The Hollywood Whackers Must Be Stopped, So Says Randy & Evi
The quacked out Quaids should really be speaking to a highly-skilled team of mental health professionals carrying trays filled with assorted meds, but for some reason their lawyers let them speak to ABC News instead. Randy and Evi Quaid once again put an aluminum foil cap on our heads by telling us how they believe there's a vicious conspiracy against Hollywood actors!!! Hide yo Brit Brits! Hide yo Mel Gibsons! Hide yo Lindsay Lohans, because Cousin Eddie thinks they are all in danger, girl.
Speaking from their hiding place in Canada, Randy and Evi said there's a mafia out there who is destroying and murdering the innocent virgin angels of Hollywood one by one. They don't think Heath Ledger died of an overdose. They believe he was murdered for ad dollars (blame Don Draper)! DUN DUN DUN! They also believe that Mad Mel Gibson isn't an anti-Semitic, racist leather duffel bag of Hitler shit. They think that Mad Mel was drugged by the Hollywood whackers.
Um. Randy and Evi need to adjust the wire hangers they stick in their ears to spy on the Hollywood mafia, because I'm pretty sure something got lost in transmission. Mad Mel wasn't drugged with Jew-hating pills, he's just a natural born cunt!
Here's a few pieces from Randy and Evi's interview. They really continue to out CRAZY themselves.
Randy on people saying they are crackheads and/or schizophrenics: "No. To have my integrity and my reputation so denigrated so mercilessly - why? Why would somebody want to do this to me?"Randy on how they know the Hollywood mafia is out to GIT 'EM: "They follow us, they tail us. They tag our cell phone, they hack our computer."
Evi on who is trying to kill them: "...An estate planner who would make a living trust and a county that could cash Randy's royalty stream forever. I feel like Uma Thurman buried in a coffin. I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us."
Randy on his brother Dennis: "It's been a little tense the past few years, but I love my brother very much. We're worried about him. He's being victimized by the same people."
Evi on her brother-in-law Dennis: "Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage and it's unfortunate because he's talented,"
Evi on Mad Mel: "I think he was drugged. I think he was slipped a Mickey."
And now for the video!!! You know, I'm kind of surprised they didn't insist that the interview be filmed on their own mini-disc camcorder in case the Hollywood whackers hid a gun in ABC's cameras.
All joking aside, Randy and Evi might have a point. Exhibit A: These pictures of Dennis Quaid in costume as Pauly D from Jersey Shore. This is obviously the work of the dark-sided Hollywood branch of the Illuminati. If this is the case, then I say good work Illuminati, because DAMN at Dennis' body. Bitch has abs that could almost scrub the crazy out of Randy and Evi. Almost.
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OK, so these guys are crazy but I want to talk about Dennis Quaid's wife's costume.
Not only is it in poor taste, but I feel as though without the sash, no-one would even get it. It's like she needed that accessory to inform everyone what she was supposed to go dressed as, and like some of the other posters had already said, the male equivalent to the "slutty (insert noun here)" costume is Jesus, Tarzan, or a guido as an excuse to showcase your six pack and biceps. It reeks of desperation.
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No, LA poster, Meg Ryan is probably thanking the Lord every single day from getting away of this family of freaks: two nutjobs (Randy and Evi) and a 56 y.o. serial cheater on steroids (Dennis). Any girl deserves better.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 2:14pm.
"I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us" translates into "I have no proof that anybody is trying to kill us, but that pidgeon that usually pecks the crumbs stuck on my husband's beard looked at me funny this morning."
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Dennis's wife is FUG but she hunts down younger, prettier talent to join them in 3somes, so I guess she's got some value.
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so maybe he's been type-cast all this time?
all of a sudden the haze before my eyes evaporates!
'es a bit of a loonie, e is.
This is just such a weird thing...schizophrenia usually comes on in the twenties, yet these two geriatrics show all the signs.
I doubt they have the money to keep themselves drugged up in a paranoid stupor 24-7, so what the fuck is wrong with them?
Randy actually had a decent career as a character actor, is he mentally ill? Why is she acting the same way?
Wtf?
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I wonder how many coked-out celebrities are now going to be extra paranoid because of what these two are saying.
Randy mentioned how they sometimes didn't have food or a place to stay - hence the ripping off of hotels and squatting in a house.
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Yikes. A couple where both have persecutory delusional disorder? Talk about a downward spiral of crazy. There's no helping them.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:38am.
I want to see a reporter ask them how the Whackers could get to David Carridine in Asia, but not get them in Canada.
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And why would you want to see this? To see HIS INTEGRITY MERCILESSLY DENIGRATED???? You sick ass Hollywood Whacker, you, you would enjoy that wouldn't you???? ;-)
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Holy fuck!...Dennis Quaid. I have nothing more to say, but I have continuously had a thing for him, and will continue to do so :)
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What you're referring to re: Marilyn Monroe is actually a landmark right of publicity case that anyone who takes entertainment law in law school studies.
That whole case is incredibly creepy, because you're right- the people who owned her image aren't related to or connected to Marilyn Monroe in any way. Basically Marilyn Monroe left the residuary of her estate to her acting coach (I think it was Lee Strasberg). Then when Lee Strasberg died, he left everything to his widow, and she set up this company to control Marilyn's image, which (I think) was eventually bought by someone else.
I know Randy Quaid has had a long career, but really... aren't their more affluent celebrities in Hollywood that are actually worth blackmailing/setting up? What a couple of psychos.
