Heidi Klum Wins At Halloween Again
Why did anybody even bother throwing a Slutty Chilean Miner costume from Rite-Aid over their bodies when Heidi Klum turns this shit into a one-woman Halloween EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAA every damn year. At Heidi's annual Halloween party in NYC last night, she told comfort to fuck off and showed up dressed like the robotic alien leader from RiRi's home planet (the Magic 8-Ball forehead gave it away).
This is a costume for a strong bitch who isn't going to cry (actually, crying in this costume is impossible) when every pore and hole starts hyperventilating and gasping for a shot of air. Heidi must've had an asthma inhaler shoved up her cooch so her crotch didn't pass out.
How can Heidi Klum properly celebrate Whoreoween in this shit? No getting fucked up. No carefully choreographed "wardrobe malfunctions." No passing out face first in a men's room urinal or on the dick of a stranger. None of that!
And Heidi's digestive system and bladder must train for this day all month long since they have to keep their shit together (literally) for the entire night. You can't just go for a quick pee pee times when it takes Mike Holmes, two jaws of life, and the extra large jar of grease your grandma keeps under her kitchen sink to get you out of your costume.
Here's more of the Keeper of Halloween and her husband Seal (who went as a roided-up Silver Surfer, or maybe he's one of The Silver Fox's platinum jizz balls...) at their party last night.
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Aliens? They look like Khloe and Kim K.
Good god! how can they stand all the body paint? I can't even wear foundation.
I always look forward to seeing what they're going to wear. Now THAT'S a costume!
I love her and how she's not afraid to go as something unattractive for Halloween. That's kind of unusual for a woman. But in a good way!
Thumbnail #2 would've been the perfect Alec Baldwin Kim/Ireland-inspired hemorrhoid (which is now my Halloween '11 costume).
Halloween is my favorite holiday and I love that Heidi Klum takes her costume to ridiculous levels every year. She never disappoints. And like some others have said, I give her credit for not following the ho trend for women on Halloween.
I don't understand the hate, this right here is called creativity! They know how to do Halloween right, I try to be creative myself each year and it is hard but these two know how to have fun & keep it going. I hate all the stupid ho's who just throw on a fucking mini skirt and call it a costume, WTF get your sluts asses out and do something stupid people like Kim Lardassidian and Paris Hilton to name a few.
I don't understand the hate, this right here is called creativity! They know how to do Halloween right, I try to be creative myself each year and it is hard but these two know how to have fun & keep it going. I hate all the stupid ho's who just thorw on a fucking mini skirt and call it a costume, WTF get your sluts asses out and do something stupid people like Kim Lardassidian and Paris Hilton to name a few.
I want to hug every celebrity that doesn't dress like a total hooker on Halloween, so YAY! I love it! I love these two in general - - so cute together.
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Submitted by cprincess on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:20pm.
True, but unlike the rest of us, she gets to do that the other 364 days of the year as a swimsuit model. Halloween is the reverse for her.
Yawn enough is enough with these to assholes!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Heidi's crazy, but in a good way! I'm sure her kids think she is the coolest mom ever for dressing up like that. And Seal is a trouper for going along with it (somehow, I always think of these crazy costumes as her idea)....
they always go all out for Halloween!
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Love these two together, they do Halloween big every time lol!
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:23am.
She looks like a Red Hat nightmare. Red and purple are red hat colors, dude!
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Seal looks like Don Rickles.
Fuck-Im seriously impressed with that costume!
Heidi Klum is about the only ho who doesnt use Halloween as an excuse to shove her tits and ass in everyones face.
NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Yes, Seal, you have sold your soul to this fuckery. Thumbnail no 1 says it all. Seal, really, this is who you married?
Her Kali Costume was AMAZINg. Ridiculous attention to detail. I don't know if she can ever top that. I love this one too. She's on foot high stilts. Good job Heidi. I really hate her on Project Runway but seems really nice in person. I just can't make up my mind about her.
@Snowpiece: Funny! Since you're dating Mowgli. One of my favourite cartoons of all time btw.
