll get back together.
She looks like the crypt-keeper, she knows it, she's living on borrowed time, so she wants a few screws before she has to hit the rocking chair and start knitting for the rest of her life.
Fair enough.
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"Submitted by stank on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:08pm.
She seems like a semi-normal intelligent woman. What she sees in David Arquette is a complete mystery."
I got the impression that, after years of Michael Keaton fucking with her sanity, she fell for David's boyish charm & readiness to commit.
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She seems like a semi-normal intelligent woman. What she sees in David Arquette is a complete mystery.
"Sometimes by licking on a bunch of other fuck parts, you realize that the first fuck part is still your favorite to lick on."
*shedding tear*
Looks like Maniston will have to dress her Barbie collection alone for now.
LMAO, on a fking "break"! He's a diarriah (idfk!?) mouth humping on youngins and she acts completely like he's invisible! Fking Comedy Central up in the D today.
LMAO @MK at "she has no plans to melt down her wedding ring and turn it into a BFF split heart pendant to give to Jennifer Aniston." lol, Seriously
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Submitted by Webberbear on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 2:34pm.
Well, regardless of who cheated on who, it's still wrong.
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When will these skanks stop messing with their faces???? This actually makes her look OLD
Submitted by Khensu Hetep - OK, I haven't even heard of that but has that been confirmed? Unless this has actually been confirmed (and I'm not even a Courtney Cox fan), I'm still going to say that it was David Arquette's fault. I think that if Courtney Cox would've admitted these rumors were true, I'd probably have heard of that by now.
David admitted it all in his interviews on the Howard Stern show. Courteney and he had become distant, she started spending lots of time with her co-star, she initiated the separation, she requested that the press not be notified, then, when David finally stepped out, the press were there and the announcement that they had separated back in June was made.
Submitted by LA on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:59pm.
This bitch has mutilated her face. If you watch a Friends rerun, you can see she's now wearing the clown-mask version of her former face.
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Submitted by Webberbear on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:54pm.
OK, I haven't even heard of that but has that been confirmed? Unless this has actually been confirmed (and I'm not even a Courtney Cox fan), I'm still going to say that it was David Arquette's fault. I think that if Courtney Cox would've admitted these rumors were true, I'd probably have heard of that by now.
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This bitch has mutilated her face. If you watch a Friends rerun, you can see she's now wearing the clown-mask version of her former face.
You'd have to have incredibly low self-esteem to date or get involved with someone who is "just on a break" from their spouse. So for that reason alone I would say either get back together or divorce, or else the best either of them will do is bottom of the barrel dating, like that cocktail waitress he confessed to sleeping with. Who else would want to do that?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy - Fucking hell, homeboy must eat pussy like a damn pro, because Courtney sure could get someone better that him!
Just cuz she's pretty and rich doesn't mean she's easy to get along with. Remember her track record before David? A much older Michael Keaton and Jen's sloppy seconds Adam Duritz.
P. S. Khensu Hetep, Courteney and David have been apart for months. She was with her "Cougar Town" co-star long before David stepped out...
When you look at that picture, David definitely looks like he loves her, gazing at her with adoration like "I love you, you love me too, right?" and Courtney just has an unsatisfied smirk on her face, like "yep, that's my husband..."
After what David Arquette did, she's out of her mind for taking him back. I'd never trust my husband/ex husband/whateverthefuck they're calling it these days again.
In my opinion, "breaks" are for people who just want to fuck around without the consequences so that whenever they so-called get it out of their system they'll have someone to come running back to for their comfort and support. The cycle repeats itself and ultimately, it's still using. Yes, believe it or not, in adulterous relationships using goes both ways.
Why both of these people have decided to go on a "break" instead of saying FUCK IT altogether is because they're both too fucking needy to stay single and rely on each other's bullshit for the sake of not being alone and having someone to emotionally leech off of. It's all about convenience.
David Arquette is clearly too insecure and paranoid to handle actually being with someone like the sluts he fucks around with, so he "marries" his basement wife.
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They should show movies on Arquette's forehead.
I mean sweet Jesus look at that fucking thing!
You could rent him out in the summertime. Just get him to sit in a lawn chair, you call your friends, they could all pull up in front of him in their cars, you then you flash that som bitch right in the head with a projector and voila, your own personal driver in screen.
Fucking hell, homeboy must eat pussy like a damn pro, because Courtney sure could get someone better that him!
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Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:03pm.
I think David is an artsy type & I doubt he is after money. But Courtney is very business minded and wants to hold onto her money. I doubt Courtney is lookin to get married again so they will prolly be seperated for a long time w/out getting divorced unless one of them wants to get married to someone else. My guess is Courtney is gonna wait til David wants to marry someone else and get him to waive alimony at that point
I agree!! 100% she wants to hold on because of the money. She admitted once that she is very "careful" (stingy) with her money and she has made a lot of RE investments.
Didn't Vanessa Williams and Rick Fox do the same? They're still married, seeing other people, but separated?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
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I doubt they will get back together and isnt she banging her Cougartown costar?
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I think David is an artsy type & I doubt he is after money. But Courtney is very business minded and wants to hold onto her money. I doubt Courtney is lookin to get married again so they will prolly be seperated for a long time w/out getting divorced unless one of them wants to get married to someone else. My guess is Courtney is gonna wait til David wants to marry someone else and get him to waive alimony at that point.
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I never thought these two went together very well... of course I am a shitty judge for picking out MY 2 ex-wives.... so, yea, I have no idea where I'm going with this... let me start over.
Courtney has nice bewbs. that's all I got.
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David Arquette was on the Howard Stern Show last week and David told Howard that there is NO pre-nup. He was obviously uncomfortable talking about it and said that this isn't at all about the money, but he definitely said that there was no pre-nup.
What this picture doesn't show you is that just to the left of Courtney is her open pocketbook, which David is straining to lovingly gaze around Courtney into.
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure their separation has nothing to do with him being an "entertainer" who would rather amuse himself and get attention than be a fucking grown up.
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She married him in th emiddle of Friends. She better have a prenup.