Dennis Quaid makes movies that are garbage? Admittedly, he's made some bad movies, but so has Randy. Nah, I'm lying. Randy did give a tour de force performance in Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure.
Dennis Quaid is still smoking hot. I've had a thing for him since I was a kid and saw him in Innerspace.
I agree they are off their meds or something but it does make me wonder with people like Marilyn Monroe whose image still sells today, who makes that money? She had no children or family, yet some living trust is making money from her image to this day. Creepy...
Dennis Quaid is single-handedly responsible for my undying love of men in sunglasses. He's old enough to be my daddy, but he could totally get it....so long as he washed that bodybuilder fake tan off his ass first.
That shit never comes out of the sheets.
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OMG I am almost pissing my pants from laughing so hard.
"PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!...MY DOG!!!...DOJI!!!.."
Kudos to that interviewer keeping a straight face.
Evi: Does murder happen?
Int: Yes
Evi: Does embezzlement happen?
Int: Yes
Evi: That's all I want.
Oh God I hope immigration lets them stay XD.
Dennis Quaid sure does make crappy movies. Now he is dressing up like douche bag reality tv stars. They could be right about him. LOL!
Gosh MK I thought you would have been more open minded on this
Vancouver is actually a good place for that level of crazy. They fit right in.
my garlic mashed potatoes have a slightly bitter aftertaste today, and i blame the Quaids.
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OK. Place your bets now. Who is going to have a dead body found in their closet first. Charlie Sheen or Evi Quaid?
At this point I think the odds are pretty even.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:48pm.
Anyone with me when I say, Discovery ID channel, has their next, Wicked Attraction, show now with these two nut jobs
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Totally and completely agree !!!!!!!!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Wow, that's some powerful crazy right there.
Can some kind Quaid relatives please come fetch their crazies? At least have a chat with them. Do something, shit! It's unusual for a couple to go nuts simultaneously. Are they on that PCP or something?? That LSD? 'shrooming? What is it?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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"I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us" translates into "I have no proof that anybody is trying to kill us, but that pidgeon that usually pecks the crumbs stuck on my husband's beard looked at me funny this morning."
Meanwhile, WHERE IS THE DOG? He's probably suffering from Stockholm Syndrome by now after all he's been through (beginning with that shitfuck name he got stuck with), so it is vital that none of us are fooled by his soft smile and hollow assurances that he "wants" to live with those Quaads. (<--typo, stays) Continue with the mission as planned.
Submitted by momockey on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 2:02pm.
Uma Thurman character was buried alive in Kill Bill.
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Thanks for the clarification. :-)
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:50pm.
" I feel like Uma Thurman buried in a coffin."
WTF does this mean? She sounds crazier than my old man's paternal grandmother. Nuttier than squirrel poop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uma Thurman character was buried alive in Kill Bill.
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Seems like they are indeed soul-mates.
Anyone with me when I say, Discovery ID channel, has their next, Wicked Attraction, show now with these two nut jobs. I swear, someone is going to end up dead. Trust me on this. and I know who it is..Dennis Quaid's career with this Jersey Shore get up!!
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Wow, has tabloid news seriously degenerated to Crazy Quaids and Cox-Arquette pseudo-drama? Time for Nicole Richie to have an ED relapse, or Britney to go to a gas station sans footwear. PLEASE GOD.
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These two are really frightening- I could see them going on some killing spree like 'Natural Born Killers.'
Dead or in prison very soon.
Don't give two shits about these fucktards BUT Dennis...YES I WOULD!!!
I went to a taping of "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" and Dennis Quaid was a guest. I could NOT stop staring at the man. He's fine as wine. He finally looked at me and gave me this "Okay, stop looking at my crazy bitch" look.... I couldn't help it.
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Don't they have children? They never showed any concern for the safety of their kids if they do have any. She's bipolar and off the meds and I suspect from their talk about people stealing money that Randy may have lost his in the economic downturn along with his thread of sanity. A few celebs took hits the last few years, some have been open about it and others have been dealing quietly. When you go from set for life to, flat broke with no way of ever getting the cash back, it can make you insane.
what was meg ryan thinking????? anyhoo, those 2 need a 5150 hold for sure.
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They're definitely paranoid (everyone's out to get me), bordering on a disassociative complex (no conception of reality). Unfortunately, unless they're a threat to themselves or someone else, they'll continue to act like asshats. This is definitely a downward spiral for them...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Well, Evi is right about D. Quaid's movies....so, she's got that goin' for her....
" I feel like Uma Thurman buried in a coffin."
WTF does this mean? She sounds crazier than my old man's paternal grandmother. Nuttier than squirrel poop.
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This is reaching Britney-meltdown-esque levels of just not funny anymore. It's obvious they're sick. Those are some pretty big fucking delusions they're having. Ledger and Carradine didn't even die in LA, so not sure what that has to do with them hiding in Canada. If "mickeys" make you scream like a Nazi getting his nuts pierced, that's news to me. I thought the point was to make someone quiet, sleepy and easily persuaded. If that's Mel on a "Mickey", he must be a real peach stone-cold sober.
WOW Dennis! Double damn.
"star-whackers" = fuckken GOLD!
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Randy = obvious fish-lover
Dennis = obvious pinga-lover
Ahhh, Vancouver. Temporary home to tycoons and actors on the rails. They play out their eccentricities here and then disappear. Uh-oh ... !
Must be stopped? I have a few more to add to their list!
Not so much in this pic, but Evi reminds me a lot of John Edwards' former side piece, Rielle Hunter.
It is hard to believe that Dennis and Randy came from the same genetic pool.