This Halloween I went to bed early. My brother went with his friend as Bad Boys and said he had the best night of his life. We don't do Halloween here. For the past 5 years or so it's been gaining popularity mostly only in clubs where people go as slutty-(insert noun here). 80% of the population lives in flats so the trick or treating part hasn't caught on yet. So fat I've only witnessed it in ritzy caucasian-expat estates. My first Halloween was last year, my friend who lives in a rundown, somewhat deserted colonial bungalow (that looks spooky on a good day), threw a huge haunted-house themed halloween/birthday party. I went as a witch. DUH
I promised myself I would celebrate next year. Jessica Rabbit maybe? But who am I kidding, I'm more of a Betty Boop.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Yeah... no.
I'm never really all that impressed with their efforts because that's exactly what it looks like- a shit ton of effort.
Give me someone like Scrabble dude who unintentionally dressed up as Katy Perry and I'll give props.
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At least her costume is creative. All the other girls just have their tits and ass hanging out. They look no different then they do everyday, they just are wearing a cape and glitter shoes.
Is Heidi on stilts or is Seal walking on his knees?
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Seal is over 6 ft tall so I'm guessin Heidi was the size of two Shaq's
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Nice try, Klum/Seal, next year they should try going as each other! Yuk!
She looks like a Red Hat nightmare. Red and purple are red hat colors, dude!
There is a lot of lead in Seal's silver makeup. See... it is already eating away at his face.
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ok then...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Yep...when you have a lot of money and an insane love for Halloween...you too can crap out stuff like this each year! lol
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 9:36am.
This made me laugh. I hate when that happens.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
this might be cool if i could stand her fucking annoying ass. 'ur out' with her stupid fucking german accent
Is Seal "Crater Face Man?" what the hell is that silver man?
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I dunno.
This is rather scary, so I guess that's really a serious Halloween costume, but, ugh... why?
Can't she and Seal just take their 20 kids out trick or treating instead for a change?
Every year it's the same Heidi Cloom's costume headline. I guess maybe she's trying to build a legacy and be associated with the holiday.
I can see that she'll use this as a platform to make her own Halloween Costumes at K-Mart trademark in a few years, when she's not relevant anymore and needing a penny. Ugh.
I have to pee just looking at this pic! LOL I went as Lady Gaga this year (don't judge me! lol) full leotard, fishnets and everything. It didn't hit me that my costume wasn't a good choice after a few drinks and I practically had to fully undress to go pee. These two deserve an award for this mess!
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 9:20am.
jacko: that's the lil girl from The Jungle Book!
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
they r so annoying.
I'm getting a Jordan vibe from Heidi. Usually I'm all for her costumes but this one isn't too clever. She usually dresses up as a character (Serpent/Apple, The Raven, Vishnu, etc) this one just looks like a costume from a low budget Syfy channel movie. Meh.
lol at Heidi's pussy magnet
Those costumes are AMAZING. I really, really dig how much they get into Halloween, especially Heidi.
WhiskeyTango... I agree that her Kali costume was probably her best one yet! But every year proves to be awesome.
jacko: that's the lil girl from The Jungle Book!
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OMG, his costume is great but hers...I don't mean this to be a play on words, but it is out of this world. How did she walk around? Amazing!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:57am.
I'm sorry, but these 2 creep me the fuck out.
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ITA.
That being said, they deserve an A+ for creativity, and at least putting some effort into their costumes. On the whole, they're good costumes but it's still too early for this. At least Heidi Klum's costumes are always original and really well done.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
These two do not play when it comes to costumes!! Heidi and Seal are SERIOUS!! There is no way I would go to their party. No way to compete.
And, yeah, they both look uncomfortable, but what the heck? Anything for a little free PR.
The hubby wanted to go as a miner, i was gonna be the wife and our buddy was gonna be the mistress, but I told him them was too ugly, it wouldn't work!
Is it just the pic or is Seal height-challenged?
*chanting as always*
Excellent, Heidi.
XX,Gay
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snowy a red dot on your forehead!? LAME.
I need pics of the flaming hot evil snowy from last year HELLLOOOO!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Damn - why even try! Heidi takes her Halloween seriously - at best you'll only win 4 or 5th place, cuz the first three places are going to Heidi & Seal!
It's too early for this.
This Halloween sucked for me. There wasn't any Halloween in the air. Just a crappy, groggy, grey fall day and of course I worked and of course we were understaffed and slammed in the butt with customers.
Such a great summer, followed by such a shitty autumn. Is it April yet?
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
That is an epic costume right there. I still think her Indian deity one was better, though.
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Jacko: here was my costume......
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