Tara Reid Keeps It Demure For Slutoween
Nevermind that Tara Reid's face looks like a Detective La Toya mask printed on onionskin paper, I'm more concerned that she's so covered up on Whore-o-peen, the one time of the year (besides New Year's, your cousin's wedding, casual Friday, Saturday night, Sunday morning mass, certain week nights, Tiger Woods' birthday, etc...etc...) where you get a standing ovation for putting your inner easy access skank on display.
I mean, even though she's wearing Kim Zolciak's sleeping wig and a dress right out of Noah Cyrus' closet, this is still straight-up puritan shit for Tara Reid. I mean, her nipple plates are fully covered up and I'm not even bracing myself for a possible peek-a-poon situation. Hmm. Maybe Halloween is amateur hour for Tara, so she's letting the wannabes have their little fun.
Here's more of the Big Lots Barbie with friends at Cipriani's Halloween party last night in NYC.
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I never liked this twit, not even during her American Pie days. Just another former barely legal bimbo turned into tragic mid-thirties bimbo.
Oh yeah, she had so much potential. Uh huh. OK, yeah.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
If you hadn't of put her name on this story I would have had no idea who this was.
What does she do for a living now that she's not "acting"?
She used to be so cute with a pretty, fresh, girl-next-door face and that husky voice. Now she looks fucking awful.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Definitely got a nose job. She looks terrible!
She looks like Regis Philbin's side-kick/smart-ass! Those feet are nasty...she should save some cosmetic surgery money for those.
I hate that hair style. Are they hiding facelift scars?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 2:08pm.
She used to date Tom Brady, years ago...
Tom Brady looks like Frankenstein to me. So they should have just kept dating and looking weird together.
I have ugly, UGLY feet from years of dancing en pointe...and you better believe I do not subject the public to them. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I seriously thought her corns and bunions were toe rings when I first glanced at the pics.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
That is one unsexy looking group of peoples.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 11:49am
It also happens when Airplane is one of your favorite movies of all time.
:)
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
No muscle tone at all. This is why I did not feel bad for her at all when she got fucked up lipo. She is obviously too lazy to work out. She'd rather cheat by starving herself with speed...and look how that turned out. She is disgusting, and looks OLD.
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
- 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 11:14am.
LOL. That's the silliness you get when you translate from your own language to another.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
A serious, not snarky question. Is she having health problems? She doesn't look like herself.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 1:42am.
She looks like a completely different person altogether
She looks like a completely different person...
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Fake hair, leather tits, plastic legs.....very authentic Barbie.....
Why do women like Tara use Halloween as an excuse to dress like trashy sluts? It's not like they don't do it 365 days a year. What makes Halloween so special?
my god, tara just looks like absolute shit!!!
the broad has absolutely zero muscle tone on that frame whatsoever. hit the weights you lazy broad!!!!!!!
you've just been violated!
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 4:30am.
OH MY GOD.
I wish I never clicked the Miley Cyrus one. What a bunch of gross assholes.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
The oversharing on that website is just...well, it's definitely something. I mean, it's obvious that they're jacking off or doing something of that magnitude to a fetish site, but I really don't appreciate those visuals.
Anyway, the creepy foot website is moar interesting than Tara Reid is, ever was, or ever will be. It's like a trainwreck...
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
EWWWWWW! I didn't see 'Gewn's' feet page much less read the comments. That was uhm, yeah...
Tara's page (I think) had this comment: "Her toes are long enough to fit in my mouth" and one said that when he saw the pic of the shit under her shoe he knew she was just "so fucking gorgeous".
Oh and a couple of people referred to xtina's feet as "slutty" LOL!
Oh and they also have Miley Cyrus on there. :O
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 4:12am.
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You are absolutely right.... one man's/woman's kink is another one's pleasure.
But STILL!! :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 4:06am.
Now I try very hard to be accepting of other people's preferences, but those comments are just too creepy. They sound like a bunch of deviants, and that's not a word I use lightly.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 3:59am.
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AHAHAHAHA and gag!!
My favourite is the person who compares 'gewns' feet to Lady Gaga's. And 'her feet must smell amazing after a concert'??
WHAT??
There really are some weird fuckers out there.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 3:44am.
My favorite gems of creepy:
"yeah i love that vid always jerk when its on. i love her huge feet, long toes and lickable soles. she is in my top 10."
"Oh want to feel her soles rubbing my c*ck until I explode and my c*m flows on her feet!"
