Xtina's Insatiable Hunger For Chocha Knows No Bounds!
At least that's what The Sun says SamRo told her friend who told The Sun. SamRo has already shaken her head NO to the rumor that she's got the remnants of Xtina's lead-based bronzer all over her hot pocket, but maybe she should tell that to her friend. Music producer Marlon David says Xtina, SamRo and an unnamed fuck partner had a threesome down in Mexico. And while SamRo was slurping on Xtina's tequila worm, she came (stop right there) to the realization that red lipstick don is a "hot piece of ass." Marlon opened his pie hole and spilled this out onto the floor of The Sun:
"Jordan was never comfortable with Xtina liking girls but he thought it would make the marriage work. Sam said she had a threesome with Xtina in Mexico last month, that's when she realized she was a 'hot piece of ass'. Sam said Xtina is 'horny as a college freshman'."
I realize that SamRo insists on posing like a douchebag frat boy who always feels like he has to overcompensate for the fact that he's not happy with his (NSFW) weeping willow foreskin, but does she have to talk like one to? I mean, "horny as a college freshmen"? And I bet that after she said that, she made Marlon smell her fingers since she hasn't washed them since Mehico. Okay, that made me swoon at the loins a bit. Ugh. I always fall for the douchebag frat boys. Even the douchebag frat boys with vaginas.
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Haven't we heard this one before? When your latest cd tanks and the public has forgotten you, bring out the bi-sexual rumors. Yeah that should put Christina right back on top.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 2:05am.
It is! :P
It was a cringe-inducing time when she went through her Dirrty era.
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:56am.
I'll take that as a compliment. :P
When I first saw the video for "Dirrty" I seriously was disgusted. Just because she's always been skinny doesn't mean that her ass has any business hanging out. Her nose piercing looked like a stale booger.
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"greasy asscrack and crusty piercings."
I don't know why but that cracks me up!
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:39am.
Yep!
I never even smelled her perfume before, but I bet you it smells strongly sweet blended with a hint of potpurri.
There actually was a time I thought Christina Aguilera looked really good, but she even grossed me out back then. There was a period when there wasn't a sighting the public wasn't subjected to looking at her greasy asscrack and crusty piercings.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:37am.
I'm not sure if I'd say Christina Haguilera smells like body odor but I imagine she smells like sweating ass.
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Mixed with eau de toilet?
LOL @ Sam Ronson smelling like pee.
I'm not sure if I'd say Christina Haguilera smells like body odor but I imagine she smells like sweating ass.
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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 11:31am.
Xtina looks like she reeks of B.O.
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Yes but she mixes it with her latest eau de toilet (I know it's toilette but I couldn't resist) cuz she's classy like that!
Damaged people enjoy each others company.
She's a mother of a small child - blowing their life up divorcing his father. Nice this piece of fucking trash is slurping up Lindsay Lohans sloppy seconds - she was never right in the fucking head from the get go.
Now, all her money can truly suck the soul out of her body - she can full time whore to her fame, money, and sex - too bad those fixes are temporary… her son will forever be fucked in the head because of this selfish, sex addicted head case.
Her music sucks big fat donkey dick too.
Are SamRo and the Yahoo guy's daughter the only two carpet munchers in Hollywood these days... these poor girl's have to have more of a choice than that?
I didn't need to to see the weeping willow foreskin, but looked anyway.
Now, I won't be able to sleep *LOL*
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Samantha Ronson has got to be one of the most unappealing people alive, both in looks and personality.
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Xtina looks like she reeks of B.O. and Ronson looks like she smells like pee.
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Oh, Avril.
I knew that once she got popular enough, the skirts would get shorter.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 3:21am.
Jeez. That song should be called Anthem for Posers.
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The song and video suits a 14 year old who wants to look tough but still have a girly side. IOW, Avril Lavigne.
Submitted by nightowl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:46pm.
Check out Sam singing "Pull mt hair Out".
http://www.singingfool.com/Title.aspx?publishedid=262642
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Jeez. That song should be called Anthem for Posers.
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I heard about the split lip rumors, but not that SHE actually started them.
Yep. I can't stand this swine.
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I don't care who she scissors with, is she still relevant? I hate her voice. Yes she can hold a tune but it is the same sound every fucking time. Just screaming and showing off which notes she can reach.
Plus she looks like a bloody clown. She has missed the boat, there are better artists than her out, who are younger and more appealing to the young audience. I like Gaga, think she makes good popsongs and she is far more interesting to young kids than Xtina who was relevant around 2002 and is now screaming she is a lesbian in order to get some attention.
Also why I really hate this whore is how after she split from bat boy she had a story leaked about going to A&E with a split lip, despite not showing any signs of it. Thereby trying to imply he beat her and that is why the marriage broke up.
Urgh please make her go away and please stop SamRo to be the go to lesbian when men piss you off.
Submitted by nightowl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:46pm.
Check out Sam singing "Pull mt hair Out".
http://www.singingfool.com/Title.aspx?publishedid=262642
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Well... those two videos tell us why she went into being a DJ--because she can't sing or write her own songs very well.
She looked a little better back then, but her dress since, while different, was still just as bad.
Back in the day Xtina did some lame lezzie shit with Paris Hilton, so this is nothing new.
Xtina should definitely get it on with Rojo Caliente. Ginger on fire!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:41pm.
I've never been able to tolerate her voice either. It's all showing off and no emotion behind it, just yelling, screeching, and chasing the same note for the next six minutes. I mean, shut the fuck up. Just because you are capable of making that NOISE, doesn't mean that you should.
Second of all, not to sound like I'm race/ethnicity baiting, but I've always found it kind of ridiculous that she constantly mentions her "latina" background, when she's not even full blood hispanic. Furthermore, for such an outspoken representative of the hispanic community (eyeroll), she's always gone out of her way to sunbscribe to the "pedigree" caucasian aesthetic with the blindingly blonde hair and the (unconvincingly) blindingly blue eyes. Except for, like three months one time, but that was when she tried to reinvent herself as oh so deep and dark as compared to "ethnic". (Remember "Fighter" and its music video? FAIL.)
I never liked Christina Aguilera but she worked on my final nerve overtime whenever she was promoting that identity crisis known as "Stripped". Funny for someone who wishes to strike the impression that she doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, this album collectively was one butthurt anthem after another.
After two or three years of being under the public radar, you suddenly release your deepest and darkest secrets to the media in hopes that it'll redeem you from your passive aggressive temper tantrum for publicity whenever it backfired on you. I don't know that much about her daddy issues or whateverthefuck, but I've always thought it was pretty gross that she took advantage of that fact that her dad was an asshole to entitle her to flap her gums about EVERYONE ELSE and then backpeddle with the same story about how mean Daddy was to ellicit sympathy whenever the negative publicity had bitten her on the greasy ass.
I can easily say that regardless of whether she's relatively talented or not, that I dislike her as much as I do Kim Tardashian, Parasite Hilton, or Megan Fox.
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Xtina is known for fucking her producers for tracks (according to Dallas Austin) and it makes sense that she would be using SamRo to get close to her brother Mark, who is one of the most sought after producers right now.
http://blogcritics.org/culture/article/dallas-austin-slams-christina-agu...
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 1:22pm.
Who's Jordan?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 1:22pm.
Who's Jordan?
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Nuh uh! Her (ex)husband name is Bat Boy!;p
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives: "Christina needs to talk to a counselor about her identity issues."
That is the truth, Ruth!
I really think she is a lesbian, though. She just doesn't want to freak out her mom.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 5:48pm.
Hmm... I kinda like SamRo... don't know why, she's totally gross, but I think she's cute.
It's funny how pics of someone only tell half the story...it's when you meet someone in person that the sparks can fly!
I've met a lot of less than "perfect" women that are sexy and hot as hell...it's their attitude and personality that's the turn on.
That SamRo critter? Lots of time to waste.
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Nailed it.
Every time some trick wants media attention, they start scissoring with the SamRo critter and make sure everybody knows. Yawn.
That quote sounds exactly like the kind of thing you'd hear from someone prank-calling a tabloid with made-up fakery. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
Samro is the 'stunt' lesbian.
*chanting as always*
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:02pm.