"i was thinking so lond now i decided to c*mshoot on gewns feet and all her pics instead of lady gaga=) mhm...yes first load out"
"Would love a footjob from her and shoot my load on the soft underside of her toes"
...And AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!:
"Bet they smell amazing after a concert. Just sniffing the soft underside of her toes would make me c*m."
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
I don't care for feet AT ALL. I think they're all ugly. Even the nice ones in magazines that belong to foot models.
OK nightowl, I had to go do it. Jesus, I don't even know what to say.
I just closed my eyes and clicked on some random comments, they were for Gwen Stefani...
"Wonderful Feet's!! very sexy!!"
"miles and miles of lovely soles to caress, kiss, and adore!"
Good god. Whatever floats their bunions, I guess. GAK!
That pic of Tara shows one of her heels with something stuck under her it. Let's just say that someone didn't clean up after his dog!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 3:31am.
you can even see close-ups of the feet! The comments are ridiculous and some are pretty gross.
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 3:26am.
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There's a site that rates feet? GAH!! :P
MUST. NOT. GOOGLE.
So I went to the wikiFeet site where they rate celebs feet. Talk about gross! The comments are mostly about how "yummy" their feet look and how hot an actress is based on her feet.
Oh and check out this pic of Tara:
http://www.wikifeet.com/pictures/Tara-Reid-Feet-52226.jpg
She looks like a completely different person altogether, and NOT in a good way. Yet another one who fell victim to Body Dismorphic Disorder. They should revoke her doctor's license.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Where did her nose go and more importantly, how can she afford her cosmetic procedures? She must be one of those actresses who work as call girls on the side.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
She looks like she got a deal on leftover Michael Jackson parts.
I usually don't care about feet...but really what's with the knuckle toes??
Tara, how do you spell old?
Sorry, but if you are going to pretend to be a teen party girl then you have to accept the truth.
Tara should just go out in a braless, midriff-baring tube top as Plastic Surgery Disaster.
She's a human being and I am trying not to say bad things about people lately. BUT COME ON. When you dress like a a generic Barbie doll bought at KMART, you are just begging for negative attention. RIGHT?
I can see my "don't hate on people" rule I put on myself is not going to last.
LOL
She doesn't look like herself at all. Did she get her nose done?
I kind of like her, but that girl is a certified MESS. She has a real substance abuse problem. I think she may have moved on to meth because she is way skinny and just looked sucked out and gaunt.
i thought that was kelly ripa
Submitted by yucko: "I *really* hate it when girls with already small eyes line their entire eye with demarcated black eyeliner. It just makes them look SMALLER. That look only works for people who don't have small eyes or look squinty. I don't get why they don't just keep the eyeliner to the top eyelid."
Agree! And you know what's almost as bad? When people like Oprah and Kim Kardashian (and Elvira, bless her) use eyeliner to elongate their eyes, so that the line goes past the inside and outer edge of the eyelid. It doesn't make their eyes look better, it makes them look closer together. Gah!
I just want to say fuck you all very much for making me look at her toes.
*chanting as always*
Who?
Oh and just after a quick Google: this is Lindsay Lohan's future, right?
yes she does look bad for her age but she is one of those girls you hope just do (something )!
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:05pm.
Doesn't that look like Kelly Ripa??
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is she the long lost sister? or the sista from anotha motha!!!!!
very new joesey girl!!!!!!!!!!
but whats wrong with those toes(knuckles) or something
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I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!
Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!
oops I thought she went as Cher
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I don't know if this has been said already, but she looks like she's somebody else wearing a Tara Reid costume.
Or Brit Brit during her head shaving meltdown.
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Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 5:03pm.
She looks like meth face Barbie.
Oooooh snaaaaaaap!
Accessories included: One pack of Parliaments, a lipstick and a restraining order against her boyfriend.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Tara Reid looks good for her.
She has that classic, "I don't exercise, but I starve myself and tan everyday look". If she gains weight again, instead of exercising she will get that shit sucked out again by liposuction.
ubmitted by anony54321 on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:00pm.
heavy complete black eyeliner doesnt work for ANYONE except cleopatra.
and it is a hideous, stomach-turning, inexplicable travesty on sarah jessica parker.
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I *really* hate it when girls with already small eyes line their entire eye with demarcated black eyeliner. It just makes them look SMALLER. That look only works for people who don't have small eyes or look squinty. I don't get why they don't just keep the eyeliner to the top eyelid.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:05pm.
Doesn't that look like Kelly Ripa??
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She looks more like Kelly Ripa than Kelly Ripa does.