Well, Christina and Samantha were with Nicole Ritchie
TOO MUCH TUNA!!!
Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 5:20pm.
is it wrong that the foreskin turned me on?
It's like a turtleneck for dicks!
Well, Christina and Samantha were with Nicole Ritchie when they were in Mexico, so does that mean Nicole was the 3rd party? NASTY. I can't stand any of those crackie whores.
Christina needs to talk to a counselor about her identity issues.
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fuck samro...that prissy bitch was the first celeb to block me on twitter...
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I have never seen somebody who tries so hard to be sexy and fails so miserably.
When you try too hard to be a sexy siren to the point that you're pretty much a national/international embarrassment, you can expect that wretched, starved, angry, prepubescent boy looking creature called SamRo to come calling....That's how she gets "hot" women...a) they're not that hot and b) they are so very desperate to have that sexy and hot image they pathetically cling to validated and SamRo knows this...Men (other than batboy...bless his heart) won't bother for much more than a fuck or two cuz there's hotter out there and they got no time to waste. That SamRo critter? Lots of time to waste.
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well, i think she is a lesbian, but has a hard time accepting it. this bitch hates herself so much it's not even funny anymore. the nasty attitude, over the top make-up...lots of insecurities. just come out already, girl...you;ll finaly be free.
Hmm... I kinda like SamRo... don't know why, she's totally gross, but I think she's cute. I kinda have no strong opinion about Christina A. I mean, good voice, lame music, and boring as fuck is all I can really say about her.
Sometimes when these stories come out and everyone is jumping all in the celeb's shit for being fake and self-promoting, I wonder, what if these people really truly are bi/gay and the lies and the phony image-making stuff was all of the bullshit we were fed BEFORE they made their big reveal.
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"Straightjacket," starring Joan Crawford, is on TCM right now.
I always suspected she was a secret carpet muncher...
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I don't even think she likes girls in real life. It's like those drunk sorority girls that make out with their friends to "turn a guy on". She's lesbian strictly for publicity. Either way she needs to stick with one of her personalities.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Actually SamRo's an Upper East Side preppy twat, I guess there really isn't a difference. I still don't get how she gets these famous women. She's not hot and plays an ipod for a living, what's the appeal?
Submitted by where_da_booze_: "is it wrong that the foreskin turned me on?"
Yes.
Submitted by salacious: "Why oh why did I click on that link?"
Because you're a kinky monkey? If it's any consolation, it's not as bad as some of M.K.'s other links that we should never have clicked (e.g., Two Girls One Cup, Homeless Man w/Maggots on Legs...)
is it wrong that the foreskin turned me on?
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Sorry Chrissie. Once again you're too late to the ball. Britney and Madge did the celebrity media-ho lesbiain't thing a loooong time ago when it was "edgy" and "in"...at least for the Us Weekly crowd. Now pictures of you and Samson buying dildos, dental dams, nail clippers and Crisco wouldn't generate interest even in a local Methodist newsletter. I guess when the marriage, the kid, the slutty music video and the soon-to-be-bombing film don't work, "discovering your bisexuality" is the next step. Too bad no one outside of this website cares. I wonder if the general public even knows she's still singing?
I love how she's become some sort of raging lesbian now that she can't fill a fucking arena up.
And really SamRo? Can't she find another dyke that is much more attractive?
Jezuuz....these two bitches have no relevance whatsoever...they are not edgy just being no talent attention whores...boooorrrrinnngggg...
WHY OH WHY did I click on that link? Please pass the eye bleach.
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Check out Sam singing "Pull mt hair Out".
http://www.singingfool.com/Title.aspx?publishedid=262642
Submitted by nightowl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:38pm
I think SamRo thinks she has to look like a beastly dyke in order to be taken seriously as a lesbian and for her music.
I figured she would end up cheating on him eventually. Her husband seemed like a pretty nice and down to earth guy, and 100% about her, and let's face it a diva like her was going to get tired of that eventually.
WTF is it about SamRo? She must have a magic tongue or something??? And nwhere is Lindsey these days? Jail? Rehab? I am looking forward to a Lilo/Xtina celebrity death match!